Things you'll never do again!

[kevfromcoro]

Wasn't sure where to post this..
Its not really a joke,, but it is a bit of humor.
Things youll never do again....

Piss on an electric fence :shit:

[Paul in NZ]

DIY surgery no matter how minor...

[kevfromcoro]

Take the Grand kids backstage to meet Rolf Harris

[unstuck]

Have kids.:Punk::Punk:

[YellowDog]

Take a seemingly ravishing beauty home after 9 beers :sick:

[ellipsis]

...yeah, I can fix that...

[kevfromcoro]

Get drunk in a gay bar.....:facepalm:

[ellipsis]

Get drunk in a gay bar.....:facepalm:

...wots wrong with that...

[unstuck]

Jump my PE 400 off the murrys bay wharf.:no:

[Akzle]

hamilton
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[MSTRS]

Pull my granddad's finger.

[unstuck]

Pull the handbrake for a slide in a 4x4 Nissan navara at 140+kmh. You know, the ones with the drumbrake on the driveshaft.:nono:

[Berries]

Pull my grandad.

[blackdog]

Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.

[unstuck]

Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.

You sure it was a chick.:shutup:

[blackdog]

You sure it was a chick.:shutup:

http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/Penis_girl_sm.jpg

[unstuck]

I knew it, ya sick bastard.:niceone:

[kevfromcoro]

take a piss after slicing red hot chillies

[Madness]

Spray Brakleen on the groin area of my pants whilst still wearing them.

[unstuck]

Go for a piss while working in an apiary site.:shit:

[blackdog]

This was doomed to be a penis thread.

[Woodman]

Pick up a chick in a Bangkok nightclub.

Being dressed up in drag in Bangkok:no:

[Akzle]

This was doomed to be a penis thread.

by you.
Posting a giant dong.

[husaberg]

True story.

Tell one of the ladies that you are friends with, work with, share an office with.
That her (and your) friend (just married 5 months ago) that you and her also work with)
That "HER FRIEND" (and workmate) is sleeping with her brother in law that also (of course)happens to work with you.......

Read it twice, it's bloody hard to comprehend. Just how fucked up that situation is........ Then learn from me.
You must never never never tell her no mater what ever........ No matter how blatant, they are being about it.........
I kid you not........
Sometimes doing the right thing is the Wrong thing.. No mater how good a friend they are.... While i don't regret it...but i will never ever ever do it again...........

[ellipsis]

...the same things I said I'd never do again... last time I said I wouldn't do it...

[Berries]

Knocking one off on the back seat of a bus when it stopped next to another one.

[scumdog]

Knocking one of when a bus-load on nuns stops alongside you - kinda took the edge of the romantic moment! (MAYBE if I'd waited until it was dark...)

[kevfromcoro]

Take drugs into Bali

[unstuck]

Jam a detectives fingers in the window of a XJ12.:nono:

[bmwilly]

Jump my PE 400 off the murrys bay wharf.:no:
That was you.....LEGEND!!!!

[bmwilly]

Jam a detectives fingers in the window of a XJ12.:nono:

That was you....LEGEND!!!!!

[ellipsis]

That was you.....LEGEND!!!!

...retrospectively cool...

[unstuck]

Take datura, and steal a bulldozer while waiting to go to court for stealing a car.:nono:

[Grizzo]

Sprint naked down Mt Maunganui beach with a glowstick tied to my willie.

[puddytat]

Find the keys for the contractors Backhoe & another tractor, & " landscape" the playing fields at my High School.:killingme
That & drinking a bottle of D.B thru a straw then polishing of a bottle of Bacardi straight, with a mate, at 11:sick:

[BuzzardNZ]

buy a honda hornet 600

[kevfromcoro]

magic mussrooms

[Brownbikerbabe]

wrap my legs with duct tape when i was a kid and then sleep with it over night WTF was I thinking???? :facepalm: boy did i get a beating the next day from my mother :bash::angry2::angry2::angry2::bash::bash:

[husaberg]

wrap my legs with duct tape when i was a kid and then sleep with it over night WTF was I thinking???? :facepalm: boy did i get a beating the next day from my mother :bash::angry2::angry2::angry2::bash::bash:

Bondage and Discipline just saying:innocent::facepalm::shutup::laugh:

[Brownbikerbabe]

Bondage and Discipline just saying:innocent::facepalm::shutup::laugh:

LOL Maybe. I think I was like 8 years old.

[husaberg]

LOL Maybe. I think I was like 8 years old.

You never know, Canadian really EH? I thought they were all like nice sweet girls unbound by normal stereotypes, how aboot that:confused:

[SMOKEU]

I'll never trip on nutmeg again.

