Beer & Doors Hmmmm...

[YellowDog]

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[MIXONE]

That'll teach the fucking thing for not opening when he told it to.:mad:

[Grizzo]

Quickest way from point A to point B is in a straight line.

[Maha]

That hole could have been made by someone exiting the room ie: The female he bought home from the bar?

[Laava]

And she was stacked!

[BigAl]

Just an average rental in NZ

[unstuck]

That picture makes me wonder what are some of the strangest most awkward places/positions that my fellow KB'ers have found themselves in after a bender? Waking up in the cells, not knowing why you are there is always a worry. The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.:facepalm:

[Swoop]

The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.:facepalm:
I remember that place! Dunno about the slotcar sets. The cuddly toys would make better pillows!

[unstuck]

I remember that place! Dunno about the slotcar sets. The cuddly toys would make better pillows!

Was xmas morning too.:drinknsin

[Grizzo]

That picture makes me wonder what are some of the strangest most awkward places/positions that my fellow KB'ers have found themselves in after a bender? Waking up in the cells, not knowing why you are there is always a worry. The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.:facepalm:

Took mushrooms in Karori and woke up about 4-5 hours later on a couch in a seedy little bar in Cuba street (Wellington City).
No wallet and very fucking confused. Jumped in a taxi and he took me out to Johnsonville, decent cab ride, back then it would've been about $50 worth or there abouts. Anyway, I lived at the bottom of a very long, steep set of stairs, well away from the road. So I tell Mr Patel I gotta shoot down to get some money "no,no,no" he says, so I fuckin bolted at warp speed, thinking I was making excellent progress I trip, fall down the steps and get stuck in a rose bush:facepalm: I then wake up to to him swearing his tits off walking back to his car. I thought he was going to call the :Police: but I never heard a thing.

[unstuck]

Took mushrooms in Karori and woke up about 4-5 hours later on a couch in a seedy little bar in Cuba street (Wellington City).
No wallet and very fucking confused. Jumped in a taxi and he took me out to Johnsonville, decent cab ride, back then it would've been about $50 worth or there abouts. Anyway, I lived at the bottom of a very long, steep set of stairs, well away from the road. So I tell Mr Patel I gotta shoot down to get some money "no,no,no" he says, so I fuckin bolted at warp speed, thinking I was making excellent progress I trip, fall down the steps and get stuck in a rose bush:facepalm: I then wake up to to him swearing his tits off walking back to his car. I thought he was going to call the :Police: but I never heard a thing.

As long as you dont wake up with a condom hanging out your arse, its all good.:2thumbsup
Unless thats the sort of thing that spins your wheels of course.;)

[Grizzo]

:shit: So that's why that cabby wrote his number on my arm!

[bogan]

He has been serviced...

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[Maha]

Just an average rental in NZ

Not far from the truth there Al, I rented a flat in Papatoetoe in 2001 and it had knife stab marks in the bedroom door from a previous tenant.

[Grizzo]

[QUOTE=bogan;1130619738]He has been serviced...

:gob: Fuck gettin a handjob from that thing!

[Road kill]

That picture makes me wonder what are some of the strangest most awkward places/positions that my fellow KB'ers have found themselves in after a bender? Waking up in the cells, not knowing why you are there is always a worry. The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.:facepalm:

Gore to Brownsbay in one bender,,,your a fuckin' legend man.

Best I ever did was waking up one morning in some other cunts car in just me undies.

Had to walk 4-5 kms home an never did find me pants an such:laugh:

[Katman]

Gore to Brownsbay in one bender,,,your a fuckin' legend man.

Best I ever did was waking up one morning in some other cunts car in just me undies.

Had to walk 4-5 kms home an never did find me pants an such:laugh:

Was there Vaseline around your arse?

[Drew]

I gotta start drinking more.

[unstuck]

Gore to Brownsbay in one bender.






I was living on the shore for most of my teenage years, was a great place for partys back in the early eighties. I have woken up in tauranga one morning after being at a party in albany, and once came too in cambridge after starting at muriwai. Probably why I have been off the piss for 26 yrs. Just cant handle it, and really fuck myself up, so I dont touch it.:Punk::Punk:

[Woodman]

Once in Timaru I woke up hanging upside down. fricken freaky as.

Was sleeping in the top part of a camper van above the cab and somehow in the night had fallen headfirst down the ladder and ended up just hanging in the inverted position.

[Road kill]

Was there Vaseline around your arse?

Nah,you an Ed weren't in town that day.:bleh:

[Laava]

Gore to Brownsbay in one bender.






I was living on the shore for most of my teenage years, was a great place for partys back in the early eighties. I have woken up in tauranga one morning after being at a party in albany, and once came too in cambridge after starting at muriwai. Probably why I have been off the piss for 26 yrs. Just cant handle it, and really fuck myself up, so I dont touch it.:Punk::Punk:

That is interesting, most people who fuck themselves up on the piss regularly think they CAN handle it! Two stubbies and I am anybody's these days.