Bare breasted bikers babes...

[kerryg]

With the Erotica show coming up soon I'm guessing there will be the usual parade of the Harley-mounted white pointers down Queen Street.

So that I avoid taking my lunchtime stroll down Queen St at that time, in order not be affronted by their egregious display of gratuitous nudity...anyone know what date and time it will be??? :whistle: :chase: :love: :yes:

[Smorg]

Hopefully i'll be there to see one fall on her face, she'd deserve it for being on the back of a hog :rofl: :rofl:

[Lou Girardin]

I did beg to take one of the Harleys, but I'm too valuable to be allowed 2 hours off, apparently. But with my luck, I'd have ended up with Ron Jeremy on the back of mine.
So I'll just have to perv from the showroom. Must remember to bring the camera to work.

PS These chicks NEVER fall on their faces.

[hondacmx450]

Hopefully i'll be there to see one fall on her face, she'd deserve it for being on the back of a hog :rofl: :rofl:
bounce bounce

[kerryg]

PS These chicks NEVER fall on their faces.


If they did I think they'd bounce straight up again. :laugh:

So.. are you gonna tell us when it is??? please... :shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

If they did I think they'd bounce straight up again. :laugh:

So.. are you gonna tell us when it is??? please... :shifty:

It won't be happening... have you seen the forecast?

[bugjuice]

the colder and wetter it is, isn't that better..?? Might cruise down there myself, must remember to swap the rear cowl for the seat..

[Lou Girardin]

Tomorrow. If it's cold we'll supply back protectors to the riders.

[ManDownUnder]

the colder and wetter it is, isn't that better..?? Might cruise down there myself, must remember to swap the rear cowl for the seat..

Take your safety glasses... those things could take an eye out!

[Ixion]

When? When ? When is it for Heaven's sake

[SPman]

Tomorrow. If it's cold we'll supply back protectors to the riders.
Thought the riders would already have back protectors.:rofl:

[enigma51]

AAAAAAH BREASTS

[c4.]

AHHHHH, since you brought them up, this was my hard days work.
No I'm not the guy in the tub... unfortunately
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[Skyryder]

bounce bounce

I was thinking knocker knocker.


Skyryder

[Sniper]

Would love to go and feel the atmosphere but hey, cant have it all can I?

(Plus if the missus found out)

[v.ros`]

AHHHHH, since you brought them up, this was my hard days work.
No I'm not the guy in the tub... unfortunately
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lucky dude. I dont think ill be able to take a photo like - will prolly have to wait for an hour after the photo session ended... just to calm it off :chase:

[Lou Girardin]

Isn't it funny how they always go on Harkeys, not Gixxers or Kwakas or Ymahahahahas.
Eat your hearts out sprotbikers! :motu:

[ManDownUnder]

Isn't it funny how they always go on Harkeys, not Gixxers or Kwakas or Ymahahahahas.
Eat your hearts out sprotbikers! :motu:

It's the vibrations... and the ride isn't overly demanding - downhill at 30kph...

If they wanted economy, reliability, speed or handling...

[ManDownUnder]

Not work safe

http://www.eroticaexpo.co.nz/subpages/boobs_on_bikes_05.html

[kerryg]

Not work safe

http://www.eroticaexpo.co.nz/subpages/boobs_on_bikes_05.html


I can't open that link.

What time will it be happening??

[ManDownUnder]

I can't open that link.

What time will it be happening??

Boobs on Bikes 2005

Where: Queen Street Auckland.
When: Wedensday 24, August.
Time: Lunch Time, Aprox: 12-30pm

edit - I need to stress... that's a cut and paste from the site - complete with two typos!

[kerryg]

Boobs on Bikes 2005

Where: Queen Street Auckland.
When: Wedensday 24, August.
Time: Lunch Time, Aprox: 12-30pm

edit - I need to stress... that's a cut and paste from the site - complete with two typos!


Thanks MDU

Now to find a grey plastic mac...... :yeah:

[Pixie]

Boobs on Bikes 2005

Where: Queen Street Auckland.
When: Wedensday 24, August.
Time: Lunch Time, Aprox: 12-30pm

edit - I need to stress... that's a cut and paste from the site - complete with two typos!
Poor Harley riders, we laugh at them,but I think calling them boobs is a bit harsh :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Thanks MDU

Now to find a grey plastic mac...... :yeah:

You'll find wearing a condom and cutting the bottom out of your pockets opens up a world of options...

so I've err... been told :whistle: :whistle:

[Suney]

AHHHHH, since you brought them up, this was my hard days work.
No I'm not the guy in the tub... unfortunately
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lucky 03.JPG
Is that the guy from Shortland Street?

[WRT]

Poor Harley riders, we laugh at them,but I think calling them boobs is a bit harsh :rofl:

Calling them "bikes" is a bit rich too . . . :rofl:

Sorry all you harley lovers, I just couldnt resist the opportunity . . .

[kerryg]

You'll find wearing a condom and cutting the bottom out of your pockets opens up a world of options...

so I've err... been told :whistle: :whistle:


:scratch: :o :innocent:

[Smorg]

Calling them "bikes" is a bit rich too . . . :rofl:

Sorry all you harley lovers, I just couldnt resist the opportunity . . .

Don't worry about it mate you were fully justified :clap: :clap:

[Lou Girardin]

Aaaah, I feel much better now. amazing what a cold shower can do.
BTW the chickies were cool, hard as nails but who cares. Photos to come. (so to speak)

[WRT]

Aaaah, I feel much better now. amazing what a cold shower can do.
BTW the chickies were cool, hard as nails but who cares. Photos to come. (so to speak)


Hehe, yeah, their nipples were too!

Thought it was great, turned up down there with some pad thai, got a park, a seat and a great view. Brilliant - lunch and a show . . .

[bugjuice]

so where are the photos?

[ManDownUnder]

so where are the photos?

keep your hands where I can see them LOL

[bugjuice]

keep your hands where I can see them LOL
you under my desk too?

[ManDownUnder]

you under my desk too?

you bastard - I wasn't ready for that... and the coffee came out my nose :rofl:

Good comeback
MDU

[bugjuice]

you bastard - I wasn't ready for that... and the coffee came out my nose :rofl:

Good comeback
MDU
ewwww grouse.. you'll be sniffin that all day now.. probably better than my crutch..

[ManDownUnder]

ewwww grouse.. you'll be sniffin that all day now.. probably better than my crutch..

I sniffed your seat a while back - it was ok... so I expect your crutch wouldn't be so bad...

You use scented loo paper right?

[bugjuice]

I sniffed your seat a while back - it was ok... so I expect your crutch wouldn't be so bad...

You use scented loo paper right?
yeah, most of the time.. it's just so much softer on my tushy..

[Sniper]

Im eating here :puke:

[bugjuice]

Im eating here :puke:
so's MDU..
fitting user name, huh?

[ManDownUnder]

yeah, most of the time.. it's just so much softer on my tushy..

Yeah - helps avoid the "poo seat" sydrome too... so many of them smell really bad - it's almost like most people don't think about it!

[bugjuice]

Yeah - helps avoid the "poo seat" sydrome too... so many of them smell really bad - it's almost like most people don't think about it!
have you changed your sig in my honour?

[Sniper]

Hmmmm, Im worried about you two

[enigma51]

We all are!

[ManDownUnder]

have you changed your sig in my honour?

Actually yes - I was so inspired by yours... now to find them fat bottomed girls in need of a fresh protein shake

[WRT]

Actually yes - I was so inspired by yours... now to find them fat bottomed girls in need of a fresh protein shake

There was one of them on a harley going down queen st . . . looking like she had more than her fair share of protein shakes. In fact, with the vibrations from the hardley, there was a whole heap of shake'n going on . . .

The rest of the talent was somewhat more enjoyable to watch tho. Sorry guys - didnt have a camera on me . . .

[bugjuice]

The rest of the talent was somewhat more enjoyable to watch tho. Sorry guys - didnt have a camera on me . . .
that's a red-rep offence you know.. :oi-grr:

[Sniper]

Yes it is, it is

[WRT]

Sorry guys, only saw that it was on about 15mins before I went on lunch - no time to shoot home and grab the camera otherwise I would have missed it!

But watch the news tonight . . . there were enough film cameras there! Hopefully they wont blank out the "good bits".

[Sniper]

They will damn you, they will.

Were there any phone numbers?

[bugjuice]

They will damn you, they will.

Were there any phone numbers?
yeah, the news will blur-the-breasts.. and I don't know the guys at TVNZ well enough to give me the raw footage..

I did hear one phone number, Snipe - 0900 UGOTNOCHANCEBUDDY

[WRT]

They will damn you, they will.

Were there any phone numbers?


No, but there was any number of phones, all taking pics . . . in fact, my mate was taking pics with his, will get him to check if any of them turned out ok . . .

[bugjuice]

No, but there was any number of phones, all taking pics . . . in fact, my mate was taking pics with his, will get him to check if any of them turned out ok . . .
he's in the bathroom at the moment..??

[ManDownUnder]

yeah, the news will blur-the-breasts..

aaaa well -no option but to go to the show then ...

[WRT]

he's in the bathroom at the moment..??

No, last seen speeding off to go find his missus . . .

Pitty the poor girl, shes in for a pounding . . . and not from his fists

[Lou Girardin]

I'll post photos tonight. The interview with Mary Carey in the showroom was a nice touch too. Jiggly, happy young thing she was. I had to help Tera Patrick to get a helmet that fitted. (She's used to anteaters)
Before you all make assumptions, I didn't actually know their names, but there are staff here who are far too knowledgable about porntars.
Bet you wish you had a Harley franchise - Colemans, Red Baron, Haldanes etc. :bleh:

[ManDownUnder]

I'll post photos tonight. The interview with Mary Carey in the showroom was a nice touch too. Jiggly, happy young thing she was. I had to help Tera Patrick to get a helmet that fitted. (She's used to anteaters)
Before you all make assumptions, I didn't actually know their names, but there are staff here who are far too knowledgable about porntars.
Bet you wish you had a Harley franchise - Colemans, Red Baron, Haldanes etc. :bleh:


Here's Mary - is she a brain surgeon?

[bugjuice]

Here's Mary - is she a brain surgeon?
she's... err.. gifted.. hope her talents make up for the face.. don't really think she's all that, and if she wasn't blond, then it'd probably just be torso shots at best, I'm sure..

[Motu]

And you were able to hold 3 helmets at once for her to choose Lou? I bet you were hoping she'd pick the middle one....

[ManDownUnder]

And you were able to hold 3 helmets at once for her to choose Lou? I bet you were hoping she'd pick the middle one....

Yeah the one on his tongue

[Lou Girardin]

Yeah the one on his tongue

No. I tripped over that.

[Lou Girardin]

Here's Mary - is she a brain surgeon?

She's a little over dressed in this shot :woohoo:

[ManDownUnder]

She's a little over dressed in this shot :woohoo:

Hey is your blonde offsider still working on the parts counter? How'd she take it (assuming she's still there)

[pyrocam]

The rest of the talent was somewhat more enjoyable to watch tho. Sorry guys - didnt have a camera on me . . .

I did........

[bugjuice]

I did........
what the smeg is that..?!?!

[ManDownUnder]

I did........

Nice shots!

Not too many nipples.. or too much skin but that truck's a looker!

[Sniper]

I just dont get it Pyro

[Qkchk]

Well since it's gonna be too cold for the ladies to go topless, maybe they could get this guy to do a couple of laps around Queen St.........

[Smorg]

Well since it's gonna be too cold for the ladies to go topless, maybe they could get this guy to do a couple of laps around Queen St.........

haha what a clown he looks like he could definately pull in the ladies :rofl:

[WRT]

Dunno which is the bigger dick, the one on the bike or the thing sticking out in front of him

[WRT]

haha what a clown he looks like he could definately pull in the ladies :rofl:

Yup, have to agree - definately looks like a puller . . .

[ManDownUnder]

Well since it's gonna be too cold for the ladies to go topless, maybe they could get this guy to do a couple of laps around Queen St.........

...bet his name's Roger...

[NodMan]

I did........

Your one SICK puppy pyro
BUT still one step up the evolutionary ladder than TRAINSPOTTERS!!!!!

anybody seen my etchings of granny...sick sick sick

[Ghost Lemur]

Anyone else notice how unusually quiet SpankMe has been since this thread started?

It's not like the king of pr0n to miss this, he was all over last years like a case of the clap.

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone else notice how unusually quiet SpankMe has been since this thread started?

It's not like the king of pr0n to miss this, he was all over last years like a case of the clap.

Knowing him... he's probably at the before match party as we speak...

[Lou Girardin]

I'm having trouble uploading images. What gives?

[curious george]

I did........
I outta give you bad rep for that nasty..... :motu:

[Lou Girardin]

Sorry to get you all excited. I can't attach images at the moment

[Grizz]

Haha was dissapointed to see no pics, oh well, just when you can :devil2:

[Madmax]

just make sure Liz does not see this thread
(she already found the pussy thread)
:violin:

[scumdog]

Isn't it funny how they always go on Harkeys, not Gixxers or Kwakas or Ymahahahahas.
Eat your hearts out sprotbikers! :motu:

Lou said it all!! He might be my nemesis but he knows his shit!! :niceone:

[Lou Girardin]

Lou said it all!! He might be my nemesis but he knows his shit!! :niceone:

I thought I was Spuds nemesis and we were kindred spirits.
Never mind here's some photies.

[Lou Girardin]

Here's some more.

[Lou Girardin]

And still more.


Sorry about the focus on Mary Carey, the seat was shakey.

BTW Scummy, one of those keeeuuwwwlll Harley jackets can be yours. (they're behind Mary, focus hard)

[Lias]

Would I get shot if I said too many bikes, not enough boobies? :rofl:

[v.ros`]

When will these girls start demanding to sit behind a sports bike.. !!!! :devil2:


BTW Lou, please remember be when they decide ;)

[SARGE]

Bet you wish you had a Harley franchise - Colemans, Red Baron, Haldanes etc. :bleh:


nah.. but i can pretend i sell Harley's.. i'll just dump a litre of oil under my M50 :motu:

[Sniper]

We need more boobs!!!

May I have Mary's phone number!!!!

[bugjuice]

hotdamnggggggggggg...... some nice girls.. I'm off now.. for a... to.... errr... fukit, to the bathroom!!!

[Sniper]

hotdamnggggggggggg...... some nice girls.. I'm off now.. for a... to.... errr... fukit, to the bathroom!!!

You are a dirty dirty person, you will go blind you know

[ManDownUnder]

aaaa the joys of having an office - I can just shut the door and...


hmmmmm

[ManDownUnder]

Put the mouse over each of the pics and it brings up the stats (like how many views on each)... I think it proves that boobs are the winner on the day...

[bugjuice]

You are a dirty dirty person, you will go blind you know
so they say... so best to get in as much as I can now, before I can't see it any more

[Sniper]

Oh well if you cant beat them, join them...... (That sounds so wrong)

[bugjuice]

Oh well if you cant beat them, join them...... (That sounds so wrong)
get your own cubicle.. perv...

[Pixie]

Just saw Mary Cary on Good morning.I think she got tinglebum from the Harley;she couldn't seem to keep still.
She said she wants to marry a kiwi so she can get citizenship and run for parliament.
Poor girl,doesn't she realise for a woman to run for office here,she has to meet minimum attractiveness requirements?
She could run for orifice,though :rofl:

[SARGE]

Just saw Mary Cary on Good morning.I think she got tinglebum from the Harley;she couldn't seem to keep still.

Poor girl,doesn't she realise for a woman to run for office here,she has to meet minimum attractiveness requirements?

i think Helen has a bigger schlong than Ron Jeremy though.

.

She said she wants to marry a kiwi so she can get citizenship and run for parliament.
i wonder if shagging a Permanant Resident would get her into Parliament?

[Pixie]

i think Helen has a bigger schlong than Ron Jeremy though
Yeah,but she doesn't have to be able to suck it herself like he could,there's plenty lining up to do it for her;United and the greens for instance :rofl:

[Pixie]

i think Helen has a bigger schlong than Ron Jeremy though.

.

i wonder if shagging a Permanant Resident would get her into Parliament?
Clark and Cullen screw us every payday,and it works for them

[Lou Girardin]

When will these girls start demanding to sit behind a sports bike.. !!!! :devil2:


BTW Lou, please remember be when they decide ;)

They shag for a living. They don't have to pretend to do it on a bike.

[Lou Girardin]

We need more boobs!!!

May I have Mary's phone number!!!!


0800 TAKE ME BIG BOY

[ManDownUnder]

They shag for a living. They don't have to pretend to do it on a bike.

Funny - that could have applied to the Clark and Cullen post too...

'sept they shag US for OUR living

[Sniper]

I tried that and she didnt answer. Pleeease, I need her number

[Lou Girardin]

Except for Mary all the other chicks are fugly as.
Where did this 45 yr olds come from???

I couldn't get a photo of Tera Patrick because she had a helmet on. But trust me, she's a doll. So was one of the others, probably a fluffer.

[Lou Girardin]

I tried that and she didnt answer. Pleeease, I need her number

You're wasting your time. She'll get your number first.

[Sniper]

Pk, I'll wait :devil2:

[Lou Girardin]

Now is probably the time to say that there will be vacancies advertised for Parts dept soon.

[Sniper]

I'll come, does she do that often?

[SARGE]

Now is probably the time to say that there will be vacancies advertised for Parts dept soon.


got new jobs as Fluffers for Ron Jeremy? :rofl:

[Lou Girardin]

got new jobs as Fluffers for Ron Jeremy? :rofl:

You're application is noted. I'm sure that when Ron sees your sig, he'll be real keen.