[unstuck]

I'll never trip on nutmeg again.

Ha ha, you didn't. Fuckin nutter.:killingme:killingme:killingme

I won't call my probation officer a goat fucker again, this week.:2thumbsup

[SMOKEU]

Ha ha, you didn't. Fuckin nutter.:killingme:killingme:killingme


Oh yes I did! I was tripping balls for like 2 days, and certainly not in a good way either. It's like having a bad flu mixed with severe delirium. I was so out of it I literally didn't even know what day it was, or what the fuck was happening. Don't do it.

[unstuck]

Oh yes I did! I was tripping balls for like 2 days, and certainly not in a good way either. It's like having a bad flu mixed with severe delirium. I was so out of it I literally didn't even know what day it was, or what the fuck was happening. Don't do it.

Try snorting that shit, that,ll fuck you up.:innocent:

[kevfromcoro]

never take LSD again,, microdot green
even the cat and wife turned green

[FJRider]

I won't call my probation officer a goat fucker again, this week.:2thumbsup

Well .. not to his face ... again .... :rolleyes:

[scumdog]

Oh yes I did! I was tripping balls for like 2 days, and certainly not in a good way either. It's like having a bad flu mixed with severe delirium. I was so out of it I literally didn't even know what day it was, or what the fuck was happening.


So...what's changed????:bleh::rolleyes:

[SMOKEU]

So...what's changed????:bleh::rolleyes:

I'm still tripping, just not as much!


Try snorting that shit, that,ll fuck you up.:innocent:

How much do you need to snort? Does it burn the nose real bad like ecstasy? Or more or a caffeine pill type burn?

[unstuck]

I'm still tripping, just not as much!



How much do you need to snort? Does it burn the nose real bad like ecstasy? Or more or a caffeine pill type burn?

As much as you like. Yes. Far worse than either of those.:msn-wink:

[Akzle]

you need better eccy if it burns...
Never got nutmegd. And did try, in my yoof.
Is it alkaloid? I seem to be immune to them now... Datura, opium, ciggies, just dont tickle like they used to...
(never got datura'd either. Not for lack of trying)

[SMOKEU]

you need better eccy if it burns...
Never got nutmegd. And did try, in my yoof.
Is it alkaloid? I seem to be immune to them now... Datura, opium, ciggies, just dont tickle like they used to...
(never got datura'd either. Not for lack of trying)

I'm not sure if it's an alkaloid or not, but there's more info here (http://www.erowid.org/plants/nutmeg/nutmeg.shtml).

I haven't tried Datura, as I've never met anyone who has gone back for a second trip after experiencing it. Opium sounds like fun, but I still haven't tried it. If it's as much fun as codeine, I'm in!

[jim.cox]

I haven't tried Datura, as I've never met anyone who has gone back for a second trip after experiencing it.

Go careful with that Datura - the effective dose and the LD50 (leathal 50% of the time) are almost the same - and being a plant you are never quite sure just how strong your brew is....

[unstuck]

I'm not sure if it's an alkaloid or not, but there's more info here (http://www.erowid.org/plants/nutmeg/nutmeg.shtml).

I haven't tried Datura, as I've never met anyone who has gone back for a second trip after experiencing it. Opium sounds like fun, but I still haven't tried it. If it's as much fun as codeine, I'm in!

Codeine is shit, Ketamine is the one.:niceone: Opium is a laugh if bled properly. Datura can really fuck you up, I took it 3 days straight once, and my eyes started bleeding.:eek:

Just pot for me now thanks.:2thumbsup

[SMOKEU]

Go careful with that Datura - the effective dose and the LD50 (leathal 50% of the time) are almost the same - and being a plant you are never quite sure just how strong your brew is....

I'm really not tempted to try it.


Codeine is shit, Ketamine is the one.:niceone: Opium is a laugh if bled properly. Datura can really fuck you up, I took it 3 days straight once, and my eyes started bleeding.:eek:

Just pot for me now thanks.:2thumbsup

In what way does opium feel different to codeine? More of a euphoric effect? I find a dose of around 210-240mg of codeine (when I have no tolerance) seems to hit the spot very nicely. Tramadol is nice too, but doesn't feel as good as codeine. Have you tried poppy seed tea? I've made it a few times, but all it did was make me really tired and feel sick. Opioids can be so much fun!

I've never had the chance to try ketamine, where do you get it?

+1 to sticking with the buds mainly.

[jim.cox]

Have you tried poppy seed tea? I've made it a few times, but all it did was make me really tired and feel sick. Opioids can be so much fun!

