Knickers that block fart odour

[Mom]

Who ever would have thunk it?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/9317340/Knickers-that-block-fart-odour

[duckonin]

:shit: :eek: :msn-wink: :laugh:

[willytheekid]

<_<....bet ya I could break them :laugh:


could also spell the end of the "fart game"...Do you smell smoke? (My fav at the office lol)


ps...the story pic? :no:...just wrong

[Paul in NZ]

Now thats just wrong - takes all the fun out of it... Now knickers that block slops n lumps :yes:

[Skiwi]

Another one of life's wee pleasures brutally ripped from those of use with considerable skills in this arena:crybaby:

[Maha]

Question is, can they help me? :rolleyes:

[Skiwi]

Now thats just wrong - takes all the fun out of it... Now knickers that block slops n lumps :yes:

I'd be happy if they could tell me with certainty that familiar feeling is definitely a fart......

[Tazz]

Another one of life's wee pleasures brutally ripped from those of use with considerable skills in this arena:crybaby:

You mean you enjoy getting amongst it and smelling other peoples farts? I guess everyone has to have a hobby... :weird:

However if you mean inflicting your talent on others, the way I see it no one is going to force you to wear a pair yourself =P

[Paul in NZ]

You mean you enjoy getting amongst it and smelling other peoples farts? I guess everyone has to have a hobby... :weird:

However if you mean inflicting your talent on others, the way I see it no one is going to force you to wear a pair yourself =P

Precisely - if people dont like farts they should wear filters over the nose....

[Paul in NZ]

Question is, can they help me? :rolleyes:

Might take more than a pair of fancy pants old son....

[buggerit]

Looks like the mother-inlaw might get a xmas present from me this year:devil2: straight after the lecture on those damn fool motorbikes:mad:

[awa355]

Wonder if you can still get a green flame from outside the knickers?? :scratch:

[slofox]

I'm gonna get me partner some of them!

[mashman]

I'm still waiting for undies to sound like this when I drop one


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yVcEVV5j30

[Swoop]

Why?

Farting while riding is quite rewarding.

[yungatart]

Sad :weep:! How will deaf people enjoy a good fart any more? Can't hear 'em and now won't be able to smell 'em either...tis a sad world...

[tigertim20]

thats great, but will it muffle the sound when she queefs?

[Mom]

thats great, but will it muffle the sound when she queefs?

I think a fanny fart should still be audible, this only blocks aroma. EEewwwwwww, imagine a queef that smells bad :sick:

My rep ability is limited at the moment, I just wanted to say, you are a sick bastard :yes:

[Maha]

Sad :weep:! How will deaf people enjoy a good fart any more? Can't hear 'em and now won't be able to smell 'em either...tis a sad world...

Add some coloured chalk dust and hope for small but notable puff a sweet release, for that visual effect.

[george formby]

I clicked on the link & glimpsed the photo, which reminded so much of last night that I closed it instantly. Felt stalked for a moment.

So I'm not sure how the gruds work but shirley if your rectal effervescence has nowhere to go then a queef will just be a combo, like at the Chinese takeaway, pork, fish & chicken in the same box.

[Laava]

So by removing the odour from the air, it follows that there is a build up of concentrated pure fartness! Some type type of slip in gusset collector maybe? Think how dangerous these things could be?

[Zedder]

Unbelievable. It's probably the anti-second-hand-smoke brigade, they've got involved but gone one step further. The bastards!

[Banditbandit]

Seriously ?? What an excellent idea .. the "odour" of farts are air-born particles of shit that float up your nose and interact with your sensory organs ...

Just to be clear ... that's little particles of shit wafting around in ther air - that you breath in through your nose or mouth ...

So anything that stops that is a very good thing ...

[Zedder]

Seriously ?? What an excellent idea .. the "odour" of farts are air-born particles of shit that float up your nose and interact with your sensory organs ...

Just to be clear ... that's little particles of shit wafting around in ther air - that you breath in through your nose or mouth ...

So anything that stops that is a very good thing ...

Lighten up, it's not a health hazard.

[Banditbandit]

Lighten up, it's not a health hazard.

Little bits of air-borne shit floating up your nose is not a health hazard ???

Who do you think you are kidding !!!

[Zedder]

Little bits of air-borne shit floating up your nose is not a health hazard ???

Who do you think you are kidding !!!

I'm not kidding anyone twin bandit. Do some research, I'm off for a bike ride.

[oldrider]

Why?

Farting while riding is quite rewarding.

Dunno, always found farting in leathers on the bike damn difficult ... you have to use so much force that you are in danger of crapping your tweeds!

Definitely not a good look! :eek:

Best chance of success is to stand up and be gentle ... of course your pillion is on to your game ... more trouble next stop! :blip::bash:

[SMOKEU]

SWIM told me these would make mean filters for the exhaust fan on your grow room.

[nudemetalz]

Bet they can't make it for a gee-string or mankini though

[george formby]

Dunno, always found farting in leathers on the bike damn difficult ... you have to use so much force that you are in danger of crapping your tweeds!

Definitely not a good look! :eek:

Best chance of success is to stand up and be gentle ... of course your pillion is on to your game ... more trouble next stop! :blip::bash:

No, no, no. You have to do a little squirm & roll your cheeks apart slightly, the gruds should be taught across the buttocks, not chewed, to allow room for the expansion of gas & dissipation down the legs of the strides.

The gases in question are combustible & a result of fermentation while digesting food, it's a by product of shit production, it's not shit. If your farts smell the same as your shit then you need to either change your diet or the frequency of your movements.

[oldrider]

No, no, no. You have to do a little squirm & roll your cheeks apart slightly, the gruds should be taught across the buttocks, not chewed, to allow room for the expansion of gas & dissipation down the legs of the strides.

The gases in question are combustible & a result of fermentation while digesting food, it's a by product of shit production, it's not shit. If your farts smell the same as your shit then you need to either change your diet or the frequency of your movements.

Truly life as a biker has many challenges of which ordinary folk can have no conception.

Unfortunately my legs have grown short with age and I no longer own a bike because I can not reach the ground any more. :no:

What a shame as I would like to have tested the full compliance of your teachings in the art of (arsehole) gas emissions. :shake:

Maybe in the next world such opportunities will abound. :ride: . :hitcher:

[Swoop]

Truly life as a biker has many challenges of which ordinary folk can have no conception.

Unfortunately my legs have grown short with age and I no longer own a bike because I can not reach the ground any more.

Happy Birthday Oldrider! Hope it is going well and that there is lots of cake!:niceone: