Your pussies

[John]

Well Instead of a wife moaning I have a big pussy, that rubs itself all over me, often gets up on my face to :sherlock:

Share your pussys with us!

(yes I caught my pussy red handed!)

[Liz*Shaw]

I think my pussy has already been seen too much.

[John]

I think my pussy has already been seen too much.
Your pussy should have never been seen. EVER

[bugjuice]

I think my pussy has already been seen too much.
ouch.. well one more time for good luck..

talk about a 'let-down' thread.. :oi-grr:

[John]

thats whats so great about it you horny bastard/s :)

[Blackbird]

Introducing our 2 maniacs, Thomas and Henry......

[The Stranger]

Things are really getting desperate when the pussy thread actually has cats in it.

[SARGE]

i had a cat once ....






it was FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!

[John]

Things are really getting desperate when the pussy thread actually has cats in it.
makes you wonder eh?

[Sniper]

I feel very nauseous.

Why do you heathens abuse the english langauge as such. It is not a "pussy" it is a cat (Feline or feline domesticus) Pussy is a vulgar term.
May this be a lesson to you

[sels1]

This is my daughters pussy....

[Sniper]

Oh yea, sels1 reminded me. Does anyone know where I can get6 a siamese cat or know of anyone who wants to sell or give one away?

[vifferman]

It is not a "pussy" it is a cat (Feline or feline domesticus)
No, it is neither a cat nor a pussy - it's a scheming, conniving, self-centred, disloyal, manipulative, fleabag.

[Coyote]

No, it is neither a cat nor a pussy - it's a scheming, conniving, self-centred, disloyal, manipulative, fleabag.
At least it doesn't shit all over the place like a dog

[mstriumph]

Things are really getting desperate when the pussy thread actually has cats in it.
no - in this forum, that was ABSOLUTELY to be expected ... :rofl:

[John]

At least it doesn't shit all over the place like a dog
Makes a mess of your bike but, my pussy sleeps on it and pukes its hairballs all over the fucken bike, not fun to clean.

[Big Dave]

Ahh - 'Are You Being Served' - 1974 (the Mrs Slocumbe gag)

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EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10.00 am - The cat....ooooh.....
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 283 Of My Captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.


There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an inxxxxant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...


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I hate cats.

[bugjuice]

well, just to add to some spice, here's a pic of 2 nice shaved pussies..

[John]

well, just to add to some spice, here's a pic of 2 nice shaved pussies..
that second one is sooo fucken sneaky :)

[vifferman]

At least it doesn't shit all over the place like a dog
Oh really?
This is the second house I've lived in where a neighbour's cat has crapped all over the lawn. All the fish and stuff in the cat food really stinks, and the vast amounts of fur helps to ensure the poo heaps have longevity. And every place I've lived one or more of the neighbourhood tomcats have pissed all over everything outside, which stinks considerably more than dog piss (plus stray dogs don't climb over the wall/fence, nor do they sleep on the warm car bonnet and piss down the airvents).
Bastard bloody things. Your average cat owner wouldn't have a cat if they didn't have soft, strokey fur, as they have no redeeming features at all.

[Coyote]

Oh really?
This is the second house I've lived in where a neighbour's cat has crapped all over the lawn. All the fish and stuff in the cat food really stinks, and the vast amounts of fur helps to ensure the poo heaps have longevity. And every place I've lived one or more of the neighbourhood tomcats have pissed all over everything outside, which stinks considerably more than dog piss (plus stray dogs don't climb over the wall/fence, nor do they sleep on the warm car bonnet and piss down the airvents).
Bastard bloody things. Your average cat owner wouldn't have a cat if they didn't have soft, strokey fur, as they have no redeeming features at all.
Touche Vifferman

[John]

Oh really?
This is the second house I've lived in where a neighbour's cat has crapped all over the lawn. All the fish and stuff in the cat food really stinks, and the vast amounts of fur helps to ensure the poo heaps have longevity. And every place I've lived one or more of the neighbourhood tomcats have pissed all over everything outside, which stinks considerably more than dog piss (plus stray dogs don't climb over the wall/fence, nor do they sleep on the warm car bonnet and piss down the airvents).
Bastard bloody things. Your average cat owner wouldn't have a cat if they didn't have soft, strokey fur, as they have no redeeming features at all.
Hey I resent that, I've owned both for a long time - and enjoy them both, until the dog ran under the hedge trimmer (tractor driven one) and lost its leg and needed to be put down, my current cat is the only one thats actually been a pain the ones I've had from kittens are always great - only had 1 decent dog that didnt piss me off all the time.

[vifferman]

Hey I resent that, I've owned both for a long time - and enjoy them both, until the dog ran under the hedge trimmer (tractor driven one) and lost its leg and needed to be put down, my current cat is the only one thats actually been a pain the ones I've had from kittens are always great - only had 1 decent dog that didnt piss me off all the time.
Well, I guess you're either a cat person or a dog person.
I grew up with cats, and didn't like dogs, as there were a couple running free in our neighbourhood that used to scare me. However, one day it dawned on me what cats were really like, and owning a dog taught me how good dogs could be. He was a lovely, good-natured and very loyal dog, even though I treated him like shit.

[Blackbird]

Things are really getting desperate when the pussy thread actually has cats in it.

Inextricably linked to me taking the Blackbird to the beach. If those little bastards come, we have to take the car :no:

[Motu]

I've had some hard case cats over the years,but the last 3 in the city didn't last long.One cat I had was bought up by a dog and shit all over the lawn.When we lived next to bush and farm land our cat would have at least 3 rats dismembered on the deck in the morning....we got to know that ''look what I've got for dinner'' yowl they make with something in their mouths and all doors would be shut.Sometimes he'd turn up with half a rabbit or some webbed feet to play with,the kids used to watch him out the windows.

Now we are settled in our own place again I'm waiting to be ''claimed'' by some cat that feels the need for a servant to do their bidding....remember,we are here for their pleasure.

[enigma51]

I use to have a cat called sylvester and what it did not fuck it fucked up

[NotaGoth]

this could turn real bad real fast.. can i sense some excitement or what?

[bugjuice]

this could turn real bad real fast.. can i sense some excitement or what?
go shave and let us know.. (see second 'R' pic for ideas..)

[SixPackBack]

I feel the need to enlighten you all [turn away Zed].......now we all kwnow why virgiana's are called pussy's.....if you had ever seen a cat with it's head chopped off you would know :rofl:

[NotaGoth]

go shave and let us know.. (see second 'R' pic for ideas..)


*getZ* way to excited

[bugjuice]

*getZ* way to excited
you're not the only one ;)

[enigma51]

*getZ* way to excited
I can give you a finger .... i mean a hand if you want me too

[NotaGoth]

ummm...

*tellZ* MR on you both for being rude

i'm 13.. please stop poisoning my mind

a finger.. god you may as well try a big toe.. LOL

[enigma51]

a finger.. god you may as well try a big toe.. LOL

teaser! :rofl:

[bugjuice]

wha...??
i'm sweet n innocent me.. :innocent:
and you're not 13..!!

[NotaGoth]

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[NotaGoth]

teaser! :rofl:

:motu: <-- finger?

[NotaGoth]

wha...??
i'm sweet n innocent me.. :innocent:
and you're not 13..!!

sweet and innocent..? haha.. i can tell by the look of you your not sweet and innocent..

as for 13.. i could be.. who knows.. hmm.. lol

[enigma51]

sweet and innocent..? haha.. i can tell by the look of you your not sweet and innocent..

as for 13.. i could be.. who knows.. hmm.. lol
then mr is a perv :psst:

[NotaGoth]

then mr is a perv :psst:


*stickZ* foot in mouth


nah he ain't but i think you might be lol

[Beemer]

Cats, they are a law unto themselves!

One of these shots shows Flash looking to see what's for dinner. Another shows Beemer lying like a tart on her beanbag!

Two are of the kitten, Smooch. One shows her usual resting place on the couch, the other is her playing with Ken, a catnip toy. Now Ken is VERY interesting, he comes with a removable top. Not that the cats have ever played 'undress Ken', but one day we took the top off just to see what was underneath - talk about kinky, Ken is wearing a red bra! Had to be American!

[Ramius]

He's ugly, He smells, and he is a pain in the arse when trying to sleep!

[Big Dave]

My eyes are itchy and started wheezing just reading this thread - fucking cats.

[Uncle B]

I have eight...here's a few of them.

[BNZ]

i had a cat once ....






it was FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!


hahahahaahahaha :rofl:

[LB]

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EIGHT????!!!
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[Sniper]

Eight, I cant stand one let alone EIGHT?????

[XTC]

fucking cats.
No wonder your itchy......

[Uncle B]

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EIGHT????!!!
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Yep
And now her in doors wants one of those little rat type mutts to add to the collection.

Help me...please.....why is this happening to me

[LB]

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Holy shit VTWIN, not sure what to say....
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[LB]

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Would this be an appropriate thread to mention that my pussy has been painted?

I could get matthewt to help me with a photograph if you boys wanted to see.....(Hamish wouldn't have to know)
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[Cibby]

The house i currently live in.. ( I would like to make it quite clear that this isnt my cat) has a long hair persian,

the shit (aka cat) leaves fur balls and fluff everywhere, :nono:

I, however, have two bb guns :whistle: (just for general use)

She doesnt like it when i shoot her..

Go figure???!?!?!?!?!! Almost boarding on pretty fucken amusing!! :devil2:
:rofl:

[Sniper]

MissSniper thinks my Siamese is ugly. I think she is gorgeous, she even matched the carpet. The Black and white kitty is Z, he is just weird and only loves you if he is cold or hungry.

[Hitcher]

Who dug this one up, Sniper?

And what did ever happen to Liz Shaw?

[MattRSK]

Here is Le Chat!

[MyGSXF]

it's a scheming, conniving, self-centred, disloyal, manipulative, fleabag.


sounds like my X...!!! :bash:

[MattRSK]

You made my cat angry!

[phaedrus]

here is "Cat" or "Meat-Head" depending on it's mood

[Sniper]

Who dug this one up, Sniper?

I should be commended. I didnt start a new thread that a mod may have needed to merge. Unless its the sort of thread I should have started a new one?


And what did ever happen to Liz Shaw?

Mission complete

[Hitcher]

Mission complete

Nice work.

[Ramius]

Who dug this one up, Sniper?

And what did ever happen to Liz Shaw?

A few months back she was an extra on shorty and blew one of the biggest story line secrets (the love triangle of Huia/Craig/Sarah) in a forum, since then she has been blacklisted on all productions made by the shortland street company (something pacific pictures I think) and basically no media wants to go near her. So, in about 119 days she is heading to australia to start over there. (I have her on my MSN list and chat to her from time to time) High dramas of high society.

[Wenier]

Unluckily i dont have a pic of the beast but he is 9kg and gets referred to as the white flying thing in the never ending story. He not fat, hes jus a huge cat.

[crack]

Now be warned, this is not for the squeamish:

I have ticked the NUDITY BOX:





I Wonder! How many beer's:

[cheese]

here is minxie, she is quite a happy cat (this is really my cat)

[cheese]

removed, it was too gross....

[sels1]

Who dug this one up, Sniper?

Yeah Snipers fault. Thought I had some Deja Vu thing happening until I noticed the dates


And what did ever happen to Liz Shaw?

we dont want to know!

[notme]

We have 2 - one (tabby) is a little hellion and spends most of her time hiding under stuff so she can jump out and rip yer face off (see photos for evidence of her laying in wait!) and the other (tortishell) is.....defective. She is THE most placid cat out there. Mum may have been on catnip when this one was in the womb.

[MyGSXF]

Here's a couple of lovely shots of my pussy..

Meet.. Van (Vancouver)

she's about 11 now.. going on 2 !! :shutup:

[Disco Dan]

This is my daughters pussy....

How olds ya daughter?? :innocent:

hehehe

[Blairos]

I have been dying to show you all my Pussy... (yes, she does sleep like this)

[Hillbilly]

So what do the pussys think?

[ceebie13]

OK, I give in...I never thought I'd post a picture of our cat on a website for big butch bikers. Spose it just goes to show that we are all big softees when it comes down to it. So here's a picture of Domino with three legs and a baseball bat! Yes, he's going for the sympathy vote here folks...this is the result of two(?) days caught in a gin trap after he went walkabout.
In actual fact the bandage hides a remarkable job by the vet who managed to save most of his leg but had to amputate his fingers. Domino has adjusted really well...he still does all the things cats do. You know...stalks, climbs, sleeps, eats flies etc. One advantage of having no claws on one of his front legs is that he only scratches half the sofa. And his killing activities have been severely curtailed. No longer do we get headless rabbits dragged in through the cat flap and presented to us in our bedroom. And the local birdlife can breath a sigh of relief too. He may look like butter wouldn't melt, but in his day of four sets of claws he was ruthless!

[Laava]

I hate the way cats jump onto your lap and then turn and give you a close-up browneye!:sick:

[MyGSXF]

I never thought I'd post a picture of our cat on a website for big butch bikers.

speak for yourself... :innocent:



this is the result of two(?) days caught in a gin trap after he went walkabout.

:shit: that's TERRIBLE!!!!! the poor baby... give him a BIIIIG cuddle from me!!! :hug:

fuckin gin traps should be outlawed!!! :angry:

rant over...:shutup:

[crack]

Are not all they are "Cracked Up" to be!

Japanese on the other hand????.

I once had a Brazillian Pussie, my neighbour liked it more than me, they ate it, well that is what I presume,as I saw my pussies Pelt, under his Banana tree.

And as for my Japanese Pussie, it got "flattened" by my departing taxi.

Guess I havn't had much luck with pussies.

See Jamie Oliver, has a new show beginning, How to prepare, and eat road kill?

:rockon: :love: :whocares: :scooter: :done:

[Drum]

LOL ...........you cat people love double entendre huh! :yes:

[crack]

As the title says:

[NUTBAR]

well, just to add to some spice, here's a pic of 2 nice shaved pussies..

could i pat the 2nd pussy:yes: :innocent:

[Skunk]

Christmas Pussy
My 17 year old. Goes by the name of Mac. Was 'rescued' from being drowned in a sack at 2yrs old.

[Magua]

Mischief, if it was up to me he would be called Thor.

[rainman]

if it was up to me he would be called Thor.

I had a cat called Thor once, also had one called Thufir.

[MyGSXF]

Mischief, if it was up to me he would be called Thor.


Hey... Van has a long lost twin!!!! :Punk:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=48960&d=1166788710

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49205&d=1167100515


Bugger.. :confused: now which one is which......

[Meekey_Mouse]

Thufir.... is that because whoever named him had a lisp and it was supposed to be either Luther or Sir fir? :dodge:

[crack]

http://www.alzmedia.com/video/flyingcat.php

[Hillbilly]

just got sent a "friendship" email full of pussies. The last three would make a really cool avatar....

[Sniper]

just got sent a "friendship" email full of pussies. The last three would make a really cool avatar....

3rd one used to be my avatar for a long time. Gave up because it wasnt manly enough and it attracted strange men

[Beemer]

And of course, I have to add a shot of the latest two rescue shelter arrivals - Misty (female charcoal and white) and Shelby (male tabby and white). That is Smooch, our almost two year-old female cat in the other bed in the first shot. The kittens are very cute but full of mischief - you should see what they have done to our dining table chairs...

[Maha]

3rd one used to be my avatar for a long time. Gave up because it wasnt manly enough and it attracted strange men

Thought the middle pic was more you Sniper...i can see the connection with the little sniper puddycat...but that one in the middle is sooooooo....i stop there i think, starting to sound like one of those 'Strange' people.....:shifty:

[oldguy]

Beware of the pussie is the sign on my front gate, I got me a big pussie not a dog fan, more in to (fish and birds) heres my pussie.