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unstuck
2nd August 2013, 08:04
http://www.voxy.co.nz/national/august-bee-aware-month/5/162991

Keep your heads down while riding. We need a healthy bee population.:niceone:

Hitcher
2nd August 2013, 08:52
Bee selective. Kill as many wasps as you can.

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 08:59
Bee selective. Kill as many wasps as you can.

I like your thinking.:niceone:

mashman
2nd August 2013, 10:55
They're only bees FFS... it ain't like they're important. I wonder what we killed off that fed on the varroa mite?

Anyhoo, is there anything on how to remove blood sucking mights from a beehive :shifty:

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 11:00
Anyhoo, is there anything on how to remove blood sucking mights from a beehive :shifty:

WTF you talkin bout willis?:confused:

Swoop
2nd August 2013, 11:49
I heard a whisper that monsanto (global scum corporation...) has ripped out beehives somewhere.

Aha!
Roundup-resistant bees?
http://contentdesk.com/monsanto-roundup-resistant-bees-confiscated-in-illinois/

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 12:11
I heard a whisper that monsanto (global scum corporation...) has ripped out beehives somewhere.

Aha!
Roundup-resistant bees?

Shhh, those scum bags will hear you. They do not like opposition to anything they do.:shutup:

awa355
3rd August 2013, 14:52
I heard a whisper that monsanto (global scum corporation...) has ripped out beehives somewhere.

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I know of one bee hive in Wellington that Monsanto are welcome to come and spray, full of drones that produce nothing.

Unforunately, Unstuck, if people cant see it happening, then many just dont care.

I read something a while ago, that if insects died off tomorrow, the world would be dead or dying in 5 years. If mankind died off tomorrow, the world would replenish itself in the same time.
The timelines are hyperthetical but the outcomes are probably correct.

unstuck
3rd August 2013, 16:29
I know of one bee hive in Wellington that Monsanto are welcome to come and spray, full of drones that produce nothing.

Unforunately, Unstuck, if people cant see it happening, then many just dont care.

I read something a while ago, that if insects died off tomorrow, the world would be dead or dying in 5 years. If mankind died off tomorrow, the world would replenish itself in the same time.
The timelines are hyperthetical but the outcomes are probably correct.

Many do see it happening too, and still dont care. It is much easier and quicker to spray poisons all over, than weed by hand.
The only way for people to become aware is through being made aware. The ones who do care about the environment, MAY see something like this posted somewhere, and add it to their own way of thinking. And to me, thats a positive.
Thats the only reason I posted it on a biker forum, maybe that one person will see it, and make a positive change in their own little world, then someone may see them doing something different and start asking questions themselves. And then it grows..............

I can dream anyway.:niceone:

Akzle
3rd August 2013, 18:07
Many do see it happening too, and still dont care. It is much easier and quicker to spray poisons all over, than weed by hand.
The only way for people to become aware is through being made aware. The ones who do care about the environment, MAY see something like this posted somewhere, and add it to their own way of thinking. And to me, thats a positive.
Thats the only reason I posted it on a biker forum, maybe that one person will see it, and make a positive change in their own little world, then someone may see them doing something different and start asking questions themselves. And then it grows..............

I can dream anyway.:niceone:

fuck that. Ive tried being nice. 50lt of glyph, cut and pasting, still the lillies come back. Tomorow, i dump a kilo of metsulfuron in the creek.

unstuck
3rd August 2013, 18:56
fuck that. Ive tried being nice. 50lt of glyph, cut and pasting, still the lillies come back. Tomorow, i dump a kilo of metsulfuron in the creek.

Liar, you would cry if you stood on a spider ya soft cock.:sunny:

Akzle
3rd August 2013, 19:02
Liar, you would cry if you stood on a spider ya soft cock.:sunny:

no i keep the spiders to kill the flies.

The lillies will die.

granstar
3rd August 2013, 19:22
I once killed a bee, should i feel really bad. I really like honey too, my favourite food next to beer.
The circumstance(s) was/were always in 3's


1/ Cruising along on 650 Trumph arses off bike on marble gravel road in the wops, slightly dazed, girlfriend gains one black boob and burns leg on zorst, my shoulder farking sore as took brunt of fall and skid down road with bike following. Right side bars bent in to meet tank. Get bike going and limp homeward very quietly.

2 couple miles from home...bee goes down gap between ripped glove and jacket, stings sore grazed arm, arm starts to swell bad, bee humanely euthanised in rapid reaction whilst trying to avoid a second off

3 carry on couple miles nearly home and back wheel goes down, bloody great nail sticking in it


needless to say we had a wake to reflect on the poor bees life, and then the state of my bike and burning question should we head to hospital to get checked out. Few beers later the concensus was no.


