The Pefect Woman has been found! (NSFW)

[Lias]

NSFW!

We've all heard the stories of the perfect woman with the flattop head.. Well now she's been found!

[bugjuice]

sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?
I often have had this issue myself. Good to know that they're designing with issues in mind now..

[ManDownUnder]

sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?
I often have had this issue myself. Good to know that they're designing with issues in mind now..

I can think of where you could insert/install one... but it'd reduce the overall functionality quite considerably...

Maybe put one in her hand?

[bugjuice]

I was thinking nose or ear.. they're both pretty useless 'accesories' when it comes to this. The other 'holes' have their uses already.. don't want to wreck a good thing by over-designing it

[ManDownUnder]

I was thinking nose or ear.. they're both pretty useless 'accesories' when it comes to this. The other 'holes' have their uses already.. don't want to wreck a good thing by over-designing it

Yeah good point, you should do this stuff for a living...

[bugjuice]

Yeah good point, you should do this stuff for a living...
just show me where to sign....

[Biff]

NSFW!

We've all heard the stories of the perfect woman with the flattop head.. Well now she's been found!

Does she turn into a pizza once you've finished?

[Lou Girardin]

sweet.. does she come with a bottle opener tho?


Labour saving as well. She is perfect!

[froggyfrenchman]

where do you put your smokes???

[bugjuice]

where do you put your smokes???
behind the ears..

[John]

behind the ears..
the ash ??

[bugjuice]

the ash ??
no, the cig.. the ash will just fall off as it burns.. she'll be busy, so won't notice. If she does notice, then she's obvisouly not concentrating hard enough..

[John]

no, the cig.. the ash will just fall off as it burns.. she'll be busy, so won't notice. If she does notice, then she's obvisouly not concentrating hard enough..

But I dont want to have ash on the ground, we need a ashtray of some sorts, dirt track - after a good 'ride'? :dodge:

[bugjuice]

ash on the ground would probably be the least of your worries mate, or you're not doin it right!

[John]

woman are a tool, a machine if you will - if they do their job, they are kept, if not - upgrade, you also need mid term upgrades to ones with more abilities features and appeal, My friend you are the confused one.

ZIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[bugjuice]

bloody am now..
was simple 'til you spoke..

[crshbndct]

i have, in the past, balanced a plate of dinner on my wifes back while taking her from behind, bent over the couch, watching motorsport.
almost perfect, she just doesnt have a cup holder

[Lias]

i have, in the past, balanced a plate of dinner on my wifes back while taking her from behind, bent over the couch, watching motorsport.
almost perfect, she just doesnt have a cup holder

No cup holder.. what are you talking about!

[bugjuice]

nice.. but it'd warm the beer up, wouldn't it..??
you'd start to wonder why you need a glass..

[ManDownUnder]

nice.. but it'd warm the beer up, wouldn't it..??


err - that's ONE problem I can see with the beer holder...

There is another that involves errr... "diminished utility" (not to mention FUN) for all concerned...

[ManDownUnder]

No cup holder.. what are you talking about!

I always thought that's where Fosters came from - you mean it's Molson??

[Lias]

nice.. but it'd warm the beer up, wouldn't it..??
you'd start to wonder why you need a glass..

Well if thats how the poms consume their warm beer I could just about become a convert lol

[BNZ]

I always thought that's where Fosters came from - you mean it's Molson??

Fosters is brewed about 1inch to the south.

[Lou Girardin]

I guess Merkin women can take those 'Big Gulp' buckets.

[Lias]

http://www.perverts.nl/files/DirtyJoke6_1.jpg

[bugjuice]

ahh.. so true.. but where does the bike fit into this pic?

[ManDownUnder]

Can both the man and woman in that first pic get their drinks finished without spilling anything..

I mean - there is clearly a quality issue here...

[Sniper]

I can imagine what your other halves would do if they found this hehehe

[bugjuice]

I can imagine what your other halves would do if they found this hehehe
be courtious enough to try..?? after all, we put up with soooooooo much

[ManDownUnder]

be courtious enough to try..?? after all, we put up with soooooooo much

I know - and after the beatings had stopped, and I was allowed to sleep in the house again we'd look back and laugh

OH how we'd laugh...