Fucking morons

[Headbanger]

Heres my submission, feel free to add your own, Or not. No fucks do I give.

The cunts (usually in people movers) who pull over in a 50km/h zone and maintain their speed of 50km/h and somehow expect that I'm now compelled to break the speed limit and pass them.

For maximum level of retard fuckheadedness this is done in an area where after 50m or so the space they have placed themsleves in runs out and they are forced back onto the road. In the event they are totally fucked in the head they will slow down as the space runs out, so, you are either forced to accelerate and make the pass, slow down to allow them back onto the road (while hopping they don't also slow down) or my favourite, sit right beside them and give them the finger.

The look of confusion and offense is priceless.

Dumb motherfuckers. If I wanted to pass I'd have already fucking done so, I'm not asking for your permission or an act on your part to allow it to happen, When I ride I make my decisions, based on my fucking intentions.

[sil3nt]

Try not following so close....

[Headbanger]

Fucking morons re-visited

The fucking dreamers who hammer the fuck out of their shitty people movers and use a 3km passing lane to pass me while I'm doing a casual 110km/h.

Firstly, You can't even maintain that pathetic pace in your piece of shit wagon. You just ruined any chance for others to pass slow moving traffic, and you probably knocked 5 years of live off your piece of shit.

And secondly, Who the fuck would want your ugly piece of shit wagon ruining the view, with a tiny burst of acceleration I simply over take you and no longer need to see you in my way or have your cocksucker wagon effect my travel speed, Making a fucking mockery of your 3km passing maneuver.

You fucking suck, and your fuckwit attempt to have some speed in your life just re-confirmed it.

[Headbanger]

Try not following so close....

That leads onto fucking morons in people movers who give way to empty round-abouts and then drive off so fucking slowly I almost expected the kids were getting out to push the fucking thing.....

[Madness]

I read the thread title & automatically thought this was about the new intake of KB members. My bad.

I hate it when the fuckers move over on the open road whilst approaching a blind corner or crest where I have no intention of passing, only for them to flick shovel-loads of gravel up at ya. :ar15:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I hate it when they lean their push bikes on my wall. Oh hang on...

[rapid van cleef]

Driving south out of auckland yesterday and I was amazed at the amount of people driving at 60 - 70 ks holding up tons of traffic behind them.....And as for the caravan towers....

[SMOKEU]

It's the shitty old, slow, smoky Japanese diesels that I hate as I'm behind them choking in their fumes waiting for a safe place to overtake. I was behind a few queues of them today while they hold up traffic refusing to pull over, and some of the time they were going so slow that I had to corner in 1st gear while direct steering (opposite of counter steering).

[jellywrestler]

I hate it when they lean their push bikes on my wall. Oh hang on...

don't you live on the third floor????

[Katman]

don't you live on the third floor????

They should probably get the fuck off his balcony.

[Crasherfromwayback]

don't you live on the third floor????

The 5th. The fuckers never make it that far luckily.

[Crasherfromwayback]

They should probably get the fuck off his balcony.

Damn straight. Head first.

[Headbanger]

A couple days back me and the old boy were riding on some back roads, Taking it easy as we had already come across a stray cow, a flock of sheep, a goat on a line long enough to get to the center of the road where it was causally having a bit of a sit down, and because its a dangerous fucker of a road that will reward risk taking with some heavy injuries.

Anyhow, we come around a corner onto a short straight (on a skinny bumpy as fuck uneven road) and fuck me, There is a large cruiser thundering towards us from the opposite direction.

Cool.

Except he is actually coming towards us, He is on our side of the road (just barely over the white line, but fuck it, I'm telling a story here), We slow down a tad and squeeze a little closer to the shoulder, I'm thinking this fucker has to move the fuck over before he gets to us, I see movement, he's doing something as he gets closer, He takes his hand off the bars and gives us a big friendly fucking wave.

[Madness]

He takes his hand off the bars and gives us a big friendly fucking wave.

Must have been an Injun.

Doris & myself were driving into town yesterday when I noticed two motorcycles approaching us from the opposite direction. One of them caught my eye for some reason, which wasn't immediately clear. Once we got closer their pace & the big-fuck-off L-plate suggested it was a bloke taking his boy out for a riding lesson. The thing that caught my eye turned out to be a new-fandangled type of helmet that looks exactly like a turban but couldn't have actually been a turban, surely?

[ital916]

Must have been an Injun.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000bc_1La6Y4Ng/s/900/900/260-0495-MR283.jpg

I see he's riding 1800's enfield.

[Crasherfromwayback]

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I see he's riding 1800's enfield.

When did Brian Tamaki get a horse?

[skinman]

roflmao

I especially like the f...rs who go hard to pass then slow down as soon as you get back to single lanes

[jafar]

My favourite is camper vans, the ones piloted by foreign drivers & travelling in convoy with anything up to a dozen of them in line. always slow as a wet week :weird:

[Headbanger]

What fucks me is the fuckers who go like fuck on a straight and then slow right fucking down on a corner, For fuck sake.

If you cant drive or ride, get the fuck out of the way of those who can and stop pretending on the fucking piss easy straight bits of fucking road.

Thats not to say Im fast on corners, I'm too much of a fuckwit in my own right to race around corners, But I sure as fuck don't try and hang with or ride past a faster pack.....just on the fucking straights.

[nonie]

:lol::killingme Funniest thread I've read in ages...Love it

[avgas]

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[Grizzo]

I hate it when they lean their push bikes on my wall. Oh hang on...

I hate when people do stuff:mad:

Fuckin fuckers, god damn shit fuck!

