To the Harley on Sunnynook Road

[Juniper]

You stupid fucking cunt.

Over taking 2 bikes on double yellow lines. Going over into the opposite lane on a blind hill on a very busy road. And then playing chicken with a car because you're trying to hop the car in front and they came over the hill.


And he's fucking lucky he didn't hit me as I was just getting into position to cross the road into a driveway.

[nodrog]

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.

[haydes55]

A friend of my mother was hit by a Harley doing this the other day. Harley going past a line of traffic and she was indicating to turn left. She didn't check her mirrors (who does) and took a Harley to the drivers door, opened the panel up like a can opener.

Grammy awards were last night, some peoples Darwin awards are in the mail.

[nodrog]

...... ..... she was indicating to turn left. She didn't check her mirrors (who does) and took a Harley to the drivers door......

Do you have a diagram of this?

[MSTRS]

Last time I looked, it was the RIDER doing the stupid shit. Or are Harleys now able to operate independently and go out all by themselves?

[Supermac Jr]

:jerry:

1 large popcorn please...

[Bikemad]

Do you have a diagram of this?

yeah doesn't make sense to me either..........left hook car perhaps

[nodrog]

..........

[haydes55]

Do you have a diagram of this?







My other left.

[FJRider]

...And he's fucking lucky he didn't hit me as I was just getting into position to cross the road into a driveway.

And you were indicating the turn ... of course ... right .. ???

And you were watching your mirrors too ... right .. ???

If the answer to either was no ... you are as big an idiot as that rider ...

[FJRider]

Last time I looked, it was the RIDER doing the stupid shit. Or are Harleys now able to operate independently and go out all by themselves?

Harley riders need a Harley "chip on the shoulder" ... it gives them the attitude ... :msn-wink:

Without the chip on the shoulder .... they look/sound like any Cruiser Honda/Suzuki ... <_<

[yeahnahbe]

If you can't catch up to tell them off, you're going too slow.

[Big Dave]

What colour was the cat food?

[skippa1]

He was just riding smooth, fast and safe....in that order

[bosslady]

Dats sum fowlllllll language!

[GSeX]

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.

Please sort the issue with your Harley so there's not a wanker riding it

[Akzle]

didnt even wave?!
Rude prick.

[The Reibz]

Please don't say cunt ever again. That word damages my mind...

[300weatherby]

You stupid fucking cunt.

Over taking 2 bikes on double yellow lines. Going over into the opposite lane on a blind hill on a very busy road. And then playing chicken with a car because you're trying to hop the car in front and they came over the hill.


And he's fucking lucky he didn't hit me as I was just getting into position to cross the road into a driveway.

Just shows you how shit your timing is, you could have had the stupid hardley under your wheels where it belongs.......:bash:

[swarfie]

Please sort the issue with your Harley so there's not a wanker riding it

Hello...there's two words in that sentence which have and always will be directly associated with each other... :nya:

[nodrog]

Please sort the issue with your Harley so there's not a wanker riding it

thanks for the advice scooter.

[_Shrek_]

Please sort the issue with your Harley so there's not a wanker riding it

I can feel him shaking in his boots :bleh:

[DMNTD]

I can feel him shaking in his boots :bleh:

I'm certain that I saw wee too

[TheDemonLord]

I'm just going to post in this thread so that I can say I was there.

in the Great Harley Flame war of '14

I was there man.....

I was there

[Akzle]

I'm just going to post in this thread so that I can say I was there.

in the Great Harley Flame war of '14

I was there man.....

I was there

they say if you remember it, you werent really there, maannn...

[mashman]

Please don't say cunt ever again. That word damages my mind...

You must cum from a strange cuntry. Cunt you learn to get over it? Take a deep breast and try cunting to 10.

[Mom]

Best thread in ages :corn:

[_Shrek_]

Best thread in ages :corn:

:jerry: :drinknsin :corn: come to join you Mom :innocent:

[unstuck]

Tits, or it never happened.:devil2:









Sounds better than pics.

[FJRider]

You must cum from a strange cuntry. Cunt you learn to get over it? Take a deep breast and try cunting to 10.

I cunt stop laughing ... :killingme

[mashman]

I cunt stop laughing ... :killingme

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

[Juniper]

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.

Dude I was in 3rd. She is running better than ever thank you.

I was in the right hand wheel tread of my lane. Which is where is suggested in the road code for optimum visibility by the car in front and behind. Also it's where one needs to be in order to cross over the road to a driveway. And as you overtook me I was just about to indicate and pull to the centre.

We were going the same speed as the car in front..... Which you also overtook on double yellow lines just before the crest of a very blind hill.

Legally you are allowed to overtake WITHIN a lane with double yellow lines if there is enough space for both vehicles.

[skippa1]

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

Ok....hymen on the joke now.....

[AllanB]

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

[straya]

Please sort the issue with your gearbox out so it changes past 2nd gear. Also can you and your friend please keep to the left while you are dawdling along, so I do not have to take evasive action when I approach on you at the speed limit.

P.S. you're fuckin lucky I logged onto Kiwibiker today, otherwise I may have missed out on your stern telling off.



I guess he was desperate to get to the sheep in time,
shame on you baaa means no lol




Straya,

[gammaguy]

Tits, or it never happened.:devil2:









Sounds better than pics.


Cunts.. Or the tits never happened

[skippa1]

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

Dont be vulva

[gammaguy]

I was on my bike the other day and made a left turn up a cunt, up a cunt, up a country road.

I was in Thailand last week, made a turn up a cunt...Up a cunt.. Up a cuntry road

Fuck me if there weren't a couple of nuts sitting down the far end of it....

[The Reibz]

You must cum from a strange cuntry. Cunt you learn to get over it? Take a deep breast and try cunting to 10.

See you next Tuesday cunt

[mashman]

Ok....hymen on the joke now.....

ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa... bling blung

[gammaguy]

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

Much more from you and you'll get a clit round the earhole

[Madness]

A cunt on a Harley huh?

[R RATED]http://content6.nakedneighbour.com/watch4beauty.com/1842/07.jpg[/R RATED]

[skippa1]

Much more from you and you'll get a clit round the earhole

Better keep it seemly G, SPOTted by a mod and we may end up getting a cerv......ix

[mashman]

I was in Thailand last week, made a turn up a cunt...Up a cunt.. Up a cuntry road

The Scottish version

I want ma hole, I want ma hole, I want ma holiday
To see the cunt, to see the cunt, to see the countary
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity
I want ma hole, I want ma hole, I want ma holiday

[scumdog]

Better keep it seemly G, SPOTted by a mod and we may end up getting a cerv......ix

Too many on here snatching puns...

[ellipsis]

...what about this c.....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BJs_L7yq5qE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[noobi]

Cunts.. Or the tits never happened

Tits are for kids, show us ya front bum.

[FJRider]

Enough of your lip, it's just not fanny.

I feel like a twat now ...:whistle:

[skippa1]

Too many on here snatching puns...
I see what you did there

[DMNTD]

Too many on here snatching puns...

Such a cunt'nlinguist

[DMNTD]

I feel like a twat now ...:whistle:

No need to get lippy ow!

[ellipsis]

...do you wealy, wealy luv me or are just like those udder lieing cunts...

[ellipsis]

...or do you think this cunt does a better job than those other cunts...


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[rustyrobot]

No need to get lippy ow!

These puns are clearly cuntagious. Its time we said we've had a muff of this nonsense. If fanny of you take this any furtherit's going to get out of hand.

[Laava]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCGZ-M09D8Q&sns=em

[ellipsis]

...dont make a cunt of yourself mate...

[Laava]

This is fuckin funny you cunts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-IYk7YVW80&sns=em

[ellipsis]

.....<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jTifRi3qDkU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.......

[Juniper]

Wow that spun out......

[skippa1]

Wow that spun out......

Yes. It blew out the OP like a queef on a candle

[mashman]

Yes. It blew out the OP like a queef on a candle

bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa...

Sounds like a Vanilla Ice lyric.

[unstuck]

Frankly, Im not surprised to see so many cunts in a Harley thread:spanking:

[TheDemonLord]

A serious question - I thought that Harley riders where quite the majority of Bikers in NZ

Instead of being on the Minge

Fringe!

on the Fringe!

[Grubber]

I'm only guessing but it would appear that this thread would have to be the most highkjacked in history.
Started as a moan about a Harley over yellow lines and has ended in a cunt fest.
Never seen one do this before to this extent.:rolleyes:

[TheDemonLord]

Don't worry, we have another 38 pages to go yet.

Now have we discussed if the people were riding Fast and safe?

[Juniper]

I'm only guessing but it would appear that this thread would have to be the most highkjacked in history.
Started as a moan about a Harley over yellow lines and has ended in a cunt fest.
Never seen one do this before to this extent.:rolleyes:

Well KB is a sausage fest so the boys see a bit of cunt they like to run with it.

[rustyrobot]

A serious question - I thought that Harley riders where quite the majority of Bikers in NZ


That is an interesting point/question. I had a look on the NZTA website and could only find numbers for NEW Registrations, with 2012 being the most recent.

In 2012 at least, Harleys were indeed the most commonly Registered motorcycle over 60cc (17.925%) but only marginally beating out Suzukis (17.451%).

The only statistics they have available on licensing number (i.e. currently registered) was overall totals. In 2012 there were 62,339 motorcycles registered in New Zealand.

http://www.nzta.govt.nz/resources/motor-vehicle-registration-statistics/docs/2012.pdf
(page 40)

[TheDemonLord]

That is an interesting point/question. I had a look on the NZTA website and could only find numbers for NEW Registrations, with 2012 being the most recent.

In 2012 at least, Harleys were indeed the most commonly Registered motorcycle over 60cc (17.925%) but only marginally beating out Suzukis (17.451%).

The only statistics they have available on licensing number (i.e. currently registered) was overall totals. In 2012 there were 62,339 motorcycles registered in New Zealand.

http://www.nzta.govt.nz/resources/motor-vehicle-registration-statistics/docs/2012.pdf
(page 40)

I feel quite Edumacated now - Does it say anything about the Age Bracket of the registrations?

[rustyrobot]

I feel quite Edumacated now - Does it say anything about the Age Bracket of the registrations?

I don't believe anyone is cunting those numbers.

[TheDemonLord]

I don't believe anyone is cunting those numbers.

Hairy Muff,

[Kendoll]

I'm only guessing but it would appear that this thread would have to be the most highkjacked in history.
Started as a moan about a Harley over yellow lines and has ended in a cunt fest.
Never seen one do this before to this extent.:rolleyes:

That's because the original subject matter wasn't nearly cunt-roversial enough :yes:

[mashman]

See you next Tuesday cunt

Cunt you leave it until another day? My hole day is filled.

[Banditbandit]

A serious question - I thought that Harley riders where quite the majority of Bikers in NZ

Instead of being on the Minge

Fringe!

on the Fringe!


Naaaa .. they're just bigger than the rest of us - bigger pricks that is ...


Don't worry, we have another 38 pages to go yet.

Now have we discussed if the people were riding Fast and safe?

Fast is not good - slow hand ... and use a cuntdom ...

[TheDemonLord]

Fast is not good - slow hand ... and use a cuntdom ...

You really forced that last pun like a priest forces the alter boy

[Swoop]

... are Harleys now able to operate independently and go out all by themselves?
How can they put on the arse-less trousers?

Harleys were indeed the most commonly Registered motorcycle...
That's because every cunt has one.

[nudemetalz]

How can they put on the arse-less trousers?

That's because every cunt has one.

I'll have a burger, please.... with extra fur.

[Banditbandit]

You really forced that last pun like a priest forces the alter boy

Yeah ... the beast ones were all token

[DanielM8]

Don't worry, we have another 38 pages to go yet.

Now have we discussed if the people were riding Fast and safe?

You heard him - we were dawdling along. Then again, so was the rest of the traffic :sweatdrop

[jasonu]

You stupid fucking cunt.

Over taking 2 bikes on double yellow lines. Going over into the opposite lane on a blind hill on a very busy road. And then playing chicken with a car because you're trying to hop the car in front and they came over the hill.


And he's fucking lucky he didn't hit me as I was just getting into position to cross the road into a driveway.

Dunno why you bothered to post this. Hardley riders can't read...

[ellipsis]

Hardley riders can't read...

...cunt...

[jasonu]

...cunt...

Hey, I resemble that comment...:angry::angry::angry:

[Mo NZ]

Back to the op.
Saw a similar thing with 2 riders northbound near the Tui brewery last Sunday:
Overtaking a small group of bikes - about 15 or so on double yellows were 2 harldleys:tugger:.:tugger:.

They played the ah-shit game when a car came the other way and pushed/barged
into the group, we had to make a little room for them or there would have been a crash.

No nod , wave err sorry. Then they were off.
White lining down 2 lanes of traffic.

Good onya mate.

[Tazz]

Back to the op.
Saw a similar thing with 2 riders northbound near the Tui brewery last Sunday:
Overtaking a small group of bikes - about 15 or so on double yellows were 2 harldleys:tugger:.:tugger:.

They played the ah-shit game when a car came the other way and pushed/barged
into the group, we had to make a little room for them or there would have been a crash.

No nod , wave err sorry. Then they were off.
White lining down 2 lanes of traffic.

Good onya mate.

Just quietly, you should be leaving room so people don't have to pass you all at once, or have to push/barge in to make room....

[Mo NZ]

Just quietly, you should be leaving room so people don't have to pass you all at once, or have to push/barge in to make room....

onya mate.
notice you don't comment on the double yellows or the white line trick
btw 15 or so bikes is not much longer than a b train unit

[FJRider]

... Now have we discussed if the people were riding Fast and safe?

Don't try and hijack the thread ... oh wait ... :shutup:

[nodrog]

Dude I was in 3rd. She is running better than ever thank you.

I was in the right hand wheel tread of my lane. Which is where is suggested in the road code for optimum visibility by the car in front and behind. Also it's where one needs to be in order to cross over the road to a driveway. And as you overtook me I was just about to indicate and pull to the centre.

We were going the same speed as the car in front..... Which you also overtook on double yellow lines just before the crest of a very blind hill.

Legally you are allowed to overtake WITHIN a lane with double yellow lines if there is enough space for both vehicles.


I guess he was desperate to get to the sheep in time,
shame on you baaa means no lol




Straya,

You two must be fuckin retarded.

If you wish to discuss your appalling display of riding please feel free to phone me at work tonight.

098185050 - ask for Prognini Strognostovitch

Alternatively you can join me and my newly formed club for a beer at Garnet Station in Westmere on Saturday afternoon. We will be the guys wearing the Sons of Anarchy, Devonport chapter hoodies.

P.S. yes I do fuck sheep, but then you dumb motherfuckers eat them.

[FJRider]

The only statistics they have available on licensing number (i.e. currently registered)

So ... the one's being ridden on the road and unregistered ... don't count .... ??? :corn:

Statistic's eh ... always accurate ... :shifty:

[Tazz]

onya mate.
notice you don't comment on the double yellows or the white line trick
btw 15 or so bikes is not much longer than a b train unit

It didn't really need further commenting, from your account it was a dumb move.

Stopping people from passing is also a dumb move.
Expect to make the most of your ACC contributions and get bowled off your bike by some idiot in a car that is trying to pass your B-Train sized group that you won't make room for one day ;) You'll probably have a bed next to the dudes who overtake when they can't see what's coming.

[ellipsis]

,,,thought this thread was about a cunt on a hd...f 'fucks sake, calm down you cunts...on hd's particularly...you are frightening people with things...and shit...just stop it...

[skippa1]

There's something fishy goin on in this thread

[Mo NZ]

It didn't really need further commenting, from your account it was a dumb move.

Stopping people from passing is also a dumb move.
Expect to make the most of your ACC contributions and get bowled off your bike by some idiot in a car that is trying to pass your B-Train sized group that you won't make room for one day ;) You'll probably have a bed next to the dudes who overtake when they can't see what's coming.

We didn't block him at all. Plenty of room for a rider with minimal skills when riding "yin-yan" in a group.
The rider almost clipped the front wheel of the rider coming in. Shit riding in my opinion of 43+ years of legal riding.

The rest of your post is drivel.

[Tazz]

We didn't block him at all. Plenty of room for a rider with minimal skills when riding "yin-yan" in a group.
The rider almost clipped the front wheel of the rider coming in. Shit riding in my opinion of 43+ years of legal riding.

The rest of your post is drivel.

All of my posts are drivel, along with 99% of everything else on here. It's the point isn't it?

I wasn't there, just doing the armchair thing and forgot when it comes to themselves everyone on the road driving perfectly. It is all those other cunts who are wrong :niceone:

43+ years? Some of the worst drivers I've seen are elderly :bleh:

[Mo NZ]

rubber side down is always good

[ellipsis]

....Sick cunts, tired cunts, fat cunts , skinny cunts, silly cunts, know all cunts , pure cunts, tight cunts, flaccid cunts, good cunts, bad cunts, all right cunts, he's a good cunt, she's a good cunt, cunts on bikes, cunts in cars, cunts with hd's, cunts with badges, sick cunts, mad cunts, ginga cunts, black cunts, honky dude cunts, redneck cunts, north island cunts, asian cunts, lucky cunts, cunts with small appendages, gaping cunts and those loosely hanging around... yer just the general populace to me...the rest are just non descriptive cunts...thats stats for yer...

[FJRider]

Overtaking a small group of bikes - about 15 or so ...




A small group is three or four.

Perhaps ... if those "15 or so bikes" were keeping the legally required following distances ... perhaps ... nobody need perform "dangerous " overtaking maneuvers to get past idiots that can't obey the basic road rules ...

Then be hypocritical by pointing the finger at everybody else ... Stick to the rules yourself first. (don't just ignore the ones YOU find inconvenient)

[AllanB]

Then be hypocritical by pointing the finger at everybody else ...

To be fair he was pointing his finger at a cunt ........

[skippa1]

To be fair he was pointing his finger at a cunt ........

That could be a sticking point

[AllanB]

At lunchtime today I was at the counter of a bookstore and the guy next to me was also buying a motorcycle mag - we noticed each other with a magazine and smiled (in a manly non fagg way I must add).

Without even asking I could tell that he was a Harley rider - after all he did have a vertical smile ........

[AllanB]

That could be a sticking point

And runs the risk of coming to a fishy ending .......

[Tazz]

....Sick cunts, tired cunts, fat cunts , skinny cunts, silly cunts, know all cunts , pure cunts, tight cunts, flaccid cunts, good cunts, bad cunts, all right cunts, he's a good cunt, she's a good cunt, cunts on bikes, cunts in cars, cunts with hd's, cunts with badges, sick cunts, mad cunts, ginga cunts, black cunts, honky dude cunts, redneck cunts, north island cunts, asian cunts, lucky cunts, cunts with small appendages, gaping cunts and those loosely hanging around.

Pretty sure I've seen that DVD.








A few times :o

[FJRider]

Pretty sure I've seen that DVD.

A few times :o

I'm a cheapskate ... I'm waiting for the (picture) book ... :whistle:

[FJRider]

To be fair he was pointing his finger at a cunt ........

Point/poke it in/at the wrong cunt ... and you risk losing a finger ... ;)

[AllanB]

Point/poke it in/at the wrong cunt ... and you risk losing a finger ... ;)

In my younger days I had a mate who nicked named his girlfriend 'five finger Amanda'

[FJRider]

In my younger days I had a mate who nicked named his girlfriend 'five finger Amanda'

Where do you think the origin of "The Clap" came from ... ??? ;) In boots an' all ... :killingme

[AllanB]

Where do you think the origin of "The Clap" came from ... ??? ;) In boots an' all ... :killingme

'Like two barn doors flapping in the wind'

'Strap a plank across your arse to stop you fall in ....'

[FJRider]

'Like two barn doors flapping in the wind'

'Strap a plank across your arse to stop you fall in ....'

Perhaps ... we both associated with the wrong sort of women ... but they "seemed" ok at the time ...

I think I knew "5 fingers Amanda" ... but she was just "2 fingers Amanda" ... then

[Mo NZ]

A small group is three or four.

Perhaps ... if those "15 or so bikes" were keeping the legally required following distances ... perhaps ... nobody need perform "dangerous " overtaking maneuvers to get past idiots that can't obey the basic road rules ...

Then be hypocritical by pointing the finger at everybody else ... Stick to the rules yourself first. (don't just ignore the ones YOU find inconvenient)

wasn't pointing at every one else at all
just the cant ride for shit 2 hardly riders

overtaking on double yellows
then almost taking the front wheel out on cutting in
plenty of room with a rider with minimal skills
then white lining with continuous traffic in both directions

[Akzle]

I'm a cheapskate ... I'm waiting for the (picture) book ... :whistle:

this one?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0867193719/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/181-5373215-2791766

[skippa1]

this one?


I have that book, it's scratch n sniff

[FJRider]

I have that book, it's scratch n sniff

That's the Arse book ... (Akzle's favorite ... he licks the pages too)

[Akzle]

wasn't pointing at every one else at all
just the cant ride for shit 2 hardly riders

overtaking on double yellows
then almost taking the front wheel out on cutting in
plenty of room with a rider with minimal skills
then white lining with continuous traffic in both directions

give up dude. This thread is gone.

[FJRider]

... overtaking on double yellows
then almost taking the front wheel out on cutting in
plenty of room with a rider with minimal skills
then white lining with continuous traffic in both directions

The lengths some people need go to ... to get past a slow Goldwing .. eh .. !!! ;)

[skippa1]

Goldwing .. eh .. !!! ;)

Aren't they a panty liner?( just trying to get the thread back on track.......it is about cunts isn't it?)

[FJRider]

Aren't they a panty liner?( just trying to get the thread back on track.......it is about cunts isn't it?)

Honda gives you wings .... there's a few cunts on them too ... ;)

[Mo NZ]

The lengths some people need go to ... to get past a slow Goldwing .. eh .. !!! ;)

ah well - it was fun
byw I was on my slow trumpy

[_Shrek_]

:apint: :corn:

[Banditbandit]

We didn't block him at all. Plenty of room for a rider with minimal skills when riding "yin-yan" in a group.
The rider almost clipped the front wheel of the rider coming in. Shit riding in my opinion of 43+ years of legal riding.

The rest of your post is drivel.

Fuck me .. No-one fell off - everyone is alive and well - the skills of the Harley riders meant they missed you slow cunts ...

What's your fucking problem ???

[_Shrek_]

Fuck me .. No-one fell off - everyone is alive and well - the skills of the Harley riders meant they missed you slow cunts ...

What's your fucking problem ???

:scratch: it's KB & every thing is gospel.....

[Juniper]

:scratch: it's KB & every thing is gospel.....

And everything is bound to become a problem for someone

[Laava]

And everything is bound to become a problem for someone

What do you mean? I don,t agree at all!

[Mo NZ]

Fuck me .. No-one fell off - everyone is alive and well - the skills of the Harley riders meant they missed you slow cunts ...

What's your fucking problem ???

See if you can find an adult with a reasonable iq and get him/her to explain it to you.

[scumdog]

Fuck me .. No-one fell off - everyone is alive and well - the skills of the Harley riders meant they missed you slow cunts ...

What's your fucking problem ???

I like your style!!:lol::lol:

[_Shrek_]

And everything is bound to become a problem for someone

only if you let it :cry:

[Banditbandit]

See if you can find an adult with a reasonable iq and get him/her to explain it to you.

I understand perfectly well .. some slow riders got freaked out at the way they were passed by Harley riders ...

But see ... as I said, no-one fell off, no-one got hit ... someone got their tits in tangle for no reason ..

[300weatherby]

I understand perfectly well .. some slow riders got freaked out at the way they were passed by Harley riders ...

But see ... as I said, no-one fell off, no-one got hit ... someone got their tits in tangle for no reason ..

People on two wheels got passed by hardley tards? really? am assuming it was granny on her scooter going to the shops maybe.....

Mind you, in residential areas, it does tend to be the harley based retards that pull the death defying stunts that don't end in death because other road users have half a brain and manage not to take them out.

[Mo NZ]

People on two wheels got passed by hardley tards? really? am assuming it was granny on her scooter going to the shops maybe.....

Mind you, in residential areas, it does tend to be the harley based retards that pull the death defying stunts that don't end in death because other road users have half a brain and manage not to take them out.

Zactly

I don't give a rats arse who or what passes me.

What dose piss me off
- overtaking on a rise, double yellows, absolutely numb-nuts place to pass to begin with then numb-nuts panics and plays the ahhh shit thingi
had to swerve in and almost clips your front wheel - all this when there is actually plenty of room for a rider with all but the minimal riding skills to achieve.

What a wanker.
And you cunts think they are great. Go figure that.

