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mashman
18th January 2014, 15:52
How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?

blackdog
18th January 2014, 15:53
Get her to douche first.

Grizzo
18th January 2014, 16:00
Get her to douche first.

Bahahaha:killingme Had to expect that Mash!

TheDemonLord
18th January 2014, 16:06
How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?

Don't go to PaknSave?

RoscoP
18th January 2014, 16:07
How do you remove the smell of fish and bait off yer fingers?

Wash your hands with toothpaste (add a small amount of water) and then rinse clean. Yes it really works

T.W.R
18th January 2014, 16:14
What you been doin??

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21976&d=1134629150


Seriously though a cut :msn-wink:Lemon

blackdog
18th January 2014, 16:29
What you been doin??


Seriously though a cut :msn-wink:Lemon

Yeah, the actual answer, is as above. Citrus.

And the Mrs reckons sugar? I'll take her word for it.

Akzle
18th January 2014, 16:38
fresh fish doesnt smell.
Bait? Wash yer hands in da ocean

mashman
18th January 2014, 16:38
Get her to douche first.

S'alright, she's sparkling minty fresh now.


Wash your hands with toothpaste (add a small amount of water) and then rinse clean. Yes it really works

Works on vagina's, not fingers.


What you been doin??

Seriously though a cut :msn-wink:Lemon

Fushin with the family. Well, they fished and I ran around like a fuckin monkey looking at my rod wondering when I'd get a cast.

The lemon worked for a few minutes, now we're back to fush... albeit with a hint of mint.


Yeah, the actual answer, is as above. Citrus.

And the Mrs reckons sugar? I'll take her word for it.

Might need to do me a finger bowl.

Hmmmmm, that's next on the list. Might try washing powder after that.

mashman
18th January 2014, 16:40
fresh fish doesnt smell.
Bait? Wash yer hands in da ocean

It does when yer gutting it, scaling it and preparing it for the family. Some fucker told me spotty was "ok" to eat. The aftertaste nearly made me puke.
Mackerel and Squid. Wouldn't my hands end up covered in shit?

blackdog
18th January 2014, 16:46
Spotty! Haha how big were the fillets?

T.W.R
18th January 2014, 16:48
The cure-all PETROL

lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on

mashman
18th January 2014, 16:58
Spotty! Haha how big were the fillets?

Not big. 3 about 5/6 inches, with a couple of 3's that the girls landed. The sugar just hurt my hands.


The cure-all PETROL

lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on

I'm going to pour petrol on them and set them on fire... the fish that is, not the guy that said they could be eaten. Mind you, he didn't say enjoyed and the missus didn't get the aftertaste. I'll remind her of that later. I was just eyeing the WD-40 though.

unstuck
18th January 2014, 17:01
The cure-all PETROL

lol spotties are throw back material...rats of the sea, somebody was having you on

Yup, Petrol. Then set it alight. Works everytime.:2thumbsup











Well your a silly enough bugger to believe spottys are a good eating fish.:killingme

Woodman
18th January 2014, 17:18
Put your bike gloves on and go for a long ride.

Eating spottys.......:killingme

huff3r
18th January 2014, 17:23
Go to your nearest tackle store. There are many types of fish smell removing hand soaps and wipes. At FCO we have at least 4 options.

There is even a soap that will lather in salt water so you can wash up at sea.

mashman
18th January 2014, 17:54
Well your a silly enough bugger to believe spottys are a good eating fish.:killingme

I didn't think, I experimented... at least then I'll know from experience :D


Put your bike gloves on and go for a long ride.

Eating spottys.......:killingme

heh... well I was told that I could go fushun tomorrow. Wonder how I can strap the rod to the Prila (after I've put the forks back in... sorry D & D, still not done)


Go to your nearest tackle store. There are many types of fish smell removing hand soaps and wipes. At FCO we have at least 4 options.

There is even a soap that will lather in salt water so you can wash up at sea.

Aye... I'll be giving that a shot tomorrow as I need more weights.

awa355
18th January 2014, 18:08
If this doesn't work, move back to the next row of knuckles and try again.

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mashman
18th January 2014, 18:35
If this doesn't work, move back to the next row of knuckles and try again.

bwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... although bit concerned how I'm gonna tie the hook, let alone bait it, then cast the line?

T.W.R
18th January 2014, 18:48
Mind you, he didn't say enjoyed and the missus didn't get the aftertaste. I'll remind her of that later. I was just eyeing the WD-40 though.

Whoever it was had probably eaten a small Rig thinking it was a spottie :laugh:
Gotta chase them after dark (down here anyway) especially in the wee AM hrs, 4-5ft long fish isn't uncommon






Well your a silly enough bugger to believe spottys are a good eating fish.:killingme

Can't even use the shitty bloody things for bait...other fish don't even like them :facepalm:

Oakie
18th January 2014, 19:10
This is all ambulance at the bottom of the cliff stuff If you don't mind looking a bit of a softie, wear latex gloves when you bait up. Simple! Or take some wet-wipes of some sort and clean up as you go. Both solutions work a treat.

mashman
18th January 2014, 19:37
Whoever it was had probably eaten a small Rig thinking it was a spottie :laugh:
Gotta chase them after dark (down here anyway) especially in the wee AM hrs, 4-5ft long fish isn't uncommon

Isn't uncommon? 5ft Spotty? Is one jigging my line per chance :laugh:. Must have some set of gnashers.


This is all ambulance at the bottom of the cliff stuff If you don't mind looking a bit of a softie, wear latex gloves when you bait up. Simple! Or take some wet-wipes of some sort and clean up as you go. Both solutions work a treat.

Was sort of thinking about some form of glove as I really don't mind looking like a poosay in the slightest. Will mull things over whilst sleeping as it looks as though we're ALL going fishing tomorrow :facepalm:

T.W.R
18th January 2014, 19:49
Isn't uncommon? 5ft Spotty? Is one jigging my line per chance :laugh:. Must have some set of gnashers.


:facepalm: 5ft Rig :yes: ha gnashers are naff all a Salmon with river jaw has a worse set to deal with :yes:

Decent surf gear (14-16ft rod) or a long line kontiki raft at night of the beach isn't a problem to get Rig (most are 3-4ft), Elephant fish when in season, used to be able to get Groper (Hapuka for you northern types) late July- August not so long ago, seven gill sharks if your gear is heavy enough

george formby
18th January 2014, 19:50
A nail brush, soap & cold water will do it. Well, will do a good job, depends how good your soap is.
Hot water sets the proteins in the goo on your hands & sticks like shit to the blanket. It also stimulates bacteria which does not help the whiff. Scrub em up like a surgeon.
All the above is conjecture but it works for me & my chopping boards. I know that if I wash a raw produce board in hot water it will smell, not so with cold.
Table salt will do it, too. Again, cold water, salt on wet hands & rub thoroughly, rinse. Moisturise.

I've heard from a Michelin Star Ex pat French chef that spotties are the closest thing he has found to the Mediterranean Racasse to make stock for Bouillabaisse. True story, he is a keen rock fisherman.
Unless you mean spottie dogs which are sharks. Diced and added to the soup at it's finish.

cc rider
19th January 2014, 00:42
Pee on your hands

Akzle
19th January 2014, 06:06
Decent surf gear (14-16ft rod)...seven gill sharks if your gear is heavy enough

fuck that would be a bit of fun!! pulling in bronzies on 20kg gear is enough of a workout

husaberg
19th January 2014, 06:59
Silly potato
You have to sweat out the smell, cause it goes into the Paws:bleh:

T.W.R
19th January 2014, 07:06
fuck that would be a bit of fun!! pulling in bronzies on 20kg gear is enough of a workout

:laugh: Not really, their just an oversized version of a rig. A Bronzie would have way more balls in putting up a fight.
Use to use mainly just 12kg main line with 25kg shock leader and the business end was a sliding rig with a 6oz weight & 40cm steel trace.
And on a raft set-up it's pretty much a dead haul bringing anything in :sleep:

Far prefer chasing Salmon, more of a challenge, requires more skill, and decent fish are proper battlers :first:

FJRider
19th January 2014, 11:47
It does when yer gutting it, scaling it and preparing it for the family.

That's women's work ... leave well alone ... :cool:

The Reibz
19th January 2014, 14:42
Buy a speargun, results speak for themselves...

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ellipsis
19th January 2014, 14:53
...fukn 'ell...we've gone from smelly digits to indigestible spotty ingestion to war with a spear...what about one of them C130's with a big fucking cannon next...

SMOKEU
19th January 2014, 15:22
Rub your hands on a piece of stainless steel, like a knife. You'd be surprised how well it works.

Waihou Thumper
19th January 2014, 15:24
Let the cat lick 'em, might give you a woodie...:)

george formby
19th January 2014, 15:52
Spotties are bastard things to hit with a spear gun. Always close to a rock & not a very big target if you want to stone it rather than get towed for an hour. Guaranteed if you go spottie spearing you will mushroom your end.;)

mashman
19th January 2014, 18:02
Buy a speargun, results speak for themselves...

That's cheating.


...fukn 'ell...we've gone from smelly digits to indigestible spotty ingestion to war with a spear...what about one of them C130's with a big fucking cannon next...

Again, cheating... but it would be a fun trying to justify a mini-gun for fishing.