Weird things your pets do

[PrincessBandit]

Our cat seems to always know when I need to go to the loo. I barely get seated and the grey girl shoulders her way in through the door and rolls over at my feet, squawking. I did take a picture while in the little room (of her, not me on the bog) but haven't uploaded it yet.

Does anyone else have crazy pets with a penchant for strange behaviour?


Oh, and Happy New Year to everyone!

[Berries]

Does anyone else have crazy pets with a penchant for strange behaviour?
My Jack Russell likes to lick my arse during the vinegar stroke if that counts?







(I am amazed he can bend his neck that far but that's another story)

[Grizzo]

My american staffy licks his winky and wont even stop if he rolls backwards...
Not uncommon to see him rolling around the floor in a licking frenzied ball of destruction, bowling chairs, knocking shit over and the like.

Fuckin lucky bastard....I'd never leave the house!

[awa355]

I did take a picture while in the little room (of me on the bog) but haven't uploaded it yet.

Does anyone else have crazy pets with a penchant for strange behaviour?


Oh, and Happy New Year to everyone!


Pic posted.

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[george formby]

My Jack Russell likes to lick my arse during the vinegar stroke if that counts?



:eek5:That happened to me many years ago whilst getting down to it on a tartan travel rug in the sand dunes next to a golf course in Cornwall, initially I congratulated my girlfriend on her dexterity but when I saw where her hands were realised something was not quite right.. A worried look over my shoulder revealed an Alsatian with a rimming fetish & his lipstick out ready for action.


Our cat likes to nestle into my under cracks when I'm pinching a loaf, the dog likes to eat her biscuits while we are both engaged, thinks I don't know this....
One of the dogs most entertaining habits is to run down the beach carrying huge branches, like 8ft long or more & say hello to strollers from behind. She's responsible for many a sandy arse & no doubt a few long jump records broken if somebody was measuring.

[98tls]

We have just had around 3/4 of an hour thunder n lightning,most dogs dont seem to like it but this clown spent the whole time running around barking at the heavens,best part was when he heard it in typical Sam fashion it was off outside at a 100 mph but he couldnt get any traction on the tiles of the kitchen floor so did a few burnouts instead.....:oi-grr:interesting to watch.

[bluninja]

Instead of passing gas like normal my dog inflates his testicles.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Why do dogs lick their balls?






Because they can't make a fist.

[Berries]

Mine makes a very paw attempt.

[jasonu]

My 6 month old pup likes to eat his own poo.

[oldrider]

Note to one's self: Do not eat breakfast while checking out KB in the morning! :sick: Wild imaginations abound here! :lol:

[Oakie]

Well my cat just ate another lizard about 30 minutes ago. Not that unusual I guess. What is unusual tho is that he will jump up onto the breakfast bar thing overlooking the bench while we prepare a meal but has never ever tried to get any food from the bench, no matter how tempting. Content just to sniff from afar and watch. We've even accidentally left meat on the bench and the cat inside and come back hours later to find the meat untouched. He has very good manners.

He does appear to have inherited my 'catch and release' fishing ethic and applied it to birds. Catches them outside, brings them inside, releases them. Thanks Sheldon!

[george formby]

One thing about our mutt which caused concern when we left her with the neighbour for a Paeroa weekend was that she only eats on command. Left on the Friday, home on Monday. The dog had her first meal on Monday morning when the neighbour accidentally gave the command. Otherwise spent the whole weekend staring at the food bowl. Poor little puppy, the things you don't think about, eh?

[kinger]

Out male cat sits, and offers his front right paw in exchange for getting his head rubbed. He also "fetches" a christmas bauble when chucked for him. Brings it back and drops it. He's called Dave, and he's fuckin awesome! :yes:

[bluninja]

On Christmas day we were rushing around and hadn't fed the chooks. The chooks came into the kitchen as we had left the back door open, the oven was on and they were next to it. I offered them some dried stuffing mix and they loved it but my wife stopped me trying to get them to hop into the oven.

[george formby]

On Christmas day we were rushing around and hadn't fed the chooks. The chooks came into the kitchen as we had left the back door open, the oven was on and they were next to it. I offered them some dried stuffing mix and they loved it but my wife stopped me trying to get them to hop into the oven.

:clap:Love it. We had a Kunekune which I would rub with herb infused olive oil during the summer, pre marinading. My ex wife used to go mental! Pig loved it.

[jasonu]

Out male cat sits, and offers his front right paw in exchange for getting his head rubbed.

My cat does that when I am on the bog.

[speights_bud]

Our cat Penny thinks she's a dog, She will play with the bath water while the tap is running before it gets too deep, chase sticks and then chew them until they break while you hold them for her (small ones). Eats cicadas like they are going out of fashion, chases tennis balls and walnuts when tossed around the house.

Most fun is when she digs under the fence to tease the neighbours dog, spent a lot of time patting her and telling her she's a good girl while the old lady next door goes nuts. She also alternates between talking to the birds and growling at them. She has never meowed, only chirped at us. Stupid Cat

[Ocean1]

Our cat Penny thinks she's a dog, She will play with the bath water while the tap is running before it gets too deep, chase sticks and then chew them until they break while you hold them for her (small ones). Eats cicadas like they are going out of fashion, chases tennis balls and walnuts when tossed around the house.

Most fun is when she digs under the fence to tease the neighbours dog, spent a lot of time patting her and telling her she's a good girl while the old lady next door goes nuts. She also alternates between talking to the birds and growling at them. She has never meowed, only chirped at us. Stupid Cat

Has she got webbed paws? Sounds like Burmese behaviour.

[bluninja]

Our cat Penny thinks she's a dog, She will play with the bath water while the tap is running before it gets too deep, chase sticks and then chew them until they break while you hold them for her (small ones). Eats cicadas like they are going out of fashion, chases tennis balls and walnuts when tossed around the house.

Most fun is when she digs under the fence to tease the neighbours dog, spent a lot of time patting her and telling her she's a good girl while the old lady next door goes nuts. She also alternates between talking to the birds and growling at them. She has never meowed, only chirped at us. Stupid Cat


Our cat chirps too, but she does meow too occasionally. Her "trick" is to hide on the roof above the power line and then launch "Assassins Creed" style at any birds snagging them on the way down. I've stopped washing the BMW because every time I wash it she walks up it leaving footprints all over the screen and roof. I thought she sat on it to keep out of the dogs (and chooks) way but I think it's for hunting. It seems even an old BMW can attract the birds :rolleyes:

[Katman]

My 6 month old pup likes to eat his own poo.

Like father, like son.

[speights_bud]

Has she got webbed paws? Sounds like Burmese behaviour.

Not sure, will have to have a look when we get home on the weekend. She was a SPCA job, quite small in build so possibly.

(Hiding in the wooden box during a thunderstorm)


http://youtu.be/vEFHILiuCjA

[Grumph]

Has she got webbed paws? Sounds like Burmese behaviour.

We've bred Burmese for over 30 years....

Some memories - The stud who hated handbags with scent in them - accurate with the spray to 4 meters...

the latest young stud, before going outside to the run liked to lie upside down on my knee - one night he got a hard on. He looked up at me when i made a noise of surprise, then reached down and played with himself....and looked up again smirking...teenage boys are the same whatever the species...

[Kickaha]

Most fun is when she digs under the fence to tease the neighbours dog, spent a lot of time patting her and telling her she's a good girl while the old lady next door goes nuts. t

Just watched our Bengal stalking the neighbours dog about an hour ago, dog had his head through a gap in the fence, cat stalked him along the fenceline and gave him a smack and when the dog started going off had another go at him, small dog but still bigger than the cat

[george formby]

Just watched our Bengal stalking the neighbours dog about an hour ago, dog had his head through a gap in the fence, cat stalked him along the fenceline and gave him a smack and when the dog started going off had another go at him, small dog but still bigger than the cat

I used to have a cat like that, a Ginger Tom, bout the size of a dustbin liner. When I had me restaurant (with the pig out the back) he would force himself into the kitchen & roll in the celery on the bench. Great cat, got rid of the possums playing macadamia bowls on the roof, got rid of the feral cats but succumbed to an SUV. One of his greatest moments was in Tutukaka when he had been chased up a tree by a Corgi cross kind of thing. Must have had an epiphany because he came down that tree like a biblical storm, all tooth & claw, ring barked the Corgi & chased him for miles up the road. Loved that cat but he was thick as two short planks.
Aah, memories. Bastard dragged a very angry seagull through the window & curtain into the living room one afternoon while me & a couple of mates were watching Acid House. Yet again, Biblical mayhem, it was one of those big black winged buggers, it flew, cat chased, we ducked & screamed. Shit & wreckage everywhere. Gull got seriously catted, flew no more.

[DrunkenMistake]

We have two cats,
The youngest one plays camp mum with my oldest daughter who is a year and a half almost,
if the cat wants to play she goes in and wakes up baby or baby seeks out the cat either or but if my eldest makes a slight murmur in her sleep the cat will bolt out of the room and start squawking its ass off until either my partner or myself go in with the cat to investigate.

..sounds cute but its a pain in the ass at 3am when you get a face full of claws and an ear full of meow.

[Ocean1]

We've bred Burmese for over 30 years....

We've had a few, mostly girls. The current one's a male, though, the wife and daughter got him cheap because he was too big for the breeder to keep. He's a big cat. Not big for a Burmese, just big.

When we moved here a few years ago we locked him in an upstairs bedroom in the new place until we'd moved in. He broke out through a window and vanished. I was worried about the neighbours livestock. He turned up 7 months later, apparently none the worse for wear, just strolled through the back door and said "Where's dinner?".

[Ocean1]

Just watched our Bengal stalking the neighbours dog about an hour ago, dog had his head through a gap in the fence, cat stalked him along the fenceline and gave him a smack and when the dog started going off had another go at him, small dog but still bigger than the cat

Would like a Bengal. Mostly so I could stick a "Beware of Cat" sign on the gate.

Not cheap though.

[yungatart]

Our female cat, George, talks to the birds, loves her tummy rubbed, thinks she would like to travel on a bike, loves water and has a shoe fetish!
We recently took her in the car to be rehomed in Wanganui...it is a bit quiet without her

[Katiepie]

My bull terrier cross beardy collie Beanie will steal one piece of recycling at a time, take it back to my shepherds kennel and stash it under the straw, then head back for more when the coast is clear. She will fill up his kennel and then go next door into hers and fall asleep. He gets well fucked off when he goes into his kennel and can't get comfortable amongst tins, cans, milks cartons and wine bottles. Oh, and keep finding my missing socks in there too. Tart!

[98tls]

Our cat loves rolling around in my used underclothes,come home from work and jump in the shower hes in there like a robbers dog,goes nuts rolling around the dirty bastard.Singlets and t-shirt sleeves are the items of choice.

[slofox]

Our cat loves rolling around in my used underclothes,come home from work and jump in the shower hes in there like a robbers dog,goes nuts rolling around the dirty bastard.Singlets and t-shirt sleeves are the items of choice.

My cat does that. But she prefers sweaty undies.

[ellipsis]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

[98tls]

My cat does that. But she prefers sweaty undies.

No doubt mine would if i wore em.

[98tls]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

Gimme an ounce of what your on eh...

[oldrider]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

A man once said to me "your mother couldn't have been a good woman to have such a bastard"! ...... I never understood :confused:

......... until I started reading your posts! :blip: ...................... (happy new year)

[vifferman]

Weird things my pets do? :eek: Too many things to list, but their latest thing is going off their nuts at the neighbour's farkin' cat, which likes to come over to visit at bugger-all AM in the morning, and have a crap in the wife's vege garden. (The lettuce seedlings are all farkt).
Then there's anyone with the audacity to walk past the front gate, especially with a pet in tow; they get the hysterical barking. (The anti-bark collar's waiting on the kitchen bench, Barney!)
If Sasha even thinks she's done something wrong, she rolls over on her back at your feet, looks all sweet and innocent as if to say, "Me sorreeee!" and invariably ends up with a tummy rub instead of a growling. She seems to have stopped picking the strawberries off just before they were ripe (courtesy of a cage and netting over them), and the thrill of hunting snails and leaving them on the front doorstep seems to have waned. Still loves leaping up and planting her front paws in your chest if you say "walk' (or even if she thinks you might be about to say it...). We have to spell 'walk', or use alternative words, like "perambulate", or say "bee-atch" instead of "beach", or "VW" instead of "car", as otherwise the two dogs go absolutely farking mental. :laugh:

[Zarkov]

Cat thinks it's a lion.

What do people?

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