Fuckn goodonya. :tugger::tugger::tugger::tugger: You must be almost brain-dead too.

[Mike.Gayner]

Zactly

I don't give a rats arse who or what passes me.

What dose piss me off
- overtaking on a rise, double yellows, absolutely numb-nuts place to pass to begin with then numb-nuts panics and plays the ahhh shit thingi
had to swerve in and almost clips your front wheel - all this when there is actually plenty of room for a rider with all but the minimal riding skills to achieve.

What a wanker.
And you cunts think they are great. Go figure that.

Fuckn goodonya. :tugger::tugger::tugger::tugger: You must be almost brain-dead too.

Why do you even ride? You sound like some sort of PC utra-pussy. I think you belong in a Mondeo rather than on a bike. I don't think you're cut out for two wheels.

[TheDemonLord]

Holy Thread Delivery Batman!

AAAAAA+ Thread

Would read again

[ellipsis]

You must be almost brain-dead too.

...pre-requisite for logging on here isn't it...(that includes me, hmmmm)...should have listened to my momma...

[Mo NZ]

Why do you even ride? You sound like some sort of PC utra-pussy. I think you belong in a Mondeo rather than on a bike. I don't think you're cut out for two wheels.


You must have esp.

What a fine vehicle the Mondeo is for sure.

[Geeen]

You must have esp.

What a fine vehicle the Mondeo is for sure.

Yup, mine gets airborne really well, and chuck some decent tyres on them and they can get up the hills between here and Tauranga quite briskly.....

[leathel]

I understand perfectly well .. some slow riders got freaked out at the way they were passed by Harley riders ...

But see ... as I said, no-one fell off, no-one got hit ... someone got their tits in tangle for no reason ..



yup no one died so it must be OK to pass on blind hills with double yellow lines.... Must go good to go on any hill. Have seen groups do it on Harley's and 109's so must be all good

If the traffic (more than 2 bikes on the road) is going less than the speed limit, owning a Harley means you get to break all the rules as nobody has a right to go slower than he/she wants to go so they should make way for the real biker....

Yup that about sum's up some of the dickheads on bikes...

[ellipsis]

... retards that pull the death defying stunts that don't end in death because other track users have half a brain and manage not to get taken out.



...Oh, the irony of this post...

[Mo NZ]

I understand perfectly well .. some slow riders got freaked out at the way they were passed by Harley riders ...

But see ... as I said, no-one fell off, no-one got hit ... someone got their tits in tangle for no reason ..

Slow riders being kicking along 110 or so.
Becoming clearer now. Thanks for explaining that.

Not the passing that was shit.
Just the ah shit that followed.

Clear enough??

[Banditbandit]

yup no one died so it must be OK to pass on blind hills with double yellow lines.... Must go good to go on any hill. Have seen groups do it on Harley's and 109's so must be all good

If the traffic (more than 2 bikes on the road) is going less than the speed limit, owning a Harley means you get to break all the rules as nobody has a right to go slower than he/she wants to go so they should make way for the real biker....

Yup that about sum's up some of the dickheads on bikes...

Yeah ?? When did I say all that ??? You're jumping to way big conclusions ...


Slow riders being kicking along 110 or so.
Becoming clearer now. Thanks for explaining that.

Not the passing that was shit.
Just the ah shit that followed.

Clear enough??

See above - extrapolation is a very dangerous passtime - especially in KBLand ...

[leathel]

Yeah ?? When did I say all that ??? You're jumping to way big conclusions ...


...


someone got their tits in tangle for no reason ..

So passing on yellow lines is not ok to get your tits in a tangle then.... posting what you did insinuates its OK to pass like a dick head.

[Goblin]

You must have esp.



Extra Smelly Pants? Dirty cunts tend to have esp.:sick:

[Kendoll]

People on two wheels got passed by hardley tards? really?

I'm with you mate, still trying to work out how anybody gets passed by a Hardly.... :eek5:

[buggerit]

I'm with you mate, still trying to work out how anybody gets passed by a Hardly.... :eek5:

Were they on a trailer?

[nodrog]

That Mo chick is abit sensitive alright.

[Banditbandit]

So passing on yellow lines is not ok

Fuck - I do that on a regular basis ... and I DON'T ride a Harley ... but no, its never a really good idea ... I do hold my breath when I do it ... and I don't do it on every double yellow I see ... but certainly on a couple I ride passed regularly and know are a bit unnecessary ... but then a big jap four is way quicker than a Harley ... and therefore on the wrong side for a shorter time ...


to get your tits in a tangle then

Why the fuck waste space in your brain with how other people ride ... unless they take you out - and in this case they did not ... waste of time and effort to get annoyed ...

And .. who the fuck made you a policeman ???



.... posting what you did insinuates its OK to pass like a dick head.

"Passing like a dick head" is a value judgement ... and most often the person making that judgement has no idea of how the good (or otherwise) the other rider is ...

Now before you all jump at me you can just fuck off .. I've been riding 40 years and I'm sill alive ... and neither have I ever taken out anyone else .. ya bunch of whinging nannas ..

[Mike.Gayner]

Well put Bandit.

[Mo NZ]

I'm with you mate, still trying to work out how anybody gets passed by a Hardly.... :eek5:

Yeah. We were kicking along at about 110 or so. Any decent trail bike could have passed us. I don't really care if that's what they do.
It dose piss me off when they change their mind and come in and almost clip the front wheel. No skills at all. Cant ride for shit hardly riders explains it I guess.



That Mo chick is abit sensitive alright.

Now your getting a bit personal. Did you enjoy the video??


Fuck - I do that on a regular basis ... and I DON'T ride a Harley ... but no, its never a really good idea ... I do hold my breath when I do it ... and I don't do it on every double yellow I see ... but certainly on a couple I ride passed regularly and know are a bit unnecessary ... but then a big jap four is way quicker than a Harley ... and therefore on the wrong side for a shorter time ...

You ride like a dickhead and have a huge ego and have an inflated opinion of yourself.
Hold your breath indeed.... And hope everybody else will avoid colliding with you.


Why the fuck waste space in your brain with how other people ride ... unless they take you out - and in this case they did not ... waste of time and effort to get annoyed ...

And .. who the fuck made you a policeman ???

"Passing like a dick head" is a value judgement ... and most often the person making that judgement has no idea of how the good (or otherwise) the other rider is ...

Now before you all jump at me you can just fuck off .. I've been riding 40 years and I'm sill alive ... and neither have I ever taken out anyone else .. ya bunch of whinging nannas ..

You ride like a dickhead and have a huge ego and have an inflated opinion of yourself.
Hold your breath indeed.... And hope everybody else will avoid colliding with you.

Im gobsmacked you don't ride a Hardley.

I will tell you to FUCK OFF, you ride like a dickhead and have done for 40 years or so.

[Mike.Gayner]

You come off like a right fuckwit Mo.

[scumdog]

You come off like a right fuckwit Mo.

X 2!!:yes:

[skippa1]

Well put Bandit.

+1 on all that

[skippa1]

X 2!!:yes:

X 3 on that too

[Mom]

Seems likely that Mom should put a few of you over her knee and spank them on the botty... :spanking:

Form an orderly queue please gents...

[skippa1]

Seems likely that Mom should put a few of you over her knee and spank them on the botty... :spanking:

Form an orderly queue please gents...
Pick me....I'm first....

[SMOKEU]

You ride like a dickhead and have a huge ego and have an inflated opinion of yourself.
Hold your breath indeed.... And hope everybody else will avoid colliding with you.

Im gobsmacked you don't ride a Hardley.

I will tell you to FUCK OFF, you ride like a dickhead and have done for 40 years or so.

Calm down.

[mashman]

cuuuuuunts

[Mo NZ]

Yeah ok

"Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers '
But why should scummy have all the fun.
Too easy:msn-wink:

[skippa1]

Yeah ok

"Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers '
But why should scummy have all the fun.
Too easy:msn-wink:

Fark off....you don't get off that easy. You're full of shit cunt

[_Shrek_]

Seems likely that Mom should put a few of you over her knee and spank them on the botty... :spanking:

Form an orderly queue please gents...

see ya next month then :innocent:


Pick me....I'm first....

:girlfight: back up sonny


Yeah. We were kicking along at about 110 or so. Any decent trail bike could have passed us. I don't really care if that's what they do.
It dose piss me off when they change their mind and come in and almost clip the front wheel. No skills at all. Cant ride for shit hardly riders explains it I guess.

Now your getting a bit personal. Did you enjoy the video??

You ride like a dickhead and have a huge ego and have an inflated opinion of yourself.
Hold your breath indeed.... And hope everybody else will avoid colliding with you.

Im gobsmacked you don't ride a Hardley.

I will tell you to FUCK OFF, you ride like a dickhead and have done for 40 years or so.

293211 :corn: :drinknsin

[skippa1]

see ya next month then :innocent:



:girlfight: back up sonny



:corn: :drinknsin
Damn it......

[nodrog]

...... Did you enjoy the video?? .....

yeah, would have been better if you swallowed at the end though.

[Akzle]

X 2!!:yes:


+1 on all that


X 3 on that too


Pick me....I'm first....


cuuuuuunts

ive done the maths.

Its nine point skipping vagina.

9.^~ (|)

[TheDemonLord]

293211

Where do I join this MC Club?!?

I need that Patch!

[Banditbandit]

Im gobsmacked you don't ride a Hardley.



Only sensible thing you've said ... That's reasonably accurate ... most people who don't know me that well think I ride a Harley ..


I would - but they are so fucking slow !!!

(and they vibrate .... don't handle well ... )

And I know you - you will get old and join that "social club" for people who like motorcycles ... and never go more than 100 klicks ...

[_Shrek_]

Where do I join this MC Club?!?

I need that Patch!

you already joined!!! it was back in Jan :facepalm: here's yours

[TheDemonLord]

you already joined!!! it was back in Jan :facepalm: here's yours

Oic

Sweet, now I can patch up, go riding through the Interwebs, Hacking Firewalls n Shit, Pwning N00bs sons of Anarchy Style....:eek:

[BoristheBiter]

And I know you - you will get old and join that "social club" for people who like motorcycles ... and never go more than 100 klicks ...

then what are the other 5 gears for?

[TheDemonLord]

then what are the other 5 gears for?

So you can play a different engine note - maybe even a song?

[Banditbandit]

then what are the other 5 gears for?

It's nicer to cruise at 100klicks in a higher gear ... the engine doesn't sound so frenetic ... how can you cruise with a frenetic engine ???

[BoristheBiter]

It's nicer to cruise at 100klicks in a higher gear ... the engine doesn't sound so frenetic ... how can you cruise with a frenetic engine ???

Sorry mines an inline 4 so i couldn't comment on frenetic engines. :msn-wink:

[Banditbandit]

Sorry mines an inline 4 so i couldn't comment on frenetic engines. :msn-wink:

:laugh: ... I frequently have both my inline fours sounding frenetic ...

[Yamahardman]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Huehuehuehuehue.

[Laava]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Huehuehuehuehue.

Too many american movies for you eh bro?

[Yamahardman]

Too many american movies for you eh bro?

Nah, it's a copy/paste job, of a rage filled comment from some guy on 4chan, lol.

It was a stab at the rage going on in this thread, haha.

[_Shrek_]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Huehuehuehuehue.

:scratch: & here's me thinking..... is this where you fell out of bed & woke up after watching navy seals :rolleyes:

[300weatherby]

Nah, it's a copy/paste job, of a rage filled comment from some guy on 4chan, lol.

It was a stab at the rage going on in this thread, haha.

Damn! and here I was getting ready to go down to the zoo and throw peanuts while you practiced fighting Gorillas......:whistle:

[Laava]

Nah, it's a copy/paste job, of a rage filled comment from some guy on 4chan, lol.

It was a stab at the rage going on in this thread, haha.

Oh! All good then, I,ll put away my Glock, semi auto sawn off beretta, M16, matching AK,s and my Sylvester Stallone limited edition do rag and baby oil.
You got lucky this time!

[Yamahardman]

Damn! and here I was getting ready to go down to the zoo and throw peanuts while you practiced fighting Gorillas......:whistle:

Don't worry mate, keep a hold of those peanuts! I'm always oiled up and ready to wrestle!
I'll start on the Lemurs and work my way up to the Gorillas!
.....and even then you'll have trouble discerning which one is the gorilla and which one is me, haha!

[Juniper]

Don't worry mate, keep a hold of those peanuts! I'm always oiled up and ready to wrestle!
I'll start on the Lemurs and work my way up to the Gorillas!
.....and even then you'll have trouble discerning which one is the gorilla and which one is me, haha!

Hairy naked man jelly wrestling.

It's one of those things you just can't tear your eyes away from, no matter how much you want to!!

[Laava]

Hairy naked man jelly wrestling.

It's one of those things you just can't tear your eyes away from, no matter how much you want to!!

Not an issue for me! Glad I,m a lesbian!

[caspernz]

Not an issue for me! Glad I,m a lesbian!

Is that a new word for recently defrocked priest? I'm not on Facebook...

[MIXONE]

Not an issue for me! Glad I,m a lesbian!

Me too.Trapped in a man's body.

[ghostrider]

i think we should have a kiwi biker fight night then everyone can sort out there issues?:corn:

[ellipsis]

i think we should have a kiwi biker fight night then everyone can sort out there issues?:corn:


...what issues?...

[Akzle]

...what issues?...

the difference between their and there, for a start...

[FJRider]

the difference between their and there, for a start...

With your usual standard of written English ... you are hardly the one to point the finger ... (that's Hitcher's job) :rolleyes:

[Akzle]

With your usual standard of written English ... you are hardly the one to point the finger ... (that's Hitcher's job) :rolleyes:

get fukd cuz. My english iz good az auu!

[oneblackflag]

i think we should have a kiwi biker fight night then everyone can sort out there issues?:corn:

It'd turn into a B&D evening before you knew it.... Could be fun...

[98tls]

With your usual standard of written English ... you are hardly the one to point the finger ... (that's Hitcher's job) :rolleyes:

cough...speaking of fingers as you dont have any in the real sense shuddup.

[FJRider]

cough...speaking of fingers as you dont have any in the real sense shuddup.

I have four good fingers on each hand with which to point. One .. for you :finger: ... plus ... a thumb on each hand.

I must be lucky ... eh .. !!!

[FJRider]

It'd turn into a B&D evening before you knew it.... Could be fun...

It was the last time ... ;)

[Berries]

Me too.Trapped in a man's body.
Tell him to bend forwards and fart.

[matrox02]

Hairy naked man jelly wrestling.

It's one of those things you just can't tear your eyes away from, no matter how much you want to!!

I think you might like being in Turkey for a while, though its oil wrestling rather than jelly wresting.

[Juniper]

I think you might like being in Turkey for a while, though its oil wrestling rather than jelly wresting.

Ewwwww, way to make guys even more unattractive!!

[haydes55]

Ewwwww, way to make guys even more unattractive!!






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