F#@cking cage. And shit.

[Akzle]

1990 magna, 2.6.
Was going this morning. Think i shorted/destroyed something with immobiliser.
Disconnected everything new.

Coil tests good. And voltage at coil.
Rotor, cap look ok.
Plugs getting wet so fuel in cyls.

When i try cranking 'brake' (rear, not h/brake) light comes on dash. Nevr noticed before.

Igniter (part tim015) SEEMs to be my headache. Tried testing by an old method i knew (hooking to 12v test light, then putting voltage across terminals from dizzy) >fails.

Is there a better test? Am i doing it wrong?

Anything else?
What kind of a sick fuck jewspiracy breaks all my waka? Which one of you cunts has the voodoo doll?

Lawdylawdylawdy.
:@

[mashman]

Did one have ones penis in the ciggy lighter socket again?

[Smifffy]

Which light on dash?

[unstuck]

Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.:Punk::Punk:

[Akzle]

Which light on dash?

says 'brake'. Over toward the left.

[Mom]

Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.:Punk::Punk:

Replace the battery, and then start and stop the engine 10 times. All better.

[Akzle]

Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.:Punk::Punk:

did it.
Its old fangled. No electrickery...

[Akzle]

Did one have ones penis in the ciggy lighter socket again?

you said you wouldnt tell anyone!
:weep:

[mossy1200]

Wrap the car in gladwrap and put it in the freezer for an hour. This can reset batteries so it may work on your cage.

[mashman]

you said you wouldnt tell anyone!
:weep:

Wait til I get the pics off the phone.

[McFatty1000]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

But, can you get it going via jump start?

[Laava]

Park it in the paddock with the rest of them bro!

[Akzle]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

But, can you get it going via jump start?

NO SPARK.
Engine cranks good. Battery not the problem.

[Ender EnZed]

1990 magna, 2.6.

I'll give you 5 bucks but only if it comes with a bag of chips.

[Akzle]

Park it in the paddock with the rest of them bro!

theres only one in the paddock. It dunnt go either.
i Actually need a running vehicle, asshole.
Whatever. Keep filing those returns bro, i'll tick up another one to aunty winz.
:motu:

[Akzle]

Wait til I get the pics off the phone.

i should have killed you when i had the chance
:shifty:

[McFatty1000]

NO SPARK.
Engine cranks good. Battery not the problem.

Aha shows how much attention I was paying.
How is the wire from the coil to the dizzy cap? Had that fail once for me at least

[unstuck]

What about an external ballast resistor? does it have one? If so check it out.

[mashman]

i should have killed you when i had the chance
:shifty:

Not sure if it was yer arse or feet, but you very nearly did.

[Akzle]

Aha shows how much attention I was paying.
How is the wire from the coil to the dizzy cap? Had that fail once for me at least
]4.x kR = within spec. i want to find something i definitively test and say "it's fucked" so i can replace it and say "it's fixed"

hate fucken vehicles.



What about an external ballast resistor? does it have one? If so check it out.

no it does not.

[Maha]

Is there a cliff/buff or something similar close by? a tomo perhaps?

[Akzle]

Is there a cliff/buff or something similar close by? a tomo perhaps?

no. But the mangroves seem to be able to absorb cars and bodies quite well...come along, ill show you...

[McFatty1000]

[color=#139922]]4.x kR = within spec. i want to find something i definitively test and say "it's fucked" so i can replace it and say "it's fixed"

hate fucken vehicles.



Eh, I'm out of ideas then.
I hear throwing things off the harbour is good for insurance? :lol:

[Laava]

theres only one in the paddock. It dunnt go either.
i Actually need a running vehicle, asshole.
Whatever. Keep filing those returns bro, i'll tick up another one to aunty winz.
:motu:
Heh! Bit sensitive tonight?
What happened to the 750 then?

[Bikemad]

check the Omni Phase Balancer is functional

[unstuck]

Have you checked for spark at the ht lead from the coil, if there is spark there then the problem is in the dizzy. Test the ignition module and pick up coil too.

[Banditbandit]

says 'brake'. Over toward the left.

This light means there'as a fault in the brakes - possibly needs new brake pads ... maybe a low fluid level - maybe a sensor fault. It may well be that your car is hooked up so it wil not run if there is a fault in the brake system ... but don't quote me on it - since cars got computers I stopped trying to fix the fuckers ..