Key's vet says he's not an alien

[mashman]

He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien. (http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/21425132/keys-vet-says-hes-not-an-alien/)

Probably his Doctor and his Vet.

[awa355]

Are vets trained to work on politicians?

[AllanB]

He may not be but I am sure that Helen Clark was - after all every time she put my taxes up it felt like I had been anal probed.

[Brian d marge]

Well the Queen is. As are the Bush family.

About time we voting the second rater out and got ourselves the real deal

Stephen

[Scuba_Steve]

Are vets trained to work on politicians?

Obviously not, he's still alive <_<

[mashman]

Are vets trained to work on politicians?

Possibly. I believe the vet will be giving an interview in the Global Vet Journal claiming a world record and explaining how he recently discovered the biggest mammalien dick that's ever walked the face of this planet.

[husaberg]

I am unconvinced where is the xray...............

[oldrider]

Well the Queen is. As are the Bush family.

About time we voting the second rater out and got ourselves the real deal

Stephen

And the "real deal" mystery replacement is? ... Old mother hubbards cupboard is alive and kicking in the political offerings of this country! :facepalm:

Better with the secondrater we know than the rabble of pretenders screaming me me me me me me all the way home! FFS! :yes:

[T.W.R]

I am unconvinced where is the xray...............

Definitely not alien ;)


http://www.stanfordphotonics.com/images/xray%20RatSkeleton.jpg

[Brian d marge]

And the "real deal" mystery replacement is? ... Old mother hubbards cupboard is alive and kicking in the political offerings of this country! :facepalm:

Better with the second-rater we know than the rabble of pretenders screaming me me me me me me all the way home! FFS! :yes:

but they aint Anunnaki, you can tell by the ear lobe ya know

When the they start ruling from beneath the Ozark mountains , People ( even the mis guided ones ) such as key will have served their purpose and be cast aside

Its all true and its all on youtube

Stephen

[oldrider]

but they aint Anunnaki, you can tell by the ear lobe ya know

When the they start ruling from beneath the Ozark mountains , People ( even the mis guided ones ) such as key will have served their purpose and be cast aside

Its all true and its all on youtube

Stephen

Ah. You don't really know who you are dealing with and I know where you live! :eek:

[Swoop]

About time we voting the second rater out and got ourselves the real deal
So who would a credible replacement be?
Certainly not Cunliffe and his bunch of inbred weirdo's.
Certainly not Hardly Norman and the Lunatic Fringe Party.

The only obvious candidate for the job would have to be... Kim Dotcom!:niceone:

[buggerit]

So who would a credible replacement be?
Certainly not Cunliffe and his bunch of inbred weirdo's.
Certainly not Hardly Norman and the Lunatic Fringe Party.

The only obvious candidate for the job would have to be... Kim Dotcom!:niceone:

Id like to give Winston a 2 month trial just for fun:motu:

[TheDemonLord]

Id like to give Winston a 2 month trial just for fun:motu:

Whilst I have a sense of Humour, its not that Masochistic...

[awa355]

So who would a credible replacement be?
Certainly not Cunliffe and his bunch of inbred weirdo's.
Certainly not Hardly Norman and the Lunatic Fringe Party.

The only obvious candidate for the job would have to be... Kim Dotcom!:niceone:

Kim Jong ???? Wouldn't be much less qualified than any of the present lot. And at least within 12 months, we would have heaps of big guns and missiles to play with. :ar15:

[Banditbandit]

Of course he's an alien .. He's a refugee from Xenu .. he has many body Thetans


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5717911808/hD1CF4FD4/

[mashman]

Noticed this a wee while back and glad to see others have spotted it too...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UbMG03DkJQ

Go take a look at some of his pics... does it look as though his face just doesn't fit anymore?

[oldrider]

That's because he doesn't know what to do, Israel wants him (USA) to bomb Syria but he can't decide which side to bomb! :confused:

Israel doesn't care they want them all (Arabs) bombed but he has to make it look as if it can be justified! ... Tough call, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't! :bleh:

[husaberg]

If i was a shape shifting alien why would and would choose to resemble anyone, why i choose to look like John Key?
More importantly it got him on the news at least, .........Prime minister who can laugh at himself =clever spin........

More importantly on the subject of aliens i had forgotten how smoking hot Katherine Heigl was in Roswell.

[Brian d marge]

That's because he doesn't know what to do, Israel wants him (USA) to bomb Syria but he can't decide which side to bomb! :confused:

Israel doesn't care they want them all (Arabs) bombed but he has to make it look as if it can be justified! ... Tough call, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't! :bleh:

Syria and iraq have a joint agreement . Bomb syria and iraq must join in
Beautiful

Annunaki rok

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[avgas]

Seeing as the most destructive (living) force on this planet or any planet we have found is human. It scares me a little that he is one.