The Stranger
25th August 2005, 16:43
Everything is done by phone now in the insurance industry. That is nice and convenient for us all isn't it?
Prior to collecting my bike from the shop I phoned NZI for a quote. I got their quote and rang a few others only to find they were cheapest that I could get, supposedly because of existing business with them.
I rang back on the way to the shop to speak with Mary, she was unavailable and would call back. Naturally she didn't, so I called again now we get cut off. I call again from the shop and she is at lunch, so I ask the woman to set up the insurance. It is done and confirmed with payments taken direct from my bank on one of the existing direct debits, so off I ride.
Oh shit put my foot down, roll my ankle and F&%* oh well call the shop, can't be too bad, well actually it can. the stickers alone, all 2 of them are $510.00 total, let alone paint and prep at about $1100.00.
Never mind I am insured.
Uh oh no am not.
what calls?
What insurance?
but but but, hey hang on I dig out the vodafone account, gotcha. So NZI advise they have tapes and will certainly find it, no problem.
Still later they advise they have listened to the recordings and I never accepted the quote. Well hang on I say I will come in and listen with them and we can clear up this mess in a jiff.
Sorry that is not possible, we are a call centre.
So what I ask, I only whnt you to listen, which is what you do all day anyway. No that is not possible, but they will send out the tapes. Fine I say.
So the tape arrives with 3 calls on it, not 4. I ask what happened to the 4th one. They tell me they have been through all recordings of that day and I never made it.
What?
Now either my memory is bad AND vodafone are billing for calls not made or someone may be telling porkies
But still you should never attribute to malice what can reasonably be explained by stupidity, so for now they get the benefit of the doubt.
I suggest coming in again, but no that is not possible as it is a call centre. I am still confused as to why being a call centre means I can't come in and listen so I ask if they maybe have leprosy or something.
They are stonewalling and want me to put it in writing now.
As obviously being a call centre has some unique problems I checked that they could in fact read and was assured that most of them could.
Anyway I am still persuing it, and will make a claim. But just a little wake up for anyone out there getting insurance.
Prior to collecting my bike from the shop I phoned NZI for a quote. I got their quote and rang a few others only to find they were cheapest that I could get, supposedly because of existing business with them.
I rang back on the way to the shop to speak with Mary, she was unavailable and would call back. Naturally she didn't, so I called again now we get cut off. I call again from the shop and she is at lunch, so I ask the woman to set up the insurance. It is done and confirmed with payments taken direct from my bank on one of the existing direct debits, so off I ride.
Oh shit put my foot down, roll my ankle and F&%* oh well call the shop, can't be too bad, well actually it can. the stickers alone, all 2 of them are $510.00 total, let alone paint and prep at about $1100.00.
Never mind I am insured.
Uh oh no am not.
what calls?
What insurance?
but but but, hey hang on I dig out the vodafone account, gotcha. So NZI advise they have tapes and will certainly find it, no problem.
Still later they advise they have listened to the recordings and I never accepted the quote. Well hang on I say I will come in and listen with them and we can clear up this mess in a jiff.
Sorry that is not possible, we are a call centre.
So what I ask, I only whnt you to listen, which is what you do all day anyway. No that is not possible, but they will send out the tapes. Fine I say.
So the tape arrives with 3 calls on it, not 4. I ask what happened to the 4th one. They tell me they have been through all recordings of that day and I never made it.
What?
Now either my memory is bad AND vodafone are billing for calls not made or someone may be telling porkies
But still you should never attribute to malice what can reasonably be explained by stupidity, so for now they get the benefit of the doubt.
I suggest coming in again, but no that is not possible as it is a call centre. I am still confused as to why being a call centre means I can't come in and listen so I ask if they maybe have leprosy or something.
They are stonewalling and want me to put it in writing now.
As obviously being a call centre has some unique problems I checked that they could in fact read and was assured that most of them could.
Anyway I am still persuing it, and will make a claim. But just a little wake up for anyone out there getting insurance.