[Headbanger]

shit video

I hate that fucking song.

[jasonu]

A couple days back me and the old boy were riding on some back roads, Taking it easy as we had already come across a stray cow, a flock of sheep, a goat on a line long enough to get to the center of the road where it was causally having a bit of a sit down, and because its a dangerous fucker of a road that will reward risk taking with some heavy injuries.

Anyhow, we come around a corner onto a short straight (on a skinny bumpy as fuck uneven road) and fuck me, There is a large cruiser thundering towards us from the opposite direction.

Cool.

Except he is actually coming towards us, He is on our side of the road (just barely over the white line, but fuck it, I'm telling a story here), We slow down a tad and squeeze a little closer to the shoulder, I'm thinking this fucker has to move the fuck over before he gets to us, I see movement, he's doing something as he gets closer, He takes his hand off the bars and gives us a big friendly fucking wave.

Were you on a Scroater? Maybe it was Smokeu...

[Banditbandit]

:killingme :clap: :laugh: :rofl: :killingme

Fuck me ... you all give shit like his space in your heads ???

Half the population is below average intelligence ... and shit happens ... get over it (or maybe you're in the half of the population that's below average intelligence ...)

[unstuck]

:killingme :clap: :laugh: :rofl: :killingme

Fuck me ... you all give shit like his space in your heads ???

Half the population is below average intelligence ... and shit happens ... get over it (or maybe you're in the half of the population that's below average intelligence ...)

Thats right, just hate everyone, life is much easier.
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[swbarnett]

Half the population is below average intelligence ...
No, half the population is below the median intelligence. 99% of the population can have below average intelligence if that 99% is as thick as three planks and the remaining 1% is bloody brilliant in comparison.

[EJK]

Here is one of my favourite: Fatass 4x4/ Hilux/ MPV/ POS on wheels trying to overtake at 104kph while I'm doing 103kph.

Seriously, why do they even bother?

[SPman]

Hmm...NZ has an average IQ of 100 (Australia is 98 - Hong Kong is highest with 107) - getting figures on Median intelligence, however, is rather harder.....if it's like my weather records, however, the median would be a couple of points up or down from that.......

[swbarnett]

Hmm...NZ has an average IQ of 100 (Australia is 98 - Hong Kong is highest with 107) - getting figures on Median intelligence, however, is rather harder.....if it's like my weather records, however, the median would be a couple of points up or down from that.......
I think you'll find that the median IQ is actually defined as 100 - from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient: "When current IQ tests are developed, the median raw score of the norming sample is defined as IQ 100"

[Akzle]

What fucks me is the fuckers who go like fuck on a straight and then slow right fucking down on a corner, For fuck sake.

If you cant drive or ride, get the fuck out of the way of those who can and stop pretending on the fucking piss easy straight bits of fucking road.

Thats not to say Im fast on corners, I'm too much of a fuckwit in my own right to race around corners, But I sure as fuck don't try and hang with or ride past a faster pack.....just on the fucking straights.
jesus fucking fuck, are you trying for my title of most fucks per post or something?


Half the population is below average intelligence ... and shit happens ... get over it (or maybe you're in the half of the population that's below average intelligence ...)

yeah, and consider how stupid the average fucker is, then consider that half of them are dumber than that!


the cunt i have the most issue wiht recently was the f*rd explorer looking thing (big man, small penis, clean, shiney, and at least 18" chrome mags - definitely the vehicle for someone who needs a 4x4.)
towing a caravan. a kindly camper pulled over to let the 5 behind him go (including mr little dick), who proceeded to pass, and while his wank tank could actually keep a fair pace (90 up hills and shit) a- the cunt didn't know how to corner and b- the three behind were still faster than him. ended up doing 110 (sorry rastus - i could have killed everyone :() on a downhill (me waka not so quick) to get past the cunt.

so. 4x4 (it equals 16, btw, which was about his IQ. or length of cock in millimeters) cunt, if you read this, i hope you eat a dick and die slow.

[wharekura]

so. 4x4 (it equals 16, btw, which was about his IQ. or length of cock in millimeters) cunt, if you read this, i hope you eat a dick and die slow.[/COLOR]

For your info - my excursion is of measure that causes imbalance once in preparation mode.

[Akzle]

For your info - my excursion is of measure that causes imbalance once in preparation mode.

nah youre too drunk bro. Just crash here.

[Headbanger]

jesus fucking fuck, are you trying for my title of most fucks per post or something?




Meh, I exceeded the non-fucking-existant limit for fucks in a post years ago with this one.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/54686-Pointless-drivel-posts?p=1129900579#post1129900579

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Fuckin soft cocks

[Crasherfromwayback]

Meh, I exceeded the non-fucking-existant limit for fucks in a post years ago with this one.

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Lol. You're a fucking lightweight Mother fucker! Viscount Mongomery (aka Mr I smoke ten grams of meth a day) would've pissed all over that in a sentence half the length!

[Headbanger]

Lol. You're a fucking lightweight Mother fucker! Viscount Mongomery (aka Mr I smoke ten grams of meth a day) would've pissed all over that in a sentence half the length!

Yeah, But I'm a proud lightweight.

And a fat one for extra value light weightiness.

Never heard of Viscount Mongomery.......

[Katman]

Never heard of Viscount Mongomery.......

Like he'd give a fuck.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Never heard of Viscount Mongomery.......

You didn't miss much.

[Akzle]

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i get over 9000 of those a week.

[Headbanger]

You didn't miss much.

I found a post where I complimented his work.....:facepalm: