New Olympic event

[Tazz]

I think they score on size, splash and how many spare squares you have left after a successful dismount (bonus points for jazz hands action throughout).


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfkW-TWIEAABoJ2.jpg

Best thing is even if you splash out at the solo attempt, you still have a chance to get a medal in the teams event.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bel3cIZCMAANtwC.jpg

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/9688695/Journalists-blog-rough-road-to-Sochi

[george formby]

That'll be the looge then?

[Big Dave]

That'll be the looge then?

Twobogging.

[blackdog]

Plopsled...

[T.W.R]

Points for technical difficulty & artistic impression in both individual and teams event
In the team event bonus points are awarded for synchronised format

:rolleyes:

[awa355]

The Bogsledge.

[george formby]

Shame it's the Winter Olympics. Would be a perfect venue for the 200mtr turdles.

[mashman]

Hot Bogging.
Ski Dumping.
Curling.
Ice Skidding.

[Tazz]

This winter Glade air freshener brings you 'Warm Runnings, the story of the Jamaican Plopsled team'.

In this splashback tribute special you can share the ups, downs and excrement while you watch the team bowly fece their fears as they wipe away the competition and skid their way to victory. Will they sink or float?

[caspernz]

The Asian countries seem to have started practising for this event many years ago...if the number of dodgy video clips is anything to go by :eek5:

[Yamahardman]

hey guys enough of the potty humor!

[caspernz]

It's possibly the only event where performance enhancing substances can be bought at the green grocer :wacko:

How many points attached to the potency of the bouquet? :sweatdrop

[blackdog]

hey guys enough of the potty humor!

Which website do you think you are on?

[Katman]

Shame it's the Winter Olympics. Would be a perfect venue for the 200mtr turdles.

Or the Shitput.

[caspernz]

Is this the new wrestling venue? Maybe the snatch, clean and jerk could be interesting after all :eek:

[T.W.R]

It's possibly the only event where performance enhancing substances can be bought at the green grocer :wacko:

How many points attached to the potency of the bouquet? :sweatdrop

Olympic Marbles :laugh: imagine some of the the brews needed to drop these beasties :eek:

http://whatwillwedotoday.com/images/2011/03/slide91.jpg

http://whatwillwedotoday.com/images/2011/03/slide10.jpg


Disqualification for dropping a stinky :sick:

[mashman]

I wouldn't fancy taking part in the 100 yard dash.

[BoristheBiter]

It's the Scottish training area for the Cable toss

[mashman]

How apt... (http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/galleries/g/21279492/just-how-bad-is-the-sochi-accommodation/21279532/)

[blackdog]

How apt... (http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/galleries/g/21279492/just-how-bad-is-the-sochi-accommodation/21279532/)

Te fuck is the guy fishing for?

[mashman]

Te fuck is the guy fishing for?

Turdholes? Makes great soup so I'm told.

[blackdog]

Turdholes? Makes great soup so I'm told.

They'd have to be Loggerheads.

[mashman]

They'd have to be Loggerheads.

:clap: bling blung...

[Oakie]

We tried hard but had to be satisfied with turd place.

[Tazz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfundxDCQAARRUK.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfqbzZfCMAAOQSx.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfqWgxLCQAIaWHI.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfqE8Y3CIAAck6m.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfqLoLbCIAAOVDL.jpg

http://storify.com/SlamSports/problems-in-sochi-you-bet

[T.W.R]

1st one is for midget bungy :niceone:

[oldrider]

How apt... (http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/galleries/g/21279492/just-how-bad-is-the-sochi-accommodation/21279532/)

So it's true! .... Russians all sit down to pee! :laugh: and they only pretend to be anti gay! :shifty: