Testicle munching fish

[Banditbandit]

So .. don't go swimming in European Rivers ...

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/18791119/testicle-munching-fish-found-in-europe/

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/130905/pacuap375_192fk4s-192fk52.jpg?x=292&sig=GjMnFsmWR63nqC2.t5tuEw--

[unstuck]

Not a problem down here as the water is that cold, everything gets nicely tucked away.:msn-wink:

[SMOKEU]

Just bite the cunt back.

[Tigadee]

Just bite the cunt back.

Which is the cunt?

[T.W.R]

:laugh: go for a dip & get neutered at the same time :eek:

Seriously though, they're in trouble if it gets established.....a small group were released in Thailand or somewhere around that area and within a few years they were dominating the water ways and grew a lot larger than normal.
The Swedish report is rubbish....pacu are fresh water fish

[jasonu]

There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish/

[Ender EnZed]

That's an alarming concept.

http://proxy.hackurity.net/index.php?q=uggc%3A%2F%2Ffxrcgvpynjlre.pbz.nh%2Fsv yrf%2F2013%2F08%2FCnph-Zna-1024k723.wct

[Tigadee]

"Human-like teeth"... :crazy: :no:

[Stirts]

So .. don't go swimming in European Rivers ...

Rivers? Who said you're safe out of the water...you haven't seen the movie Teeth then? :shifty:


http://youtu.be/koOXOSbFQEE

[awa355]

There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish/

None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.

[kevfromcoro]

There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish/
yeah.. heard of that.... I think there is 1 that goes up yr backside too.

[Banditbandit]

None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.

They might STOP them tryingto swim out .. that would be disastrous ..

[mashman]

I'm safe... my wife never takes that purse into the water.

[SMOKEU]

Which is the cunt?

Good question...

[T.W.R]

None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.

:no: the fish (candiru) he's talking about is quite big (about whitebait size) and has to be surgically removed if it gets up ya tool :eek: only happens if you piss in the water though..bloody nasty little sods special barbs so they can't be pulled out

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Candiru_Pic1.jpg/250px-Candiru_Pic1.jpg

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20101216/640/little_fish_that_640_05.jpg

[kevfromcoro]

a few years ago I was in Thailand.. we sat on a warf with a few planks removed. we had a table. and they bought... some nice crabs to eat. I was with a thai family. lets go fead the fish says a young fella
he had a bowl of fish to give to them.... we went out the back ,, and here was a pool.. it was just getting dark so I couldn't see to much. well.. he chucked some fish in the pool. and fuk me.. this thing was about a 1 meter long. it came from the amozan... would of torn my hand off.
not sure wot it was.. but had 2 eyes on the top of its head.

[unstuck]

a few years ago I was in Thailand.. we sat on a warf with a few planks removed. we had a table. and they bought... some nice crabs to eat. I was with a thai family. lets go fead the fish says a young fella
he had a bowl of fish to give to them.... we went out the back ,, and here was a pool.. it was just getting dark so I couldn't see to much. well.. he chucked some fish in the pool. and fuk me.. this thing was about a 1 meter long. it came from the amozan... would of torn my hand off.
not sure wot it was.. but had 2 eyes on the top of its head.

Probably an aripaima, fuckin ugly.:crazy:

[kevfromcoro]

Probably an aripaima, fuckin ugly.:crazy:

just googled it.. not sure if that was it or not.. I didn't want to get to close to it...
seen some more pics of a fish that the Vietnam soulders pulled out of the Mekong river. fuk it took 23 of then to hold it up.... it was sort of half fish and half something else. iam not sure... I think I conditions it was living in just made it grow.. dunno wot they done with it

[unstuck]

Maybe an alligator gar? Them are real freaky mofos.:eek5:

[oldrider]

So .. don't go swimming in European Rivers ...

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/18791119/testicle-munching-fish-found-in-europe/

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/130905/pacuap375_192fk4s-192fk52.jpg?x=292&sig=GjMnFsmWR63nqC2.t5tuEw--

Hey this was discredited almost as soon as it hit the air, apparently just a load of :bs: ! (I have had one at home for years, disguised as a woman) :shifty:

[jasonu]

I think there is 1 that goes up yr backside too.

That is the Peter Sinclair fish...

[unstuck]

That is the Peter Sinclair fish...

Or more commonly know as the marmite jar fish.:weird:

[Banditbandit]

Hey this was discredited almost as soon as it hit the air, apparently just a load of :bs: ! (I have had one at home for years, disguised as a woman) :shifty:

Oh well ... it was an amusing idea while it lasted ..