I am pleased to have filled my fucked up shit quota for today

[imdying]

Naturally, I had to share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI

What the fuck???

[Maha]

People willingly hand over their child to this woman? If I were standing close enough I would punch her in the face.

[ellipsis]

...that has fucked me off for the rest of the day...fucking dumb people...

[mashman]

Is it wrong that I laughed through most of that? T'would certainly help build muscle.

[Geeen]

Kinda disturbing that this goes on, this NWS related vid is...... interesting


http://youtu.be/5lypeF-OUE4

[imdying]

Fuck me dead, today the cup runeth over....

https://www.explosm.net/show/episode/21/birthday-boy

[Crasherfromwayback]

Is it wrong that I laughed through most of that? T'would certainly help build muscle.

And dislocate a few joints!

[unstuck]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s3nyXEhm1rxphcxo1_500.png


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfsc97dqPZz13bzyOq_nwVPxryvIKao YIN1aQmYLuyNcvRmChCQg

[duckonin]

Would love to tie her to a 20 ton digger and give her some yoga lessons, spin up down Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! Bitch !

[mashman]

And dislocate a few joints!

Ohhhhh I dunno... them little fuckers can bounce without so much as a scratch. That and as they build up more muscle, they have less dislocations :D

[mashman]

Fuck me dead, today the cup runeth over....

https://www.explosm.net/show/episode/21/birthday-boy

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa that was fuckin brilliant.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ohhhhh I dunno... them little fuckers can bounce without so much as a scratch. That and as they build up more muscle, they have less dislocations :D

They like being shaken too no?:innocent:

[mashman]

They like being shaken too no?:innocent:

Only very violently. Although if you;re holding them underwater at the same time, it mitigates the damage done.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Only very violently. Although if you;re holding them underwater at the same time, it mitigates the damage done.

That's why you put 'em on clotheslines then! Think I'm slowly getting the *hang* of this parenting malarky.

[mashman]

That's why you put 'em on clotheslines then! Think I'm slowly getting the *hang* of this parenting malarky.

Obviously not. 2 words. Tumble Dryer.

[buggerit]

People willingly hand over their child to this woman? If I were standing close enough I would punch her in the face.

plus 1 , could only watch the first 40 secs, dumb bitch:angry2:

[unstuck]

Must of been what whacko jacko was trying to do.

[Banditbandit]

That's why you put 'em on clotheslines then! Think I'm slowly getting the *hang* of this parenting malarky.

You and a few hundred other fucked up kiwis who can't bring up kids ...

[unstuck]

You and a few hundred other fucked up kiwis who can't bring up kids ...

Would be thousands surely, theres probably that many in Southland alone.:eek:

[Banditbandit]

I was trying to be polite and hopefull ...

[Banditbandit]

plus 1 , could only watch the first 40 secs, dumb bitch:angry2:

Fuck .. you're tough ... I couldn't make it that far ... the kid was screaming its head off in fear ... and I don't blame it ... that's fucking stupid ..

[unstuck]

I was trying to be polite and hopefull ...

:Oops::devil2::devil2:

[Crasherfromwayback]

You and a few hundred other fucked up kiwis who can't bring up kids ...

Lol. Luckily I've never built any of my own mate.

[Banditbandit]

:killingme: Me neither ...

[unstuck]

I have three off the fuckers, and it amazes me how normal and well balanced they have grown up with such a muppet for a father.:confused::weird:

[Phantom Limb]

I watched about 20 seconds of that and had a brainwave:
Baby nunchucks!
Think about it, if you had twins, and someone tried to mug you, just tie the buggers together and make em' count!

[ellipsis]

I have three off the fuckers, and it amazes me how normal and well balanced they have grown up with such a muppet for a father.:confused::weird:

...never realised how little I really knew until I had kids...like you I'm amazed at how little damage I have done them in my ignorance of parenting, its a fuck that you just about have the knowledge to do it, at around about the same time that your youngest of four is thinking about leaving home...sad but true...and how little I still know...but that cunt swinging that bairn needs a rope round her neck...

[Scuba_Steve]

I have three off the fuckers, and it amazes me how normal and well balanced they have grown up with such a muppet for a father.:confused::weird:

probably just to spite you :bleh:

[unstuck]

probably just to spite you :bleh:

I think you could be onto something there.:2thumbsup
That and the fact their mother is an awesome woman.:lol:

[unstuck]

...never realised how little I really knew until I had kids...like you I'm amazed at how little damage I have done them in my ignorance of parenting, its a fuck that you just about have the knowledge to do it, at around about the same time that your youngest of four is thinking about leaving home...sad but true...and how little I still know...but that cunt swinging that bairn needs a rope round her neck...

My middle son reckons his up bringing was a good preparation for the navy. "If I can survive you dad, then anything they can throw at me is nothing".:lol:

[nudemetalz]

Sheezus...I got to 20 secs listening to the baby crying as the dumb bitch was tossing it around was all I could handle.

Is it for real?

[Banditbandit]

their mother is an awesome woman.:lol:

I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was growing up ...

[unstuck]

I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was growing up ...

Me too.:niceone:

[mashman]

Show on the other foot? (http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/health/womens-health/article/-/18620048/breastfeeding-yoga-mom-explains-photo/)