Lurker turned poster - TheDemonLord

[TheDemonLord]

So I have been reading a lot of threads on this forum, most have answered my Questions without me needing to Register and post, but alas I have a question that has not been asked, so have registered to ask it.

I am a notorious Forum Whore (HAI XSANNZ!) so will probably end up posting a lot, all with my signature opinionated style of debate. I am not one to take cover when a Flame war erupts.

Apart from that, I have an Epic Beard, Long hair, Listen to Metal, Ride a Honda, am a Massive Geek and everything else you will probably figure out when I start posting lots....

[EJK]

So what is your question?

Welcome to KB. We can use another nutter :msn-wink:

P.S. I like flame wars.

[TheDemonLord]

Its about Long hair and Riding - its in the Ladies Section, so far I have caught 2 Trolls, I hope to have enough by the end of the day to make a packaged Display set

[Pound]

Ahhh an eccentric type, this world needs more of people like you :cool:
Welcome welcome fine sir!

[Grubber]

This is gonna get interesting for sure!:devil2:

[TheDemonLord]

This is gonna get interesting for sure!:devil2:

Interesting like the smooth feel of freshly shaved testicles or Interesting like the feel of the Back wheel deciding it wants to take the scenic route around the corner?

[Akzle]

the first rule of troll club....

Youve completely removed the elephant of surprise... I forsee some unfunny shit in your near future.

[Akzle]

Interesting like the smooth feel of freshly shaved testicles in your mouth...

jeez. You really do ride honda.

[_Shrek_]

Apart from that, I have an Epic Beard, Long hair, Listen to Metal, Ride a Honda, am a Massive Geek and everything else you will probably figure out when I start posting lots....

so you're a long haired hippy geek who rides a Honda, so you're gay as well, don't have much going for you!!! :rolleyes:

welcome to KB :drinknsin

[pritch]

Welcom to the funny farm.

[unstuck]

Welcom to the funny farm.

Funny farm? Must be a fuckin drought round this place then.

[EJK]

Funny farm? Must be a fuckin drought round this place then.

We did however had a brief shower of Pratik last week, which soon changed southerlies :sunny:

[TheDemonLord]

So the day I start posting is the day that someone pulls into my path while filtering and I go for a slip and slide down HW1....

You guys and your bad luck joojoo...

What a bunch of dicks....

Nah - Im all good, jacket hemet and gloves are trashed but apart from a really sore thumb (gettin it x rayed atm to check if broke) and a mild concussion am whole.

My Hornet is looking a little sad however :(

[_Shrek_]

So the day I start posting is the day that someone pulls into my path while filtering and I go for a slip and slide down HW1....

You guys and your bad luck joojoo...

What a bunch of dicks....

Nah - Im all good, jacket hemet and gloves are trashed but apart from a really sore thumb (gettin it x rayed atm to check if broke) and a mild concussion am whole.

My Hornet is looking a little sad however :(

good to see you ok... all the rest can be replaced without to much hassle...

[caseye]

So a self confessed geek that trolls and can't keep his Nonda upright in traffic, yeah na, not going to amount to a hill of beans around here you ain't.
So another ACC claim on US is it?

[EJK]

So the day I start posting is the day that someone pulls into my path while filtering and I go for a slip and slide down HW1....

You guys and your bad luck joojoo...

What a bunch of dicks....

Nah - Im all good, jacket hemet and gloves are trashed but apart from a really sore thumb (gettin it x rayed atm to check if broke) and a mild concussion am whole.

My Hornet is looking a little sad however :(

Oh no! Sorry to hear! Was your hair ok?

[unstuck]

Was that fuckin hair that pulled him off balance I reckon, thats why I have a mohawk, keeps me balanced.:Punk::Punk:




Good your ok, bummer you cant ride for shit.:bleh:

[TheDemonLord]

Thanks for the Abuse - really cheered me up :lol:

I suppose I deserved it.

Hair is fine, this is my first EVER ACC claim, hasn't put me off riding - just need to ride faster to avoid all the accidents... amidoingitrite?

on a related note - any ideas on where I can get the following:

Fuel Tank
Engine Cover
Gear lever
Foot pegs
Plastic side bits at the back of the bike

[_Shrek_]

I suppose I deserved it

you know it :corn: .


QUOTE=TheDemonLord;1130660122]any ideas on where I can get the following:

Fuel Tank
Engine Cover
Gear lever
Foot pegs
Plastic side bits at the back of the bike

it's called a new bike, or there's a few wreckers in Orks [/QUOTE]

[unstuck]

I think leggo are still making those bikes, any toy shop should do.:2thumbsup

Dont think of it as abuse, think of it as character building.:lol:

[TheDemonLord]

Now now,

Let's not be talking Smack about Lego....

[Pound]

Wow talk about some very judgement and nasty comments!
Show some sympathy and compassion for this guy!
Glad to hear that the only thing that got hurt was your bike man :msn-wink:
Don't sweat it, things happen, life goes on, and you'll be back riding in no time. :msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Wow talk about some very judgement and nasty comments!
Show some sympathy and compassion for this guy!
Glad to hear that the only thing that got hurt was your bike man :msn-wink:
Don't sweat it, things happen, life goes on, and you'll be back riding in no time. :msn-wink:

Fuck off newb, if,n you dont like the heat get the fuck out of our kitchen.:motu:
Try not to get too serious, you may have a stroke:tugger:

[Pound]

Fuck off newb, if,n you dont like the heat get the fuck out of our kitchen.:motu:
Try not to get too serious, you may have a stroke:tugger:

Wow, you're a nice person for sure!
What a great role model you are for the biker community, sure making new riders feel very welcome. :sweatdrop

No offense intended, just trying not to sound too harsh is all.
Guess I should just keep my opinions to myself then.

My apologies :weep:

[unstuck]

Wow, you're a nice person for sure!
What a great role model you are for the biker community, sure making new riders feel very welcome. :sweatdrop

No offense intended, just trying not to sound too harsh is all.
Guess I should just keep my opinions to myself then.

My apologies :weep:

Harden the fuck up nancy, your not gonna last very long around here with that sort of attitude. It is a motorcycle site, not a fuckin knitting circle.:laugh:

[FJRider]

Interesting like the smooth feel of freshly shaved testicles or Interesting like the feel of the Back wheel deciding it wants to take the scenic route around the corner?

In my experience of the former ... the nurse concerned had more chest hair than I.

The latter ... once resulted in losing a little chest hair.

So neither has my interest in ANY future "happenings" ...

[FJRider]

Guess I should just keep my opinions to myself then.

My apologies :weep:

This is KB .... keeping opinions to ones self is not the KB way.

As already stated ... harden up.

Then get stuck in .... red could be your new favourite colour ...

[Pound]

Harden the fuck up nancy, your not gonna last very long around here with that sort of attitude. It is a motorcycle site, not a fuckin knitting circle.:laugh:

:( I think I'll just stick to my knitting needles and balls of yarn.......

[Stirts]

It is a motorcycle site, not a fuckin knitting circle.:laugh:

Naawwwwwwwww dammit, I just finished knitting my bikini too

292095

[oneblackflag]

:( I think I'll just stick to my knitting needles and balls of yarn.......

Yea you're gonna get 'pounded' on here :buggerd: ..... Stop making Hamilton look gehy :msn-wink:

[TheDemonLord]

TBH with you all, I would be more worried if I didn't recieve an dose of ribbing after crashing - if I thought someone was being an actual cunt, I would call them out on it.

As Unstuck pointed out out -this isn't a knitting club....

but thanks for the concern - in other news - it looks like I have torn a ligament in my right thumb, so a bit gay, but nothing that won't heal in 6 weeks.


just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

[unstuck]

just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

Left hand under leg reaching round to fondle the old fella is best I reckon.:yes:

[Stirts]

And for an extra treat...Prior to reaching around, sit on said hand until it goes numb, then commence said wank.

[Crasherfromwayback]

just gotta work out how to wank left handed again

It'll cum to you.

[Akzle]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

[unstuck]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

Sorry Akky, It really should of been the first page, bit slow getting into it this year.:2thumbsup

[TheDemonLord]

3 pages, and you guys have reduced it to this.
Harrumf.

What did you expect?

[unstuck]

What did you expect?

5$$ and a bag of chips, of course.:brick:

[Akzle]

Sorry Akky, It really should of been the first page, bit slow getting into it this year.:2thumbsup

should have*

[Brownbikerbabe]

In my experience of the former ... the nurse concerned had more chest hair than I.
...

please do not diss nursy's we keep the doc's from killin' ya, and hairy chested ones are the best ones by the way, i haven't waxed my chest or legs coz it is winter here :msn-wink::bleh:

[TheDemonLord]

So got the Bike back to my Garage (from where I had stored it) and good news! damage isn't as bad as I thought, still need to get some parts, but the Frame looks good, and only easy to replace parts on the side took any real damage.

Hopefully riding again when my thumb heals in a month or so!:banana::banana:

[unstuck]

Good stuff.:2thumbsup
I broke my finger yesterday, still going trail riding on saturday though. Lots of electrical tape and she'll be right.:niceone:

[wysper]

Try not to get too serious, you may have a stroke:tugger:

2-stroke or 4?

[unstuck]

2-stroke or 4?

Depends how turned on you are. :shifty:

[FJRider]

please do not diss nursy's we keep the doc's from killin' ya, and hairy chested ones are the best ones by the way, i haven't waxed my chest or legs coz it is winter here :msn-wink::bleh:

I have ALWAYS found Nursy's to be the bestest type of people around ... ANYWHERE ... :yes:

The nurse I spoke of ... seemed quite proud of HIS chest hair ... ;)

And considering the small operation I was getting at the time (read my post to get a clue as to what was getting done) ... I was in NO position to diss the nurse ... <_<