Crazy band names

[MIXONE]

Bored at home with two teenage sons and all got Manflu so the mind was wandering as it often does (and now and then fucks off completely)got to thinking of some crazy, out there band names.When I was in high school there was a local band called Up Uranus which was pretty outrageous for the time.Two of my all time favourites are Big Wheelie and the Hubcaps ,and Buster Hymen and the Swinging Organs.
Anybody able to top those?

[scumdog]

Mott-the-Hoople??? - what was THAT name about??

[scissorhands]

Evil Priest [Elvis Presley]
The Slits [all girl band]

[T.W.R]

Machine gun fellatio
Bolt Thrower
Sugar Cubes
Budgie
Butt Hole Surfers
Grimes
Psycho Daisies

[Maha]

Toad the Wet Sprocket...fantastic band.

[Banditbandit]

Led Zeppelin (Great band ..but think about the name )

Porno for Pyros (yeah yeah )

Def leppard (Deaf?? I mean - come on this is an aural art form )

Limp Bizkit (Limp ??? Come on Rock and Limp simply do not go together)

Chumbawamba (Makes me thing of bubble gum ... or a complex game of who knows what ... "You fancy a game of Chumbawamba?" "Sure, why not.")

Hootie and the Blowfish (I mean fuck what is that ??? )

Pussy Riot (I'm sure that if this girl band didn't piss off Putin and have memebrs in jail the Feminists would lynch them - it's the name for an orgy not a band)

[Scuba_Steve]

Porno for Pyros
Limp Bizkit
The The
Chumbawamba
!!! (aka Chk-Chk-Chk)
ø
Abörted Hitler Cöck
Accidental Rape
Admit You're Shit
Anal Blast (w/ their album 'vaginal vempire')
Ass Baboons of Venus
Jesus anal penetration
Anal Cunt
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Skullfckers
We eat Moldy Bloody Tampons

[mansell]

Led Zeppelin (Great band ..but think about the name )

Named because Paige and Plant were talking and Paige reckoned they would go down like a lead balloon

[unstuck]

ABBA, :weird:

[F5 Dave]

Flesh D-Vice
Childrens Hour
The Mars Volta (ya what?)
Southern Death Cult (surely that could be shortened)

[iYRe]

Henrietta Collins and the wife beating baby haters

(Henry Rollins was the front man)

[blackdog]

Best song name by White Zombie.

'Welcome to planet mother fucker, psychoholic slag.'

[Big Dave]

Free Beer.


What's on tonight:
Free Beer at the ...... Hotel.
etc etc.


There was also a Big Band in Sydney called the Enormous Horns.

[GSW]

The Dick thrust blues band... from wellington.. awesome guys!

[granstar]

Heard of "No Eye Deer" ? ...Thort not, twas one of my bands.

Local band " Pretty Wicked Head and The Desperate Men was out there when they were slogging away.


FYI Moot The Hoople was named after a novel about an eccentric that worked in a circus freak show,, similarly Steppenwolf named after the famed Hess novel ;)



Named because Paige and Plant were talking and Paige reckoned they would go down like a lead balloon In the book I have on John Bonham which I can't be fagged going out for a look, i'm pretty sure it was Keith Moon who said that.


Here is a few more ...

http://brightlightsfilm.com/weirdbandnames/

[cynna]

my mothers cunt
fuck you're ugly


a couple of local bands from a coupe of years ago

[MIXONE]

my mothers cunt
fuck you're ugly


a couple of local bands from a coupe of years ago

Not the local church chior then?:shit:

[Grizzo]

Conventional Toasters.

[Kornholio]

My Uncle was in a band called the 'High revving tongues' back in the 60s/70s

Clawfinger is a swedish fav of mine

[Laava]

The incredible shrinking dickies.
Limp Bizkit I assumed was named after the soggy biscuit game. If you know what I mean.

[saxet]

There's the Dead Kennedys, kiwi band Misex, heck even AC/DC is ,unintentionally, questionable.

[mansell]

In the book I have on John Bonham which I can't be fagged going out for a look, i'm pretty sure it was Keith Moon who said that.



Probably was, I was jut recalling something I heard in my youth (which was a fucking long time ago)

A couple from me

Jesus and Mary Chain
Spandau Ballet
Then there's the whole Siouxsie Sioux thing

[unstuck]

Most of these names sound quite normal to me.:devil2:

Splodgenessabounds is one that always gets caught on my tongue, Named after front man Max Splodge. Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps please.:Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

My Uncle was in a band called the 'High revving tongues' back in the 60s/70s



'Rain & Tears' - I remember the song well.

[Kornholio]

'Rain & Tears' - I remember the song well.

Ha mint, yeah go Uncle Kit :)

[granstar]

Some of the Dunedin scarfie bands...well the names are normal but the members :eek5:

[jasonu]

Daggy and the Dickheads.
The Knobz.

[unstuck]

Daggy and the Dickheads.
The Knobz.

Now theres one I have not heard for a long time.:Punk::Punk:

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[Maha]

'Rain & Tears' - I remember the song well.

....and the page-boy haircut :eek:
Hogsnort Rupert.

[jasonu]

[QUOTE=unstuck;1130594870]Now theres one I have not heard for a long time.:Punk::Punk:

QUOTE]

About as much culture as On The Mat...

[tri boy]

Our school mega band, (translation, me and two other dickheads on acoustic guitars in music class) started a band called "Arnie Arsehole, and the Anal invaders".
Got 3 cuts to the backside for an impromt performance at assembly.
It was worth it:devil2:

[avgas]

Silverchair
Lacuna Coil
The wiggles
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

[SVboy]

Head like a hole, Dinasour Jr, Screaming meemees, look blue,go purple, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, the Vibrators....

[T.W.R]

Guana Batz
Cannibal Corpse
The Cramps
Band of Skulls
Foreskins
Whipping Post
Cancer

[unstuck]

Nope, still nothing that sounds even remotely crazy yet.........

How about Oasis...........Nah thats just ghey.........I got nothing. I guess I am just too crazy to know it.:shit::crazy::crazy:

[Naki Rat]

....and the page-boy haircut :eek:
Hogsnort Rupert.Originally "Hogsnort Rupert's Original Flagon Band", from the same era as BLERTA ("Bruno Lawrence's Electric Revelation and Travelling Apparition").

'Sticky Filth' was an institution at New Plymouth's White Hart :woohoo:

'Weird Uncle Betty'
'Butthole Surfers'

And this lot (http://brightlightsfilm.com/weirdbandnames/), most of who didn't make the big time :whistle:

[Wayz]

I once drummed for a cover band called 'Fast Window' otherwise the death metal band 'Anal C$nt' is still the most extreme band names out there, although I do recommend listening to their hit single 'Pepe the gay waiter'......Enjoy

[scumdog]

Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich.:lol:

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Torsofuck
Cattle Decapitation
Revolting Cocks

[Maha]

The The ...

[Smifffy]

scraping foetus off the wheel
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[granstar]

the ever questionable " Butthole Surfers"

Invercargill has a school band called " Ball Point Penis"

[mulletman]

The Body Electric
Half Man Half Biscuit

[PrincessBandit]

I always thought Blam Blam Blam was a strange name. Cool band though. "There is no depression in New Zealand" - choice!!

[Banditbandit]

My Uncle was in a band called the 'High revving tongues' back in the 60s/70s



I remember them ...

[Banditbandit]

'Sticky Filth' was an institution at New Plymouth's White Hart :woohoo:



I was in New Plymouth earlier this year and looked for the White Hart but couldn't find it - is it still there? (Might be I was just looking in the wrong place)

[MisterD]

Half Man Half Biscuit

Their song "Running Order Squabblefest" namechecks the great Crispy Ambulance

[fridayflash]

soft cock giraffes

disraeli gears

naked milkmen

emulsifier

vas deferens

das unter mensch


.....basically reciting some of the lineup at a national battle of the bands gig in the cabana '92..pissed for three days solid, what happened to those carefree days?

[Richard Mc F]

Hell let's show some respect for the kiwi...Suburban Reptiles......what a name for a punk band

[JimO]

Roddy Soddimus and the back scuttlers