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BugSplat
14th January 2004, 08:15
If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better. :whistle:

jrandom
14th January 2004, 09:37
"Shit Happens"

or possibly

"My other bike is also an MV Agusta"

Motoracer
14th January 2004, 09:48
A mate of mine has a cool one on his.

"Life after death?
Touch this bike and find out"

wkid_one
14th January 2004, 09:53
Also presuming I still had a bike :( :(

There would be no point anyway - because you wouldn't be able to read it when the bike is in the back of the van after another accident

What?
14th January 2004, 09:55
Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming.

James Deuce
14th January 2004, 10:02
I like that T-Shirt that says on the back; "If you can read this the B____h fell off"

Of course you can substitute the gender relevant cuss word of your choice.

Jim2

Hitcher
14th January 2004, 10:32
I like that T-Shirt that says on the back; "If you can read this the B____h fell off"

Of course you can substitute the gender relevant cuss word of your choice.

Jim2
How about
"If you can read this your DAUGHTER has fallen off"
:doctor:

James Deuce
14th January 2004, 10:35
ROTFLMAO!

:niceone:

Sharkey
14th January 2004, 10:45
DONOR

:doctor:

Big Dog
14th January 2004, 10:54
DONOR

:doctor:
I think I would rather they had no reason to aim for me I can see the defense now, "he cut me off and my daughter needed a new kidney!"
"If you dont like my driving please call 0800 f off and die"

Big Dog
14th January 2004, 10:56
Shake and tremble at my prescence,
I may be on my way to pick up your daughter

marty
14th January 2004, 12:14
'loud pipes save lives'

'auckland - the home of police harrassment'

'don't laugh - your daughter may be under that helmet'

'if you can read this, please don't dial *555'

and if you lane split on auckland/wellington motorways

'at least i'm moving'

LB
14th January 2004, 19:08
"Speed Kills. So does flyspray."

Slim
14th January 2004, 22:03
I've got one of these stuck on the mudguard under my number plate:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/E-Darwin.gif

And one of these stuck in the rear window of my c@r (note the addition of the spanner ;) ) :

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/ewindows.gif

I like this bumper sticker though :2thumbsup: :

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/S-AdamWasDraft.jpg

Check out http://www.evolvefish.com for more. :)

marty
14th January 2004, 22:07
so have you stopped thinking, slim?

Lou Girardin
15th January 2004, 06:21
What about 'pissed off yet?'
or 'how's my riding - dial 0800 eat shit'

Draco
15th January 2004, 10:39
Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming.
lmao. My partner would like that one. My introduction to a pillion ride on his ZX12 was a two up wheelie just short of 200km onto the motorway.

On the more serious side of things, saw one on a bike that said "In the event of accident do NOT remove my helmet unless you are a medically trained professional."

matthewt
15th January 2004, 11:17
""My other bike is also an MV Agusta"

Where can I get one of these ?? :whistle:

LB
15th January 2004, 18:42
Where can I get one of these ?? :whistle:

Matt: I'm sure we can find someone to make you one - I may be able to get it done - interested? (shall I put one on my Duc?)

matthewt
15th January 2004, 21:40
Matt: I'm sure we can find someone to make you one - I may be able to get it done - interested? (shall I put one on my Duc?)

Nah I was just taking the piss!!

BTW what's the deal with the plate on the monster ?? It doesn't really make as much sense as it did on the Beemer. I have a cool plate idea for you, I'll PM it.

Slim
15th January 2004, 22:03
so have you stopped thinking, slim?
It would appear so! ;)

marty
15th January 2004, 23:01
matt - i took an augusta for a blast up the kaimais on saturday - and i thought everyone looked at the aprilia! sweet bike dude. wish i had the $. you are one of the priveledged few.

LB
16th January 2004, 05:12
BTW what's the deal with the plate on the monster ?? It doesn't really make as much sense as it did on the Beemer. I have a cool plate idea for you, I'll PM it.

Haven't seen your pm yet.

I swapped plates when I was going to sell the Beemer. Then changed my mind half a dozen times re selling, but am now definitely going to sell the BM - I don't want to ride it anymore as I always want to ride the Duc.

So it now stands for...... MY R(acer)! BugSplat has given me a wee sticker for it, have a look next time you see it. (do you know who BugSplat is??)

I might trade the BM on an S4 Monster - have a couple of options to look at. Why does a girl need two Monsters? Because she can, of course!

Kickaha
16th January 2004, 07:35
Two options
WARNING Doesn't play well with others!

I'd Rather be Bucket Racing

matthewt
16th January 2004, 10:09
Haven't seen your pm yet.

Yer, I emailed it.

What you should do is trade your BM and the Monster and get a Brutale !! But I'm biased I suppose.

Why do you want an S4 ?? (aprt from because you can) ??

matthewt
16th January 2004, 10:26
do you know who BugSplat is??

I'm guessing Mr Youart ?? (only person I know with an R1).

Ms Piggy
16th January 2004, 11:01
I saw a bumper stick (on a car) this morning that said:

"Women who want equality with men have no ambition!" :shifty:

Not sure what I want on my bike...possibly "Please be nice or f*ck off... I'm still learning!"

DeanOh
16th January 2004, 14:32
mean people suck!!!
Nice people swallow.

Your body is a temple.
Mine is an amusement park.


Real Scotsmen wear kilts.
Because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards.

:laugh:

Big Dog
16th January 2004, 14:37
If you are not going to introduce yourself BACK OFF!

LB
18th January 2004, 19:29
I'm guessing Mr Youart ?? (only person I know with an R1).
yeah, you guessed it.

SEAGULL
18th January 2004, 22:13
If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better. :whistle:


[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]YES You're right, :brick:

marty
18th January 2004, 22:39
how about a simple "fuck off". that will always get a chuckle.
or: "does this bike seat make my ass look fat?"

Opi
13th February 2009, 22:09
Ever noticed drivers seem to take exception to riders more in the rain?
Having spent more than the occaisonal trip, lane splitting traffic and dodging drivers attempts to derail me in the rain I have often considered one that says...

" Relax, I'm the one getting wet!"

Hitcher
13th February 2009, 22:56
Holy thread dredge Batman!

Laxi
14th February 2009, 01:09
sit down, hangon, shutup, shut up crossed out and replaced with i dig screamers

DarkLord
14th February 2009, 09:11
How about...

(in smallish letters of course)

If you can read this, you're a tailgating cunt"

ceebie13
14th February 2009, 10:05
How about...

(in smallish letters of course)

If you can read this, you're a tailgating cunt"


or... "If you can read this, you you're a tailgating c**t who can't possibly be concentrating on their driving. Back off!"

Dean
14th February 2009, 10:17
My bumper sticker would be "if you ramm into the back of me your a homosexual"

DarkLord
14th February 2009, 10:19
or... "If you can read this, you you're a tailgating c**t who can't possibly be concentrating on their driving. Back off!"

If you could fit all that onto a bumper sticker, yeah that'd be good too.

I always kinda liked the idea of a little LED board on the back of the bike with pre-programmed messages in it that you control from the front of the bike...with messages like "GET OFF MY TAIL" "WHAT THE F&%* ARE YOU DOING?" "INDICATE!"

Expensive it would be, but also filled with much awesomeness.

Tank
14th February 2009, 10:20
My bumper sticker would be "if you ramm into the back of me your a homosexual"

ummm - wouldn't that make you the bitch?

Im not passing judgement, whatever you do in the privacy of your home and all that, but hey, no need to advertise.

Dean
14th February 2009, 10:28
ummm - wouldn't that make you the bitch?

Im not passing judgement, whatever you do in the privacy of your home and all that, but hey, no need to advertise.

Nope you see with me I'm at the lights and some homosexual rams into me and i get angry and call the cops, but you tank my friend you like it, in fact you pass the number to the driver and tell him "Ive got another thing besides my bike needs rear ramming" lol :laugh:nothing but good intentions Tank:msn-wink::bleh:

tigertim20
14th February 2009, 10:47
GET OFF MY ARSE, you havent even bought me a drink yet

mapsanji
14th February 2009, 10:54
" This bike is protected by a Pitt-Bull...with AIDS

AD345
14th February 2009, 18:05
"This is my bumper sticker"

Oakie
14th February 2009, 18:23
"Ban bumper stickers"

Karl08
14th February 2009, 19:00
"Your mum says hi"

"Any closer and I demand dinner and wine first"

fridayflash
14th February 2009, 19:53
"Remember the two second rule"

Lonebull
14th February 2009, 20:33
If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better. :whistle:

How about

" If my missus rode like this bike does, I'd be home right now"

BASS-TREBLE
15th February 2009, 12:18
How about a plain "YOU TAILGATING CUNT!" ?

twotyred
15th February 2009, 13:01
Holy thread dredge Batman!

reckon... 5 years! surely some sort of record?:eek5:

DougB
15th February 2009, 23:30
I am going to put on the back of a visibilaty vest:-

"You have just been passed by a motorscooter"

In the states they even have tee shirts with the above and one for
Princesbandit

"You have just been passed by a girl on a motorscooter"

400cc Burgman maxi scooter riders

BASS-TREBLE
16th February 2009, 16:30
It seems to work....

Badger8
16th February 2009, 16:55
Seriously considering for the next ride "Say hi to your sister for me"

kevfromcoro
16th February 2009, 18:30
Saw this on the back of an Angels bike..

This bike belongs to a Hells Angel
Fuck with it,, and find out

RentaTriumph
16th February 2009, 20:32
This says it all :-)

Muppet
17th February 2009, 10:53
"I may be slow but I'm in front of you"