Pics that make you go limp! [Archive]

AllanB

15th November 2013, 10:10

Watched a TV show some years back about Asia and they interviewed a couple of Ladyboys - one stated that most tourists did not discover she was a he until they were back at her/his house and getting naked. She(he? I'm confused!) then said 9 out of 10 men carried on anyway ........
The one out of ten usually beat the shit out of the ladyboy.

So 9 out of 10 of you are viewing this thinking ........ hmmmmm, if I have a few beers, spin her over and grab her tits from behind ...........

Stirts

15th November 2013, 10:33

Regardless of his remarkable cock :sick:

<img src="http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/uploads/jeremy.gif" width=500"></img>

300weatherby

15th November 2013, 11:01

Not limp .. makes me want to reach for an armourlite ...

And I'll defend his right to free speech with my 338 Lap.:kick:

Banditbandit

15th November 2013, 12:21

And I'll defend his right to free speech with my 338 Lap.:kick:

I don't care what he says ... I always enjoy a good debate ... it's what he did that pisses me off ... he was a murderous fuck ... as well as a nasty racist ...

Banditbandit

15th November 2013, 12:21

You'd have to be very, very drunk ......

He's gorgeous !!! (not ...)

Kickaha

15th November 2013, 12:27

Not limp .. makes me want to reach for an armourlite ...

I think that is SMOKEU's father

oldrider

15th November 2013, 12:30

Limp is what I do best now! :2thumbsup .Spoken in "Being the best that one can be" corporate talk! :argh:

300weatherby

15th November 2013, 12:31

I don't care what he says ... I always enjoy a good debate ... it's what he did that pisses me off ... he was a murderous fuck ... as well as a nasty racist ...

Fuck me, the fishing around here is no good!

Ok, so apart from being Smokeyou's dad, who is he and what did he do?

BigAl

15th November 2013, 12:34

Fuck me, the fishing around here is no good!

Ok, so apart from being Smokeyou's dad, who is he and what did he do?

Smokeus Mum!

Banditbandit

15th November 2013, 13:29

Fuck me, the fishing around here is no good!

Ok, so apart from being Smokeyou's dad, who is he and what did he do?

Well bugger me ... no wonder I ignore you most of the time ... you defend him but you don't even know who he is or what he did? Typical dumb kneejerk right winger ..

Banditbandit

15th November 2013, 13:30

Limp is what I do best now! :2thumbsup .Spoken in "Being the best that one can be" corporate talk! :argh:

:killingme George Burns said 'sex at my age is like trying to play pool with a rope ...'

300weatherby

15th November 2013, 14:13

Well bugger me ... no wonder I ignore you most of the time ... you defend him but you don't even know who he is or what he did? Typical dumb kneejerk right winger ..

Thanks ever so for the offer, but no, Axle might though.......

Anyhoo- free speech is free speech, you retain the right to look down from your ivory tower, but only you are allowed an opinion or point of view?. No idea who that rooster is/was, but object to you implying you should shoot him for saying whatever it was he said. A man of principal and moral integrity would have sought to help me understand what Smokeu's dad did wrong, a man without such, would simply offer a typical left wing kneejerk reaction.

It is I, who holds the moral high ground here, for I would also defend YOUR right to free speech, despite the fact that you are a politically and socially correct, trendy lefty sandal wearing clueless tree hugger wearing rose tinted glasses.

Off to wash my sheet and polish my cross now, so I look sharp later.
See you at the meeting.:whistle:

Mo NZ

15th November 2013, 15:08

Jeez Smoke. Where did you get those pickies of my Misses.

Tazz

15th November 2013, 15:29

Come one guys, don't turn this into yet another 'friends of Women's Weekly' whinge fest thread :bleh:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRehgrg5DFlIsqCvZt_JweyuKVHWvicL O6MXNSUgSDk2D3n57C4

http://www.fastcashforjunkcars.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ugly-car11.jpg

http://thecorvettemaster.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pink-panther-car-2-15-07.jpg

http://www.build-threads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/091.jpg

Oakie

15th November 2013, 16:53

Fuck me, the fishing around here is no good!

Ok, so apart from being Smokeyou's dad, who is he and what did he do?

That guy in front of the swastika-like flag was Eugene TerreBlanche. South African racist extremist. Died a wee while ago. Probably a good thing that he died too.

unstuck

15th November 2013, 16:56

http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/touring-models/88536d1263233602-tricked-out-road-glides-0707_hbkp_15_z-2005_harley_davidson-road_glide_custom.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2zglqzNZxTUcN6m6S6aHfOuDCTey0i HaRP-jAgaEaqZeZGhxx

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--_L-bPlGrAU/TWBgNOfJ74I/AAAAAAAAADo/6D7SC0YQODU/s1600/boy+racer.jpg

AllanB

15th November 2013, 17:04

Ferrari chopper.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Firstly if Ferrari decided to make a motorcycle WTF would they elect a chopper? Given there cars are all performance orientated surely it would be closer to a top line MV or similar?

AllanB

15th November 2013, 17:08

Best to let nature run it's course sometimes.

Wingnut

15th November 2013, 17:21

best to let nature run it's course sometimes.

wtf is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AllanB

15th November 2013, 17:31

Once Tori was attractive ........

See money does not always buy happiness. Or a happy ending!

SMOKEU

15th November 2013, 17:33

I think that is SMOKEU's father

Close....

Smokeus Mum!

You sick, perverted fuck.

Jeez Smoke. Where did you get those pickies of my Misses.

That's between me and her. ;)

That guy in front of the swastika-like flag was Eugene TerreBlanche. South African racist extremist. Died a wee while ago. Probably a good thing that he died too.

Not limp .. makes me want to reach for an armourlite ...

That guy sounded like a legend. Someone had to put those kaffirs in their place before they spread teh raep and AIDS.

nodrog

15th November 2013, 17:34

http://p.twimg.com/AtXqRvvCMAExnkT.jpg:large

Kickaha

15th November 2013, 17:35

Close....
Yeah your mum probabaly told you he was an "Uncle"

SMOKEU

15th November 2013, 17:35

Here's moar lulz.

http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/02/Honey-Boo-Boo.gif

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1025kiss.com/files/2012/10/Capture43-300x258.png

SMOKEU

15th November 2013, 17:36

Yeah your mum probabaly told you he was an "Uncle"

Something like that, yeah.

300weatherby

15th November 2013, 18:42

That guy in front of the swastika-like flag was Eugene TerreBlanche. South African racist extremist. Died a wee while ago. Probably a good thing that he died too.

Cheers for that, would be good if the extremists on the opposite side bit the dust also, the bleeding hearts forget that one lot will usually surface because the other exists.

Some on here have no idea what the black terrorists that eventually gained control of Rodesia did to the white farmers and their families over three decades. And it continues.

Small wonder you get black hating extremists, it's called cause and effect.

mossy1200

15th November 2013, 19:05

Limp wristed?

Kickaha

15th November 2013, 19:14

Some on here have no idea what the black terrorists that eventually gained control of Rodesia did to the white farmers and their families over three decades. And it continues.

By Black terrorists do you mean the local native population?

300weatherby

15th November 2013, 19:41

By Black terrorists do you mean the local native population?

No.

I mean the black TERRORISTS, who also raped, tortured, killed any of the black population that worked for or provided support for the white farmers, the black population suffers from the same people, the entire African contenant is divided on tribal lines, one allways seeking to suppress (in some cases, exterminate) the other, it is about power and rule, Africa is one of the most racist places on the planet, and was so long before the Dutch, English and French started empire building there.

EJK

15th November 2013, 20:04

husaberg

16th November 2013, 12:56

http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db210-too-much-sun.jpg

husaberg

16th November 2013, 12:57

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husaberg

16th November 2013, 13:05

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a359_Donatella.jpg

husaberg

16th November 2013, 13:07

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a359_Jackie.jpg

Tazz

16th November 2013, 13:07

Pretty much everyone on here....

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

XD

FlangMasterJ

16th November 2013, 14:37

Mother fucker! I was halfway through a protein shake when I scrolled onto the blue waffle pic!

FlangMasterJ

16th November 2013, 14:46

If the blue waffle pic can be in here......

Drew

16th November 2013, 18:04

If the blue waffle pic can be in here......She looks oddly happy, to being photographed naked.

Lets face it, lovely a girl as she might be, I doubt there's a flattering way for her to be viewed.

nodrog

16th November 2013, 18:49

If the blue waffle pic can be in here......

That's sort of what I imagine SMOKEU looks like. Sort of the south island version of Skidmark.

Geeen

17th November 2013, 17:36

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1101/home-made-chastity-belt-lozz28-demotivational-posters-1294642181.jpg

:sick::sick:

SMOKEU

17th November 2013, 17:45

That's sort of what I imagine SMOKEU looks like. Sort of the south island version of Skidmark.

