Old Dog Joke!

[Blackadda]

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled

"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
:rofl:

[Magua]

Omg, classic. I needed a good laugh.

[Beemer]

My husband's boss invited us around to his place for dinner last night and he and his wife have a huge cat and this old dog that looks like Chalky (Rick Stein, the chef's dog). We were sitting in the lounge having a drink and all of a sudden there was this hideous stench. I was sure it was my husband, he's pretty sneaky like that, so I just ignored it! A few minutes later there was another one, even worse, so as the boss and his wife were talking to each other, I turned around and muttered "don't!" I got a puzzled look and then the boss said "oh, and if you notice a terrible smell wafting over, it's Trixie, she's got a bit of a problem!"

I couldn't stop laughing and had to admit I thought it was my husband! So I wasn't the most popular person when we got home!

[Blackadda]

My boxer's exactly the same, watching TV whilst Dog sleeps and farts at the same time is not very pleasent. Poor dog probably wonders why he keeps getting kicked out in the middle of Coro St. The wife gets fed up by then, so I have to boot him out the door.. Poor dog!

[Wolf]

Ahh, carnivore farts. Nothing like the stench of a dog or a cat to clean out the sinuses. The cunning bastards seldom make a noise so there is no warning at all. My German Shepherd was capable of rendering a room uninhabitable for a while.

[Lias]

My German Shepherd was capable of rendering a room uninhabitable for a while.

If he was stinkier than you are that musta been one hell of a dog.. you get him a sponsorship from heinz?

[Wolf]

If he was stinkier than you are that musta been one hell of a dog.. you get him a sponsorship from heinz?
(In a puerile "advertising jingle" tune: ) "Don't be mean with the beanz, mum, 'coz beanz meanz Fartz"