texmo
30th August 2005, 22:52
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily.
His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures,
and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through
his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I
know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at
something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.
His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures,
and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through
his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I
know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at
something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.