Flirty Friday

[husaberg]

It been brought to my attention a while back that i are a compulsive flirt.
Its even been brought to my attention that i do it anadvertantly at times. cause i certainly didn't think i was.
Myself,,, i consider it good natured fun interactions with the opposite sex, and in my mind it is not necessarily intending to lead anywhere, but is an natural expression/extension of my sense of humour.
I wonder if it is just an inadvertent ego boost thing?
Why do the KB ladies do it.......... yes i do realise, i are also a bit of a perv. So your suspensions will be warranted.......

It seems that on KB here are a number of the seemingly female members that also do indulge...
Number one, Skirts, CC, and Trudes all spring to mind and i find their posts funny, but why.....

[Berries]

And there was me thinking you were a chick.

[husaberg]

Just a collection of pixels and binary code on the interwebby
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=290232&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1385283596

i note berries you seem undecided?

[Tazz]

And there was me thinking you were a chick.

Dude! It's a dude?!?!?!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq5xCHzocQBSb6YGZhiS-yYOoMalrkjdSPeRvqFydzXTeNuAIY

[husaberg]

i do indeed have one of those blokey things on my profile .
http://www.decodeunicode.org/de/data/glyph/196x196/2642.gif

[Deano]

Sexy chicks be sexy...if being friendly to the sexy ones (sexy, which is of course subjective) then what is wrong with some innocent fun.

[haydes55]

seemingly female members that also do indulge...
Number one, Skirts, CC, and Trudes .....




Seemingly female??? Haha you are a great flirt.

[cc rider]

Why do the KB ladies do it.......... yes i do realise i are also a bit of a perv.I play word games because I really enjoy quick wit humour. I find it stimulating & I only usually talk to people at work, so it's interaction for me.
There are so many funny fuckers on KB. Even the dumb fuckers are funny :shutup:

I'm not in NZ so am bit naughtier then some
Anyone who has met me knows I'm way too old & homely. Like one of those sex line workers :mobile:


It seems that on KB here are a number of the seemingly female members that also do indulge...Let me just hike my nun habit up over my ears & check to see if I'm a female... :gob:
Seemingly I am. Butt I could get the gurls to check if you like.

Number one, Skirts, CC, and Trudes all spring to mind and i find their posts funny, but why.....Cause we are funny beitches :killingme :rofl: :wings:
We don't take ourselves seriously. Infact we are just as happy taking the mickey out of ourselves. (Lucky mickey ;) )


Hope I didn't go too deep husa


Oh and husa, we know you are a perv, butt who here ain't :blip:

CC

[cc rider]

i do have one of those blokey things indeed.If ya like we could have a girls look :soon:

[husaberg]

Sexy chicks be sexy...if being friendly to the sexy ones (sexy, which is of course subjective) then what is wrong with some innocent fun.

Sexy is subjective for sure, but the mind is where sexy is decided, i think its near impossible to flirt with a beautiful women with a low level of intelligence.....

[husaberg]

I play word games because I really enjoy quick wit humour. I find it stimulating & I only usually talk to people at work, so it's interaction for me.
There are so many funny fuckers on KB. Even the dumb fuckers are funny :shutup:

I'm not in NZ so am bit naughtier then some
Anyone who has met me knows I'm way too old & homely. Like one of those sex line workers :mobile:

Let me just hike my nun habit up over my ears & check to see if I'm a female... :gob:
Seemingly I am. Butt I could get the gurls to check if you like.
Cause we are funny beitches :killingme :rofl: :wings:
We don't take ourselves seriously. Infact we are just as happy taking the mickey out of ourselves. (Lucky mickey ;) )

Hope I didn't go too deep husa

Oh and husa, we know you are a perv, butt who here ain't :blip:

CC


If ya like we could have a girls look :soon:

say what? the sex line workers are not all young sexy girley mag models, that's an outage.
An expression of wit and a mild form of flattery, i guess an indulgence sounds about right, we all like to indulge ourselves and others a little bit.

i like to think i am avid admirer of the female form. Yes i can find them all stimulating
Yet i seem to value humor and intelligence above moist other things........

Come on CC, youre beating arround the bush, you know confidence is what's really a women's sexist quality........
Re the girls look... Unfortunately i have a gagging order on me at the moment that excludes me from commenting:bye:

So where are all the other Bee-archs....i am also interested in what they can add.....they should front up and fess up and flirt up,
Most of the time they are not so shy that they are backwards in coming forwards...........:bleh:

[husaberg]

What's there to be curious about? I have my own fanny to play with. I know how it works and what it likes.


Indeed that was very naughty of you... 278779


Sweet deal Rach, certainly a once in a life time adventure (well, until next year maybe eh ;))

just noticed Number one has not been arround for a while lost to facebook?

it has just occurred to me that maybe flirting is about fulfilling something that is missing.....

[Stirts]

It been brought to my attention a while back that i are a compulsive flirt.
Why do the KB ladies do it.......... yes i do realise, i are also a bit of a perv. So your suspensions will be warranted.......

It seems that on KB here are a number of the seemingly female members that also do indulge...
Number one, Skirts, CC, and Trudes all spring to mind and i find their posts funny, but why.....

:Oi: Mr Hussieberg, don't you be painting me with the flirty brush. As CC says below...



Cause we are funny beitches :killingme :rofl: :wings:
We don't take ourselves seriously. Infact we are just as happy taking the mickey out of ourselves. (Lucky mickey ;) )

I just have a sick sense of humour and love taking the piss. Is that really being a flirt? I guess everyone has a different interpretation of what flirting is.

[husaberg]

:Oi: Mr Hussieberg, don't you be painting me with the flirty brush. As CC says below...

I just have a sick sense of humour and love taking the piss. Is that really being a flirt? I guess everyone has a different interpretation of what flirting is.

I am sorry..... so you are just "taking the mickey" with cc
and here i are now painting you with the flirty brush, As we were then........
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/bkennedy2411/KateWinsletTitanic.jpg
OK I'll ask as you haven't yet offered.... so what is your interpretation of flirting Shorty?
when does Durty talk become flirty talk for you?
Before we do... i say slow down a lil bit its kinda too soon to be talking of love.
we have all night....we barely know each other......
lets just get down to the Q&A before the T&A........


:killingme
I see you are a firm believer in the "Goodman's Law"...
Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.


I am not really a legs kinda girl, I prefer...
cock

PS "taking the Piss" golden line

[Trudes]

I've just got a filthy mind. :innocent:
I also enjoy partaking in mild sexual harassment at work which is totally verbal of course. It breaks the monotony and is a bit of a laugh as long as nobody takes it seriously. :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure the online "flirting" that you refer to that Stirts, Number One and I partook in was predominantly something shared between fellow filthy minded women folk. Why, I don't know, cause we're all dirty minded wenches who enjoy the wit and a laugh and know it can be done without anyone thinking it's something it's not...... and it's funny watching some of the blokes getting themselves all worked up about it. :)

[husaberg]

I've just got a filthy mind. :innocent:
I also enjoy partaking in mild sexual harassment at work which is totally verbal of course. It breaks the monotony and is a bit of a laugh as long as nobody takes it seriously. :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure the online "flirting" that you refer to that Stirts, Number One and I partook in was predominantly something shared between fellow filthy minded women folk. Why, I don't know, cause we're all dirty minded wenches who enjoy the wit and a laugh and know it can be done without anyone thinking it's something it's not...... and it's funny watching some of the blokes getting themselves all worked up about it. :)

I enjoyed that reply, still i think it could tale a little more probing to get to the bottom of it. but i think it's closer..........



Myself,,, i consider it good natured fun interactions with the opposite sex, and in my mind it is not necessarily intending to lead anywhere, but is an natural expression/extension of my sense of humour.
I wonder if it is just an inadvertent ego boost thing?
Why do the KB ladies do it.......... yes i do realise, i are also a bit of a perv. So your suspussions will be warranted.......

It seems that on KB here are a number of the seemingly female members that also do indulge...
Number one, Skirts, CC, and Trudes all spring to mind and i find their posts funny, but why.....

this was my first post it says pretty much what you did, For you is "flirt" not the right word.
does flirt as a word carry to many negative connotations for the fairer sex.

[swtfa]

I've just got a filthy mind. :innocent:
I also enjoy partaking in mild sexual harassment at work which is totally verbal of course. It breaks the monotony and is a bit of a laugh as long as nobody takes it seriously. :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure the online "flirting" that you refer to that Stirts, Number One and I partook in was predominantly something shared between fellow filthy minded women folk. Why, I don't know, cause we're all dirty minded wenches who enjoy the wit and a laugh and know it can be done without anyone thinking it's something it's not...... and it's funny watching some of the blokes getting themselves all worked up about it. :)

+1 Ditto that

I enjoy your flirtatious ways husaberg ;)

[husaberg]

+1 Ditto that

I enjoy your flirtatious ways husaberg ;)
Sorry for missing you from the first post Swifta........

wit is all good fun..........
I guess the ladies might purfur the terms witty playful banter with mild sexual undertones.
We still haven't touched to much on the whys, mealy brushed the surface....

[Trudes]

I just don't know if flirting would be the word I would use for having a bit of fun with members of the same sex. I would just call it having a bit of a laugh with ya mates.

[husaberg]

I just don't know if flirting would be the word I would use for having a bit of fun with members of the same sex. I would just call it having a bit of a laugh with ya mates.

Shit talk? but why not use the word, Is it sexist, or is the the conotations of the word....
When wood you use the term Flirting or Flirty.....Only with members of the opposite sex. or the preferred sex, based on orientation and only if interested in copulation.
I do realise i might be placing in a position you don't wish to be in. By asking leading and revealing questions, But do people take other people and their possible reactions far to seriously.
Has political correctness stymied interactions to the point where people are to afraid to be honest on what is natural interactions between confident sexual beings

[Trudes]

You're giving me a headache.
I only used "" around the word flirt because it was the word you used but not the word I would use for interactions you were bringing to mind. I guess I would never have called those interactions "flirting" as that is not the intent behind the interaction as far as I'm concerned.
Sorry, I spend way too long writing legal documents and having to explain my reason for living to legal types.

[husaberg]

You're giving me a headache.
I only used "" around the word flirt because it was the word you used but not the word I would use for interactions you were bringing to mind. I guess I would never have called those interactions "flirting" as that is not the intent behind the interaction as far as I'm concerned.
Sorry, I spend way too long writing legal documents and having to explain my reason for living to legal types.

Sincerely sorry Trudes if i have caused you offense, I think you maybe are taking me far too seriously.....

[Trudes]

Sorry Trudes you are taking me far to seriously

Cool. And some more words to make up 10 characters

[husaberg]

Appreciably frosty :cold:but fair nevertheless...........i edited the bit above i guess, after you initially quoted me.....
i trolled this of the net.....

'Flirting for fun'
At one level, you can flirt with more or less anyone. An exchange of admiring glances or a bit of light-hearted flirtatious banter can brighten the day, raise self-esteem and strengthen social bonds. Flirtation at this level is harmless fun, and only the stuffiest killjoys could possibly have any objections.
I enjoy injecting lighthearted filth into normal conversations, I see it as a challenge, when skillfully done it can be an artform.

[Stirts]

does flirt as a word carry to many negative connotations for the fairer sex.

No and yes. A woman who flirts is more often than not considered a cock tease, a man that partakes in flirting is a player. Just like a woman sleeps around she is a slut, a man sleeps around and he is a stud...is it fair that our society tags us with these? No. But unfortunately that is the way of our world.

My interpretation of flirting is all about showing sexual interest in a guy, and I will only partake if I have the intent of getting down and dirty...pure and simple. I think there is too grey area to really put a stamp on what is flirting and what isn't, as everyone has their own interpretation of it. Past experience has taught me some guys think you are flirting with them when you are merely talking to them *sigh*

My intent with those quotes you have referred to is purely and simply ... a girl with a dirty mind taking the piss.

[husaberg]

No and yes. A woman who flirts is more often than not considered a cock tease, a man that partakes in flirting is a player. Just like a woman sleeps around she is a slut, a man sleeps around and he is a stud...is it fair that our society tags us with these? No. But unfortunately that is the way of our world.

My interpretation of flirting is all about showing sexual interest in a guy, and I will only partake if I have the intent of getting down and dirty...pure and simple. I think there is too grey area to really put a stamp on what is flirting and what isn't, as everyone has their own interpretation of it. Past experience has taught me some guys think you are flirting with them when you are merely talking to them *sigh*

My intent with those quotes you have referred to is purely and simply ... a girl with a dirty mind taking the piss.

Yes its a sad reflection that society judges behavior differently, but remember societies expectation are derived half from women point of view.
Personally as a observation based on my experience(without meaning to be inflammatory) i think women can and often are more judgmental towards other women's behavior than most men are.

Personally I see flirting as two separate forms the social one,which is about fun and mirth.
The second which is overt flirting, ie with intent.
I daily indulge in the first, but exceptionally rarely in the second.

Yes personally i too think men on the whole are not as good at picking the difference between banter,friendliness, and overt flirting, maybe its just because we are eternal optimists.:whistle:
Or maybe the fairer sex's signals are more subtle. Some guys are even totally unaware of a women's overt sexual hints.

A dirty mind and piss taking are great........ So Don't go a changing skirts. (or Trudes) or anyone else
PS i enjoyed how you opened with the No and the Yes...keep us guys guessing very very clever shorty......

[Berries]

Ok, how many wanks has husaberg had while reading this thread under the duvet?


So Don't go a changing skirts.
Pervert.

[husaberg]

Ok, how many wanks has husaberg had while reading this thread under the duvet?


Pervert.
Gee I think you are just trying to butter me up berries. Which is kinda sweet, For a little winey tart.
Perverted ...yeah of course, never said i wasn't. In fact pretty sure i intimated i was.
But just how long did it take you to twig on?
Is the question open to anyone? Can i enter Berries? ,can I? Or is it Forbidden Berries? Whats the prize? Just what is the just desert.
How do we decide the winner? Will you pick it? You must have some big balls Berries...butt wood they stand out in a skirt?
I can say no yogurt was spread on my duvet. So tootle pip berries time for Breakfast... Just one last toast to you berries Tis the season....
Did you like the last Punit waz just for you.;)

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=290232&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1385283596

[unstuck]

Ok, how many wanks has husaberg had while reading this thread under the duvet?


Pervert.

12, Per hour. But he will never beat me.

Take it any way you want.:shifty:


And how did you know my nickname.:crazy:

[avgas]

Let me just hike my nun habit up over my ears & check to see if I'm a female... :gob:
Seemingly I am. Butt I could get the gurls to check if you like.
hang on....do that again....I didn't have the camera ready.......all I got was what looks like the ghost of a KKK member.

[avgas]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mmRJ9Z8uE_w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[husaberg]

Let me just hike my nun habit up over my ears & check to see if I'm a female... :gob:


I once fell in lust with one of those black and Whites nymphs once,We shared a romantic candlelight moment. I know i am no adulter boy and its a cardinanal sin, butt Christ its a Hard Habit to brake.
Life like that sometimes its not always black and white, sometimes there is shades of Grey.

My First Time
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

[EJK]

<img width="600" src="http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/LOLPics-Bitches-Loves-Credit-Cards.jpg" />

[roogazza]

Witty,chatty, which is what I am apparently. But now at my age younger women quite often say "my dad does or says that" !
Makes you think, stop doing that you silly old fart !

Still can get caught out when they're getting more towards their 40s, and they call my bluff ! :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

Witty,chatty, which is what I am apparently. But now at my age younger women quite often say "my dad does or says that" !
Makes you think, stop doing that you silly old fart !

Still can get caught out when they're getting more towards their 40s, and they call my bluff ! :rolleyes:

You may need a firmer hand with the younger ones, esp those with daddy issues....Tell them they have been a naughty naughty girl...they might want a spank to come back into line.
With the older ones if they do call your bluff you might be in a pickle, If they do back you in to a corner Stick it too them, come out all guns a blazing
Another pearl of wisdom is to invite them out for Oysters before they clam up. Nothing beats Surf and turf..boneapetite

[Indiana_Jones]

Dry one in the bum?

-Indy

[husaberg]

Dry one in the bum?

-Indy

O kay it could work with "Surprise" dry wit, if your in a bind, Butt to get them to bend to your will, it might be more effuctive to butter them up furst.:buggerd:
You could find them more a comma dating to your requests from their on in.
It could turn there legs to jelly....But beeSore to Ram home any advantage once the cat is out of the bag.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=290232&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1385283596

[husaberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a27937d787b5d87b4334a3c611a7ff4f/tumblr_mvh4s2o5Qc1sf0v9no1_500.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9eza11eDo1r7dslf.gif
http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Laura-Prepon-Orange-is-the-New-Black-eyebrow.gif
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ceOB15OC2oU/UYA6yCO3r-I/AAAAAAAAATY/U96KPMepKCI/s1600/Flirty_look_ariana.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgwpcvITCE1qzbl7f.gif
http://i.imgur.com/vua5Q.gif
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380222758/680686.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/c97852fd511afc250152ea33231e6931/tumblr_mkhfpnfhuz1rbeyf9o1_500.gif
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1381103396/4208538.gif
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1381885544/5378092.gif
http://data.whicdn.com/images/74644407/large.gif

[cc rider]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler

[husaberg]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler

I do have the odd involuntary spasm:whistle:4,5,11
I also have a rather unique turn of phase at times.

[cc rider]

I do have the odd involuntary spasm:whistle:4,5,11
I also have a rather unique turn of phase at time.More like a voluntary jerking I would venture :blink:

Wouldn't think it hard being eunuch


:bleh:

[husaberg]

More like a voluntary jerking I would venture :blink:

Wouldn't think it hard being eunuch


:bleh:

come on. I like to inspire thought, Affirmative action rather than beat about the bush.
euneed to think laterally.........Eunuch corn is not extinct its just a lil shy.

[husaberg]

Seen this a thought of someone..........
http://www.slapcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/beautiful.jpg

[cc rider]

Spotted person in glass reflection :laugh:

[husaberg]

oh no a spotted face......A bit of cream should have that cleared up lickety split (in a jiffy).........:msn-wink:

[avgas]

It's like you have a form of tourettes hus-burgler
You try thinking straight with half your blood flow going to your flaps...........Men suffer a debilitating disorder when talking to attractive females.

This is why all the good female hair styles are 100% gay men. If there is the slight inclination of sexual arousal all women would have haircuts like Marge Simpson.

[oldrider]

My god will I survive this day? I have this raging vision of cc rider's engorged flaps and Marge Simpson's hair style! :eek: .... :wacko:

There should be a test before posting on this thread! :lol:

[Banditbandit]

You mean ... mean ... at the same time ??? Blue hair all the way to the ground ??

[oldrider]

A little bit on/off topic for this thread but I was looking about the nett when a book review popped up on the side and I wondered how it got it's name?

The book is called "A round heeled woman" written by Jane Juska!

I Googled the term "Round heeled woman" and discovered that it is an old term used mostly around the 1950's and "I" had never ever heard of it!

Here is a link: http://www.amazon.com/Round-Heeled-Woman-Late-Life-Adventures-Romance/dp/0812967879

I was wondering if anybody out there had ever heard of it or heard it used at all?

My own personal opinion about such terms and phrases to describe any woman (especially by men) tells us more about the user than the person described as such.

[husaberg]

You try thinking straight with half your blood flow going to your flaps...........Men suffer a debilitating disorder when talking to attractive females.

This is why all the good female hair styles are 100% gay men. If there is the slight inclination of sexual arousal all women would have haircuts like Marge Simpson.

Always make me giggle when woman mention men can't multitask:innocent:

[cc rider]

http://youtu.be/XXfmjMlPEic

[avgas]

Always make me giggle when woman mention men can't multitask:innocent:
Multi-task? I swear the average guy could be a savant if he didn't have a dick.
This is why we are considered Old wise men in later years - we lose the use of it......so suddenly we have more brain power. Then we lose that also and are called senile.
The Eunice thing is starting to make sense now. Perhaps we would be pure genius if we all looked like Ken dolls.

[oldrider]

Multi-task? I swear the average guy could be a savant if he didn't have a dick.
This is why we are considered Old wise men in later years - we lose the use of it......so suddenly we have more brain power. Then we lose that also and are called senile.
The Eunice thing is starting to make sense now. Perhaps we would be pure genius if we all looked like Ken dolls.

Hey, speak for your self ... I asked my 88 year old (at the time) grandfather who was living with his girlfriend, at what age do your bits stop working?

He looked at me quizikly and said you will have to ask someone older than me!

You will have to ask someone older than me too but I will accept the more brain power although the senile quip is probably appropriate at times! :lol: ( and it's John not Ken)

[Banditbandit]

A little bit on/off topic for this thread but I was looking about the nett when a book review popped up on the side and I wondered how it got it's name?

The book is called "A round heeled woman" written by Jane Juska!

I Googled the term "Round heeled woman" and discovered that it is an old term used mostly around the 1950's and "I" had never ever heard of it!

Here is a link: http://www.amazon.com/Round-Heeled-Woman-Late-Life-Adventures-Romance/dp/0812967879

I was wondering if anybody out there had ever heard of it or heard it used at all?

My own personal opinion about such terms and phrases to describe any woman (especially by men) tells us more about the user than the person described as such.


I've heard the term used - and understood it meant what you say ...

I've never used it myself ...

[Number One]

I've just got a filthy mind. :innocent:
I also enjoy partaking in mild sexual harassment at work which is totally verbal of course. It breaks the monotony and is a bit of a laugh as long as nobody takes it seriously. :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure the online "flirting" that you refer to that Stirts, Number One and I partook in was predominantly something shared between fellow filthy minded women folk. Why, I don't know, cause we're all dirty minded wenches who enjoy the wit and a laugh and know it can be done without anyone thinking it's something it's not...... and it's funny watching some of the blokes getting themselves all worked up about it. :)

What she said and btw... Nothing missing in real life just highly sexual and always down for a giggle.

I left KB because... Well too much bullshit

[Number One]

I enjoy injecting lighthearted filth into normal conversations, I see it as a challenge, when skillfully done it can be an artform.

Yes! That right there and some chars

[husaberg]

What she said and btw... Nothing missing in real life just highly sexual and always down for a giggle.

I left KB because... Well too much bullshit

A filthy mind is endearing quality. If there is one thing i would like to do, before playing the last ace up my sleeve in this life long game of poker well it is to call your bluff, But alas there is so many loose ends left undone already.
Welcome back your bitcharifficness........

[Number One]

A filthy mind is endearing quality. If there is one thing i would like to do, before playing the last ace up my sleeve in this life long game of poker well it is to call your bluff, But alas there is so many loose ends left undone already.
Welcome back your bitcharifficness........

You could call my bluff all day but I doubt she'd cum ;P

Not back,..just summoned from my KB grave by your quote notification. Merry Christmas all the same!

[husaberg]

You could call my bluff all day but I doubt she'd cum ;P

Not back,..just summoned from my KB grave by your quote notification. Merry Christmas all the same!

Ho ho ho and bar hummmmmmm bug butt Merry was no virgin ............sorry couldn't pull the wool over your eyes with that one,
but its great to get a lil peep out of you all the same..........
Bluff haha all what comes to mind is oysters and clams........ glad your Back...now where to draw the line......... def prior to rigor mortis anyway?
Keep up the keeping up i guess:whistle::whistle:

[husaberg]

Summer lovin had me a blast
Summer rubbin happened so fast
I met a girl she's crazy obviously
then again, shes only human and i'm as cute as can be
She got friendly, stroking my watering can
Then we got friendly down in the divan.

I am sweet just turned 14....
She was Cougar well obviously
My Summer jeans were ripped at the seams.
Summer rubb'in had me a blast.
But, oh, oh those summer nights............

[Number One]

Summer lovin had me a blast
Summer rubbin happened so fast
I met a girl she's crazy obviously
then again, shes only human and i'm as cute as can be
She got friendly, stroking my watering can
Then we got friendly down in the divan.

I am sweet just turned 14....
She was Cougar well obviously
My Summer jeans were ripped at the seams.
Summer rubb'in had me a blast.
But, oh, oh those summer nights............

You need to get out more :bleh:

[husaberg]

You need to get out more :bleh:

It would be nice to get out more often.. Now where's my lead.....

Its just maybe i feel i need some more encourage-aball-mint to enable me to pawseed..

With the balls in your courtesan, whats your bestest proseed your to sucseed.....:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Its friday............just saying.......
Mmm.... checks larder..... nearly out of Duct Tape and Robitussin ,sorry robitinol......

[husaberg]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDjJav8E5qBx3nJgYNROWVXqTt1RI3U Yvz0NWFMFOfre-m30Sc

http://files.sharenator.com/39320c3927e7c2ceda5f0d0c600cfa8d523cc7cd_1_Some_Fu nnies_FOR_FREE-s536x467-289097-580.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E9ARN25gpEc/TyErdSfgz-I/AAAAAAAAFK8/Bqb2NOaECWE/s1600/facebook%2Bfunnies%2Bsex%2Bon%2Bfacebook.jpg

http://media.rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181685.jpg

Boink iphone app save having to talk to people. guess a dude invented it:nono:
http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/06/dirty-bink-app-matches-perfect-sex-mate

[husaberg]

Boy: "What's its gonna take for you to come home with me?"
Girl: "Chloroform!"

Boy: Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
Girl: Red Light!
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!

[husaberg]

Ok
Words expressed below are well expressed below.
Deep aye.
I plumb new depths...

[husaberg]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm30qsmr501qzwilpo1_400.gif

[unstuck]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_ldfv9iDOqC1qes7kjo1_500.png:bleh::bleh::ble h:

[unstuck]

http://www.egotripland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/AD_WeAintNeverScared.jpg

[husaberg]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/iphone-5s-got-bitches-like.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MXuBBCY.gif

http://i.imgur.com/0Tvrc9G.gif
http://images.rapgenius.com/c219f12af0084c958e446313224b7dac.400x218x27.gif

[husaberg]

Cat gone stole my heart...................
Metaphorically speaking..............I guess

Shame i only post pictures and never words.....................

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79poj5YyT1qzwilpo1_500.png

[husaberg]

Its Friday and i have had to a muse myself again:msn-wink:
I have used another's words against them, i hope they approve............
If Knot, Its not as if they didn't know i are a naughty boy..............
Two virsins................

[husaberg]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3z89nl5UE1qzwilpo1_500.png
Pictures speak a thousand words, thoughts speck what the mind truly wants. Words speck only what we think we can get away with............

[husaberg]

Could be worse........... you could work with this

[husaberg]

murmrrrrr mumble...........

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=295023&d=1395199923

[husaberg]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7bgollyrS1qzwilpo1_500.png

[husaberg]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5v7ugvb8s1qco2awo1_500.jpg

I often consider if swifta has a even hotter sister
I do wonder how could Number One be as bitcharific as she makes herself out to be.....
I often muse the midget has no golden lower hues
I also doubt Stirts undergarments are as brief as she says they are
Also how could it be, that CC's virginity is as intact as she makes it to be
Indeed is Juniper lil kitty even half as shitty as its makes out it is.
So how could it be that Trudes is the total prude she pretests to be.
Is newbi for one anywhere near ass fun as she posts she be...........
I will guess , i will have to wait and see.:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Poetic injustice

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ogkxg9GR1qzwilpo1_500.png

[husaberg]

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/08/33/5/719/7191581/cecf87a26305585e_tumblr_kzd3l1vLNa1qzimpzo1_500.pn g

[gjm]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to husaberg again."

Oh well. Hopefully the thought counts for something. :)

[husaberg]

http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/6/89/309/89309571_victoriajusticedevushkakrovatshortyFavimr u7119.jpg


"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to husaberg again."

Oh well. Hopefully the thought counts for something. :)

Of course it does, a stranger read it and didn't totally hate it...........:eek:\
That about as winning as i get at the moment:pinch:
I wrote most of them for a Muse.... which seems not so fussed by them (or me) at all of late.......Angst

I get to work with (and observe) the sociopath mentioned in a couple of them................

But i should write and post less and ride the berg more then finish some projects.

[husaberg]

Yes i know not my bestest work...
http://wallpapersandvideo.com/wp-content/gallery/sexy-girl-gif-set-1/tumblr_lx1orlgrha1qzwilpo1_400.gif

[husaberg]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=35709688

[husaberg]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4902531884_5be9c2e949_m.jpg

[husaberg]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=35709587

[Gremlin]

Lucky you're not obsessed aye Husa?

[husaberg]

<img src="http://distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com/3a82891aac5511e2aa6722000a9f393e_7.jpg" width="340px"/>


Lucky you're not obsessed aye Husa?

I think the correct term is "possessed":msn-wink:
Its meant to be good for you in'it........
I wouldn't be taking;) me too seriously though.........
I might be full of shit.................

[husaberg]

Bar humbugg:yawn:

<img src="http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/ade00c8cb16011e383b2126340ea88a9_8.jpg" width="340px"/>

[AllanB]

Raining in Christchurch - a good day to crack out the 'moist' word :2thumbsup

[husaberg]

Raining in Christchurch - a good day to crack out the 'moist' word :2thumbsup

Are you throwing a proverbial blanket on me<_<

[husaberg]

Only fools and horses for courses

[avgas]

296032

If only I could swim,
That would be the thing,
I would come over to see your beauty,
Admiring everything,

We would talk a while,
Share a wine in style,
later on we will fuck,
and I will leave you with a smile.

[husaberg]

Someone asked for a poem about kittens.........

[husaberg]

directions

[carbonhed]

Creepy.


And ten other characters.

[husaberg]

woof ...............:bleh:

10 more poems then

[husaberg]

9 more........

[Banditbandit]

9 more........

FUCK .. I know - you're A CHICK .. you've been fooling us all along ... you're really a chick aren't you ???

[Tazz]

Only fools and horses for courses

I think I know some of her relatives...


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ToRk1O9PQTA/TFB71uV-DhI/AAAAAAAAAg0/ArYla0Gr0Ng/s1242/Pam%2BClown%2BCollege%2BGrad%2BNite%2B4%2Bcopy.jpg

[husaberg]

FUCK .. I know - you're A CHICK .. you've been fooling us all along ... you're really a chick aren't you ???

Well put it like this.... "just because i also, would never have sex with you, doesn't necessarily mean i am a chick" :msn-wink:


I think I know some of her relatives...


Wow that's a big picture......... Can Bandit see it?

[Tazz]

Well put it like this.... "just because i also, would never have sex with you, doesn't necessarily mean i am a chick" :msn-wink:


Wow that's a big picture......... Can Bandit see it?

:o Well, I don't like to brag...but it sure is. Cheers bro.

[Banditbandit]

Well put it like this.... "just because i also, would never have sex with you, doesn't necessarily mean i am a chick" :msn-wink:




I was not referring to who you would like to have sex with (and just for the record, I don't fuck freaky chicks) ... I was referring to your liking of the short emotive shit-philosophy poems you keep posting ... these are much loved by the pubescent young women who's pictures you also post ... indicating you're really a chick ... probably playing for the other team as well ...

[avgas]

Dressed in white satin, never reaching the end, letters I've written......

[husaberg]

I was not referring to who you would like to have sex with (and just for the record, I don't fuck freaky chicks) ... I was referring to your liking of the short emotive shit-philosophy poems you keep posting ... these are much loved by the pubescent young women who's pictures you also post ... indicating you're really a chick ... probably playing for the other team as well ...

Bound to be.....you are so so incisive, I don't necessarily like everything i write, So I must be an emotional female trapped in a freaky chicks body desperately playing for any team the excludes yourself. I never thought of it that way..

more girly teen angst i guess

[Newbi]

How does a thread titled Flirty Friday end up like this, it's now a bit like Oprahs book club.
Still, makes for interesting reading nonetheless.

[unstuck]

http://aziemah.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/what-the-fuck-cat.jpg

[husaberg]

How does a thread titled Flirty Friday end up like this, it's now a bit like Oprahs book club.
Still, makes for interesting reading nonetheless.

It is a part of KB that gets little traffic, thus it is a great place to store stuff think of it as a "cloud substitute"
plus no one wanted to flirt with a "teenage lesbian girl":weep::msn-wink:


wtf pussy

Ok....... other than unstuck?

[Newbi]

Oh dear, ya poor wee teen lesbian girl, shall I flirt with you?

[husaberg]

Oh dear, ya poor wee teen lesbian girl, shall I flirt with you?

Oh i rearly pass up aportuntity;)


Hard to ignore......

[avgas]

What exactly is a fist tease?

[unstuck]

What exactly is a fist tease?

A bum puncher.:wacko:

[husaberg]

more girly teen lesbian fodder........

[husaberg]

Well definitely lesbian........
written by a chick and all........
Always liked the song......
likely cause i am a lesbian chick as well.........

[husaberg]

As above ..............

[husaberg]

as below.........

[husaberg]

More lesbian fodder.............;)

[Banditbandit]

more girly teen lesbian fodder........



Hard to ignore......

Mate .. you'd better ignore ... that's all jail bait ..

[husaberg]

Mate .. you'd better ignore ... that's all jail bait ..

She sure likes Candy............... had a sweet tooth.:laugh:
Young is ok...... illegal is not.........
I prefer a more mature beauty myself, but try and find a pic on the net sometime........
She is Russian .........so looks much younger, must be the cold winters and radiation.........
If you thought she was too young though , why open the attachment 12 times...........?

[Newbi]

Can Anyone contribute to this writers group? Lol:devil2:

[husaberg]

Can Anyone contribute to this writers group? Lol:devil2:

Sure i would love to see some of yours :blip:
As long as bandit doesn't think any pics are too young....... ie under 40.:bleh:
I think he forgets i am a teenager myself sometimes...........
But for the record Lucy Hale (https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1396005669/9075245.jpg) (Pretty lil liars)is well over 20 in the pics and Jenna Coleman (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130810011044/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/7/7f/Jenna-Louise_Coleman_.jpg) (dr who girl)is 26 in the pics..........last 5 poems
http://25.media.tumblr.com/dce742cdcc2dc055d2aa2dff4f0bde7f/tumblr_mprwfrcNWW1qf7149o1_r1_250.gif

[Banditbandit]

If you thought she was too young though , why open the attachment 12 times...........?

Interesting - how did you see that figure ?? Was it really 12 times (I might admit to four or five - but 12?)

[Newbi]

Admit it , it was at least 7 lol

[Newbi]

Statistics have proven that theory inaccurate.

[husaberg]

99% of all statistics are statistically inaccurate....................:rolleyes:


More lesbian dictations............;)

[Newbi]

You need to get laid.

[unstuck]

Yes we do.:shifty:

http://itissofunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/678ff82e0b_funny-bricks-getting-laid-cartoon.jpg

[Banditbandit]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/1477370_10151722609440895_1138888173_n.jpg

[husaberg]

You need to get laid.

I think you either missing the point entirely or conversly you are totally right............:laugh:
You may however need to read between the lines rather than leaping to between the sheets.;)
You otter know by now not everything is what it first appears
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=294661&d=1394300203


https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/1477370_10151722609440895_1138888173_n.jpg

its an interesting theory...........

[husaberg]

Heating up for Winter.........

[Newbi]

Needs more wood lol

[Newbi]

You do know what I was referring to aye.
Heating up for winter ie: the fire needs more wood.
Anyhoo.... As you were .

[husaberg]

Needs more wood lol

http://s18.postimage.org/6btaeicp5/tumblr_mhaq79f_Ul_C1rh4p0mo4_250.gif
Thanks for your input, Butt I am sticking with it, as it is...........




You do know what I was referring to aye.
Heating up for winter ie: the fire needs more wood.
Anyhoo.... As you were .

Oh i So knew:bleh:, in the end i was pretty clued up with what you wanted........ but at times wood for the trees and so many opportunities...:whistle:

[Newbi]

Alas you have no idea what I want lol,
But your musings entertain me somewhat.

[husaberg]

Alas you have no idea what I want lol,
But your musings entertain me somewhat.

but entertainment is often within reach, i hope it all ends swell for you.............

[husaberg]

poem number 37
roll me over lay me down, do it again...ah ah..........

[Banditbandit]

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/desolation-goddawful-poetry-doggerel-unleashed-demotivational-poster-1260692369.jpg

[husaberg]

http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2013/01/muppet-critics.jpg
Whats FaceBook?
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/played-like-a-pro-22.jpg?w=500&h=287

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-women-pointing-finger-drawing.jpg

http://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/29b5a-rowdyroddypeeper.png

[gjm]

http://thefabweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/beautiful_girls_08.jpg

[husaberg]

38????????????????????????????
26
36

[husaberg]

blah blah blah...

[Newbi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[husaberg]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Are you Catholic............
fess up,
guilty or not guilty,
or none of the above.....

[Newbi]

Fuck off, not bloody likely, I dislike organised religion in almost all its forms.

[husaberg]

Fuck off, not bloody likely, I dislike organised religion in almost all its forms.

oh,you're having none of that then?No on your knees with the wine then for you .......:msn-wink:

[Newbi]

Some of that suggestion is ok, but i dont like wine lol

[husaberg]

Some of that suggestion is ok, but i dont like wine lol
o jo....and so forth......... but what else do you like..........
The truth wine is totally wasted on me though, my own preferences are more to stronger liquor.........
But i am afraid i don't often compromise much, i find i generally expect people to take as i come.

[Newbi]

So what ya trying to say is, you expect people to take you as you are, but generally they dont because of your severe disfigurement, so you drink the strong stuff to dull the pain of the heartache.

Am I close?

lol

[husaberg]

So what ya trying to say is, you expect people to take you as you are, but generally they dont because of your severe disfigurement, so you drink the strong stuff to dull the pain of the heartache.

Am I close?

lol

lewd butt No cigar Monica........ no cigar.
I do however have a dry (cleaning) wit.
And do laundry when stuff gets dirty..........

[Newbi]

No cigar Monica........ no cigar.
I do however have a dry (cleaning) wit.
And do laundry when stuff gets dirty..........

Thats a shame really, dirty is always more fun.:bleh:

[husaberg]

Ohjo don't get me wrong, i feel no shame.:bleh:
Dirty fun is good clean fun indeeds......are all the same
But I do get the impassion you may be a lil wet behind the ears Newbi
But as everyone knows the bs stops when the pants drop...........
You may, play your cards as close as you want to your chest
but i will still see your buff.............

[Urano]

<_<
guys... are you really turned on by all these teen pm banalities...?
i usually find <25ers chicks so annoying that even the sweat would be questionably worthy...
what would you talk about before, after and around the up&down with one of them?
and if you don't talk about anything, well, it's not a flirty and funny intercourse, it's a wank... do i really have to bear with 45kgs of teeny whineness to have a wank? :woohoo:

[Urano]

http://thefabweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/beautiful_girls_08.jpg

muuuch better... :D

[husaberg]

<_<
guys... are you really turned on by all these teen pm banalities...?
i usually find <25ers chicks so annoying that even the sweat would be questionably worthy...
what would you talk about before, after and around the up&down with one of them?
and if you don't talk about anything, well, it's not a flirty and funny intercourse, it's a wank... do i really have to bear with 45kgs of teeny whineness to have a wank? :woohoo:
Spoiler alert
This above public service announcement was not brought to you by your penis:laugh:
It may be you need to go to the pics that make you jizz thread and sort your self out.

I think you missed the point somewhat................try reading between the pictures as well as the lines........

Your own failure to look beyond the pictures yet at the same time make sweeping statements displays a spellbinding level of hypocrisy
If you are able to cast aside your own prejudices, you may find there is artfully placed dichotomies are present and this incongruity indeed presents my own social commentary on both the morals of and societies perspective of, an array of subjects in general.

Maybe you should show us some clever word play of yours, show us all some decent mature totally original prose that you have composed.........
After all if this is IYO predicable trite, your own stuff should be so much more witty original and imaginative..
Failing that crawl back under your bridge.............:niceone:
Sorry in advance if you take do this above commentary on yourself as in anyway a teenage girl being spiteful, but consider teenage lesbian girls have feelings that are no less valid or worthy than your own..................

[husaberg]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllll
..........................................
()n n()







88
... .........

...............................................

[Urano]

consider teenage lesbian girls have feelings that are no less valid or worthy than your own..................

of course!
and, actually, i completely agree with them. :yes:

[husaberg]

of course!
and, actually, i completely agree with them. :yes:

With what, being a lesbian or a teenager is there a choice?;)

its wasn't a very flirty answer mind you.............

[husaberg]

More lesbian teenage musings

[husaberg]

Ten char.......

[avgas]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11291188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86j4khRnwY
https://www.google.com/search?q=Axelle+Despiegelaere&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS576US576&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=BI2-U-fxGozIsASKuoHIAQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1920&bih=995
http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201428/axelle_620x310.jpg

she's 17.

(So all I need to do is drag her to NZ and bang her there.....16+ there right?)

[Katman]

Seriously, what a fucking embarrassment.

[sidecar bob]

Yeah, much like the vaccination & roundup threads, except it's not you that looks like a fool this time.

[husaberg]

Yeah, much like the vaccination & roundup threads, except it's not you that looks like a fool this time.

i edited it that way i often edit years old threads,
Not only can, i clearly edit years old threads, I, Unlike all the rest of the KB plebs. i can get people innocent people sin binned at will.
I can also post objectionable material without censure.
i clearly have kb superpowers.
How else could it be it every thread Katman is involved in ends with him tossing swallowing and spitting dummies and ending up in the sin bin.
What else could it possibly be.

Bob if you want to be entertained go and have a look at this thread
As a real mechanic it will be of interest to you jut how gullible some who claim to be mechanics are and how little they undertnd about how engines work.
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/174599-Alternative-fuels

or the day Katman choose to share that he was into Coprophilia (Just like his idol Hitler)
https://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/138538-If-I-could-take-a-dump