Looking for a new Red Bull bike rider!

[sars]

I'm on a quest to find another rider for the Red Bull bike... Triumph Bonneville Sidecar!
Does anyone know of any young ladies that are preferably still at Uni and have their full motorcycle licence?

[EJK]

I'm on a quest to find another rider for the Red Bull bike... Triumph Bonneville Sidecar!
Does anyone know of any young ladies that are preferably still at Uni and have their full motorcycle licence?

And is single? :cool:

[Tazz]

Does location matter?

[Banditbandit]

I think she wants someone to be located on the bike ..

[Tazz]

I think she wants someone to be located on the bike ..

Like this?

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[HenryDorsetCase]

I intend to apply for this job. I am a fat balding middle aged man but I will wear my Borat mankini (and, of course a motorcycle helmet) to advance the red bull brand in NZ.

I do not think it is lawful to advertise a role as being gender or age specific, as this advertisement does. If by some small chance I fail to be awarded this job, I shall immediately mount a claim in the Employment Court for discrimination and sexual harassment.

So there.

Failing that an envelope full of 20's, a slab of red bull and a spin on the Bonnie would settle the matter.

[imdying]

I do not think it is lawful to advertise a role as being gender or age specific, as this advertisement does.You think right.

[Stirts]

I'm on a quest to find another rider for the Red Bull bike... Triumph Bonneville Sidecar!
Does anyone know of any young ladies that are preferably still at Uni and have their full motorcycle licence?

I'm a crusty old lady that still has a unibrow, and has a full motorcycle licence. When do I start?

[sars]

Does location matter?


Oh yes sorry I should have mentioned!! Auckland only. Based in Grey Lynn.

[sars]

I intend to apply for this job. I am a fat balding middle aged man but I will wear my Borat mankini (and, of course a motorcycle helmet) to advance the red bull brand in NZ.

I do not think it is lawful to advertise a role as being gender or age specific, as this advertisement does. If by some small chance I fail to be awarded this job, I shall immediately mount a claim in the Employment Court for discrimination and sexual harassment.

So there.

Failing that an envelope full of 20's, a slab of red bull and a spin on the Bonnie would settle the matter.

OMG good point! I have to word this differently!! Dammit all I want is a partner in crime to share riding duties with in the Wings Team as none of the other girls have a licence.

I might actually delete this thread, now I'm paraniod I'll get in legal trouble..?

[nzspokes]

OMG good point! I have to word this differently!! Dammit all I want is a partner in crime to share riding duties with in the Wings Team as none of the other girls have a licence.

I might actually delete this thread, now I'm paraniod I'll get in legal trouble..?

To late, hes the best lawyer in the world.

[nodrog]

Can you bring it to Hampton downs next weekend so I can race it?

[haydes55]

Can you bring it to Hampton downs next weekend so I can race it?





I'll don the 'kini and jump on the side!

(leather bikini obviously)


As for legalities, I've never seen promo guys on the grid of F1 or motoGP. Pretty sure you are hiring a female model who can transport herself on a work vehicle to do promotional work. Modelling and acting is allowed to be gender based due to marketing (sex sells).

[HenryDorsetCase]

To late, hes the best lawyer in the world.

Nah, but I did just have drinks with three way better lawyers than me....

And I can be bought for a chance to wear my Borat mankini and a slab of redbull.

[Tazz]

I intend to apply for this job. I am a fat balding middle aged man but I will wear my Borat mankini (and, of course a motorcycle helmet) to advance the red bull brand in NZ.

I do not think it is lawful to advertise a role as being gender or age specific, as this advertisement does. If by some small chance I fail to be awarded this job, I shall immediately mount a claim in the Employment Court for discrimination and sexual harassment.

So there.

Failing that an envelope full of 20's, a slab of red bull and a spin on the Bonnie would settle the matter.

:laugh:

I'll take you up on that since gender equality is obviously an issue close to your heart (open face helmet so you can do your job properly though :shifty:).

Fri 31 Jan or Sat 08 Feb in Akaroa for 2 hours in the morning greeting people off the cruise ships, take your pick :D

I expect you to put in the same level of effort to grooming as the promo girls do, so no dangle berries out the sides of the mankini and shave those hams you call legs thanks.

[ckai]

I'm on a quest to find another rider for the Red Bull bike... Triumph Bonneville Sidecar!
Does anyone know of any young ladies that are preferably still at Uni and have their full motorcycle licence?

Always thought that bike was pretty cool. How does it handle?

And you're fine with the legalities of wanting boobs on bikes, mainly because you've posted on KB :)

[Kendoll]

Always thought that bike was pretty cool. How does it handle?

...Like a pig. I used to ride it too ;) Looks awesome though, and you get a great supply of Red Bull and have loads and loads of fun. Plus, they give all riders good training with a sidecar rider who knows his stuff.

It does do pretty cool skids if you lock the back wheel up though eh :lol: not that you heard it from me!

[Kendoll]

OMG good point! I have to word this differently!! Dammit all I want is a partner in crime to share riding duties with in the Wings Team as none of the other girls have a licence.

I might actually delete this thread, now I'm paraniod I'll get in legal trouble..?

Don't worry about it, nobody here will mind I'm sure :yes:

[ckai]

...Like a pig. I used to ride it too ;) Looks awesome though, and you get a great supply of Red Bull and have loads and loads of fun. Plus, they give all riders good training with a sidecar rider who knows his stuff.

It does do pretty cool skids if you lock the back wheel up though eh :lol: not that you heard it from me!

haha I thought it would. My wife would love doing this. What's not too love? Riding a cool looking Trumpy with shit loads of Red Bull. Alas, she's mad busy.

I suppose the skids were better the more your passenger hung out the 'car? :)


Don't worry about it, nobody here will mind I'm sure :yes:

Hell, it's encouraged here!

[sars]

...Like a pig. I used to ride it too ;) Looks awesome though, and you get a great supply of Red Bull and have loads and loads of fun. Plus, they give all riders good training with a sidecar rider who knows his stuff.

It does do pretty cool skids if you lock the back wheel up though eh :lol: not that you heard it from me!

Yeah it is bloody heavy! Heavy steering and a rubbish clutch (maybe on purpose so we can't do burnouts!). Fun though!! Kendonk I miss you!! I kinda miss swinging all the way out the side so we can get around the lefties hahaha!


Hey does anyone know how I could get my old KB Forums login? I've forgotten my login and I think it was on my old email address.

[rina]

... Never mind I just remembered my login WOO

[ital916]

I want to be a red bull rider, I have lots of bike riding experience, work in the bike industry, have a clean full licence and no criminal record. Am I eligible? I have excellent socialisation skills and have sales experience. Yes, I am male, but it's all about equality right. I'm sure I can work two jobs, one in the bike industry and as a red bull rider!:laugh:

[koba]

There aren't too many situations when I have thought: "hmm, If only I had a Vagina and lived in Auckland...."

If those aren't deal breakers I'll also put my hand up to crash it for you...

[Kendoll]

I'm a crusty old lady that still has a unibrow, and has a full motorcycle licence. When do I start?

Pffft! You have an interesting definition of 'crusty' I see :bs:

[SMOKEU]

I do not think it is lawful to advertise a role as being gender or age specific, as this advertisement does. If by some small chance I fail to be awarded this job, I shall immediately mount a claim in the Employment Court for discrimination and sexual harassment.


What if the job is for a stripper at a non gay strip club? I sure as hell wouldn't want to go to a strip club and see some dude stripping off over a mere technicality.

[cowpoos]

I'm on a quest to find another rider for the Red Bull bike... Triumph Bonneville Sidecar!
Does anyone know of any young ladies that are preferably still at Uni and have their full motorcycle licence?

trike racing looks like fun..must be easier than real bikes. I'm not a ladie though.