It's your fantasy!

shafty

17th November 2013, 18:32

GGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOOSSS, who was responsible for that?! :brick:

AllanB

17th November 2013, 19:00

If the front looks like that how's the back. And more importantly if you have a arse that big how the feck to you wipe it?

Berries

17th November 2013, 23:09

Home made chastity belt? It's a built in pillow for when she has completely flogged you of energy and your jaw muscles no longer work.

Banditbandit

18th November 2013, 07:47

Thanks ever so for the offer, but no, Axle might though.......

Anyhoo- free speech is free speech, you retain the right to look down from your ivory tower, but only you are allowed an opinion or point of view?. No idea who that rooster is/was, but object to you implying you should shoot him for saying whatever it was he said. A man of principal and moral integrity would have sought to help me understand what Smokeu's dad did wrong, a man without such, would simply offer a typical left wing kneejerk reaction.

It is I, who holds the moral high ground here, for I would also defend YOUR right to free speech, despite the fact that you are a politically and socially correct, trendy lefty sandal wearing clueless tree hugger wearing rose tinted glasses.

Off to wash my sheet and polish my cross now, so I look sharp later.
See you at the meeting.:whistle:

As I said previously - it wasn't what he said it was what he did ... if you can't read with comprehension then I am sure I can recommend a good literacy learning programme for you ..

His name was Eugene Terreblanche and he was the leader of the white Afrikaaner party Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB). Yes - he was a racist ... he threatened civil war in South Africa to maintain a white rule and then advodated for a white supremist independent state ... but hey, as you say, that is all free speech ..

What he DID ...

In the late 1990s he spent time in jail for a racist assalt on a black petrol station attendent ... and for the attempted murder of a black security guard ...

If the racist fuck had kept to talking bullshit I would just think he was an arsehole .... but he put it into action ... a murderous racist fuck ..

Banditbandit

18th November 2013, 07:55

Cheers for that, would be good if the extremists on the opposite side bit the dust also, the bleeding hearts forget that one lot will usually surface because the other exists.

Some on here have no idea what the black terrorists that eventually gained control of Rodesia did to the white farmers and their families over three decades. And it continues.

Small wonder you get black hating extremists, it's called cause and effect.

Yeah yeah yeah .. What trhe fuck has Rhodesia got to do with Eugene Terreblanche ??? He was South African for God sake .. do you know the difference ???

Mugabe and his followers reversed the situation in Zimbabwe - treating the whites and they had treated the blacks ... South Africa under Mandela did not do that ... Mandela said that the blacks had suffered under oppresion, knew what that was like and, having experienced oppression, would not do that to another group of people ...

Zedder

18th November 2013, 10:25

Yeah yeah yeah .. What trhe fuck has Rohodesia got to do with Eugene Terreblanche ??? He was South African for God sake .. do you know the difference ???

Mugabe and his followers reversed the situation in Zimbabwe - treating the whites and they had treated the blacks ... South Africa under Mandela did not do that ... Mandela said that the blacks had suffered under oppresion, knew what that was like and, hang experienced oppression, would not do that to another group of people ...

Oppression is certainly not new and has been going on for thousands of years all around the world.

Africa had internal oppression long before the white settlers though. For example, Shaka Zula brought it to a whole new level within South Africa and reigned supreme until he was assassinated in 1828.

Closer to home, Tongans, who were called the Vikings of the South Pacific, had an empire that extended to Fiji, Samoa and Niue and of course NZ Maori are well known for their inter-tribal warfare.

It hasn't stopped, if it's not one side it's the other. Stupid humans.

MisterD

18th November 2013, 16:12

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/02/no-money-spent-yet-on-helen-clark-s-un-bid-1.jpg

AllanB

18th November 2013, 16:43

pete376403

18th November 2013, 19:37

I always pissed me off that for 9 years on PM wages she could not get her bloody front teeth fixed. Feck since she was representing NZ I'd have been happy to have my taxes go towards it. Must have been a lesbo thing I guess .........

She was vilified in the press for daring to have her hair styled. If she dared to have dental work done we would never had heard the end of it. Her job was to run the country, not look good.

husaberg

18th November 2013, 19:53

Her job was to run the country, not look good.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED:laugh:

AllanB

18th November 2013, 20:26

Clockwork

19th November 2013, 07:09

She was vilified in the press for daring to have her hair styled. If she dared to have dental work done we would never had heard the end of it. Her job was to run the country, not look good.

Agreed.

Helen Clark had her faults but I so tired of the puerile way her detractors continually complain about her appearance.

Maybe they'd like ballot papers to have candidate's photo's. That way those that are too stupid to read could vote for someone who met there aesthetic requirements.

Swoop

19th November 2013, 14:04

Helen Clark had her faults but I so tired of the puerile way her detractors continually complain about her appearance.

Maybe they'd like ballot papers to have candidate's photo's. That way those that are too stupid to read could vote for someone who met there aesthetic requirements.
Perhaps you'd like to make that comment know to the liarbour party? Remember that THEY doctored the election billboard posters to make her unrecognisable with fancy hair and fixed teeth?

Clockwork

20th November 2013, 04:58

Perhaps you'd like to make that comment know to the liarbour party? Remember that THEY doctored the election billboard posters to make her unrecognisable with fancy hair and fixed teeth?

Yeah.... well unfortunately an idiots votes counts for as much as anyone else's.

Maha

21st November 2013, 11:26

Skidmark sitting on my FZ8, I had to sell it soon after :weep:

unstuck

21st November 2013, 13:08

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bb7FZalWSV0/R_Zi_YfkynI/AAAAAAAAATY/nyOwz3Mn-mM/s320/Nana+Mouskouri+-+Gold+Greatest+Hits.jpg

AllanB

21st November 2013, 19:04

So wrong ......

Drew

21st November 2013, 19:10

So wrong ......Dude, that's fucken awesome!

AllanB

21st November 2013, 19:12

Dude, that's fucken awesome!

Shit Drew I just don't get you!!! I think you need help ...... ;)

Drew

21st November 2013, 19:21

Shit Drew I just don't get you!!! I think you need help ...... ;)No way man. That's proper cool!

mossy1200

21st November 2013, 19:42

No way man. That's proper cool!

Bit like a quality hooker. You would ride it but would you want to own it?

Drew

22nd November 2013, 05:33

Bit like a quality hooker. You would ride it but would you want to own it?Never had a rental, so I'm not qualified to answer on that score. But I'd own and ride the 'chopped' Ducati in a heart beat.

Why do people not like it? It's not like it's a waste of a decent bike. It's a poxy air cooled single cam shitter to start with. I'd prefer if it started life as a 998. Or better yet, a Penigale so I didn't have to listen to the fucken stupid clutch!

mossy1200

22nd November 2013, 05:54

Never had a rental, so I'm not qualified to answer on that score. But I'd own and ride the 'chopped' Ducati in a heart beat.

Why do people not like it? It's not like it's a waste of a decent bike. It's a poxy air cooled single cam shitter to start with. I'd prefer if it started life as a 998. Or better yet, a Penigale so I didn't have to listen to the fucken stupid clutch!

Ill give you. Its better than stock.

AllanB

28th November 2013, 22:56

that you Drew????

Drew

29th November 2013, 06:45

that you Drew????

Na, this one is fucken queer. What's up with the tank/headstock?

BoristheBiter

18th February 2014, 13:34

riding in tennis shoes :facepalm:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1661702_601430273268870_751050263_n.jpg

Banditbandit

18th February 2014, 13:45

This would certainly make me go limp.

http://secondwindpub.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/jackie140912.jpg

EJK

18th February 2014, 13:55

I'd hit it...

...with a baseball bat...

...with nail spikes.

husaberg

18th February 2014, 17:54

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/a-minor-fugly-sunburn.jpg

AllanB

18th February 2014, 18:02

Jeepers - it's rough when your own thread makes you ill!!!!!

John_H

18th February 2014, 18:30

Check out this crime against humanity.

293829

Banditbandit

19th February 2014, 09:27

Check out this crime against humanity.

Yeah ... Buell's gone now anyway ...

husaberg

19th February 2014, 15:27

Yeah ... Buell's gone now anyway ...

Eric's back without Harley EB something?

Banditbandit

19th February 2014, 15:32

And today's effort at birth control ....

http://www.welaf.com/uploads/201011/14/imgs/1289790617_omg-ugliest-teeth.jpg

gammaguy

19th February 2014, 15:47

And today's effort at birth control ....

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I'll just have a blow job thanks........ Oh wait

Drew

19th February 2014, 17:59

riding in tennis shoes :facepalm:I call bullshit!

I question whether or not bike boots would have made any difference.

The de-gloving is too clean a line, to be caused by dragging on the road.

Look at the damage to the third and fourth metatarsal bones too, that's all impact.

The missing toe bones (phalanges I have just learned through google) could be explained by abrasive action, but I think the other injuries suggest it not to be the case.

