Hotel Call

[vifferman]

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised
in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on
my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves
in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs . . .
You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give
her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give
a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and
what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do It. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap
on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
baby. Now, how does that sound?"

And she replied "That sounds fantastic, but this is the front desk. For an
outside line you need to press 9."

[sir.pratt]

you've done that too?

[Sparky Bills]

Later an old wrinkley old woman knocks at your door.... :rofl:
"hi im the girl from the front desk"... :rofl:

[vifferman]

you've done that too?
Actually.... no.
I'd have to admit to being tempted, especially one year when I spent a total of 16 weeks in zadok's fair city. However, the nearest I got was inadvertantly overhearing some desperate character in the hotel room next door who was either watching porno with the TV too loud, or was enjoying Dial-a-Bonk room service. Either way, it was rather sleazy.

[placidfemme]

lol thats gotta suck

[myvice]

lol thats gotta suck
Probably part of the service...

[Jantar]

Actually.... no.
I'd have to admit to being tempted, especially one year when I spent a total of 16 weeks in zadok's fair city. However, the nearest I got was inadvertantly overhearing some desperate character in the hotel room next door who was either watching porno with the TV too loud, or was enjoying Dial-a-Bonk room service. Either way, it was rather sleazy.

So you've stayed at the old Waterloo before it closed down too?

[one fast tl1ooo]

Motel guest....


A man checked into a motel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so

he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone

books under 'Escorts and Massages'.


He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself

Erotica, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the

right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long

graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.... So he's in his room

and figures, what the hell.....and gives her a call.


'Hello?' the woman says. God she sounded sexy!


'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my

room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in

town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want

it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You

name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in

your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover

me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.......anything you want baby.

Now, how does that sound?'


She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to

dial 9'.