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ozjohnno
20th November 2013, 19:52
Hi guys,
I went and started posting on the coming to NZ thread without first introducing myself..... sorry about that, its just rude.

My name's Johnno and I am a motorcycling addict.

I came late into riding at 22 and have been riding now for the last 26 years. All of my riding up until this point has been on road, but I am going to buy myself a DR650 so I can go play in the dirt as well.

My bike history is as follows

1982 gsx250 (POS)
1986 FJ1100 (the boat anchor)
1992 CBR1000F (great touring bike)
2008 kwikasfuki ZX14 (simply awesome)
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S
1981 XJ550 project bike
and Beryl, my father's old 1986 BMW R65.

I love to ride and the hardest time I have ever had is after I highsided my ZX14 and speared head first into a tree back in 2010. I broke 9 vertabrae in my neck and spine, 6 ribs, sternum, collar bone and I had 2 brain bleeds that required me being put into a coma for a week to minimise brain damage.

When I woke up from my coma my first question was 'will I walk again?' followed closely by 'when can I ride again?'

I spent 3 weeks in hospital, followed by a further 4 weeks in Full time rehab, and I am only just coming to the end of rehab now 3 years later. I had to learn to drive again and learn to ride as well, but I must have been the only guy ever to show up at a 'P' plater course on a 1200 Ducati.

Then just last weekend I crashed again.

I was riding with Melbourne sportsbike riders on Beryl, and was doing a pretty good job of keeping up. I love overtaking 750 and sometimes litre sportsbikes on my club registered old girl, but the red mist descended, I got carried away and got caught out on a decreasing radius left turn.

I tried to adjust my line with the back brake, but I wound up locking up and the back end stepped out on me. Then to make matters worse I shut down the throttle, the back end gripped and I got flung off the bike.

As I flew through the air I remember calmly thinking 'this is gunna hurt', and I was not disappointed.

Some fella's from the ride showed up, they picked up my bike for me, got the old girl going again and I did a quick damage assesment. The front brake didnt work, the instrument panel glass was cracked, the windscreen was cracked, the handlebars were bent back towards the tank, but other than that, she seemed to be ok, so I climbed on, used my right hand to lift my left hand onto the handle bars (I couldnt lift it by itself), and headed home.

I rode about 15km to yarragon, and dropped into the yarragon ale house for a rest and a couple of beers with my mate cricky then rode another 80 or so km home.

When I got home, the girlfriend told me to get straight into the car and she took me to casualty where they told me I had broken my left scapula into 3 pieces.

So now I have 6 weeks off riding while it heals ..... and just when the weather was getting good too.

At least I will be ok for my trip across the ditch to see you guys in feb.

OZ

Akzle
20th November 2013, 19:56
way tl, dr.

BigAl
20th November 2013, 21:22
Ever thought of catching the bus?

haydes55
20th November 2013, 21:22
Maureen is a better rider than you.

Ride your own pace dude, race tracks are for heros.

ozjohnno
21st November 2013, 14:33
Maureen is a better rider than you.

Ride your own pace dude, race tracks are for heros.

Agreed, Who the hell is Maureen?

yod
21st November 2013, 14:49
Agreed, Who the hell is Maureen?

long story but trust me, she's a better rider than all of us put together....:weep:

welcome

kevfromcoro
21st November 2013, 16:48
Ever thought of catching the bus?
As he said.. you are going to stop assing off...
ss is expensive here....

ozjohnno
21st November 2013, 23:57
Yeah kev, I will stop assing off. This trip is all about getting to see all the things that mates have been sending me postcards of all these years, not seeing the inside of your hospitals.

I took beryl (86 model BMW R65) to the sportsbike riders club ride on the weekend to catch up with a mate who I hadnt seen for a while. People were looking at poor beryl making rude remarks about her. I decided then to uphold her honour and show them that she is not going to be sitting at the back putting along. Far from it, the R65 is an awesomely fun little jigger to ride and the short wheelbase and low centre of gravity means she can hold a lot of corner speed.

Add to this the torque of the little beast (between 3500 and 5000) and it can and will surprise quite a lot of the 'matching helmet. leathers and fairing' brigade.

Nothing says 'up yours' better than a late model litre sportsbike being overtaken in a corner by club registered 650cc boxer engine.

Anyways, I got a little too carried away and got caught out by a decreasing radius corner.

The worst part was that the bike is a family heirloom having passed to me from my father and I crashed it.

Beryl is ok, only a small amount of damage done, but thats not the point......... sorry dad

OZ

kevfromcoro
22nd November 2013, 05:48
good onya mate..NZ is a great place to ride... and you will find the bikers most helpful... (well most of them)
I had a BMW 800.. boxer motor. it was ok when I got it off the mark.. comfy thing
had to panniers on the back... and I could fit a slab in each on...
hope to see you in nz....
nothing like a good chat

BigAl
22nd November 2013, 06:15
Nice troll, not even an Aussie can be that stupid.

Fastmark
22nd November 2013, 06:57
Ever thought of catching the bus?

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