To sum up, just more scaremongering. Jog on.

Tazz

19th February 2014, 18:04

And today's effort at birth control ....

Bit rough to disrespect athletes like that. You're looking at the World Apple Bobbing champion (83' to 88') there. Only stopped competing due to an unfortunate hairspray and open flame fondue incident.

BoristheBiter

19th February 2014, 18:08

I call bullshit!

I question whether or not bike boots would have made any difference.

The de-gloving is too clean a line, to be caused by dragging on the road.

Look at the damage to the third and fourth metatarsal bones too, that's all impact.

The missing toe bones (phalanges I have just learned through google) could be explained by abrasive action, but I think the other injuries suggest it not to be the case.

To sum up, just more scaremongering. Jog on.

Can you please show me where it says it is caused by dragging on the road or abrasion?

All it states is the guy was wearing tennis shoes when he crashed and I say yes proper boots would have made a difference.

Have a good run:niceone:

scumdog

19th February 2014, 18:12

If the blue waffle pic can be in here......

Shoot, them teeth could make a serious mess of a mans flange!:eek:

Drew

19th February 2014, 18:13

Can you please show me where it says it is caused by dragging on the road or abrasion?

All it states is the guy was wearing tennis shoes when he crashed and I say yes proper boots would have made a difference.

Have a good run:niceone:

How about you show me where I said anyone did mention it was caused by abrasion?

The picture is doing the rounds of face book, and I reckon it's a crock of shit. There's no corresponding link to anything about the accident to back it up.

It's just as likely that some do gooder fag that rides, saw a gross picture and added a tag line of their own imagining.

scumdog

19th February 2014, 18:16

that you Drew????

At least they didn't use a Harley eh!:niceone:

BoristheBiter

19th February 2014, 18:24

How about you show me where I said anyone did mention it was caused by abrasion?

The picture is doing the rounds of face book, and I reckon it's a crock of shit. There's no corresponding link to anything about the accident to back it up.

It's just as likely that some do gooder fag that rides, saw a gross picture and added a tag line of their own imagining.

I call bullshit!

I question whether or not bike boots would have made any difference.

The de-gloving is too clean a line, to be caused by dragging on the road. Here

Look at the damage to the third and fourth metatarsal bones too, that's all impact.

The missing toe bones (phalanges I have just learned through google) could be explained by abrasive action Here, but I think the other injuries suggest it not to be the case.

To sum up, just more scaremongering. Jog on.

Yep it could be, many things are faked on the internet.

Drew

19th February 2014, 18:30

Yep it could be, many things are faked on the internet.You seem to take what I have assumed and commented on, to mean I am refuting a statement or opinion. That was a mistake.

BoristheBiter

19th February 2014, 18:38

You seem to take what I have assumed and commented on, to mean I am refuting a statement or opinion. That was a mistake.

But you said it was a crock of shit, no other way to read that.

Drew

19th February 2014, 18:48

But you said it was a crock of shit, no other way to read that.

You seem to be doing a great job of not understanding what I'm saying.

My comments about a lack of abrasive evidence, was to point out a lack of common bike related injury. One I would expect to find on a foot that was actually only wearing tennis shoes, in a bike crash where it would make a difference to be wearing bike boots.

SMOKEU

19th February 2014, 19:11

http://www.thatsphucked.com/contents/member/mrphucked/photos/MidThumbs/Skank-Of-The-Week-January-13th-a95617fa-5.jpg

http://www.phuckedtube.com/contents/member/Mrphucked/photos/MidThumbs/Hoofed-Feet-Woman-4363c7ee-3.jpg

SMOKEU

19th February 2014, 19:17

http://www.phuckedtube.com/contents/member/mrphucked/photos/MidThumbs/Nastiest-Tits-Of-2013-b213343c-2.jpg

http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/PhuckedPeople/ugly-fat-chick.jpg

SMOKEU

19th February 2014, 19:22

Let's have moar pics!

husaberg

1st March 2014, 14:53

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=47507&d=1109557705

Grizzo

2nd March 2014, 06:46

You seem to be doing a great job of not understanding what I'm saying.

My comments about a lack of abrasive evidence, was to point out a lack of common bike related injury. One I would expect to find on a foot that was actually only wearing tennis shoes, in a bike crash where it would make a difference to be wearing bike boots.

Fuck dude, you've outed yourself. CSI fan all the way.
Gotta stay away from those popo shows fella.
End up Anal izing everything:bleh: