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reggie1198
14th October 2013, 22:26
http://www.trademe.co.nz/650521800
Banditbandit
15th October 2013, 08:56
Yeah ... but you need a degree in IT to set it up and make it run ...
tigertim20
15th October 2013, 11:54
Yeah ... but you need a degree in IT to set it up and make it run ...

or you could put it in the lounge and wank over it:blink:
reggie1198
15th October 2013, 14:34
or you could put it in the lounge and wank over it:blink:


Hence I have asked that tyre kickers bring their own cloth, I point blank refuse to wipe up anyone else's man jam off my bike, its hard enough getting mine off it.

As for the toggle system on the handle bars, its easy enough to use, it comes with instructions (in Italian) :-)
Maha
15th October 2013, 14:43
You looking to ship the country Reggie?...selling the riding gear as well.
reggie1198
15th October 2013, 20:08
Nah mate, but doubt I'll get another road bike, most likely get a dirt bike so the road gear is useless.
But first I need a boat, then a bike
Hopefully it won't sell before the Cape ride next month, but ya never know
Maha
15th October 2013, 20:36
Nah mate, but doubt I'll get another road bike, most likely get a dirt bike so the road gear is useless.
But first I need a boat, then a bike
Hopefully it won't sell before the Cape ride next month, but ya never know

Be good to see ya again..the unmistakable sound of the Ducati turning up on the Saturday morning signals game on!
Yeah a lot of off road exploring to be had up there in the skinny part of the North Island.
reggie1198
15th October 2013, 22:52
Yeah that sound is unmistakable alright, be good to have one last blast on the old girl.
Our new place pretty much backs onto the Waitangi Forest (no motorbike allowed)...yeah right
DMNTD
16th October 2013, 05:54
Yeah ... but you need a degree in IT to set it up and make it run ...

Nah they are actually extremely logical, quick and easy to use. Both of the Diavel and V4 Tuono have similar set ups to play around with...if I can use it anyone can
Basically if you can use a Sky remote....sorted
Sable
16th October 2013, 08:16
'Motorcycling pornography' is a bit rich - it's just a production model with some bolt ons
reggie1198
16th October 2013, 16:09
'Motorcycling pornography' is a bit rich - it's just a production model with some bolt ons

I wasn't even referring to the bolt ons, many people, myself included, find the Tamburini inspired shapes of the 1098 and 1198 to be very appealing, compared to many of the IL4 jap bikes.
Sorry if you were expecting something more Martha Stuart like, and I went and posted Charlize Theron.
Would expect a dig if I was posting about a GN or something.
Phreak
16th October 2013, 19:36
Hang on just a sec, didn't it used to be red...? I like red. Red makes me smile!

Make it red again and I'll rob a bank so I can buy it from you!

:-)
reggie1198
16th October 2013, 21:53
It was always black phreak, last time we meet you said the same thing "I thought it was red"
Besides, black ones with the white power band (like mine) go faster. That's what the dealer said.:msn-wink:
Phreak
17th October 2013, 13:53
Haha I must be getting old, I coulda sworn it was red when we met up North! Gutted to hear you're moving away from street bikes, though... if I had the money I'd definitely buy it from ya! :-(
Maha
17th October 2013, 14:17
Haha I must be getting old, I coulda sworn it was red when we met up North! Gutted to hear you're moving away from street bikes, though... if I had the money I'd definitely buy it from ya! :-(

It was/is Black Scott....:cool:
EJK
17th October 2013, 14:46
It was/is Black Scott....:cool:

OMG!!! WHO THE HELL LEAVES AN ARAI HELMET LIKE THAT?!

:lol:
Maha
17th October 2013, 14:55
It was/is Black Scott....:cool:

Reggie turned up early and did some busking while we ate breakfast.
Phreak
17th October 2013, 15:38
Haha I stand corrected! :)
reggie1198
17th October 2013, 22:56
OMG!!! WHO THE HELL LEAVES AN ARAI HELMET LIKE THAT?!

:lol:

Me, what you fail to see in that photo is the ....

Nah, can't justify it, I am shamed.

Normally leave it on the bike but I didn't want Phreak's baby batter spilt on it, figured it was a safe distance away from the bike, should have been the other way up so as to not present itself as a range and accuracy target for man jam
Banditbandit
18th October 2013, 07:48
'Motorcycling pornography' is a bit rich - it's just a production model with some bolt ons

Naa mate ... she's gorgeous ... If it was mine I'd sit in the shed and drool over it just as much as I'd ride it ...
madmartin
18th October 2013, 21:57
Yeah ... but you need a degree in IT to set it up and make it run ...

mine is fantastic, get on and ride, unlike every Jap thou i've owned all my Duke's have handled impeccably with the factory settings. Consider me jealous, i'd much rather have a black one...