Can't even go for a ride to "cool them down" anymore

[willytheekid]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9584351/Naked-scooter-driver-was-just-cooling-down

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IJnVndBjjd4/T2U8MMMV8OI/AAAAAAAABU8/P-1NVv67Yig/s1600/0317121254a_edited.jpg
Loved Craigs comment - "I thought I'd seen it all, but I hadn't. I don't want to see any more of it."

:killingme


...and NO!...it wasn't me:no:...this time :o

[unstuck]

Would be a cool wheelie happening if that cape got caught around the back wheel.:2thumbsup

[willytheekid]

Would be a cool wheelie happening if that cape got caught around the back wheel.:2thumbsup

:weep:...Im not allowed to do wheelie's any more mate:no:...rastuscat will kick my arse if he gets any more "reports" of me having that much FUN on a public road....naked or not!:laugh: (Ive been making a real effort to limit my "fun" around town, cos he gave me a friendly warning...instead of a huge ticket and road side beating lol)

[Swoop]

The man has a cape. Anyone with a cape is awesome!
Cooling down one's immense wedding tackle at the same time is just a simple 11 out of a possible 10.

:Punk:

[Murray]

Naked scooter driver was just 'cooling down'
Last updated 13:38 07/01/2014


A rural police officer thought he had seen it all until he drove past a man on a scooter with his underwear pulled down to his ankles.

When stopped, the half-naked motorist explained that he was merely "letting them cool down".

Constable Craig Newman was the lucky officer charged with dealing with the situation on State Highway 1 north of Amberley, Canterbury, about 4.30pm on Monday.

He couldn't believe what he was witnessing. The man on the scooter was wearing a top, but no pants.

"As you came up behind him all you could see was his big white bare bum," Newman said.

"I thought 'that's bizarre'. I didn't think I'd seen it properly."

He pulled the 35-year-old driver of the black and orange scooter over and asked why his pants were down.

"I'm just letting them cool down," was the man's reply.

He had driven half naked for about 10 kilometres after finishing work in Rangiora.

Newman said there had been no complaints about the man's behaviour so he let him go and warned him about the importance of "wearing all safety equipment in the appropriate places".

"I thought I'd seen it all, but I hadn't. I don't want to see any more of it."

What should he have been wearing?????

[yungatart]

The road rules require one to wear a helmet to ride a scooter, but there are other laws covering nudity/indecent exposure.

ATGATT is not a requirement at all...

[MrItalian]

must be a hardcore GTA 5 player :laugh:

[Paul in NZ]

Hmmm... A Hi Viz Bum apparently

[Grizzo]

Would be a cool wheelie happening if that cape got caught around the back wheel.:2thumbsup

Yep, nothing funnier than seeing naked people getting shit wrong.

[Oakie]

Been there, done that.

(Filmed on a fairly private backyard)

[Robbo]

Yep, nothing funnier than seeing naked people getting shit wrong.


You mean like this.. http://news.sky.com/story/1191044/australia-naked-man-stuck-in-washing-machine

[cc rider]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9584351/Naked-scooter-driver-was-just-cooling-down
Needs a tail-tidy