slofox
8th August 2013, 14:32
Some years ago, a young lad, an orphan, was discussing his post school options with the local priest. He stated that he wanted to go to medical school.
The priest warned him that he probably didn't have enough education and would need guidance with his studies. The lad replied that the med school had an entrance exam and that if he passed it, he would be accepted for full time study.
The priest decided that he could help the lad best by doing the same study course for the entrance exam, so they both enrolled.
Months went by and the day arrived to sit the test. Afterwards, the two compared notes.
"How did you do?" asked the priest.
"Pretty good I think" replied the lad, "How about yourself?"
"Oh I think I got them all wrong - all except that question that went 'If you find a woman unconscious on the ground, what should you do? You should feel her P- - - -.'"
Says the lad, "Her pulse. Feel her pulse!I got that too!"
The priest paused for a moment. "Damn, I guess I got that wrong too..."
The priest warned him that he probably didn't have enough education and would need guidance with his studies. The lad replied that the med school had an entrance exam and that if he passed it, he would be accepted for full time study.
The priest decided that he could help the lad best by doing the same study course for the entrance exam, so they both enrolled.
Months went by and the day arrived to sit the test. Afterwards, the two compared notes.
"How did you do?" asked the priest.
"Pretty good I think" replied the lad, "How about yourself?"
"Oh I think I got them all wrong - all except that question that went 'If you find a woman unconscious on the ground, what should you do? You should feel her P- - - -.'"
Says the lad, "Her pulse. Feel her pulse!I got that too!"
The priest paused for a moment. "Damn, I guess I got that wrong too..."