Well I was told my new bike would turn me into a hooligan

[bosslady]

And I guess I pay the price. .. $170 fine. 35 demerits... my bad.

[hayd3n]

awesome:Punk:

[AllanB]

One to show the grandkids.

[YellowDog]

Well it certainly didn't turn you into an IT wiz....

Fixed it for ya :yes:

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/Hooligan_zps4b107175.jpg

What speed were you clocked at and where was it ?

[Grizzo]

Fuckin brilliant.

[slofox]

You're a blardy hoon, y'hear? a HOON! Them thar motormybicycles are a menace on the roads...(which is why I ride one...)

[BigAl]

Only $170, you can't have been trying;)

[Road kill]

$170 does not make you a hooligan,,that's just bad luck.

Nice bike though,I can see how it could happen.:niceone:

[The Reibz]

You should have pulled into the park and taken off across the grass to freedom.

[bosslady]

Well it certainly didn't turn you into an IT wiz....

Fixed it for ya :yes:


What speed were you clocked at and where was it ?
I don't know how to turn pictures around on my phone. 75 in a 50.

[bosslady]

$170 does not make you a hooligan,,that's just bad luck.

Nice bike though,I can see how it could happen.:niceone:

No such thing as bad luck only stupidity and I got heaps of that. I was racing some homo's in a POS car.

[Gremlin]

No such thing as bad luck only stupidity and I got heaps of that. I was racing some homo's in a POS car.
:facepalm: You're supposed to know the presence of the cop, bait them into stupidity, let them scream off while you go to the speed limit instead... then they get busted :lol:

[bosslady]

:facepalm: You're supposed to know the presence of the cop, bait them into stupidity, let them scream off while you go to the speed limit instead... then they get busted :lol:

Unfortunately the cop was coming towards me so I missed them cause I was looking at the other car.

[Bikemad]

oh man..........Katmans gonna have a field day with this one..........
racing some boy racers in a 50 zone and not watching the road ahead..........brace yourself BL

[Grizzo]

You should have pulled into the park and taken off across the grass to freedom.

That! :headbang:

[Drew]

Why is this dumb bitch being applauded, for speeding and racing a car in a 50k area?

I will never understand certain things. I have accepted that and can live with it. But seems to me, we should be pointing out that such behavior is reserved for CUNTS. The same CUNTS that usually get flamed, so long as they are CUNTS with balls.

[bosslady]

Why is this dumb bitch being applauded, for speeding and racing a car in a 50k area?

I will never understand certain things. I have accepted that and can live with it. But seems to me, we should be pointing out that such behavior is reserved for CUNTS. The same CUNTS that usually get flamed, so long as they are CUNTS with balls.
Yeah it's funny cause I fully thought I'd get flamed. Anyway they started it by riding my ass! Less racing more like me trying to get away from them when really I should have just pulled aside.

[Gianz]

Why is this dumb bitch being applauded, for speeding and racing a car in a 50k area?

I will never understand certain things. I have accepted that and can live with it. But seems to me, we should be pointing out that such behavior is reserved for CUNTS. The same CUNTS that usually get flamed, so long as they are CUNTS with balls.

Agree. Not even a wheelie. LOSER.

[Grizzo]

Why is this dumb bitch being applauded, for speeding and racing a car in a 50k area?

I will never understand certain things. I have accepted that and can live with it. But seems to me, we should be pointing out that such behavior is reserved for CUNTS. The same CUNTS that usually get flamed, so long as they are CUNTS with balls.

Wash that sand out your vagina!

http://i.qkme.me/3snm0k.jpg

[Drew]

Wash that sand out your vagina!
Hahahahahahaha, gold.

[Maha]

oh man..........Katmans gonna have a field day with this one..........
racing some boy racers in a 50 zone and not watching the road ahead..........brace yourself BL

....she head checks :corn:
Personally, I would have done the smart thing and let the wankers in the car get on with it.

[nzspokes]

And I guess I pay the price. .. $170 fine. 35 demerits... my bad.

Oh well. Not the end of the world.

[bosslady]

Agree. Not even a wheelie. LOSER.

Sorry, I'll try harder next time.

Anyway I think they were upset with me cause I filtered to the front of the lights beforehand and took off quickly once the lights went green and all was clear, left them for dust. Maybe a couple hundred metres up the road noticed them getting closer and closer until they started riding my arse, sped up to get some distance between us and they sped up too, did it again, so did they, then they tried to undertake me, it's only a one lane road but relatively wide, that's when I sped up again to get some distance and out of the corner of my eye between two cars coming the other way I saw the cop car and knew I was done for. Flashed their lights and sounded the siren, the other car pulled over first cause they thought it was them, but I figured it was me so pulled over and sure enough... It makes for a good picture but that's about it, there are better things I could have done with that money like I dunno, spent it on my kids? and now I no longer have a pretty much squeaky clean license!

Edited to add, it was on Neilson St, near some park? about half way down that road anyway.

[Bikemad]

....she head checks :corn:


you mean needs her head checked :weird:

[bosslady]

you mean needs her head checked :weird:

Haha why? cause I got caught speeding? what-evs bro, lol. Most of us have sped, I'm sure, just few of us get caught or are smart enough not to mention it on KB. I don't care, I did wrong, what can I say? too late now and nothing I can do about something that's already happened, I can only make sure I don't be such a dick again in the future. Meh.

[ac3_snow]

what-evs

Whatever. :nono:

[bosslady]

Whatever. :nono:

Sorry :(
.

[Grizzo]

Sorry :(
.

Never be sorry.

[YellowDog]

Yip, there's no crime in NZ and that's why the govt employees retards stop you for going over the limit.

Their moron bosses tell them that speed kills, so they go out of their way to stop any speeding they see, over and above stopping drugs & violent crime offences etc. Let's face it, a crime's a crime, so let's go for the easy ones like speeding to solve.

If they could work out that it is bad riding/driving that kills (irrespective of speed) and not riding/driving safely over the speed limit; they might make some headway.

I guess it's just too tough for the powers that be :no:

I was in the UK for 2 months and you can do 140Kph all day long and not get stopped. Far fewer people/000 die on UK roads than on NZ roads. I guess it's something to do with how people drive.

Hence, proof that speeding on roads makes you live longer. Someone tell the morons in charge of the NZ Police, 'cos they just ain't getting it :no:

[unstuck]

Never be sorry.

Bet you say sorry to your missus everytime you have an argument.:nya:




Either that or you like solo sex.:2thumbsup

[Road kill]

Fuckin' hell they pulled over so you did as well ?

Sorry mate but,why hand yourself in when the real arseholes had already given it up.

and on Neilson st,,,you were well out of there.

I just don't get that.

Hang on second thoughts,,,,,,you can ride with me anyday;)

[nzspokes]

Plenty on here have been walking after getting pinged I would say. Im a bit behind as my last ticket was in a customers car I had just done a clutch in. Its speedo was disconnected, owner wanted to keep the Ks low.

None on the bike.

Yet.

[bosslady]

Fuckin' hell they pulled over so you did as well ?

Sorry mate but,why hand yourself in when the real arseholes had already given it up.

and on Neilson st,,,you were well out of there.

I just don't get that.

Hang on second thoughts,,,,,,you can ride with me anyday;)

I did pull over when I realised they weren't pulling in behind the other car. Besides I was at the front obscuring the other car slightly so I had no doubt it was me they wanted. .

[Maha]

Plenty on here have been walking after getting pinged I would say.


Yet.

Me included, though never been pinged at the 'y'all walking home' speed (more good luck than good management on those occasions) as yet. Last ticket written up was disputed and deemed not payable soon after.

[unstuck]

Speeding on a motorcycle:gob: thats just dangerous.:crazy:

[bosslady]

Me included, though never been pinged at the 'y'all walking home' speed (more good luck than good management on those occasions) as yet. Last ticket written up was disputed and deemed not payable soon after.

at what point (speed) is it deemed NOT walkable?

[Drew]

Speeding on a motorcycle:gob: thats just dangerous.:crazy:I'm all for it, on the open road though. In 50k zones I reckon it's just fucken dumb.

[Drew]

at what point (speed) is it deemed NOT walkable?40Kph over the limit is an automatic 30 day suspension, and you get to talk to a judge.

I think it should be lower in 50k zones though. Not just to be an arsehole, but 20k over should be the walking home speed I think.

Edit. Shouldn't this be common knowledge? Do you not need to know the law before being allowed on the roads?

Fuck me, I really am starting to undertand the attitude of the "arsehole" cops out there. The ones who just seem to be cunts for it's own sake, might in fact just be the ones who've had enough of the morons on our roads.

[bosslady]

40Kph over the limit is an automatic 30 day suspension, and you get to talk to a judge.

I think it should be lower in 50k zones though. Not just to be an arsehole, but 20k over should be the walking home speed I think.

Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.

[sil3nt]

Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.
:facepalm:

You are all sorts of retard.

[Madness]

40Kph over the limit is an automatic 30 day suspension, and you get to talk to a judge.

I think it should be lower in 50k zones though. Not just to be an arsehole, but 20k over should be the walking home speed I think.

28 days not 30. Those 2 days don't seem so insignificant when it's you who is walking either, before you call nitpicking. I think the court appearance comes in once you're over 40k above or maybe at 50. I say this because I've had personal experience of an instant 28-day suspension but without a court appearance - I was doing 110 in a 70 zone smack in the middle of a reasonably long open road stretch. It was this year too so recent enough.

[Drew]

Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.Why? Are factory workers not allowed to walk accross the street and feel safe in doing so?

Someone said there was a park close by, is it not there for kids and people to play?

[Drew]

28 days not 30. Those 2 days don't seem so insignificant when it's you who is walking either, before you call nitpicking. I think the court appearance comes in once you're over 40k above or maybe at 50. I say this because I've had personal experience of an instant 28-day suspension but without a court appearance - I was doing 110 in a 70 zone smack in the middle of a reasonably long open road stretch. It was this year too so recent enough.If it was speed limited to 70, it wasn't open road.

[bosslady]

:facepalm:

You are all sorts of motard.

Corrected that for you.

[bosslady]

Why? Are factory workers not allowed to walk accross the street and feel safe in doing so?

Someone said there was a park close by, is it not there for kids and people to play?

I think that's Waikaraka park speedway.

[Madness]

If it was speed limited to 70, it wasn't open road.

No shit. It's a rural stretch of road without footpaths & only a slight increase in lifestyle property density compared to the rural 100k (open road) bits either side of it. Peak Rd, Helensville.

[duckonin]

Why is this dumb bitch being applauded, for speeding and racing a car in a 50k area?

I will never understand certain things. I have accepted that and can live with it. But seems to me, we should be pointing out that such behavior is reserved for CUNTS. The same CUNTS that usually get flamed, so long as they are CUNTS with balls.

Drew, those that applaud this bitches actions are a bunch of fucken morons themselves.
Very much doubt Katman would give a shit on this one as he already knew this whisker box was a loose unit. :rolleyes:

[bosslady]

40Kph over the limit is an automatic 30 day suspension, and you get to talk to a judge.

I think it should be lower in 50k zones though. Not just to be an arsehole, but 20k over should be the walking home speed I think.

Edit. Shouldn't this be common knowledge? Do you not need to know the law before being allowed on the roads?

Fuck me, I really am starting to undertand the attitude of the "arsehole" cops out there. The ones who just seem to be cunts for it's own sake, might in fact just be the ones who've had enough of the morons on our roads.
I think you're getting your knickers more twisted than they need be for a very first offence. I've never been pulled over in my life, I accepted the fine and was super nice to the cop about it, and when she asked why I was speeding I told her but acknowledged it was still no excuse and that I shouldn't have done that. She gave me my ticket, we had a laugh and they left. I have never had a need to know how much over the speed limit you get xyz result, why would I when nothing like this has happened to me before? and no, you don't need to have an understanding of demerits etc. to ride or drive on the road, only people who commit offences do. Oh and the cop wasn't a "cunt" she was nice as.

[bosslady]

Drew, those that applaud this bitches actions are a bunch of fucken morons themselves.
Very much doubt Katman would give a shit on this one as he already knew this whisker box was a loose unit. :rolleyes:

Actually, I'm not a bitch because I did something stupid. Do you know me personally? hmmm no, doubt it. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting me I dare you to call me a bitch to my face. Nothing but a keyboard warrior. Oh and you must know Katman personally then? what has he said about me then eh?

[Drew]

I think you're getting your knickers more twisted than they need be for a very first offence. I've never been pulled over in my life, I accepted the fine and was super nice to the cop about it, and when she asked why I was speeding I told her but acknowledged it was still no excuse and that I shouldn't have done that. She gave me my ticket, we had a laugh and they left. I have never had a need to know how much over the speed limit you get xyz result, why would I when nothing like this has happened to me before? and no, you don't need to have an understanding of demerits etc. to ride or drive on the road, only people who commit offences do. Oh and the cop wasn't a "cunt" she was nice as.
I wasn't implying that the cop you dealt with was a cunt or an arsehole. Just that I am starting to see a new light on those that are.

It's not demerit points that have you walking from above 40kph over the limit. It is deemed to be dangerous driving. I can concede that motorists might not need to know that I guess, unless it's in the road code of course.

My knickers aren't twisted at all. They were bunching round my spuds yesterday at the track something fierce though.

Actually, I'm not a bitch because I did something stupid. Do you know me personally? hmmm no, doubt it. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting me I dare you to call me a bitch to my face. Nothing but a keyboard warrior. Oh and you must know Katman personally then? what has he said about me then eh?I used "bitch" as a colloquialism/slang for the fairer sex earlier. I think you'll find he was following my lead...

Bitches be trippin and shit.

Edit. I don't think Katman has said anything about you. There is just a few of us who think you're polishing his knob...or were.

[bosslady]

I wasn't implying that the cop you dealt with was a cunt or an arsehole. Just that I am starting to see a new light on those that are.

It's not demerit points that have you walking from above 40kph over the limit. It is deemed to be dangerous driving. I can concede that motorists might not need to know that I guess, unless it's in the road code of course.

My knickers aren't twisted at all. They were bunching round my spuds yesterday at the track something fierce though.
I used "bitch" as a colloquialism/slang for the fairer sex earlier. I think you'll find he was following my lead...

Bitches be trippin and shit.

Edit. I don't think Katman has said anything about you. There is just a few of us who think you're polishing his knob...or were.

Bitches be crazy yo. I wasn't talking to you re: katman and calling me a bitch but thanks for clarifying :)

Nah not in the road code, at least not when I sat my test 9 or 10 months ago?

And just to clarify I never have and never will polish Katmans knob, lol. I've met his wife on several occasions, we've even had brunch together aswell as another kb member. Though it does seem that rumors fly if a male kb'r gives a female kb'r some attention or helps them out. Ah well.

[Drew]

Bitches be crazy yo. I wasn't talking to you re: katman and calling me a bitch but thanks for clarifying :)

Nah not in the road code, at least not when I sat my test 9 or 10 months ago?

And just to clarify I never have and never will polish Katmans knob, lol. I've met his wife on several occasions, we've even had brunch together aswell as another kb member. Though it does seem that rumors fly if a male kb male gives a female kb'r some attention or helps them out. Ah well.Is he married? Jinkies, I didn't see that one coming. The poor tortured soul!

There's no judgement were he not though. It's made round to go round, and needs to be fed, since it's too high to eat grass...Just saying.

[DMNTD]

No shit. It's a rural stretch of road without footpaths & only a slight increase in lifestyle property density compared to the rural 100k (open road) bits either side of it. Peak Rd, Helensville.

You're a feckin hooligan that needs to slow down!



Pants, lawns and coooont

[nzspokes]

I think that's Waikaraka park speedway.

You should have been doing laps on the Speedway. :yes:

Braaaaap

[bosslady]

Is he married? Jinkies, I didn't see that one coming. The poor tortured soul!

There's no judgement were he not though. It's made round to go round, and needs to be fed, since it's too high to eat grass...Just saying.

I don't understand what you're saying but i am an :innocent: anyway.

[The Reibz]

Kiwibiker. Serious motherfucking business

[Madness]

You're a feckin hooligan that needs to slow down!



Pants, lawns and coooont

I'm trading up to a GN125, watch this space :scooter:

Like a fucking bowling green I tells ya!

[bosslady]

You should have been doing laps on the Speedway. :yes:

Braaaaap

That'd be fun.

[Drew]

I don't understand what you're saying but i am an :innocent: anyway.That explains the starving children, since you spent their lunch money on speeding fines.

[tigertim20]

40Kph over the limit is an automatic 30 day suspension, and you get to talk to a judge.

.

I think youll find its 41km/hr over = instant walk, and 40 over is just a big ticket that the cop takes waaaay to long to sit in his car and write out while you sit and wonder if youre about to lose your licence or not.

[bosslady]

That explains the starving children, since you spent their lunch money on speeding fines.

Yup, it's noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner now or do you think winz might give me an advance on my bene?

[Drew]

I think youll find its 41km/hr over = instant walk, and 40 over is just a big ticket that the cop takes waaaay to long to sit in his car and write out while you sit and wonder if youre about to lose your licence or not.Cool. So it's Over 40 kph more than the posted limit, and you're walking for at least 28 days.

Looks like I didn't know either.

[Drew]

Yup, it's noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner now or do you think winz might give me an advance on my bene?Send them to a shittier school. Free lunches for them there. And shoes if you send them bare foot.

[bosslady]

Send them to a shittier school. Free lunches for them there. And shoes if you send them bare foot.

Thanks Drew. You always give the best advice ;)

[Road kill]

I did pull over when I realised they weren't pulling in behind the other car. Besides I was at the front obscuring the other car slightly so I had no doubt it was me they wanted. .

Pullin' ya' leg mate.

You probably looked more up to paying the fine huh;)

[bosslady]

Pullin' ya' leg mate.

You probably looked more up to paying the fine huh;)

You're probably not wrong!

It's funny you know I think the cop was expecting me to be all confrontational about it cause initially she looked like she was going to give me a right telling off but she seemed to chill out pretty quick.

[Road kill]

I'm all for it, on the open road though. In 50k zones I reckon it's just fucken dumb.

You ever ridden on Neilson st Onehunga ?

If not,it's wall on wall coconuts,trucks,boys racers,know it all cunts like you and every other hay seed that's never seen "real" traffic.

It's not a 50k zone,,it's a fucking combat zone.

Give her a rest limp dick.

[Grashopper]

Haha B, I love your threads. There are always entertaining. :laugh: :corn:

I do love the photo. (I know :facepalm:, lol)

If you feed only noodles to your kids, you can still afford the next trackday, right? :msn-wink:

[Road kill]

Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.

Your right there,I drive that road every work day an 70 would be the local average.

[unstuck]

Sell the kids to pay the fine, you wont regret it. The little fuckers cost more than bikes to keep running.:2thumbsup

[bosslady]

Haha B, I love your threads. There are always entertaining. :laugh: :corn:

I do love the photo. (I know :facepalm:, lol)

If you feed only noodles to your kids, you can still afford the next trackday, right? :msn-wink:

Maybe I can just sell one of them, the kids I mean, that might get me a few. Perhaps I should sell them both. Who am I kidding, I'd have to pay someone to take em!




Just joking I love my boys...

[bosslady]

Sell the kids to pay the fine, you wont regret it. The little fuckers cost more than bikes to keep running.:2thumbsup

Great minds!

[skippa1]

Your right there,I drive that road every work day an 70 would be the local average.

^^^^^^hes right......everyone flies on that road! it's the norm

[Road kill]

Why? Are factory workers not allowed to walk accross the street and feel safe in doing so?

Someone said there was a park close by, is it not there for kids and people to play?

It's Waikaraka park race track and most people travel that road at around 65-70 kms and higher.

You even got the walking limits wrong while bagging somebody else out for not knowing them.

So why don't you just stick to shit you know something about ya' fucking hillbilly.

[scumdog]

Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.

Now THAT is the KB way!

Don't forget to add:
Why aren't they catching real criminals
It wasn't my speed the got on the radar - it was the other cars.
I don't normally speed so I should have got a warning.
I'm sure they are just picking on motocyclists.
The cop was a rude basterd/bitch
The cop didn't know what they were talking about.
F.T.P.

ad nauseuum ad infintum...;)

[Swoop]

Burn him!

Demerits? What is this form of humour being spoken of?:scratch:


Oh: Beer!

Fuck. Forgot: Slow down rozzi.

[bosslady]

I feel the love in here, brings a tear to the eye :cry:

[bosslady]

Now THAT is the KB way!

Don't forget to add:
Why aren't they catching real criminals
It wasn't my speed the got on the radar - it was the other cars.
I don't normally speed so I should have got a warning.
I'm sure they are just picking on motocyclists.
The cop was a rude basterd/bitch
The cop didn't know what they were talking about.
F.T.P.

ad nauseuum ad infintum...;)
No to all of the above.

I was speeding.
It's illegal to speed.
An officers job is to enforce the law.
I broke the law.
The officer did her job.
She was nice and fair.
It could have been worse.
It wasn't.

I love my DRZ :love:

[nzspokes]

You ever ridden on Neilson st Onehunga ?

If not,it's wall on wall coconuts,trucks,boys racers,know it all cunts like you and every other hay seed that's never seen "real" traffic.

It's not a 50k zone,,it's a fucking combat zone.

Give her a rest limp dick.

Used to be a good place for drags down there. Back when I had a HQ Prem......:Punk:

[Drew]

You ever ridden on Neilson st Onehunga ?

If not,it's wall on wall coconuts,trucks,boys racers,know it all cunts like you and every other hay seed that's never seen "real" traffic.

It's not a 50k zone,,it's a fucking combat zone.

Give her a rest limp dick.
You wanna fuck her or summat tough guy?

So your argument here, if it could be called that, are the road users in the area are low lives so you shouldn't worry about their safety?

It's Waikaraka park race track and most people travel that road at around 65-70 kms and higher.

You even got the walking limits wrong while bagging somebody else out for not knowing them.

So why don't you just stick to shit you know something about ya' fucking hillbilly.I'm terribly sorry for not stating that you need to be exceeding 40kph over the limit to get an instant walk.

Loving, "most people travel that road at around 65-70kms and higher". Great logic. Fuck the people who do obey the law, because some others don't.

Yeah, I'm the hillbilly. You're clearly one enlightened mother fucker.

[Drew]

^^^^^^hes right......everyone flies on that road! it's the normObviously the cop that pulled this bitch up, didn't get the memo that it's ok because "everyone flies on that road"!

I do loads of wheelies. Does that mean anyone riding with me shouldn't get a ticket if they get spotted by five oh, doing wheelies?

[Gremlin]

Drew, speed limit + 40 (or more) is a 28 day walk, 50+ is a dangerous driving charge. If they charge you of course.

I think I remember seeing something about temporary zones still being 50+ for a 28 day walk, unless it's been updated.

[bosslady]

Obviously the cop that pulled this bitch up, didn't get the memo that it's ok because "everyone flies on that road"!

I do loads of wheelies. Does that mean anyone riding with me shouldn't get a ticket if they get spotted by five oh, doing wheelies?

Stop calling me a bitch, cunt.

[skippa1]

Obviously the cop that pulled this bitch up, didn't get the memo that it's ok because "everyone flies on that road"!

I do loads of wheelies. Does that mean anyone riding with me shouldn't get a ticket if they get spotted by five oh, doing wheelies?

Got a touch of double standards there fella? Crucify the speeders but it's all right for you to do wheelies....

[Kickaha]

but it's all right for you to do wheelies....
Can you point out where he said that?

[Drew]

Stop calling me a bitch, cunt.No.


Got a touch of double standards there fella? Crucify the speeders but it's all right for you to do wheelies....My standards are the same for all. Built up areas and speeding is fucken stupid and asking for trouble. Wheelies and speeding on open roads, I'm all for.

[bosslady]

You wanna fuck her or summat tough guy?

It's called making love.

[Drew]

It's called making love.Bitches be trippin...Hard!

[skippa1]

Can you point out where he said that?

Are your eyes broken?

[skippa1]

No.

My standards are the same for all. Built up areas and speeding is fucken stupid and asking for trouble. Wheelies and speeding on open roads, I'm all for.

Double standard as I said

[Kickaha]

Are your eyes broken?

No they're not, he said he does lots of wheelies but I cant seem to find they bit where he says it's all right to, must be some shit you made up

[haydes55]

So your argument here, if it could be called that, are the road users in the area are low lives so you shouldn't worry about their safety?

Sounds fair enough to me. :p

Happy first speeding ticket day Bosslady!

As long as you felt capable to avoid any perceivable dangerous scenario, then it's not dangerous in my eyes.

(Motards make you feel so dominant on the road right?!)

[Drew]

Double standard as I saidHow is that a double standard? Do you know what the phrase means?

Everyone is equal by my standard. Everyone doing stupid shit in built up areas can suck my balls. Everyone who saves it for safer areas is free to fuck themselves up as much as they like.

Single standard, for one and all.

[Kickaha]

Everyone is equal by my standard.

Single standard, for one and all.
To be fair your standards aren't that high

[nzspokes]

No.

My standards are the same for all. Built up areas and speeding is fucken stupid and asking for trouble. Wheelies and speeding on open roads, I'm all for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYWtInM8D7E

[Drew]

To be fair your standards aren't that highJody will not be happy to read that bro.

[skippa1]

No they're not, he said he does lots of wheelies but I cant seem to find they bit where he says it's all right to, must be some shit you made up

Oh I get it....you agree, he is displaying double standards

[scumdog]

To be fair your standards aren't that high

At least he has some.

I think...

[Kickaha]

Jody will not be happy to read that bro.

I'm far enough away that she cant hurt me

[skippa1]

How is that a double standard? Do you know what the phrase means?

Everyone is equal by my standard. Everyone doing stupid shit in built up areas can suck my balls. Everyone who saves it for safer areas is free to fuck themselves up as much as they like.

Single standard, for one and all.

Safer by your double standard

[Drew]

Safer by your double standardAre you not very bright?

double standardn a set of principles that allows greater freedom to one person or group than to another

Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/misc/HarperCollinsProducts.aspx?English) © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003

I am saying it's a lot less safe to do that shit in populated areas, than it is to do it away from people...for everyone, not just me.

That's about as far as I can dumb it down.

[yod]

hey at least she had the presence of mind to get the photo to show off on KB

[Madness]

hey at least she had the presence of mind to get the photo to show off on KB

No pics of the awesome policewoman though. I bet she was smoking hot.

[nzspokes]

Are you not very bright?

double standardn a set of principles that allows greater freedom to one person or group than to another

Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/misc/HarperCollinsProducts.aspx?English) © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003

I am saying it's a lot less safe to do that shit in populated areas, than it is to do it away from people...for everyone, not just me.

That's about as far as I can dumb it down.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=4325&attachmentid=260046

[bosslady]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYWtInM8D7E
wtf is that?

hey at least she had the presence of mind to get the photo to show off on KBOf course, I'm just looking out for those of us who have nothing better to do than post in this thread on a Saturday night. Call it, entertainment. I am just thinking of you all, you know.

[skippa1]

Are you not very bright?

double standardn a set of principles that allows greater freedom to one person or group than to another

Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/misc/HarperCollinsProducts.aspx?English) © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003

I am saying it's a lot less safe to do that shit in populated areas, than it is to do it away from people...for everyone, not just me.

That's about as far as I can dumb it down.

Nup... Dumb it down more for me. All I am hearing is that your illegal actions are ok with you because you're perception is that there is less danger. This seems to give you the right to slate others illegal actions because they don't fit you're set of home made safety standards. Seems to fit your dictionary definition to me

[Drew]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=4325&attachmentid=260046

That actually was a closed road, and I was doing a lunchtime show.

Fucken cool wheelie though aye:niceone:

[yod]

those of us who have nothing better to do than post

6.2 posts a day - you really love it here huh?

[skippa1]

That actually was a closed road, and I was doing a lunchtime show.

Fucken cool wheelie though aye:niceone:

It is a good wheelie

[Drew]

wtf is that?.
That's my best trick!

[Madness]

I'm just looking out for those of us who have nothing better to do than post in this thread on a Saturday night. Call it, entertainment. I am just thinking of you all, you know.

Are you finally going to get your tits out?

[skippa1]

Are you finally going to get your tits out?

That would brighten the evening up

[bosslady]

6.2 posts a day - you really love it here huh?Yea, I need a boyfriend.


Are you finally going to get your tits out?
Sure, got your spew bucket ready?

[Madness]

Sure, got your spew bucket ready?

I have a Labrador so no worries there.

[bosslady]

That would soften the evening up

Fixed it for you.

[Drew]

Yea, I need a boyfriend.


Sure, got your spew bucket ready?
You'll have no shortage of offers, no matter how bad they are. This is still KB.

[skippa1]

Fixed it for you.

Hmmm you're not painting a good picture

[haydes55]

Nup... Dumb it down more for me. All I am hearing is that your illegal actions are ok with you because you're perception is that there is less danger. This seems to give you the right to slate others illegal actions because they don't fit you're set of home made safety standards. Seems to fit your dictionary definition to me



Maybe I can try dumb it down for you.

More speed, greater risk. If you take that risk in a populated area, you are endangering seemingly innocent bystanders. If you take that risk alone, go for it.

Is it double standards (by your interpretation) for the government to enforce a 50km/h speed limit around residential streets and 100km/h on a motorway?

[haydes55]

Hmmm you're not painting a good picture


I'd rather a plain picture, not a painted one.

[skippa1]

Maybe I can try dumb it down for you.

More speed, greater risk. If you take that risk in a populated area, you are endangering seemingly innocent bystanders. If you take that risk alone, go for it.

Is it double standards (by your interpretation) for the government to enforce a 50km/h speed limit around residential streets and 100km/h on a motorway?

All you're risk talk is subjective and open to debate. The only real fact is that illegal is illegal.

[Berries]

Why does this whole thread come as absolutely no surprise?

[bosslady]

Hmmm you're not painting a good picture

That's cause it ain't pretty.

[Drew]

All you're risk talk is subjective and open to debate. The only real fact is that illegal is illegal.

I never said it wasn't illegal. Anyone doing as I do should accept the possible consequence, or learn to run from the cops real well.

[skippa1]

Why does this whole thread come as absolutely no surprise?
Your avatar makes me hungry

[bosslady]

Why does this whole thread come as absolutely no surprise?

Because I'm just that awesome. Thanks Berries.

[Drew]

That's cause it ain't pretty.

Let us be the judge of that.

[R650R]

Yep real drag that its a 50 limit along there by Waikaraka park. During rush hour your lucky to be doing 5k along there, rest of the time as everyone said people normally do 65-70 along there.
Can't believe a fellow biker is being flamed for such minor infringement...
God knows what you'd all have to say about being done for 82k in the Maramarua 70 zone at 4am...

[nzspokes]

God knows what you'd all have to say about being done for 82k in the Maramarua 70 zone at 4am...

Slow down Rossi.

[skippa1]

I never said it wasn't illegal. Anyone doing as I do should accept the possible consequence, or learn to run from the cops real well.

I know you didn't Drew, but to me, it is a double standard to slate her for carrying out an illegal act, then excuse your own illegal actions. Don't get me wrong, I have done my poor imitation of your wheelie plenty of times and I have also been guilty of speeding in and out of town.

thing is, I don't think one or other is any better.....

[skippa1]

Let us be the judge of that.

Time for pics

[st00ji]

So why don't you just stick to shit you know something about ya' fucking hillbilly.

he'd have to stop posting, and thats never going to happen :banana:

[strandedinnz]

And I guess I pay the price. .. $170 fine. 35 demerits... my bad.

Oops!

I guess a whip round so you can buy a pie tomorrow? :)

[mossy1200]

Like the bike.

Funny how 1 ticket generates 9 pages in under 12 hrs.
Guess your getting your monies worth.:ar15:

[awa355]

310 pages in the Jokes section. This thread has more laughs than all of them put together .:lol::lol:

[leathel]

Yep real drag that its a 50 limit along there by Waikaraka park. During rush hour your lucky to be doing 5k along there, rest of the time as everyone said people normally do 65-70 along there.


Shit I have seen cars do over the ton down there...miles an hour too... of coarse that was the early hours of the morning and the cops were never to far away from trying to bust everyone....

That was the old night street drags spot :P

Saw a mint 57? Chevy end up Totaled not to far from the ticketed spot too

Never part of it of coarse, I did most of my racing to the park in the background ;)

[leathel]

Sure, got your spew bucket ready?


Don't you know half of the people on this site leave Kiwi Biker to watch Fatties going hard porn...... now that's just Mad :P

[Maha]

Like the bike.

Funny how 1 ticket generates 9 pages in under 12 hrs.
Guess your getting your monies worth.:ar15:

Sometimes, attention comes to those who greatly seek it. Getting a speeding/taking a photo of the scene/creating a thread in their head before they get home (to some) must cement their place as a biker......job complete as it were.

[bosslady]

Sometimes, attention comes to those who greatly seek it. Getting a speeding/taking a photo of the scene/creating a thread in their head before they get home (to some) must cement their place as a biker......job complete as it were.

Nothing to do with attention and everything to do with entertainment. I thought it would be funny, and I was right, but you assume what you like, you always have done ;)

[nzspokes]

Sometimes, attention comes to those who greatly seek it. Getting a speeding/taking a photo of the scene/creating a thread in their head before they get home (to some) must cement their place as a biker......job complete as it were.

Attention seeking comes in many forms.

[nzspokes]

Nothing to do with attention and everything to do with entertainment. I thought it would be funny, and I was right, but you assume what you like, you always have done ;)

I think its funny. I remember a couple of members on here with similar photos in there avatars {mulletman?}

[bosslady]

In more disturbing news, I had a dream about Drew last night. He was a YouTube video blogging star (although not hugely popular tbh) and he looked like Matt Bowden

http://sixtyminutes.9msn.com.au/img/2011/high_art.jpg

[unstuck]

In more disturbing news, I had a dream about Drew last night. He was a YouTube video blogging star (although not hugely popular tbh) and he looked like Matt Bowden

Now that dude looks like a gay hairdresser.:crazy:

[Drew]

I think its funny. I remember a couple of members on here with similar photos in there avatars {mulletman?}

Anyone else remember Mikey getting done for impersonating an officer? He'd painted hospital SRAD blue and used electrical tape to write police down the side.

That was a funny thread.

Got the wrong image of me entirely BL. Are you onto Ramstein? Look up the video for Kein Lust, I look just like the main man in that video.

[bosslady]

Anyone else remember Mikey getting done for impersonating an officer? He'd painted hospital SRAD blue and used electrical tape to write police down the side.

That was a funny thread.

Got the wrong image of me entirely BL. Are you onto Ramstein? Look up the video for Kein Lust, I look just like the main man in that video.

I always knew you'd be an old, gross, fat cunt.

[Drew]

I always knew you'd be an old, gross, fat cunt.

And sweaty. Don't forget sweaty.

[bosslady]

And sweaty. Don't forget sweaty.
That's the best part.

[Drew]

Now that dude looks like a gay hairdresser.:crazy:

He's the herbal high guy, isn't he? Saw a docco about him, he's a fucken cock/geek/dungeons and dragons playing fag.

[Madness]

He's the herbal high guy, isn't he? Saw a docco about him, he's a fucken cock/geek/dungeons and dragons playing fag.

Come on Drew, don't diss the womans sexual fantasies like that. You're right though, what a faggot!

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[unstuck]

He's the herbal high guy, isn't he? Saw a docco about him, he's a fucken cock/geek/dungeons and dragons playing fag.

No idea who he is, he just looks like a good candidate for being a gay hairdresser.:laugh:

[unstuck]

Come on Drew, don't diss the womans sexual fantasies like that. You're right though, what a faggot!

Fuck me, just watched that video. I have not wanted to punch someone this much since that other gay hairdresser Jordan Luck from the dance exponents used to come into the windsor castle hotel in parnell wearing red silk shorts.:angry2:

[Drew]

Fuck me, just watched that video. I have not wanted to punch someone this much since that other gay hairdresser Jordan Luck from the dance exponents used to come into the windsor castle hotel in parnell wearing red silk shorts.:angry2:

I hope you did punch him. Never liked the arrogant ponce.

[unstuck]

I hope you did punch him. Never liked the arrogant ponce.

Had a couple of disputes with him and his band a couple of times, never liked him much either.:oi-grr:

[Maha]

Nothing to do with attention and everything to do with entertainment. I thought it would be funny, and I was right, but you assume what you like, you always have done ;)

I was just reminded of that time when you said to me ''I am famous on Kb'' as long as you keep working very on that absurd notion, it may become true ;) no assumption intended.

[bosslady]

I was just reminded of that time when you said to me ''I am famous on Kb'' as long as you keep working very on that absurd notion, it may become true ;) no assumption intended.

Obviously my humor is wasted on you.

[skippa1]

Fuck me, just watched that video. I have not wanted to punch someone this much since that other gay hairdresser Jordan Luck from the dance exponents used to come into the windsor castle hotel in parnell wearing red silk shorts.:angry2:

Shit I used to drink there in the mid 80s, there was no way you would go in there in red silk shorts then

[Laava]

Shit I used to drink there in the mid 80s, there was no way you would go in there in red silk shorts then

Unless you wanted to be punched in the panties!
Nuff said.

[Berries]

Obviously my humor is wasted on you.
And your spelling.

[unstuck]

Shit I used to drink there in the mid 80s, there was no way you would go in there in red silk shorts then

Yeah, I would of been drinking there around then too, he used to come in to play pool and he was wearing red silk shorts and a leather jacket from time to time. We used to give the dick heaps of shit, but he must be a lover, not a fighter.:msn-wink:

We were all staying at the big house at the time.:Punk::Punk:

[bosslady]

And your spelling.

it's called predictive text you retard. Is that all you've got?

[nerrrd]

I was just reminded of that time when you said to me ''I am famous on Kb'' as long as you keep working very on that absurd notion, it may become true ;) no assumption intended.

But let's face it, she is famous on KB - 11 pages in 24 hours? I'd say that's more an observation than an aspiration...and not all that it's cracked up to be frankly.

And as a former player of dungeons and dragons I also say that that Matt Bowden guy is a disgrace to dungeons and dragons players everywhere...

[Grizzo]

:corn: Good on ya Bosslady, your threads are fucking great value for money:2thumbsup

[bosslady]

But let's face it, she is famous on KB - 11 pages in 24 hours? I'd say that's more an observation than an aspiration...and not all that it's cracked up to be frankly.

And as a former player of dungeons and dragons I also say that that Matt Bowden guy is a disgrace to dungeons and dragons players everywhere...

Former? suuuuuuuuuuuuure Rodney, suuuuuuure.

[nzspokes]

''I am famous on Kb''

Well some try and most fail. Bosslady has fired through for the win. :first:

Unlike others......

[Drew]

But let's face it, she is famous on KB - 11 pages in 24 hours? I'd say that's more an observation than an aspiration...and not all that it's cracked up to be frankly.

And as a former player of dungeons and dragons I also say that that Matt Bowden guy is a disgrace to dungeons and dragons players everywhere...

Did you dress up and roll play?

Doesn't matter, you're still a loser.

[Berries]

it's called predictive text you retard. Is that all you've got?
Classic. Your spelling is shit and I'm the retard.

[Drew]

Well some try and most fail. Bosslady has fired through for the win. :first:

Unlike others......

I dunno who you think is famous, but for the most part this place has the popular and unpopular posters.

[bosslady]

I dunno who you think is famous, but for the most part this place has the popular and unpopular posters.

Famous is a joke. Popular and unpopular? Not sure about that one. I think there's just well known and not so well known. And just because you're well known doesn't mean you're popular. ...

[nerrrd]

Did you dress up and roll play?

Doesn't matter, you're still a loser.

Nah, in those days we had to use this thing called 'imagination'. You should try it sometime.

[Drew]

Nah, in those days we had to use this thing called 'imagination'. You should try it sometime.I had and have imagination. Back then, I imagined what I wanted to do to girls then did what I could to make it happen.

Hiding away with five other geeks and a di that went to infinity, didn't really factor into things.

[Drew]

Famous is a joke. Popular and unpopular? Not sure about that one. I think there's just well known and not so well known. And just because you're well known doesn't mean you're popular. ...I'm not sure the implication fits. But OK.

[skippa1]

I'm not sure the implication fits. But OK.


Did she get her tits out while I was away?

[duckonin]

:niceone: Have to laugh at the threads this person starts, gets you al going. She sucks you all in then spits you all out again, 'she is good'.
My honest opinion 'she is a fucken loser. With her attitude she is going to come to grief very soon on a bike, I hope not, but the writing is on the wall.
This person would be better off mounting her 'broom' and flying low for a while.

[george formby]

This thread is more entertaining than a Jack Russell in a bin full of cats. Yee haw!

What you did was dumb bosslady, I think that's admitted. You should ride like a one handed man claps, enthusiastically but unheard. Certainly by the poliss, any hoo.

[Smifffy]

This thread is more entertaining than a Jack Russell in a bin full of cats. Yee haw!

What you did was dumb bosslady, I think that's admitted. You should ride like a one handed man claps, enthusiastically but unheard. Certainly by the poliss, any hoo.

I'm sure hell will freeze over before BL can ride anything like OAB!

[nerrrd]

I had and have imagination. Back then, I imagined what I wanted to do to girls then did what I could to make it happen.

Hiding away with five other geeks and a di that went to infinity, didn't really factor into things.

Good for you. See if you can use it to imagine something that doesn't involve your dick. And I really want one of those dice that goes to infinity...

[Maha]

Well some try and most fail. Bosslady has fired through for the win. :first:

Unlike others......

Your Big Brother act is so cute I could just wrap it up and send it to Disneyland.

[bosslady]

I'm sure hell will freeze over before BL can ride anything like OAB!

True. I wouldn't argue with that.

[buggerit]

Did she get her tits out while I was away?

not yet:corn:

[carburator]

:niceone: Have to laugh at the threads this person starts, gets you al going. She sucks you all in then spits you all out again, 'she is good'.
My honest opinion 'she is a fucken loser. With her attitude she is going to come to grief very soon on a bike, I hope not, but the writing is on the wall.
This person would be better off mounting her 'broom' and flying low for a while.

more than likely a thread would be started, there's a splinter in her ass from the broom handle, what do I do to remove it..

[skippa1]

not yet:corn:

Ah well, threads dying then....

[buggerit]

Ah well, threads dying then....

pingpong balls maybe?:corn:

[Drew]

Good for you. See if you can use it to imagine something that doesn't involve your dick. And I really want one of those dice that goes to infinity...

Back as a lad, and indeed still, motive boils down to few things.

From time to time though, I imagine what I can do on a bike. Then go out and do it.

[nerrrd]

Back as a lad, and indeed still, motive boils down to few things.

From time to time though, I imagine what I can do on a bike. Then go out and do it.

Sounds limiting - try imagining what you can't do on a bike, then go out and do that.

[buggerit]

Sounds limiting - try imagining what you can't do on a bike, then go out and do that.

sounds bent:whistle:

[The Reibz]

How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

[nerrrd]

sounds bent:whistle:

With a username like yours I can see how you might think that.


How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

Don't worry I think it's mostly dead now.

[ducatilover]

And just to clarify I never have and never will polish Katmans knob,

I reckon I've polished more knobs than you :2thumbsup

I also want your bike, you're a naughty cunt and don't deserve it.

[leathel]

How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

By people posting bullshit in it ....how else :facepalm:

[Grizzo]

This reminds me of a Skidmark thread:eek:

[scumdog]

This reminds me of a Skidmark thread:eek:

Hmm it's got a wee way to go yet....

[Drew]

Hmm it's got a wee way to go yet....I'm bloody working on it!

Not a lot of material to work with, and I tend not to go straight to threats of burning down people's houses any more.

[nzmikey]

lol is that all .... yooooouuuu Rookie ...

Try $510 & 50 points .... twice i 6mths ... I win
:baby:

[caseye]

lol is that all .... yooooouuuu Rookie ...

Try $510 & 50 points .... twice i 6mths ... I win
:baby:

The worry is that you and certain udders around ere think that's funny or somehow smart.
it ain't.

[nzmikey]

The worry is that you and certain udders around ere think that's funny or somehow smart.
it ain't.

Mate all I can do now is laugh about it .... why dwell on it & let it get you down ... I have done two 28days off ( read as 35 by the time they get their shit sorted ) & am now looking at 3mths ....

it is a case of shit happens, both times I was the only vehicle around ( other than Mr :Police: ) & both times it was NOT an excessive speed.

1st time I did not run as I did not think I was speeding / going the speed I was quoted & if I had run I very much doubt he would have got me

2nd time the cunt was smart & I was on the motorway he did not turn the disco lights on until was within 80m of my ass at which point I had slowed to the posted speed . ( turns out I also went to school with him & he also rides a bike, hence why he used the sneaky tactic of leaving it till last second before he put the lights on as he knew there was no way the dunny door could have kept up )

[scumdog]

2nd time the cunt was smart & I was on the motorway he did not turn the disco lights on until was within 80m of my ass at which point I had slowed to the posted speed . ( turns out I also went to school with him & he also rides a bike, hence why he used the sneaky tactic of leaving it till last second before he put the lights on as he knew there was no way the dunny door could have kept up )

Oooh, that's all wrong - he should have turned the disco lights on at the mandatory 93.7metres behind you...

[nzmikey]

Oooh, that's all wrong - he should have turned the disco lights on at the mandatory 93.7metres behind you...

Dang should have argued the charge ....

TBH I thought it was very clever of him

[caseye]

Sadly, shit does happen ( really?) and yes laughing about it is better than felling sorry for oneself.
The amount of time you have/are spending walking seems awfully high for not excessive speeds, what other circumstances were there for this travesty of justice to have occurred.?

[nzmikey]

Sadly, shit does happen and yes laughing about it is better than felling sorry for oneself.
The amount of time you have/are spending walking seems awfully high for not excessive speeds, what other circumstances were there for this travesty of justice to have occurred.?


Not walking yet .... still Riding as the system is broken / fucked .... the last offence happened at queens birthday weekend

#1 was 114kph in a 70 in the middle of butt fuck nowhere @ 2230 not long out of a 100 zone

#2 was 124kph in an 80 ( saint marys bay ) @ 0050

The fine has only just been ticked up ( admitted guilt so to speak ) ...... I have had to wait since then to be able to tick that up since I dont have $510 in my pocket, we are in 2013 ffs I SHOULD be able to say yup I fucked up ... set me up a time payment & lets go .... but no .... the cops give you 28days ... then send you a letter reminding you that you have to pay the fine ( just incase you forgot )
they then give you ANOTHER 28 days & then it goes to court ....
& then you get ANOTHER 28 days ( see where this is going ? you keeping up with the amount of wasted time here ?? )
& finally then you can tick the fine ...

On the phone the poor sap that answers your questions & takes you details then tells you that they want it payed off in 3 mths ... can you do that ...
after the laughter has stopped the answer is normally no ... followed by ... I will pay you $10pw ...
to which he replies , ok we will have to means test you ... sure by all means go ahead dude ... income of $xxx a week & rent is $500pw ... you do the math ....

they then say yup sweet as .

[nzmikey]

Not bad tho when you think about it .... it has been over 10yrs since I lost my licence so 10yrs with no tickets is not bad considering the list of cars I have had / driven

[haydes55]

Oooh, that's all wrong - he should have turned the disco lights on at the mandatory 93.7metres behind you...


It's illegal for a police officer to speed as much as any other road user. They are only allowed to speed when their disco lights are on (safety issue). And only to catch up to people once they have broken the law.

A cop caught up to the bike without any lights on, the bike was at or above the speed limit. The cop had to be speeding/breaking the law to catch up.

[nzspokes]

The worry is that you and certain udders around ere think that's funny or somehow smart.
it ain't.

As long as he head checked hes fine. :banana:

[Mushu]

It's illegal for a police officer to speed as much as any other road user. They are only allowed to speed when their disco lights are on (safety issue). And only to catch up to people once they have broken the law.

A cop caught up to the bike without any lights on, the bike was at or above the speed limit. The cop had to be speeding/breaking the law to catch up.

That's the first thing I thought after reading Mikeys story, surely that's grounds to contest the fine or atleast petition that the cop get the same treatment.

[Grubber]

Fuck me, just watched that video. I have not wanted to punch someone this much since that other gay hairdresser Jordan Luck from the dance exponents used to come into the windsor castle hotel in parnell wearing red silk shorts.:angry2:

Bugger me, that take me back.
Get this, i have actually punched that shit head.
I used to shag his sister some years back and he didn't happen to like it and i didn't happen to like him.
After a small dispute about his attitude i decked the bastard, and yes he has always been a dick.
Sisters name was Tamsin and she was an awesome girl. Pity about the brother.

Yea those were the happiest days.:Punk:

[unstuck]

Bugger me, that take me back.
Get this, i have actually punched that shit head.
I used to shag his sister some years back and he didn't happen to like it and i didn't happen to like him.
After a small dispute about his attitude i decked the bastard, and yes he has always been a dick.
Sisters name was Tamsin and she was an awesome girl. Pity about the brother.

Yea those were the happiest days.:Punk:

Good on ya, arrogance does not come close to describing that womble. Good days alright.:Punk::Punk:

[nzmikey]

It's illegal for a police officer to speed as much as any other road user. They are only allowed to speed when their disco lights are on (safety issue). And only to catch up to people once they have broken the law.

A cop caught up to the bike without any lights on, the bike was at or above the speed limit. The cop had to be speeding/breaking the law to catch up.

Yeah I was not going to try & contest it ... I have tried on previous occasions & it did not work in my favour ... The IPCA told me to knob off & so did the Sr SGT who I also complained to about it ... in short they can do it & I cant as they know best & I dont. :weep:

[Mushu]

Yeah I was not going to try & contest it ... I have tried on previous occasions & it did not work in my favour ... The IPCA told me to knob off & so did the Sr SGT who I also complained to about it ... in short they can do it & I cant as they know best & I dont. :weep:

Not surprised, one set of rules for them and one set for everyone else, I was thinking about joining up at one point seems like an easy way to get a good paycheck. unfortunately for me I have morals that stop me joining a gang, especially that gang

[scumdog]

:facepalm::rolleyes:

[sil3nt]

It's illegal for a police officer to speed as much as any other road user. They are only allowed to speed when their disco lights are on (safety issue). And only to catch up to people once they have broken the law.

A cop caught up to the bike without any lights on, the bike was at or above the speed limit. The cop had to be speeding/breaking the law to catch up.Yeah you tell him. Scumdog doesn't know shit about how the police work.

[Kickaha]

Yeah you tell him. Scumdog doesn't know shit about how the police work.
He's to busy eating donuts to do any real work

[nodrog]

If you are caught up to by a Holden family sedan, you deserve a fuckin ticket.

[DMNTD]

If you are caught up to by a Holden family sedan, you deserve a fuckin ticket.

...and certainly are not a hooligan by any stretch

[bosslady]

6 pages (for me) in and people still haven't gathered I'm not serious about the hooligan part? whoopdy-farkin-do. Anyone can go fast in a straight line (innit weren't even fast anyhoo).

[nzspokes]

6 pages (for me) in and people still haven't gathered I'm not serious about the hooligan part? whoopdy-farkin-do. Anyone can go fast in a straight line (innit weren't even fast anyhoo).

Whats wrong with being a hooligan? Better than being a sheep that does what everybody else does.

[Theantidote]

thanks kb'ers and bosslady for crackin me the fuck up...or fukin crackin me up...a lesson for us all without them speed detector thingees...i used to have a sixth sense for cops when i was riding a lot back in the day...now the stealthy little buggerers are every where...
thanks for the lesson...i'm gonna do 60 in a 50 from now on and no situation will tempt me into a 70...oh no...thanks again

[leathel]

thanks kb'ers and bosslady for crackin me the fuck up...or fukin crackin me up...a lesson for us all without them speed detector thingees...i used to have a sixth sense for cops when i was riding a lot back in the day...now the stealthy little buggerers are every where...
thanks for the lesson...i'm gonna do 60 in a 50 from now on and no situation will tempt me into a 70...oh no...thanks again

Yup cops every where on my last ride ..... But we had a big group and I set lead with the slowest behind me and set the pace to them....... probably saved a few tickets. We did have bikes pass us, only to come around the corner and see a cop sitting behind them :P

Must have been so disappointing for the cops to see a group of bikes coming and dish no tickets... even when hiding in a spot just inside the 50k area.

[caseye]

Noted them there lethal, and that the riders they were dealing with were NOT from our group. Awesome work in that respect.
Re being a Holigan, BL yer full of shit.
You got a ticket, you came on KB, the first few took the bait and said, " you poor thing" the rest of us ignored your obvious sympathy ploy and told you, you got what you deserved.Which you did.
The thread went balistic.
Good for you.
However the thread has pinpointed a few people who should never be allowed to ride motorcycles again.
The attitude needs to change people, do the crime, do the time, no one disagrees with this, but too many replying to this thread have seen nothing wrong with your apparent whinging about being ticked in an industrial area for speeding.
I used to cross that road every day for nearly 6 months while I built a large factory, my staff also crossed that road everyday, it was dangerous to say the least and to be caught out by a motorcycle speeding past other traffic wasn't pleasant.
Bottom line, speeding, caught, whine about it, troll for the sympathy vote, no worries but to actually think there was nothing wrong with doing it because it is an industrial area and no one goes the speed limit. Fail!
You have become a Hooligan and you are not repentant, in fact you have by default encouraged others to follow suit.
That I don't agree with , or like.

[leathel]

Noted them there lethal, and that the riders they were dealing with were NOT from our group. Awesome work in that respect.
Re being a Holigan, BL yer full of shit.
You got a ticket, you came on KB, the first few took the bait and said, " you poor thing" the rest of us ignored your obvious sympathy ploy and told you, you got what you deserved.Which you did.
The thread went balistic.
Good for you.
However the thread has pinpointed a few people who should never be allowed to ride motorcycles again.
The attitude needs to change people, do the crime, do the time, no one disagrees with this, but too many replying to this thread have seen nothing wrong with your apparent whinging about being ticked in an industrial area for speeding.
I used to cross that road every day for nearly 6 months while I built a large factory, my staff also crossed that road everyday, it was dangerous to say the least and to be caught out by a motorcycle speeding past other traffic wasn't pleasant.
Bottom line, speeding, caught, whine about it, troll for the sympathy vote, no worries but to actually think there was nothing wrong with doing it because it is an industrial area and no one goes the speed limit. Fail!
You have become a Hooligan and you are not repentant, in fact you have by default encouraged others to follow suit.
That I don't agree with , or like.

the part that scares me in this thread is those that think its OK to out run the cops because they can....in fact they belittle people that didn't try to out run them, trying to outrun cops is just putting everyone at risk, the cop, the public and the dick head on the bike trying to run!

[skippa1]

Stop the thread, I want to get off

[nerrrd]

Bottom line, speeding, caught, whine about it, troll for the sympathy vote, no worries but to actually think there was nothing wrong with doing it because it is an industrial area and no one goes the speed limit. Fail!
You have become a Hooligan and you are not repentant, in fact you have by default encouraged others to follow suit.
That I don't agree with , or like.

Dude, I don't blame you for maybe not reading the whole thread, but here's an example of a post you might have missed, pretty sure there are others but I can't be bothered re-reading them either...


I don't care, I did wrong, what can I say? too late now and nothing I can do about something that's already happened, I can only make sure I don't be such a dick again in the future. Meh.

That reads like repentance to me.


Whats wrong with being a hooligan? Better than being a sheep that does what everybody else does.

And yet it appears hooligans can be sheep as well, if the video in this thread is anything to go by:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/161233-Don-t-fuck-with-cars

[mossy1200]

I haven't posted a lot in this thread due to it evolving without my help but if I catch the thread slacking off I might stir it up again.:2guns:

[bosslady]

I haven't posted a lot in this thread due to it evolving without my help but if I catch the thread slacking off I might stir it up again.:2guns:

Read properly next time. Your suggestion that I wanted sympathy cause I got a ticket sure took me by surprise lol the thought never crossed my mind and id never expect someone to feel sorry for me doing something wrong knowingly, lol. Do the crime pay the fine. Could av been worse. I honestly don't care but will try and avoid it happening again. Meh.

[bosslady]

Actually I never said half the things you seem to think I did mossy. Never said it was ok. Never said it was ok that it was an industrial area although id still be for the limit being upped a little and I certainly never made mention of it being ok because other people go just as fast because I wouldn't know I haven't been on that road much and generally stick very well to posted speed limits anyway. Anyway don't know why I bother. Haha.

[nzspokes]

One thing that makes me laugh is how most that gets caught thinks its unfair and they should find a loophole to get off it. Cop was in the bushes, it should be ok to do 200 in a 70 blah blah.

[Maha]

One thing that makes me laugh is how most that gets caught thinks its unfair and they should find a loophole to get off it. Cop was in the bushes, it should be ok to do 200 in a 70 blah blah.

Doing in excess of 130 on the motorway, got pinged at 119, wrote in and got off the ticket. The issuing officer is only the starting point if your vernacular is up to speed...so to speak.

[nzspokes]

Doing in excess of 130 on the motorway, got pinged at 119, wrote in and got off the ticket. The issuing officer is only the starting point if your vernacular is up to speed...so to speak.

Slow down Rossi.:facepalm:

[Drew]

Actually I never said half the things you seem to think I did mossy. Never said it was ok. Never said it was ok that it was an industrial area although id still be for the limit being upped a little and I certainly never made mention of it being ok because other people go just as fast because I wouldn't know I haven't been on that road much and generally stick very well to posted speed limits anyway. Anyway don't know why I bother. Haha.Epic fail. You're quoting the wrong person. LOL.

I think you mean to be talking to Caseye.

[caseye]

Yeah Rossi-HA! you'll get pinged fer sure.

neerd.
I've read the whole thread from the beginning.
BL has progressed from a couple of small learner type bikes to a Motard in a short space of time.
She's had one or two not so nice experiences and shared them here in KB too.
I did not miss the humour, nor did I miss the obvious tongue in check, but I won't tell anyone that gets pinged for speeding in town that it's OK because.
Those that do, for whatever reason are simply condoning that sort of action and that is totally counter productive to our attempts to be recognised as responsible road users.
I do believe that from what she has told us about this incident on her new fast as motard, whether she thinks so or not, she is rapidly becoming a hoon. That is simply my own opinion.
I'm sure she will simply pay the fine and as she has said endeavour not to attract another and most likely come into KB and troll hard out to see who bites.
Before you say it, I do ride with a bit of passion from time to time, usually when there's no one else on the open road ahead of me and usually when I've not spotted a Police car anywhere near me, can't guarantee they're not there, just that when I looked they weren't.
A skiddy hall mark post? Yeah/ NA!
Nowhere near it.
Butt, you are nearly famous in KB land BL, the only question is, is it for all the right reasons, or not.

[bosslady]

Epic fail. You're quoting the wrong person. LOL.

I think you mean to be talking to Caseye.

You're right my bad their avatars looked the same very tiny on my phone

[bosslady]

Yeah Rossi-HA! you'll get pinged fer sure.

neerd.
I've read the whole thread from the beginning.
BL has progressed from a couple of small learner type bikes to a Motard in a short space of time.
She's had one or two not so nice experiences and shared them here in KB too.
I did not miss the humour, nor did I miss the obvious tongue in check, but I won't tell anyone that gets pinged for speeding in town that it's OK because.
Those that do, for whatever reason are simply condoning that sort of action and that is totally counter productive to our attempts to be recognised as responsible road users.
I do believe that from what she has told us about this incident on her new fast as motard, whether she thinks so or not, she is rapidly becoming a hoon. That is simply my own opinion.
I'm sure she will simply pay the fine and as she has said endeavour not to attract another and most likely come into KB and troll hard out to see who bites.
Before you say it, I do ride with a bit of passion from time to time, usually when there's no one else on the open road ahead of me and usually when I've not spotted a Police car anywhere near me, can't guarantee they're not there, just that when I looked they weren't.
A skiddy hall mark post? Yeah/ NA!
Nowhere near it.
Butt, you are nearly famous in KB land BL, the only question is, is it for all the right reasons, or not.

Wrong. I've only had one bike before this Motard if you don't include the crf230 dirt bike I had for all of two months. I had the gn250 for 8 or 9 months before the drz400sm which I think ive had for maybe five weeks, not sure. At the end of the day I ain't bloody perfect. The End.

[GCSB Thought Police]

And I guess I pay the price. .. $170 fine. 35 demerits... my bad.

This is what happens when you buy a motorcycle and start associating with the wrong sort of people.

You used to be such a good girl. If you go to far down this road, as it were, we might have to start a file.

[bosslady]

This is what happens when you buy a motorcycle and start associating with the wrong sort of people.

You used to be such a good girl. If you go to far down this road, as it were, we might have to start a file.

The wrong sort of people. Lol.

[leathel]

Yeah Rossi-HA! you'll get pinged fer sure.

whether she thinks so or not, she is rapidly becoming a hoon. That is simply my own opinion.
.

In her mind I think she secretly would like to be a hoon doing wheel stands and power slides but I think she has a long way to go yet to get to that stage :P

She rides more like Kim D on Sundays ride than a hoon and would have fitted in on that ride nicely .... or was that your humor kicking in :cool:

I bet next time she gets someone tailgating her she will pull left and let them go rather than open it up to get a gap :nono: :lol:

[BigAl]

This is what happens when you buy a motorcycle and start associating with the wrong sort of people.

You used to be such a good girl. If you go to far down this road, as it were, we might have to start a file.

I think a raid is called for, whos got the gun today & is the chopper available?

[nerrrd]

Yeah Rossi-HA! you'll get pinged fer sure.

neerd.
I've read the whole thread from the beginning...

You're entitled to form your own opinion about any user based on their posts, don't we all, but as the lady herself has pointed out you attributed a whole lot of stuff to her that she didn't say or agree with - so you might want to take that into account and reconsider that opinion.

You say you didn't miss the humour or tongue in cheek...I think maybe you did? You seem happy to ignore it, anyway. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story though, aye, that seems to apply a lot around here.


This is what happens when you buy a motorcycle and start associating with the wrong sort of people.

You used to be such a good girl. If you go to far down this road, as it were, we might have to start a file.

This place just gets weirder all the time.


In her mind I think she secretly would like to be a hoon doing wheel stands and power slides but I think she has a long way to go yet to get to that stage :P

She rides more like Kim D on Sundays ride than a hoon and would have fitted in on that ride nicely .... or was that your humor kicking in :cool:

I bet next time she gets someone tailgating her she will pull left and let them go rather than open it up to get a gap :nono: :lol:

What he said.

[Ender EnZed]

She rides more like Kim D on Sundays ride

Kim Dotcom? Is she really that fat?



Disappoint.

[leathel]

Kim Dotcom? Is she really that fat?



Disappoint.

:clap::laugh::laugh: Arrrhh not quite.... Caseye knows who :rolleyes:

[nerrrd]

Kim Dotcom on a motard? Arrgh! Wash my imagination out!

[GCSB Thought Police]

I think a raid is called for, whos got the gun today & is the chopper available?

How terribly unsubtle. Only that other uncouth team engage in such macho activities.

We can destroy people with just a keyboard.

[Maha]

Slow down Rossi.:facepalm:

The circumstances preceding the speed that day were accepted (50% of at least) by the issuing officers superiors, hence the ''No Further Action Will Be Taken'' reply.

A cop will always ask you ''what is the reason for your speed''? what you say directly after that question, pretty much is not heard at all by the questioner.
Point is, most of us will/do exceed the speed limit. Luck has paid a part from time to time in a lot of cases I am sure. It's probably a fucking embarrassment which is why you don't see people posting about it when it happens to them.

[baffa]

Kim Dotcom? Is she really that fat?



Disappoint.

I dont know why, but her KB posts always made me think of a fat middle aged woman, kinda like dotcom, but shes actually the opposite.


(No stalker, was checking out her bike at the Blue ride, saw her get on it, then realised later it was probably her).

[Drew]

I dont know why, but her KB posts always made me think of a fat middle aged woman, kinda like dotcom, but shes actually the opposite.


(No stalker, was checking out her bike at the Blue ride, saw her get on it, then realised later it was probably her).Same here! Except someone sent a link to a facebook page they said was hers...So I prolly am a stalker for having followed it.:facepalm:

[leathel]

Imagine the stalkers there will be now :facepalm:

You two thought she was fat and middle aged and still stalked her :shit:

[bosslady]

I dont know why, but her KB posts always made me think of a fat middle aged woman, kinda like dotcom, but shes actually the opposite.

(No stalker, was checking out her bike at the Blue ride, saw her get on it, then realised later it was probably her).

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt.


Same here! Except someone sent a link to a facebook page they said was hers...So I prolly am a stalker for having followed it.:facepalm:

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd, I've heard this almost a half a dozen times now. What do people expect me to look like? The funniest thing is that people in the "real world" have formed a similar opinion of me in the past, one time a customer said (after meeting me for the first time) HE: "You're not what I expected you to be", ME: "Really??? And what was that?" HE: "A FAT LESBIAN." :lol: :lol: The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.


Imagine the stalkers there will be now :facepalm:

You two thought she was fat and middle aged and still stalked her :shit:

That's pretty funny, rep!

[nerrrd]

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt...

...The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.

Just take a look at one the ads for that "Embarrassing Fat Bodies" programme, you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself when you see those poor people (and your eyes will bleed).

[Banditbandit]

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd

Huh ?? How come the real stalkers don't get to see it - oh wait ...

[baffa]

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt.



Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd, I've heard this almost a half a dozen times now. What do people expect me to look like? The funniest thing is that people in the "real world" have formed a similar opinion of me in the past, one time a customer said (after meeting me for the first time) HE: "You're not what I expected you to be", ME: "Really??? And what was that?" HE: "A FAT LESBIAN." :lol: :lol: The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.



That's pretty funny, rep!

I think its a combination of your constant grumpyness, and the fact you can spell.
If you used text speak or something, that would somehow seem more girly. I dont know how these things work.

And yeah, I love the rims and tyres on your bike, hence the bike perving. The guys who were gonna do the ride with me had ditched, leaving me to small talk with wierd old men and check out the bikes. If it makes you feel any better I got a faceful of crappy exhaust in my face sitting behind you.

[Drew]

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link?Woah woah woah. This implies I passed it on. I didn't.

I got sent a link, followed it and wondered. "Who's this bitch"? Closed it and moved on.

[unstuck]

What do people expect me to look like?




http://pigroll.com/img/po.jpg But with more facial hair.:innocent:

[awa355]

Sign outside Bosslady's office.

288341

[Ender EnZed]

Woah woah woah. This implies I passed it on. I didn't.


Took me about 4 minutes to find with a little KB general knowledge. The internet's a small place.

It's not stalking if it's on Facebook.