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bugjuice
8th April 2005, 09:51
was sent this. yuk.
<blockquote>A guy in St. Louis was driving to work when he heard a 'pop'. He
thought it sounded like a flat tire, though his ride wasn't affected.
After pulling over, checking the tires and finding them intact he opened
the hood to look at the motor. Before the hood was even all the way
open he jumped back in shock and knocked his head on the partially
opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were seeing! Nobody was
going to believe this!....you sure wouldn't have either! Fortunately, a
co-worker with a camera recognized him along side the road and stopped
to see if he could help. Check out the attachment jpg files to witness
for yourself the source of
his amazement. ......Now, this has to be right up there at the top of
the list of unusual but verified 'Reasons I was late for work'!!!!</blockquote>

vifferman
8th April 2005, 10:00
Dude, I don't think that's a weasel...:confused:

James Deuce
8th April 2005, 10:04
I just hurled on my keyboard.

Holy Roller
8th April 2005, 10:08
Someone trying to cook lunch on the move.
When skin splits heated ready to eat.
sorry thought it was another caption deal...... :whistle:

MSTRS
8th April 2005, 10:10
Debunks the popular myth that the old MOT were disbanded. Actually, they moved their officers to the States where, to this day, they continue the job of disrupting motorists going about their daily lives.

bugjuice
8th April 2005, 10:15
just thinking - mental note: Do not use snake as backup timing belt..

ManDownUnder
8th April 2005, 10:16
Case of bad design.

Honda should have gone for the heavy duty SN2000 - High pressure braided snake instead of the common or garden rat eating variety.

He'll need to get a new one now!

It's ok though - it's from the US (isn't it?) so they'll be able to sue someone.
MDU

Fryin Finn
8th April 2005, 11:52
Thats a python and a big un - probably someones pet. There'll be hell to pay :sick:

John
8th April 2005, 12:00
Looks asthough it was a very painfull death..

Stupid snakes lol.

inlinefour
8th April 2005, 12:55
taste good, eat now? :msn-wink:

Hitcher
8th April 2005, 13:07
That was a bit much for somebody with an irrational fear of reptiles, especially snakes...

John
8th April 2005, 13:09
That was a bit much for somebody with an irrational fear of reptiles, especially snakes...
hmpf!, what about trouser snakes?

(sorry temptation ... to much... must... not... sorry)

Hitcher
8th April 2005, 13:16
hmpf!, what about trouser snakes?
If they're not mine, then certainly!

bugjuice
8th April 2005, 13:21
If they're not mine, then certainly!
they're? how many you got? :confused:

Indiana_Jones
8th April 2005, 13:21
Yummy!

-Indy

John
8th April 2005, 13:24
they're? how many you got? :confused:
I'll donate to the cause...

I think he means that he is often offered ameny daily! Which is an upsetting thought in itself.

SPORK
8th April 2005, 18:54
Yummy!

-Indy
The trouser snakes? I always thought you were a bit suspect :bleh:

Indiana_Jones
8th April 2005, 19:16
Nothing like playing with the boys lol :shifty:

-Indy

John
8th April 2005, 19:26
Nothing like playing with the boys lol :shifty:

-Indy
Your TopGun attitude has gone to far...

First house bitch, now trouser snakes... Have you told your parents yet?? (p/t)

Ixion
8th April 2005, 21:35
I do not know if this advice is correct or not (perhaps some of the South African KB members may be able to confirm or deny), Anyway I am told that if tootling along and you notice that you are about to run over a snake (???!!!) you should speed up as much as possible and run over it. That way you kill it, slow down and it may rear up and strike (bike) or wind up in the engine compartment (as in thiscase)

Rainbow Wizard
8th April 2005, 22:01
'cause he's sure had a skin full :lol:

aff-man
9th April 2005, 01:00
Yes that is the case. In saffa land you eith avoid the snake as much as possible or you try and kill it.

Adders (usually puff-adders) like to sun themselves on the open roads (usually dirt) and sometimes can get caught up under your car. When the car stops and you step out you don't want a very pissed off snake a few cm away that can kill you in a couple hours.



Black mamba's are another that are notorious for road incidents and they kill in a matter of minutes

scumdog
9th April 2005, 02:30
Anyway it is spelt "weasel" FYI!!

Waylander
9th April 2005, 03:15
You people laugh and poke fun but have you ever tried snake meat? (and no I don't mean trouser snake you perverted monkeys:shifty: ) Python is good but Rattler or cottenmouth are best. Good eaten there, skin 'em, bone 'em (taking the bones out once again get your minds out the gutter) then toss them on the fire. Mmmmm kinda hungry for som rattler 'bout now.

NC
9th April 2005, 07:16
You people laugh and poke fun but have you ever tried snake meat? (and no I don't mean trouser snake you perverted monkeys:shifty: ) Python is good but Rattler or cottenmouth are best. Good eaten there, skin 'em, bone 'em (taking the bones out once again get your minds out the gutter) then toss them on the fire. Mmmmm kinda hungry for som rattler 'bout now.
Nope, that's why we laugh and poke fun...

Plus, something...just something tells me that I don't think customs or MAF would let snake meat into the country?

Oh don't you wako texians have that festival where you sit in a bath of rattlers and round up snakes and have a mass killing of them once a year? Sounds shitty..
'whacking day', perhaps?

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/what_registering_feels_like.jpg

StoneChucker
9th April 2005, 07:42
Personally, I think we should limit what we think is acceptable to be eaten, or we'll end up like certain OTHER uncivilised countries where it's funny to inflict cruelty on domestic animals, and then eat them :sick:

Waylander
9th April 2005, 11:11
No we don't have anything like 'whaking day' in Texas. When you go camping and a snake happens to slither into your campsite you kill it before it bites anybody (the poiseness ones anyway, non poisoness ones don't taste as good so we usually let them go) anyway you have a dead snake and there is no point wasting it. So just cook it up and there ya go, nice good meal and no one dies of snake venom.

WRT
26th August 2005, 14:30
Good thing he didnt go to check the oil before starting out . . .

Waylander
26th August 2005, 15:54
Repost mate. Check one of the joke threads I think.

Sniper
26th August 2005, 15:59
You know whats funny. Thats a burmese python. Its not found anywhere in St Louis unless its an escaped pet

bugjuice
26th August 2005, 16:19
was a bit before you time tho WRT..
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=10708

WRT
26th August 2005, 16:22
Whoops, sorry guys. Had thought that I had read all the jokes on this site . . . might be time to go back over them to see what else I have missed . . . tis a quiet arvo at work ;)

Waylander
26th August 2005, 16:24
Problem solved.:ride: Thanks for the link to the thread Buggy.

bugjuice
26th August 2005, 16:27
no problemo peeps.. just doin me bit ;)

Sniper
26th August 2005, 17:09
Buggy likes doing bits