Best of Webz (mega thread and shit?)

[Akzle]

for cool linkies, liek this one:

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/21/10-most-magnificent-trees-in-the-world/#!sFq3l

[Akzle]

http://photo.net/photodb/folder?folder_id=493133

deeeees one....

[unstuck]

Damn, thats some cool ass trees dude.:2thumbsup

[Akzle]

moar

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefxd/sets/72157604423778692/


(there was this one thing, where i hate lists, and content amalgamation, but AFAIK this is all original artistes shit) (and now i'm amalgamating it here because the internets need more links.

[Akzle]

for anyone who doesn't know 27bslash6 or te best page in the universe. they are humorlords.

just found this guy:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

-edit-
alternating between that and onesentence, i'm somewhere in between laughing, crying, and shitting myself.

another fuckin doob!

[oneblackflag]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

Ahhh gold. Thanks Akzle.

[caseye]

Danger, Danger, Danger Will Robinson!
Someone has thanked Akzle!
The little fellas in da white coats will be along presently oneblackflag.

[oneblackflag]

Danger, Danger, Danger Will Robinson!
Someone has thanked Akzle!
The little fellas in da white coats will be along presently oneblackflag.

To be fair I was pretty toated.....:mellow:

[Akzle]

Danger, Danger, Danger Will Robinson!
Someone has thanked Akzle!
The little fellas in da white coats will be along presently oneblackflag.

happens more often than you'd think buddy!

[unstuck]

To be fair I was pretty toated.....:mellow:

Toated???? Did you lose an S while stoned?:2thumbsup

[oneblackflag]

Toated???? Did you lose an S while stoned?:2thumbsup

Hah totawy! Damn tramadol..

[Akzle]

shaddup you lot and go and find something that from the deep web isn't shit.

[Dave h]

[QUOTE=Akzle
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

That's farking brilliant his trollings remind me of that original mall ninja thread from ages ago, maybe the same guy?

This is one that I like as someone that's had hunting dogs/pet dogs most of my life :)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

[unstuck]

[QUOTE=Akzle

That's farking brilliant his trollings remind me of that original mall ninja thread from ages ago, maybe the same guy?

This is one that I like as someone that's had hunting dogs/pet dogs most of my life :)


That was brilliant, cheers.:niceone:

[SMOKEU]

shaddup you lot and go and find something that from the deep web isn't shit.

Some jailbait. (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=287863)

Or for something that really is shit, try scatporntube.net

[Akzle]

Some jailbait. (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=287863)


youre not slightly worried about the cops kicking in your door, then head?

I knew i shouldnt have** got my daughter a camera phone.

**have, unstuck, this is the word 'have'. This is where it goes in a fucking sentence.

[unstuck]

Some jailbait.......Post #5 Is that you Akzel?
Good site for Husa.:bleh:

[unstuck]

youre not slightly worried about the cops kicking in your door, then head?

I knew i shouldnt have** got my daughter a camera phone.

**have, unstuck, this is the word 'have'. This is where it goes in a fucking sentence.

Good have you to point that out mate, cheers.:Punk::Punk:

[Erelyes]

I don't often open an Azkle link
But when I do, it's right click > open link in incognito window

[Akzle]

Some jailbait.......Post #5 Is that you Akzel?
Good site for Husa.:bleh:

i wondered myself, for a while there, if it was....

[unstuck]

I don't often open an Azkle link
But when I do, it's right click > open link in incognito window

Pussy. :laugh::bleh::bleh:

[SMOKEU]

youre not slightly worried about the cops kicking in your door, then head?



The cops can't do fuck all. I haven't done anything illegal.

[Akzle]

The cops can't do fuck all. ≠ I haven't done anything illegal.

. .

[caseye]

The cops can't do fuck all. I haven't done anything illegal.

Geez Smoke,grow up and look at good old fashioned sluts if you must but that is exactly what you said it was and it's wrong man.

[SMOKEU]

Geez Smoke,grow up and look at good old fashioned sluts if you must but that is exactly what you said it was and it's wrong man.

Nothing wrong with a bit of jailbait. You know you would if you could get away with it.

[Akzle]

did. 12 through 18 it was them i fucked.
Then i grew up. Now i have daughters.

[caseye]

Sorry, No I would not if I could get away with it, I too have daughters and as if that isn't enough my parents instilled a reasonable sense of right and wrong in me somewhere along the line.
No, that young IS Wrong.

[ellipsis]

.......http://pixtale.net/2013/12/how-our-world-would-look-if-you-were-a-bird......

[unstuck]

That is pretty cool Ellipsis. Like #26 the best.:niceone:

[ellipsis]

.....it all seemed fairly clear cut and simple back then...and all those rumbling 8's everywhere...

http://hipspics.freewebspace.com/gas/gas.html
...

[Akzle]

lulz
http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/banter/photos-ducati-1199-panigale-moto-corsa-seducative-manigale/

and thing from that other git:


Here's a tour of the Continent back in the ' good old days '






http://www.go-faster.com/SS100.html

[unstuck]

You sick, twisted fucker.:nono:

[Akzle]

You sick, twisted fucker.:nono:

i know...





ducati. :sick:

[unstuck]

http://logicaecologica.wordpress.com/2014/01/23/los-mejores-ejemplos-de-arte-callejero-en-2013-44-fotografias/. 10x10mofo.

[Akzle]

http://logicaecologica.wordpress.com/2014/01/23/los-mejores-ejemplos-de-arte-callejero-en-2013-44-fotografias/. 10x10mofo.

FKN BANDWIDTH.

also, reminds me of pictures of walls dot com. ish.

[unstuck]

FKN BANDWIDTH.



Sorry, your going to HAVE to explain. No idea what that is.:Oops:

[Akzle]

Sorry, your going to HAVE to explain. No idea what that is.:Oops:

lots of pictures= lots of data to transfer.

I dont do videos for that reason.

[unstuck]

lots of pictures= lots of data to transfer.

I dont do videos for that reason.

Okly dokly.Now I understand, your a porper.:nya:

[ellipsis]

.....http://www.shipsnostalgia.com/guides/William_Doxford_and_Sons ......

[Akzle]

.....http://www.shipsnostalgia.com/guides/William_Doxford_and_Sons ......

reminds me of this cunt
http://www.gizmag.com/go/3263/

[Akzle]

Okly dokly.Now I understand, your a porper.:nya:

yes.
Taking donations/cash....

[Tazz]

reminds me of this cunt
http://www.gizmag.com/go/3263/

Fark changing the rings on that behemoth.

On a classic and slightly related note...



http://youtu.be/WcU4t6zRAKg

It's worth using your bandwidth for man :p

[GCSB Thought Police]

The cops can't do fuck all. I haven't done anything illegal.

:killingme A Tui Billboard ???

[SMOKEU]

:killingme A Tui Billboard ???

I think I need one.

[Akzle]

http://www.superstreetbike.com/features/suzuki-hayabusa-bike-builds-birds-prey

http://www.gizmag.com/nissan-zeod-rc-engine/30611/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itl9ipaIJ_o

[Dave h]

Veet for men http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

scroll down abit and enjoy A chappalls review :laugh:

[Akzle]

Veet for men http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

scroll down abit and enjoy A chappalls review :laugh:

i appreciate your enthusiasm, but thatd have to be the 20th repost.
Also dont know if thatd count as 'best'
keep trying tho.

[Akzle]

http://www.banditnine.com/fleet/eve/

[Akzle]

mabtw.com
for teh lulz!

[SMOKEU]

White Devils. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/White)

[SMOKEU]

"It's one thing to make accusations about a race without backing it up, and another to make sense out of it. Look at Hitler for example: he killed the Jews because he knew they were parasitic interlopers that corrupted the economy. And look! Germany went from shit to a super power that buttfucked almost every country in Europe (especially France) and emerged as a manufacturing powerhouse after the war, despite being bombed to shit by the Zionist-manipulated goyim, er... "Allies". Nevertheless, he did a good job. Although he's not popular IRL he is God among gods in places like /b/ and this place here, and even though not making the popular decision, made the right decision. Also, he had a pleasing odor of zesty mango from all that vegitarianism.

The same can be said about South Africa and Zimbabwe. Both nations had all-white regimes that understood the simple fact that blacks do not know how to run countries. As soon as they were sanctioned into oblivion by the butthurt UN, their predictions and warnings became reality. The African'ts filled both governments with niggers interested only in getting rich at the people's expense and busting a cap in anyone's ass who dares question their policies. Now all of Africa is overrun with crime, AIDS, and fail. "

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Racist

[Grubber]

"It's one thing to make accusations about a race without backing it up, and another to make sense out of it. Look at Hitler for example: he killed the Jews because he knew they were parasitic interlopers that corrupted the economy. And look! Germany went from shit to a super power that buttfucked almost every country in Europe (especially France) and emerged as a manufacturing powerhouse after the war, despite being bombed to shit by the Zionist-manipulated goyim, er... "Allies". Nevertheless, he did a good job. Although he's not popular IRL he is God among gods in places like /b/ and this place here, and even though not making the popular decision, made the right decision. Also, he had a pleasing odor of zesty mango from all that vegitarianism.

The same can be said about South Africa and Zimbabwe. Both nations had all-white regimes that understood the simple fact that blacks do not know how to run countries. As soon as they were sanctioned into oblivion by the butthurt UN, their predictions and warnings became reality. The African'ts filled both governments with niggers interested only in getting rich at the people's expense and busting a cap in anyone's ass who dares question their policies. Now all of Africa is overrun with crime, AIDS, and fail. "

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Racist

Holy shit, even on this thread you can spout your racist propaganda!

[SMOKEU]

Holy shit, even on this thread you can spout your racist propaganda!

You should see what ED says about white people!

[Grubber]

You should see what ED says about white people!

I tend to read stuff with a little more substance usually!

[Banditbandit]

Go here .. I think you all need to ...

http://www.wwwdotcom.com/

[Akzle]

Holy shit, even on this thread you can spout your racist propaganda!

meanwhile you are constructively contributing....what?

[Akzle]

I tend to read stuff with a little more substance usually!

sounds like youre missing out on an amish rake fight.

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

[Banditbandit]

meanwhile you are constructively contributing....what?

Used air ???

[Akzle]

Used air ???

well, as much as my plants appreciate it...
theres more worthy causes.

[Grubber]

meanwhile you are constructively contributing....what?

By not writing shit on here is always a good start i reckon.

[Grubber]

Go here .. I think you all need to ...

http://www.wwwdotcom.com/

Now that is starting to make sense!

[Akzle]

By not writing shit on here is always a good start i reckon.

contrary wise to what you say, thats exactly what youre doing.

[Akzle]

http://www.freshnessmag.com/2014/04/15/peugeot-2008-dkr-enter-2015-dakar-rally/

[Akzle]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/camping-outdoors/climbing-adventure/harnesses/auction-731764297.htm

[avgas]

One place I will definitely put in my bucket list is
http://www.hashima-island.co.uk/

[Akzle]

One place I will definitely put in my bucket list is
http://www.hashima-island.co.uk/

where would you be without internet. there's stacks of abandoned shit all over the place. look up ghost ships (or those crazy chinese ghost cities they build *just in case* 40 million people want to live there - but they don't) (make sure to put your head back in the sand afterwards)
but hey, at least those resources were consumed, the money was made//err, spent// lost?

money stuff happened, so someone came out better off.


but still. interesting theory. why the fuck'd you want to go there?

[Erelyes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaCjijhlQ8

[Akzle]

http://waynesthisandthat.com/abombs.html

http://www.globalsecurity.org/security/ops/hsc-scen-1.htm

[Akzle]

http://www.myscienceproject.org/j-shot.html

[Akzle]

like the met, but cooler.

http://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-184.15,-35.31,1305

[Akzle]

http://www.raptitude.com/

[mashman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c

[Akzle]

coupley lulza / time wasters

http://knuckledraggin.com

http://powerloads.blogspot.com/2015/04/hump-day-rump-day-tactical-rump_15.html


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3uw9YstTKMw/VS43l6O2KaI/AAAAAAAAFhs/8goSJJ0SNPQ/s1600/Tactical%2BRump%2B620.jpg

[Akzle]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

[Dadpole]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

You bastard.

Now I must have a shark sleeping bag to make my life complete.

[Akzle]

lulz. how have i not heard of cracked.com?

i was just thinking about that time husa laid out 30 pages of shit puns... turns out it's a sign of brain damage. go figure.

http://www.cracked.com/article_24255_jokes-you-didnt-know-were-indicators-mental-illness.html

even some for katman:
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2418-the-standing-rock-hacks-cracked-unravels-real-conspiracy.html

[Akzle]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2321_19-ways-advertisers-misunderstand-how-we-use-their-stuff/

[Akzle]

www.20q.net


You were thinking of
beer.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said
Sometimes, 20Q was taught by other players that the
answer is No.
Is it flexible? You said Yes, 20Q was taught by other
players that the answer is No.
Do you use it at work? You said Sometimes, 20Q
was taught by other players that the answer is No.
Does it conduct electric current? You said Maybe,
20Q was taught by other players that the answer is
No.
Is it found on a desk? You said Sometimes, 20Q was
taught by other players that the answer is No.
Is it soft? You said Depends, 20Q was taught by
other players that the answer is Yes.


lawl. timewaster r us.

[Akzle]

no srsly. ifyou cunts aren't following cracked.com. do it.

although, i'm of half a mind about it... cos, it's like, intelligent, derisive, abusive and generally the kind of shit i'd type, it's like looking in a dusty mirror, and the bits that reflect are out are cheap and meaningless, the suavity obscured, trapped somewhere between the dust and glass and reflective backing and glass and dust and my perception...

meh. still funny as fuck and i'd totally let them buy me beer.

[Akzle]

https://martin.ces.ncsu.edu/wildrecipes/

mooseburgers motherfuckers.

[Akzle]

www.20q.net




lawl. timewaster r us.

"jesus"


Q30. I am guessing that it is a sumo wrestler?
Right, Wrong, Close
29. I guessed that it was the tooth fairy? Wrong.
28. Is it a mammal? Yes.
27. Does it have a long tail? No.
Is it heavy? Unknown.
Does it have fangs? Unknown.
Is it hard? Unknown.
Is it very large? Unknown.
26. Does it live in the forest? No.
25. Does it live in cities? No.
24. Does it live near water? No.
23. Can you see it in a zoo? No.
22. I guessed that it was a harpy? Wrong.
21. Can it be used for recreation? Doubtful.
Does it get wet? Unknown.
Does it bite? Unknown.
20. I guessed that it was Batman? Wrong.
19. Does it live in salt-water? No.
18. I guessed that it was a beluga (white whale)? Wrong.
Does it like to play? Unknown.
17. I guessed that it was a killer whale (orca)? Wrong.
16. Is it dangerous? Probably.
15. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
14. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
13. Can it run fast? Doubtful.
Can it climb? Unknown.
12. Is it black? Probably.
11. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
10. Does it come in many varieties? No.
Is it green or black? Unknown.
9. Can you play games with it? No.
8. Does it have four legs? No.
7. Does it stand on two legs? Yes.
6. Does it have a bill or beak? No.
Is it slippery? Unknown.
Is it an absolute state? Unknown.
5. Can it be hunted? Yes.
4. Does it eat fish? Yes.
Does it have fur? Unknown.
3. Can you buy it at a store? No.
Is it colourful? Unknown.
2. Can it do tricks? Yes.
Is it fuzzy? Unknown.
1. It is classified as Animal.

?


20Q/5.01c, WebOddity/1.19b © 1988-2007, 20Q.net Inc., all rights reserved

[Akzle]

https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/gumboots/

gawd bluss kuuywees.

[Akzle]

Tactical Rump is gone. The spirit lives on;

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Girls_With_Guns.htm

[Swoop]

Tactical Rump is gone. The spirit lives on;

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Girls_With_Guns.htm

That's disgusting.
90% of those bitches need to work on their index finger NOT being on the trigger.

[Akzle]

That's disgusting.
90% of those bitches need to work on their index finger NOT being on the trigger.

that is one of my pet hates. and i saw some cunt baww on there about it. but (and i've done the research ;D) i see it closer to 30%. and they're all yanks, so not that important

[EmBe]

Playtime in the Russian winter.

Haha..."i can see that the brake caliper is missing, but who cares"

good play :cold::niceone:


https://youtu.be/rUhAdigOHPc