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Beemer
30th August 2005, 13:47
I read this on Stuff - do you think the little tosser has really learned his lesson? Me neither!

"Young street-racer Sasha Michael James Lister was so shocked when he almost hit another car while driving at almost 200kmh that he went straight home and hadn't driven since, the Napier District Court was told yesterday.


The near-tragedy happened when 20-year-old Lister, who was following two other racing cars, passed an off-duty senior sergeant on the Hawke's Bay Expressway about 10.30pm on July 29.

It was half an hour before a high-speed crash which killed four teenage boys in Hastings.

In a summary, policeman and witness Tony Dewhirst said the first two northbound cars rocketed past at an estimated 180-200kmh when there was about 200 metres to the nearest oncoming vehicle.

The gap was down to less than 100 metres when the vehicle driven by Lister passed, forcing the oncoming driver to brake heavily and the vehicle to skid to the side of the road to avoid a crash.

Interviewed by police two days later, Lister said he had been trying to catch-up with the other two cars.

He had been ticketed for speeding earlier in the day, and had only just finished a period of disqualification from driving.

Mr Dewhirst said no one would have survived if the vehicles collided.

Defence counsel Christina Riddell said Lister had learned a "very heavy lesson". He had driven home in shock and had not driven since.

Judge Michael Hobbs said it was the sort of driving which "horrified" other motorists, and fined Lister $750, with court costs of $130, and disqualified him from driving for 12 months."

kerryg
30th August 2005, 14:41
Let me be the first to say it: laws of natural selection in action here...pity that it implicates other innocent people

crshbndct
30th August 2005, 14:58
i wish that these people would hit trees.

but that would be unfair to the trees

Beemer
30th August 2005, 15:05
i wish that these people would hit trees.

but that would be unfair to the trees

Maybe someone could invent an invisible force field for morons to hit?

MSTRS
30th August 2005, 15:10
Maybe someone could invent an invisible force field for morons to hit?
Oh it exists already. It is called 'Physics' - when faced with a large ego and lack of skill, it is a deadly foe. What someone needs to do is genetically engineer it so that only the consequence-impaired feel it's not-so-gentle caress.

froggyfrenchman
30th August 2005, 16:15
People of hawkes bay... PLANT MORE TREES.

These stupid idiots are a self solving problem, i knew 2 of the boys that died hitting the tree in hastings the other week. The heaqdline in the paper was "we will not forget" I thought, for fucks sake... they didnt come back from ww2! they were a bunch of kids driving a car 130km over the legal limit through a residential area, they had been drinkn and had open piss in the car. Thats nothin to honour! Im just glad that they didnt get any innocent people on the way to their well deserved graves

Rant, rant, rant.... sorry, bit off topic, dnt mean to hijack your thread

enigma51
30th August 2005, 16:21
Tui ad I reckon :violin:

Monsterbishi
30th August 2005, 17:31
We all have that moment in our life when we realise we're not invulnerable, hopefully, that was his one.

myvice
30th August 2005, 18:52
We all have that moment in our life when we realise we're not invulnerable, hopefully, that was his one.
Immortal till proven otherwise?
Some learn too late!

Hitcher
30th August 2005, 19:16
Sasha. What sort of parent calls their son "Sasha"?

ajturbo
30th August 2005, 19:23
Sasha. What sort of parent calls their son "Sasha"?

my mate's have a dog they call "sasha"

Big Dave
30th August 2005, 21:42
Sasha. What sort of parent calls their son "Sasha"?

...Russians

Hitcher
30th August 2005, 21:48
...Russians
Russians called Lister?

Big Dave
30th August 2005, 21:54
Russians called Lister?

yuh - named after their Navy.

Hitcher
30th August 2005, 22:03
yuh - named after their Navy.
If that was true, shouldn't they have called their son "Bob"?

Big Dave
30th August 2005, 22:20
"De battleship 'Putin' is Sasha Lister in strong wind, Comrade".
.....Bob Lister?!?!
(Does the term 'waste of bandwidth' surface about now?)

Beemer
30th August 2005, 22:58
I've just been given red rep by Spank Me for posting this in the incorrect forum! Can someone please tell me WHAT forum I should have posted it in? It's currently in Rave On so what gives? :nono:

Considering all the car raves in the general biker ravings forum, it would have been right at home if I'd posted it there, so even if someone has moved my thread, wouldn't a warning have sufficed? :dodge: