Fanny and other confusing words

[AllanB]

How can it be in this small word that a single word can get interpreted in a different way?

Take FANNY for example.

Once a respectable name for a female (you may indeed have a old Auntie Fanny in your family) but now it can also reference a females front or rear lower cavities. The later dual use of the word can often lead to an embarrassing situation when a young man first travels the globe as the 'hole' interpretation of the word differs from one cuntry to another (see what I did there).

The word 'gay' once referred to happiness - indeed when I was young Fred Flintstone used to have a gay old time - I noticed the theme song now states 'great old time' or something similar. Although he spent a reasonable amount of time with Barney his wife was indeed very hot so unlikely Fred was a poo-pusher, rear-gunner at any time in his life. Granted when young out of interest he may have wacked off Dino but Fed was a mans-man not a homosexual male cruising the badlands of Bedrock looking for glory-holes.

[Akzle]

i sometimes wonder what other peoples snot tastes like.

[husaberg]

My Grandad often refered to gay men as "dirt track riders" i often wonder what Kenny Roberts would have thought of that:nya:

[AllanB]

i sometimes wonder what other peoples snot tastes like.

Come and work in my office as I watched the guy a desk or so over me pick his nose then eat it yesterday .......... I assumed that you'd get over doing that in public at about 10, but apparently not. He possibly chocks one off in the loos too but I cannot confirm that.


Today was a better day at work - I had a very entertaining conversation with the girls I work with about men sniffing women's hair, hmmmm the smell of apples with just a hint of honey .......

[skippa1]

My Grandad often refered to gay men as "dirt track riders" i often wonder what Kenny Roberts would have thought of that:nya:

My grandad called em diff mechanics

[AllanB]

'Member' is another of those words:

He was a member of the church choir and well respected as a singer.

or

He was considered one sick fuck as he constantly exposed his member to the church choir

[Oakie]

Today was a better day at work - I had a very entertaining conversation with the girls I work with about men sniffing women's hair, hmmmm the smell of apples with just a hint of honey .......

Have great convos with the two young ladies I work with. Very little is too inappropriate it seems. Anyway, I was working from home yesterday and a package arrived on my desk at work. The girls were beside themselves with curiousity so when I got to work today they pointed it out to me and said they'd been curious and "we've been guessing what's in it". So if course I started with "So you want to see my package?" They both clicked onto the game very quickly and "yes, We'd like to see your package". I offered them the chance to squeeze my package and one did. She "said, your package is pretty soft". After a few more double entendres I opened it (mouthpieces for the work breathalysers) and they both expressed disappointment in my package and said they'd seen better packages and mine was not a memorable package at all. And we all laughed and laughed ... until we stopped.

[AllanB]

(mouthpieces for the work breathalysers) .

Did you offer to put the contents of your 'package' into their mouths? After all it was mouthpieces .....See even the word 'package' can get one into trouble!!!!!

[Rhys]

An older lady at work was a bit late, when she came into work she said "sorry I'm late I was playing with my pussy"

[EJK]

<img src="http://www.thejanedough.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pussy_1.jpg" />

[T.W.R]

Another old use of a saying that makes you wonder

Old guys that used to say:

I'm Buggered
Everything's gone to Buggery
Can't be Buggered

:crazy:

[gammaguy]

Come and work in my office as I watched the guy a desk or so over me pick his nose then eat it yesterday .......... I assumed that you'd get over doing that in public at about 10, but apparently not. He possibly chocks one off in the loos too but I cannot confirm that.


Today was a better day at work - I had a very entertaining conversation with the girls I work with about men sniffing women's hair, hmmmm the smell of apples with just a hint of honey .......

Yeah I sniff their hair too.. Except when they have shaved it off..

[gammaguy]

Have great convos with the two young ladies I work with. Very little is too inappropriate it seems. Anyway, I was working from home yesterday and a package arrived on my desk at work. The girls were beside themselves with curiousity so when I got to work today they pointed it out to me and said they'd been curious and "we've been guessing what's in it". So if course I started with "So you want to see my package?" They both clicked onto the game very quickly and "yes, We'd like to see your package". I offered them the chance to squeeze my package and one did. She "said, your package is pretty soft". After a few more double entendres I opened it (mouthpieces for the work breathalysers) and they both expressed disappointment in my package and said they'd seen better packages and mine was not a memorable package at all. And we all laughed and laughed ... until we stopped.

So you know what to do when a box arrives for one of them right....

[mashman]

Have great convos with the two young ladies I work with. Very little is too inappropriate it seems. Anyway, I was working from home yesterday and a package arrived on my desk at work. The girls were beside themselves with curiousity so when I got to work today they pointed it out to me and said they'd been curious and "we've been guessing what's in it". So if course I started with "So you want to see my package?" They both clicked onto the game very quickly and "yes, We'd like to see your package". I offered them the chance to squeeze my package and one did. She "said, your package is pretty soft". After a few more double entendres I opened it (mouthpieces for the work breathalysers) and they both expressed disappointment in my package and said they'd seen better packages and mine was not a memorable package at all. And we all laughed and laughed ... until we stopped.

Ach, they're just annoyed that they're going to be forced to blow on the contents of your package.

[Laava]

My wife and her dodgy mates go on endlessly about trimming the bush.

[BoristheBiter]

Another old use of a saying that makes you wonder

Old guys that used to say:

I'm Buggered
Everything's gone to Buggery
Can't be Buggered

:crazy:

now it's;
I'm fucked,
everything fucked,
can't be fucked.

Buggered has always had had same meaning ever since man has been at at sea.

"You're in the navy? well you're buggered"

[Banditbandit]

. Granted when young out of interest he may have wacked off Dino

I'm sorry, that's beastiality, not homosexuality ..

[T.W.R]

now it's;
I'm fucked,
everything fucked,
can't be fucked.

Buggered has always had had same meaning ever since man has been at at sea.

"You're in the navy? well you're buggered"

:buggerd: cabin boys got a hard life :eek:

The old joke about the young fella who joined the navy and on his first trip to sea...
first night at sea was offered a few shots of rum, being told it'd help him sleep....
next morning got asked how he slept; he replied yeah, peacefully as, but geez doesn't that rum make your ass sore!