Opium (and Poppies) are a Narcotic . Narcos == sleep . Making you sleepy is what it does

[unstuck]

Smoking opium is like having some really good skunk, but lasts alot longer. Coedine does absolutely nothing for me, maybe its just me. I wouldn't tell you where to get Ketamine, even if I knew.:shifty:

Stick to the weed if you must get fucked up, thats my advice. From a past of trying anything and everything, thats what I would suggest.:Punk::Punk:


Especially stay away from the biggest legal shit out there, alcohol. That shits worse than anything.:innocent:

[YellowDog]

Codeine is shit, Ketamine is the one.:niceone: Opium is a laugh if bled properly. Datura can really fuck you up, I took it 3 days straight once, and my eyes started bleeding.:eek:

Just pot for me now thanks.:2thumbsup

I was looking for a new hobby. I guess I should keep looking :wacko:

[unstuck]

I was looking for a new hobby. I guess I should keep looking :wacko:

Good idea, Im stupid enough for everyone else on here. The world needs dumb fuckers like me though, to learn how not to live.:eek5:

[SMOKEU]

Opium (and Poppies) are a Narcotic . Narcos == sleep . Making you sleepy is what it does

I get that, but poppy seed tea doesn't give me a good high like codeine, where I don't usually get tired as such. Codeine just makes me relax a lot more than I could from anything else, but poppy seed tea makes me feel sick with a headache and mild to moderate nausea, and really tired.


Smoking opium is like having some really good skunk, but lasts alot longer. Coedine does absolutely nothing for me, maybe its just me. I wouldn't tell you where to get Ketamine, even if I knew.:shifty:

Stick to the weed if you must get fucked up, thats my advice. From a past of trying anything and everything, thats what I would suggest.:Punk::Punk:


Especially stay away from the biggest legal shit out there, alcohol. That shits worse than anything.:innocent:

Now I need to score some opium.

[oneblackflag]

Codeine makes me fucking itchy....

[Brownbikerbabe]

You never know, Canadian really EH? I thought they were all like nice sweet girls unbound by normal stereotypes, how aboot that:confused:

HAHAHHA! Very fooony!! :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

[SMOKEU]

Codeine makes me fucking itchy....

The trick is not to scratch, as it will only make it worse. Just try to ride it out.

[Akzle]

smokey.... you gotta get in to this
http://tabarakrazvi.com/2010/07/19/5-ways-to-get-high/

[The Reibz]

Use bungie tie downs to secure a load on the back of a motorcycle.
Wind from a oncoming truck blew my package through the bungies and I got to watch $2300 worth of auto parts get headon'd multiple times by a couple of trucks.

Almost felt like crying.

[unstuck]

Use bungie tie downs to secure a load on the back of a motorcycle.
Wind from a oncoming truck blew my package through the bungies and I got to watch $2300 worth of auto parts get headon'd multiple times by a couple of trucks.

Almost felt like crying.

You fucking muppet.:killingme:killingme


Bet you did cry, Nancy.:nya:

[Ocean1]

Almost felt like crying.

Novice.

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.



I tend to take a bit more care packing shit nowadays.

[unstuck]

Novice.

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.



I tend to take a bit more care packing shit nowadays.

Now that would be worth watching.:first:

[Moi]

I had a pup tent escape from my pack at 100k and immediately make like a parachute and drag me off the back of the bike.

The bike went for fookin miles all by itself and then parked itself perfectly leaning up against the fence.



Bet it wasn't funny at the time... But now a classic... silent movie stuff... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[husaberg]

HAHAHHA! Very fooony!! :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

I'll take funny, i was aiming for mildly annoying, yet thought proforking

[SMOKEU]

Carried large pizzas on a GSXR by putting them on the fuel tank and trying to stop them slipping off by holding them in with my elbows around corners. At least I didn't crash. Pizzas flew off though.

[ellipsis]

Carried large pizzas on a GSXR by putting them on the fuel tank and trying to stop them slipping off by holding them in with my elbows around corners. At least I didn't crash. Pizzas flew off though.

...something similar...putting pizza in box in my jacket and having the cheese run, burn my nuts and then having to extricate the then cold cheese from my pubes...not a clever thing to do...was many years ago though...

[rustyrobot]

...something similar...putting pizza in box in my jacket and having the cheese run, burn my nuts and then having to extricate the then cold cheese from my pubes...not a clever thing to do...was many years ago though...

Well, I hope you gave them a discount when you delivered the pizza.

[5150]

Good The world needs dumb fuckers like me though, to learn how not to live.:eek5:

yup. Just ask Philip Seymour Hoffman... :facepalm:

[5150]

Stumbling across this thread is right up there. :laugh: