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HenryDorsetCase
20th January 2014, 09:46
If they want to fucking strand themselves and die, let them. Then send the whale meat to Japan: they then dont need to send boats to Antarctica to be followed like flies on shit by Greanpiece.

Too easy innit?

Douglas Adams was likely right.

Kickaha
20th January 2014, 09:53
Oh fuck we must be in for another earthquake
http://testazyk.com/2010/09/07/whales-and-earthquakes/ :tugger:
Or is it because we've already had one?
http://deafwhale.blogspot.co.nz/

unstuck
20th January 2014, 09:55
Just shows you how fucking dumb humans are, nobody has asked the whales if they want to be saved. People are just assuming from a limited perspective that they want saving. Stupid humans.:Punk::Punk:

pzkpfw
20th January 2014, 10:40
They should be re-named.

"Pilot" doesn't seem right.

Laava
20th January 2014, 10:41
Kamikaze pilot whales?

EJK
20th January 2014, 10:47
Technical difficulties with the new Sonar navigation?

Laava
20th January 2014, 10:49
Gargle maps?

EJK
20th January 2014, 10:52
Gargle maps?

Take the next onramp in 500 meters

Laava
20th January 2014, 11:02
Take the next onramp in 500 meters

I see where they are going wrong, Farewell spit is not 500m deep!

Banditbandit
20th January 2014, 11:21
You do know that another name for them is "pothead whales" ?

Says it all really ...

EJK
20th January 2014, 11:26
You do know that another name for them is "pothead whales" ?

Says it all really ...

These species should be the ones called "Killer whale"

bogan
20th January 2014, 11:33
These species should be the ones called "Killer whale"

Did you know, the killer whale is actually a dolphin whose name was got through a miss-translation of the term 'whale killer'. Those fuckers are well smart too http://youtu.be/p3xmqbNsRSk?t=44s

Edbear
20th January 2014, 11:46
http://environment.about.com/od/biodiversityconservation/f/whale_stranding.htm

Banditbandit
20th January 2014, 11:55
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1003/the-mocking-whales-are-cruel-demotivational-poster-1268511822.jpg

awa355
20th January 2014, 13:59
From the Whales perspective,

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/awa355/whale1.png

Crasherfromwayback
20th January 2014, 14:09
Madness I tell ya.

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Laava
20th January 2014, 14:20
http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/uk/109638/emo-whale-suicides-continue

T.W.R
20th January 2014, 15:10
Oh fuck we must be in for another earthquake


:eek: many a word spoken in jest :eek: 6.2 according to TV3, 6.3 via the link below

http://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&ved=0CD8QqQIwBA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nzherald.co.nz%2Fnz%2Fnews%2F article.cfm%3Fc_id%3D1%26objectid%3D11189343&ei=JZPcUv-IFYuykgWi1YGgDw&usg=AFQjCNHzv6BXN6-8TFNRCvYJJ7HCHJ4Dkw&bvm=bv.59568121,d.dGI

Kickaha
20th January 2014, 15:20
:eek: many a word spoken in jest :eek: 6.2 according to TV3, 6.3 via the link below

Yeah out by Castle point, I should have kept quiet :rolleyes:

T.W.R
20th January 2014, 15:22
Yeah out by Castle point, I should have kept quiet :rolleyes:


:shutup:

Apparently it's dislodged the Hobbit eagle at welly airport :yes:

bogan
20th January 2014, 15:24
Yeah out by Castle point, I should have kept quiet :rolleyes:

Shook us up in palmy fucking good, no bikes or TVs falling over but a fair bit of shit got thrown off shelves and the like.

haydes55
20th January 2014, 15:50
Just shows you how fucking dumb humans are, nobody has asked the whales if they want to be saved. People are just assuming from a limited perspective that they want saving. Stupid humans.:Punk::Punk:





Like how the police let people kill themselves...

unstuck
20th January 2014, 15:55
Like how the police let people kill themselves...

Do they, where? when? Good on them. Tell me more.:clap:

Big Dave
20th January 2014, 19:50
Oh fuck we must be in for another earthquake

>Insert Twilight Zone theme here.<

skinman
20th January 2014, 20:24
nek minnit

mashman
20th January 2014, 20:49
Oh fuck we must be in for another earthquake
http://testazyk.com/2010/09/07/whales-and-earthquakes/ :tugger:
Or is it because we've already had one?
http://deafwhale.blogspot.co.nz/

Can you try, mashman is going to win big wednesday this week please. You can have the car.