Blackadda
26th August 2005, 20:58
A Somalian arrives in Manukau City as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
you Mr New Zealand man for letting me in this country! "
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"
The person says "I no Kiwi. I from Hong Kong"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a New Zealand citizen? " She says, "No, I from Tonga!".
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the New Zealanders?"
The Tongan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
you Mr New Zealand man for letting me in this country! "
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"
The person says "I no Kiwi. I from Hong Kong"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a New Zealand citizen? " She says, "No, I from Tonga!".
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the New Zealanders?"
The Tongan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."