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Crasherfromwayback
19th August 2013, 15:32
Oh yeah....


http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9060315/10cm-fork-removed-from-mans-penis

Maha
19th August 2013, 16:22
Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's (a 70-year-old) penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. :sick:

Never knew you had it in ya Grandad (pun intended)

unstuck
19th August 2013, 16:22
The mind certainly does boggle.:wacko:

SMOKEU
19th August 2013, 16:28
For similar fucked up shit, go on Google and search "rectal foreign body".

T.W.R
19th August 2013, 16:42
Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's (a 70-year-old) penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. :sick:

Never knew you had it in ya Grandad (pun intended)

They always reckon prick the skin of the sausage before you cook it :facepalm:


For similar fucked up shit, go on Google and search "rectal foreign body".

and you know this how?? :eek5:

SMOKEU
19th August 2013, 16:46
and you know this how?? :eek5:

I did some Googling in the name of lulz.

granstar
19th August 2013, 17:43
:eek5::eek5:
It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," :eek5::eek5:

Mom
19th August 2013, 18:09
That would bring a tear to your eye...:crazy:

I always thought penises were for penetrating, not being penetrated, oh well, what ever floats your boat. How embarrassing for him :rofl:

unstuck
19th August 2013, 18:16
Not so silly when you think about it, how many people got to fondle the lonely old coot before he was sent home, with heaps in the wank bank to keep him going for days.:innocent:

Grizzo
19th August 2013, 18:21
That would bring a tear to your eye...:crazy:

I always thought penises were for penetrating, not being penetrated, oh well, what ever floats your boat. How embarrassing for him :rofl:

Not true, nothing like a stiff nipple up the jap eye.:shit:

jellywrestler
19th August 2013, 18:26
Oh yeah....


http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9060315/10cm-fork-removed-from-mans-penis

surely he was trying this new spooning thing and got mixed up?

Crasherfromwayback
19th August 2013, 18:31
surely he was trying this new spooning thing and got mixed up?

lol. Nice.