We laugh about it now :rolleyes: poor bee.

unstuck
3rd August 2013, 19:35
I once killed a bee, should i feel really bad. I really like honey too, my favourite food next to beer.
The circumstance(s) was/were always in 3's


1/ Cruising along on 650 Trumph arses off bike on marble gravel road in the wops, slightly dazed, girlfriend gains one black boob and burns leg on zorst, my shoulder farking sore as took brunt of fall and skid down road with bike following. Right side bars bent in to meet tank. Get bike going and limp homeward very quietly.

2 couple miles from home...bee goes down gap between ripped glove and jacket, stings sore grazed arm, arm starts to swell bad, bee humanely euthanised in rapid reaction whilst trying to avoid a second off

3 carry on couple miles nearly home and back wheel goes down, bloody great nail sticking in it


needless to say we had a wake to reflect on the poor bees life, and then the state of my bike and burning question should we head to hospital to get checked out. Few beers later the concensus was no.


We laugh about it now :rolleyes: poor bee.

Try getting stung on the pecker sometime, thats a laugh too.:nono:

granstar
3rd August 2013, 20:45
Ow!! ...Owwww!!! did the nurse suck the venom out :drool:

awa355
3rd August 2013, 20:51
Ow!! ...Owwww!!! did the nurse suck the venom out :drool:

HAHA They employ male indian nurses down that way. :(

granstar
3rd August 2013, 20:58
For the shy we have out work....












http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/cock-polishing-services.jpg

unstuck
3rd August 2013, 21:52
Ow!! ...Owwww!!! did the nurse suck the venom out :drool:

:killingme:killingme Nope, but the way I swelled up gave me some serious bragging rights.:msn-wink:

The old boss still laughs at me 30 yrs later, reckons it is one of the funniest things he has ever seen, me bashing myself in the dick while pissing down my leg.:o

Akzle
4th August 2013, 07:58
im astounded at the lack of apiary puns this thread has attracted

unstuck
4th August 2013, 13:18
Bee quiet.:devil2:

awa355
4th August 2013, 14:47
A Bee campaign. Seems like the Bee shortage is a world wide problem.

285805

mashman
4th August 2013, 14:52
Bee quiet.:devil2:

Buzz off...

St_Gabriel
4th August 2013, 15:05
Buzz off...

Bee...have

Akzle
4th August 2013, 15:51
A Bee campaign. Seems like the Bee shortage is a world wide problem.

285805

yuh. Mainly cellphones.

unstuck
4th August 2013, 15:54
Buzz off...

You do drone on.:bleh::bleh:

mashman
4th August 2013, 16:13
You do drone on.:bleh::bleh:

That stings honey.

granstar
4th August 2013, 16:55
Hive no idea, where are all the puns then?

Akzle
4th August 2013, 17:02
ive been combing the net, there are some super puns out there...

unstuck
4th August 2013, 17:22
That stings honey.

Dont be such a queen.:laugh:

mashman
4th August 2013, 19:12
Dont be such a queen.:laugh:

ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa... too bee hornet to bee, that is the question... and my choice eh ;)

Madness
4th August 2013, 19:27
I knew this thread would be a keeper.

Akzle
4th August 2013, 19:30
I knew this thread would be a keeper.

ho-nest-ly. Its not.

mashman
4th August 2013, 19:49
ho-nest-ly. Its not.

Miserable cunt, wasup?

granstar
4th August 2013, 20:25
Have apodidea this bee a killer sticky one :whistle:

awa355
5th August 2013, 03:43
This Bee thread just Bumbles along.

unstuck
5th August 2013, 06:02
This thread is full of smoking tools now.:bleh:

Akzle
5th August 2013, 06:19
This thread is full of smoking tools now.:bleh:

thats a pretty thinly veil-ed put down...

unstuck
5th August 2013, 06:28
thats a pretty thinly veil-ed put down...

I thought I had put in a queen excluder? :devil2:

Akzle
5th August 2013, 06:38
I thought I had put in a queen excluder? :devil2:

im not sure you understand puns...

unstuck
5th August 2013, 06:45
im not sure you understand puns...

I am sure I dont. So dont worry.:niceone:

caspernz
5th August 2013, 15:21
thats a pretty thinly veil-ed put down...

Peel back her veil, coat her in honey, and watch the pervs drool :drinknsin

Smifffy
5th August 2013, 20:09
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10 buzzy chars

granstar
5th August 2013, 20:21
LOL a mate of mine had hives, no,no!, bee hives... and when I picked him up weekends to go out on the plonk the first half hour in the car there were bees buzzing out of his mane of hair, ahhh the 70's when we all had hair :violin: Best thing about a mate like that was free honey :bleh:

unstuck
7th August 2013, 16:40
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/936517_663292553690674_1092088723_n.jpg

unstuck
10th August 2013, 07:42
Another positive..........http://action.beyondpesticides.org/p/dia/action3/common/public/?action_KEY=14785