FROSTY
16th December 2013, 08:07
My darling daughter. Daddy loves you very very much.
BUT --if you Ever climb out of your playpen - toddle on you widdle feet into my workshop whilst daddy is having a wee wees .Pick up a black spray can and some sandpaper then in about 30 seconds sand and respray 5 of daddys cars I will nail you lovlee widdle hands to the wall with a nailgun.
Ohh and my darling.If you decide to "help" daddy do an oil change but decidethe oil drip tray makes a great paddling pool -Then run away to hide .Please understand I WILL find you --NO Im not going to tell you how. Thats a special daddy secret for now.
Your loving father
Ps--thank you for using very fine grit sand paper and "only" spraying tiny spots of black paint at baby girl height
BUT --if you Ever climb out of your playpen - toddle on you widdle feet into my workshop whilst daddy is having a wee wees .Pick up a black spray can and some sandpaper then in about 30 seconds sand and respray 5 of daddys cars I will nail you lovlee widdle hands to the wall with a nailgun.
Ohh and my darling.If you decide to "help" daddy do an oil change but decidethe oil drip tray makes a great paddling pool -Then run away to hide .Please understand I WILL find you --NO Im not going to tell you how. Thats a special daddy secret for now.
Your loving father
Ps--thank you for using very fine grit sand paper and "only" spraying tiny spots of black paint at baby girl height