Helen Clark tipped to become first female UN leader [Archive]

mashman

28th January 2014, 12:31

Pass me the popcorn (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/21106421/helen-clark-tipped-to-first-female-un-leader/#)... or at least give it 10 posts and let it go to PD.

Banditbandit

28th January 2014, 12:38

:killingme :clap: :laugh: :rofl:

This will be in PD quicker than that ..

oldrider

28th January 2014, 12:46

It's too late now for her ever to experience what it's like to have a real job but 1st gay female ring master of the biggest circus in the world would suit her fine! :niceone:

MisterD

28th January 2014, 13:09

"Respected"? The Grauniad? :laugh:

Only if you're a teacher or a unionist.

jasonu

28th January 2014, 13:12

Pass me the popcorn (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/21106421/helen-clark-tipped-to-first-female-un-leader/#)... or at least give it 10 posts and let it go to PD.

I didn't know she was a female.

mashman

28th January 2014, 13:32

I didn't know she was a female.

ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa... they gotta get her/him for something as bagging a lefty at the UN just isn't cricket.

TheDemonLord

28th January 2014, 13:53

I didn't know she was a female.

Beat me too it

HenryDorsetCase

28th January 2014, 14:10

"Respected"? The Grauniad? :laugh:

Only if you're a teacher or a unionist.

She made the trains run on time, and was quite good with the rolling tanks into Hungary.

BoristheBiter

28th January 2014, 14:47

ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa... they gotta get her/him for something as bagging a lefty at the UN just isn't cricket.

You mean banging don't you?
Or is that bashing..................sorry that's only in protests.

But realy, god help us all................ or what ever you pray to.

mashman

28th January 2014, 15:23

You mean banging don't you?
Or is that bashing..................sorry that's only in protests.

But realy, god help us all................ or what ever you pray to.

TBH it'd all depend on the mood.

Swoop

28th January 2014, 15:31

Fucked up NZ, so might as well have a crack at the rest of the world.

Banditbandit

28th January 2014, 16:03

Fucked up NZ, so might as well have a crack at the rest of the world.

In case you haven't noticed ... the rest of the world is fucked up already ...

mashman

28th January 2014, 16:31

In case you haven't noticed ... the rest of the world is fucked up already ...

So you're saying that she/he has the qualifications and is perfect for the job?

_Shrek_

28th January 2014, 16:48

once uncle Helen gets in.... all the top spots will be run by the gay rights..... & that will stir the shit no end :shutup:

oldrider

28th January 2014, 16:54

once uncle Helen gets in.... all the top spots will be run by the gay rights..... & that will stir the shit no end :shutup:

Keep up Shreck ... they are all batting for the other side in there anyway! :rolleyes:

Banditbandit

29th January 2014, 10:32

So you're saying that she/he has the qualifications and is perfect for the job?

Doesn't matter - it's a pointless useless and ineffectual job ... When was the last time the UN actually made something happen ?? Like stopping Bashar al-Assad slaughtering his own people???

mashman

29th January 2014, 11:08

Doesn't matter - it's a pointless useless and ineffectual job ... When was the last time the UN actually made something happen ?? Like stopping Bashar al-Assad slaughtering his own people???

You make very valid points. If Ed is right they're a lion, soon to be with extra large teeth, waiting to pounce.

BoristheBiter

29th January 2014, 11:21

If Ed is right

No one would ever admit to that.:shutup:

nudemetalz

29th January 2014, 11:52

I wonder what she's like in the sack......bet she goes off like blue cheese in the son,..oops, I mean sun...

Paul in NZ

29th January 2014, 11:58

I wonder what she's like in the sack......bet she goes off like blue cheese in the son,..oops, I mean sun...

What an unappealing notion...

Anyway... Why not? She couldnt do worse than some of the previous leaders...

JimO

29th January 2014, 13:19

.............http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/imgres.jpg (http://s187.photobucket.com/user/jim157/media/imgres.jpg.html)

mashman

29th January 2014, 13:35

No one would ever admit to that.:shutup:

That still won't make him wrong.

oldrider

29th January 2014, 14:29

That's one of the best pics that I have ever seen of Clark ... the make overs in USA must be as good as they claim they are! :sick:

Pussy

29th January 2014, 16:43

I wonder what she's like in the sack......bet she goes off like blue cheese in the son,..oops, I mean sun...

For even thinking that, you deserve to have your dick amputated!

oldrider

29th January 2014, 17:25

For even thinking that, you deserve to have your dick amputated!

I thought that he had and it was now the new leader of the Labour party! :blip:

Robert Taylor

29th January 2014, 17:27

For even thinking that, you deserve to have your dick amputated!

Agree wholeheartedly. Aside from it being a terrible possibility ( of ''it'' being in charge of all of ''its'' commo mates )another sad by-product is that many people will think that New Zealanders are similiar of mind to that miserable looking bitch. ''It'' and her mate Cunliffe just dont look right, apart from their shonky thought patterns and agendas.

cs363

4th February 2014, 23:28

For even thinking that, you deserve to have your dick amputated!

I don't think that's severe enough punishment.

I vote we make him follow through..... :sick: :puke:

nudemetalz

4th February 2014, 23:30

I don't think that's severe enough punishment.

I vote we make him follow through..... :sick: :puke:

Like a dutchy with Hels?

cs363

4th February 2014, 23:38

Like a dutchy with Hels?

Assuming you mean dutchy as in http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutchy I think any psychoactive substance would be of great assistance to you in completing the foul deed.....

If you meant something else Chris, you'll have to explain .....it's past my bedtime you know! :D

cc rider

5th February 2014, 01:04

For even thinking that, you deserve to have your dick amputated!Wouldn't it just shrivel up & fall off naturally

I don't think that's severe enough punishment.

I vote we make him follow through..... :sick: :puke:Swallow it?? :gob:

cc rider

5th February 2014, 01:06

Quick question... This Clark person, from the pic... It's a guy yeah? :confused: :scratch:

oldrider

5th February 2014, 06:26

Quick question... This Clark person, from the pic... It's a guy yeah? :confused: :scratch:

Correct but to avoid further confusion think of it as a guyess ... or probably better don't even think of it again! :no:

mashman

5th February 2014, 07:04

Like a dutchy with Hels?

I didn't look to work out too well for Mel

http://static.blogo.it/cinemaniablog/beaver/CinemaniaBlog_beaver_01.jpg

Although she/he could have made an effort and shaved first.

nudemetalz

6th February 2014, 11:34

Assuming you mean dutchy as in http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutchy I think any psychoactive substance would be of great assistance to you in completing the foul deed.....

If you meant something else Chris, you'll have to explain .....it's past my bedtime you know! :D

More a dutch-oven but hey what would smell better? ;)

cowpoos

6th February 2014, 18:10

It's too late now for her ever to experience what it's like to have a real job but 1st gay female ring master of the biggest circus in the world would suit her fine! :niceone:

Imagine being in control of a organisation that has no control over anything...and the collective opinion from said organisation is meaningless, as sovereign nations ignore their bullshit commy ideals. Its a dream for lefties, the UN...not a reality.