I'm calling bullshit, what d'ya reckon?

[Bassmatt]

So my (47 yo) brother claims to have been pulled over by a cop today while riding his L2 GSXR 1000.
Acoording to my brother the cop said the radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh.
My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners.
He was sent on his way without any infringement notices being written and says he barely got a warning.
Supposedly the last thing the cop said to him was "i never pulled you over, if they find out about this ill be in the shit"

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
I just cant believe this story though.
What do you guys think? Anybody here got a similar (true) experience.

[HenryDorsetCase]

X4DYgOre02s

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Sounds like BS to me.

[Madness]

Seems feasible if it happened in the BOP. Maybe the cop had an orgy to get to & couldn't be bothered waiting for the tow truck?

BTW, you laying a complaint would make you a bigger wanker than your brother in my book.

[scumdog]

Probably true - cops do that sort of shit alll the time...







Well dreamers & wankers on this site WISH they did:msn-wink:

[Akzle]

i've got away all sorts of speeding and no license shit. do it all the time.
tis only you dumb fucks that bother paying for that shit.

[discotex]

With a 4km/h tolerance in place for the next 2 months... BS for sure.

[Littleman]

Wait for it....

[BigAl]

And then he woke up......

[buggerit]

Give the poor bugger a break, he is probably dyslexic, 105, 150 , easy mistake to make:(

[R650R]

Maybe it was that Tauranga cop that got spanked a few years back by one of his own for doing 170 on a GSXR1000, pro biker or something or maybe he stopped straight away and passed the attitude test?
On the MythBusters scale I'd rate it plausible without further info and who the cop was etc...
Not worth losing any sleep over it anyway, or kicking up a fuss down at the station and looking silly...
I know of one group ride down our way few years back where one guy was also clocked at 150ish, cop baited him for ages, telling him was bike impounded etc, then just let him go with $150 improper overtaking fine.
There are still some good ones out there.

Also about ten years ago a fellow truck driver was doing the blind overtake on SH5 at night between Tirau and Rotorua based on some guy up front telling him it was 'all clear buddy' on the CB.
But it turned out not to be all clear, they guy broadcast a warning but too late. Anyway a lady coming the other way confronted by a b-train panics (rightfully so), locks it up and does a 180 into bank.
Now the driver concerned had no truck licenses at all but was one of those savvy talkers. He got the other ladys car moved saying it was in a dangerous pot and swept up all the glass, when the cops arrived they couldn't really tell where the accident had happened. Now that whole situation had mega potential to be a disaster but he only got the same fine as above $150 for bad overtaking and prob for licence also and he did get the sack of course...

[Robbo]

Must have been some blow job he gave him.:bleh:

[Bassmatt]

And then he woke up......


With a 4km/h tolerance in place for the next 2 months... BS for sure.



Well dreamers & wankers on this site WISH they did:msn-wink:


Give the poor bugger a break, he is probably dyslexic, 105, 150 , easy mistake to make:(

Thats the strange thing. It's not like he some young blowarse (why i mentioned his age) he likes a bit of bullshit, as we all do, but this, to me, is too unbelievable to think he's trying to have me on. I can't quite work it out so had to ask the kb experts.

[Woodman]

BTW, you laying a complaint would make you a bigger wanker than your brother in my book.


Couldn't agree more......leave it be.

[R650R]

Thats the strange thing. It's not like he some young blowarse (why i mentioned his age) he likes a bit of bullshit,

I used to work with a guy like that, the good thing is the lies are so elaborate there's usually conflicting information in the story that exposes it all. Let them run with it and they'll usually be something that trisp them up.
Did you ask him why he even stopped if was doing those speeds???

[Laava]

So my (47 yo) brother claims to have been pulled over by a cop today while riding his L2 GSXR 1000.
Acoording to my brother the cop said the radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh.
My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners.
He was sent on his way without any infringement notices being written and says he barely got a warning.
Supposedly the last thing the cop said to him was "i never pulled you over, if they find out about this ill be in the shit"

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
I just cant believe this story though.
What do you guys think? Anybody here got a similar (true) experience.


i've got away all sorts of speeding and no license shit. do it all the time.
tis only you dumb fucks that bother paying for that shit.

You guys are brothers right?

[Angel_of_Metal]

I was under the impression that above a certain speed it was considered too dangerous for the police to follow to pull you over...?

Is that correct, or just another heap of bullshit?

[skippa1]

Thats the strange thing. It's not like he some young blowarse (why i mentioned his age) he likes a bit of bullshit, as we all do, but this, to me, is too unbelievable to think he's trying to have me on. I can't quite work it out so had to ask the kb experts.

You came on here to ask us if you should trust your brother......?????

you should know the answer to that better than us, and by the way, it didn't happen just in case you are for real

[R650R]

I was under the impression that above a certain speed it was considered too dangerous for the police to follow to pull you over...?

Is that correct, or just another heap of bullshit?

That's just one of their PR lines they use when the pursuit blame happens after it all goes wrong, from what I've seen in real life coming past my house and also when on the road in the truck the whole "pursuit policy" is just for decoration. I don't mind the cops chasing people and wish they would just say hey this is what we do to catch the bad guys instead of bending over to the Remuera 4WD club who prob only complain as they had a parking ticket that day.
Awhile back there was a story in our rag down here:
A STATIONARY patrol car clocked an ONCOMING Subaru at 175kph, in court police said the offender ACCELERATED more after going past the cop. Now how fast did that stationary SV6 commodore go to catch up after he turned around and initiated a pursuit??? They caught the guy in the end, well done and all. But they missed an opportunity to say to these young ones hey you cant outrun us.
Even watching that police 10-7 show, most people can probably work out how fast those cars are going sometimes from the sound even though the camera might conveniently point away from the speedo.
But I guess if your safety message that going 4k over the limit is a deathtrap you can't be admitting to be doing xxxkm/h in daily duties with near zero crash rate...

[pritch]

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
.

I just can't imagine where you dredged that idea up. What possible good would it do? You'd piss your brother off, you'd piss the cop off, his bosses would be pissed off and they would probably order the guys who do the work to be sure to be tough on bikers.

Good idea, yeah right. :whistle:

[Mike.Gayner]

BTW, you laying a complaint would make you a bigger wanker than your brother in my book.

This. x10char

[Crasherfromwayback]

So my (47 yo) brother claims to have been pulled over by a cop today while riding his L2 GSXR 1000.
Acoording to my brother the cop said the radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh.
My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners.
He was sent on his way without any infringement notices being written and says he barely got a warning.
Supposedly the last thing the cop said to him was "i never pulled you over, if they find out about this ill be in the shit"

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
I just cant believe this story though.
What do you guys think? Anybody here got a similar (true) experience.

Depends on the police officer I guess. I got pulled over by a dog handler not so long ago. I was on an SV1000, coming in from Porirua back to the shop after doing an insurance valuation. Wasn't paying attention and zig zagged my way through some traffic at around 140-150. He was fair wetting himself when he first pulled me over. Once I'd taken my helmet off and he could see I was an old cunt and learnt where I worked etc...he calmed down. We ended up having a bit of a chat and he sent me on my merry way. Obviously had far better things to do thatn bother with the paper work etc. So it CAN happen. Doubt it'd happen too often this time of year but.

[DMNTD]

A 75 year old senior citizen bought a brand new Ducati Diavel and drove it out of the salesroom, with the salesman shaking his head at what he just let happen.
Taking off down the motorway, he opened the throttle and was soon doing 120mph, he was revelling this new experience.
”Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the road, enjoying pushing the bike more and more. Looking in his mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he opened it up to 140mph, then 150 then 160.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the now distraught man, looked at his watch and said, ”Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.

[Zedder]

Thats the strange thing. It's not like he some young blowarse (why i mentioned his age) he likes a bit of bullshit, as we all do, but this, to me, is too unbelievable to think he's trying to have me on. I can't quite work it out so had to ask the kb experts.

Maybe you should get him on here to face the Kiwi Biker court...

[SVboy]

i've got away all sorts of speeding and no license shit. do it all the time.
tis only you dumb fucks that bother paying for that shit.
How could you? It is not as if you have a bike. But even if you could ride, your benefit wouldnt cover the fines anyway, loser.

[pritch]

your benefit wouldnt cover the fines anyway

Beneficiaries pay fines?

[DMNTD]

Beneficiaries pay fines?

$10 down, chase me around

[SVboy]

Beneficiaries pay fines?

Sorry, I forgot....Oh well, keep working everyone, so we can keep axle in the style to which he has become acustomed.

[leathel]

So my (47 yo) brother claims to have been pulled over by a cop today while riding his L2 GSXR 1000.
Acoording to my brother the cop said the radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh.
My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners.
He was sent on his way without any infringement notices being written and says he barely got a warning.
Supposedly the last thing the cop said to him was "i never pulled you over, if they find out about this ill be in the shit"

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
I just cant believe this story though.
What do you guys think? Anybody here got a similar (true) experience.

No he didn't get a ticket... you did, he said he was you and left his license at home, you will see the ticket when he doesn't pay up :P

[Kendoll]

Hahaha! I call BS on your brother but please, everybody, continue your hypotheses...

This is gold :niceone:

[Banditbandit]

Who knows??? Maybe true - maybe not true ..

In the past I have got away with worse - but that was in the past - not today.

Does it matter ??? Why give it space in your head? If it's true, why dob in this cop? How does it impact on your whether it is true or not?

Whether your brother is bullshitting or not, whether the cop let him off or not - it's not your issue .. let it go ..

[nzmikey]

That's just one of their PR lines they use when the pursuit blame happens after it all goes wrong, from what I've seen in real life coming past my house and also when on the road in the truck the whole "pursuit policy" is just for decoration. I don't mind the cops chasing people and wish they would just say hey this is what we do to catch the bad guys instead of bending over to the Remuera 4WD club who prob only complain as they had a parking ticket that day.
Awhile back there was a story in our rag down here:
A STATIONARY patrol car clocked an ONCOMING Subaru at 175kph, in court police said the offender ACCELERATED more after going past the cop. Now how fast did that stationary SV6 commodore go to catch up after he turned around and initiated a pursuit??? They caught the guy in the end, well done and all. But they missed an opportunity to say to these young ones hey you cant outrun us.
Even watching that police 10-7 show, most people can probably work out how fast those cars are going sometimes from the sound even though the camera might conveniently point away from the speedo.
But I guess if your safety message that going 4k over the limit is a deathtrap you can't be admitting to be doing xxxkm/h in daily duties with near zero crash rate...

Not so sure ... back when we used to be able to listen in on the scanner, I heard of Mr :Police: call in a chase.

It started on East Coast Road in Auckland, the dude on the Tractor ( Hardley ) failed to stop for a WOF/REG check ( profiling ) he turned into Lonely Track Road & headed west at a leisurely pace at the end of that he turned left down the Albany hill to the bottom & then went up The Avenue .... It was a dry night, good visibility, the rider was not out of control, the speed was being called over the radio every so often until coms said na pull out & that was about 150ish for memory, he pulled over the sirens went off & they went into search mode ....


This was also somewhere between 11pm & 2am for memory

[SMOKEU]

Not so sure ... back when we used to be able to listen in on the scanner, I heard of Mr :Police: call in a chase.

It started on East Coast Road in Auckland, the dude on the Tractor ( Hardley ) failed to stop for a WOF/REG check ( profiling ) he turned into Lonely Track Road & headed west at a leisurely pace at the end of that he turned left down the Albany hill to the bottom & then went up The Avenue .... It was a dry night, good visibility, the rider was not out of control, the speed was being called over the radio every so often until coms said na pull out & that was about 150ish for memory, he pulled over the sirens went off & they went into search mode ....


This was also somewhere between 11pm & 2am for memory

From listening to the scanner back in the good old days, in light traffic I remember chases being called off once they went past around 120-140kmh in a 50 zone.

[nzmikey]

From listening to the scanner back in the good old days, in light traffic I remember chases being called off once they went past around 120-140kmh in a 50 zone.

Yeah this was a mix of 50 - 70 - 80 zones ....semi rural

[Akzle]

Beneficiaries pay fines?

no i dont think they even issue them, they have their own motorcades and diplomatic immunity...

[Gremlin]

Possible? Yes.
Likely? No.

I know of those that have had even better than that, so yes, it's possible.

[nonie]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. People like him cause problems for the rest of us. If he's bullshitting then he's just a try hard wanker. Wanker on both counts.

[Maha]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. People like him cause problems for the rest of us. If he's bullshitting then he's just a try hard wanker. Wanker on both counts.

Yip agree, seems everyone has missed the ''obvious'' WTF moment...

''riding his L2 GSXR 1000... radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh. My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners''.

[Banditbandit]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. People like him cause problems for the rest of us. If he's bullshitting then he's just a try hard wanker. Wanker on both counts.

The 1% of motorcyclists who cause trouble ???

Fuck me - who made you arseholes all policemen ??? Who cares what this person did or not ??

[cynna]

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?.

you are the type of person I would hate to know

[Kendoll]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. People like him cause problems for the rest of us. If he's bullshitting then he's just a try hard wanker. Wanker on both counts.

Yerp! Agreed! I've never had much respect for bikers who talk themselves up... leave it on the track or the road, mate. :tugger: We don't need to hear about how badass or how crazy fast you are, it means nothing 'til we actually see some proof (or self control, prob gets more respect TBH) :laugh:

[Bassmatt]

Seems feasible if it happened in the BOP. Maybe the cop had an orgy to get to & couldn't be bothered waiting for the tow truck?

BTW, you laying a complaint would make you a bigger wanker than your brother in my book.


Couldn't agree more......leave it be.


I just can't imagine where you dredged that idea up.
Good idea, yeah right. :whistle:


This. x10char


you are the type of person I would hate to know

:niceone:
Fuck you cunts are predictable. If I changed a couple of details of the story you'd all be putting boot into the cop but because the "offender" was on a motorbike.....

[R650R]

Well this shows the value of proper rider training as clearly he didn't know how to get above 2nd gear :)

[rastuscat]

I can't quite work it out so had to ask the kb experts.


Experts?.........there are experts on here????????? :drool:

[Akzle]

Experts?.........there are experts on here????????? :drool:

we're all experts... Didnt you get the memo?

[Muppet]

So my (47 yo) brother claims to have been pulled over by a cop today while riding his L2 GSXR 1000.
Acoording to my brother the cop said the radar had him at 168 kmh but locked on at 150kmh.
My brother has no motorcycle license of any sort not even a learners.
He was sent on his way without any infringement notices being written and says he barely got a warning.
Supposedly the last thing the cop said to him was "i never pulled you over, if they find out about this ill be in the shit"

If I could be certain it was true I would be laying a complaint against this officer on the basis of if he is letting this go what else is he turning a blind eye to?
I just cant believe this story though.
What do you guys think? Anybody here got a similar (true) experience.

You can't decide whether or not your brother is full of shit, then how do you expect us to? And then you ask a question and don't like the answers you get. What would you like us to say?

Oh I nearly forgot, don't forget ya (I put 'ya' instead of 'your' so you understand me) ABC's

Accept nothing
Believe no one
Check everything

[Berries]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. People like him cause problems for the rest of us.
Ok, you ride a Boulevard so are exempt from this question, but what exactly is the point of a big sportsbike? Riding around at 104km/h? I think not.

The rider is a wanker for telling his brother, he must have known that he is the type who writes letters to the editor etc. Rather than laying a complaint about the cop perhaps the OP would be better to grass his brother up for riding without a licence? Or is it only the Police who can do wrong?

[ellipsis]

If he was doing 168 on a public road with no licence then he's a wanker. wanker. Wanker .

...it'd be cool 'wif a licence tho, eh...ay...aye...

[Mo NZ]

You can't decide whether or not your brother is full of shit, then how do you expect us to? And then you ask a question and don't like the answers you get. What would you like us to say?

I agree.
You claim this bloke is your brother FFS., and you don't know if its a windup.:killingme

[PrincessBandit]

I'd just let him have his bs moment and quietly think "you idiot" regardless of whether it was (a) true or (b) he thought he was getting one over you.

At the end of the day only you know your brother we'll enough to judge for yourself. My only question is - why did he leave out the details of the cop wearing one of those sexy cop dress up outfits and the extra bits about " you've been a very very bad boy, you know I need to punish you"...

[imdying]

Probably true. Mine told me that he either had to let me go or arrest me. I was 18 or 19 at the time. He had me dead to rights. I think in my favour I dropped to me knees, admitted everything, and sucked really hard. I was going a tad faster than your brother, probably in a far far stupider place.

That was a long time ago. I'm surprised that in today's environment full of goody two shoe wankers and tiny video cameras, such discretion would be offered. I didn't repent all of my speeding ways, but I still give all police officers the benefit of the doubt in most matters. Probably the biggest lesson I learnt that day was treat them like human beings and they'll reciprocate.

[Madness]

Fuck me - who made you arseholes all policemen ???

'Tis the silly season...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9530330/Bikini-road-rage-video-goes-viral

[Crasherfromwayback]

'Tis the silly season...



Psycho Hose Beast on the loose!

[superjackal]

I got a ticket this morning for 113kph. Go figure.....

[Muppet]

How could you? It is not as if you have a bike. But even if you could ride, your benefit wouldnt cover the fines anyway, loser.

Jesus Christ that made me laugh!:killingme

[paturoa]

So your bro gave head rather than complaining?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/9533213/Gordon-Meyer-escapes-jail

[Little Miss Trouble]

I reckon it's possible that your brother encountered one of the good sorts who realises a fucking good scare & being let off actually leaves a longer lasting impression than being ticketed/bike impounded.

[Berries]

I reckon it's possible that your brother encountered one of the good sorts who realises a fucking good scare & being let off actually leaves a longer lasting impression than being ticketed/bike impounded.
Shame then that this good sort could lose his job due to a complaint from a third party.

But then it's not true is it? A telling off lasts until you realise that you got away with it, and as you are no closer to a ban you might let your speed creep up a bit, knowing you might get off again next time. Demerits leave a two year lasting impression.

[scumdog]

Shame then that this good sort could lose his job due to a complaint from a third party.

But then it's not true is it? A telling off lasts until you realise that you got away with it, and as you are no closer to a ban you might let your speed creep up a bit, knowing you might get off again next time. Demerits leave a two year lasting impression.

Damn toot in' right.

And particularly if the dingbat crashed and anybody was hurt/killed.

Then it would be "If the cop had done his job properly this wouldn't have happened":rolleyes:

[ellipsis]

...'yer all reacting to a perceived cloud, on a far distant horizon, on another planet, on another day...and in someones else's kitchen...carry on...

[SILVER SUZI]

I haven't been on here for a while but I see the Trolls are still world class. As you were.............fuckit I've run out of popcorn, back shortly.


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[Akzle]

I haven't been on here for a while but I see the Trolls are still world class. As you were.............fuckit I've run out of popcorn, back shortly.


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actually, im a whole new breed (still ranked #1), but i think i broke it. Good trulz are few and far between.

[SVboy]

actually, im a whole new breed (still ranked #1), but i think i broke it. Good trulz are few and far between.

Inbreed would be my guess.....

[Akzle]

case in point.

[Grizzo]

Inbreed would be my guess.....

Did someone say inbreeding?

http://whatever-dude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hillbilly3.jpg

[Akzle]

Did someone say inbreeding?


i see youv met my uncle-dad and cousin billy bo bilbob...

[caseye]

Key Rist Akz, i thought you looked better than that!
Theres trolls on KB? Na, go o yer kidding me aintcha?