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awa355
18th February 2014, 11:27
I never liked the guy much, but I'm pleased he has achieved something special in his sport. Also this came against a team like India and not some minnow further down the list from NZ.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11204763

ellipsis
18th February 2014, 11:34
...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...

bogan
18th February 2014, 11:40
...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...

Well, since he is on a scooter, there wouldn't be much windage for you to account for anyway :whistle:

Stirts
18th February 2014, 11:43
...the most positive thing you could do for cricket would be to ban it...pissing down your leg on a long wet ride would be more entertaining...

I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

NAKED CRICKET

http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/resources/images/1118490.jpg?type=articleLandscape

oldrider
18th February 2014, 12:25
I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ... NAKED CRICKET?

One of them has no bat, so is it a real team? :cry: Or is that you Stirts ... second from the right? :confused:

Akzle
18th February 2014, 13:02
cricket sucks. All the time. Its the most boring game in the world to watch. On par with golf and days of our lives.
Trust the fucking english to come up with that gay shit.

Stirts
18th February 2014, 13:06
One of them has no bat, so is it a real team? :cry: Or is that you Stirts ... second from the right? :confused:

No, my tits aren't as great as that!! I'm the one hiding in the bushes perving at their bum cracks :D

bogan
18th February 2014, 13:10
I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

NAKED CRICKET

Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





*it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking

TheDemonLord
18th February 2014, 13:18
Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





*it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking

Bails

Sadly, being English by birth, I have a genetic knowledge of cricket.

Cricket is still fucking Gay though.....

bogan
18th February 2014, 13:20
Bails

Sadly, being English by birth, I have a genetic knowledge of cricket.

Cricket is still fucking Gay though.....

Bails you say, even better, cos they look like a penis (not mine ofc, but I know a guy who had an accident in a hot tub) but the word sounds like balls, so its humorous on many levels.

Stirts
18th February 2014, 13:29
Gasp, I can see his thatthingwhichtgoesontopofthestickstheythrowthebal lat*





*it was about this time I realised my knowledge of cricket terminology was somewhat lacking

Fark I would be more concerned that you studied the picture so intently :bleh:

And isn't it a cricket stump he is holding? The two bails and other two stumps are "missing in action" IYKWIM. PROOF...cricket is in fact gay!!

bogan
18th February 2014, 13:35
Fark I would be more concerned that you studied the picture so intently :bleh:

And isn't it a cricket stump he is holding? The two bails and other two stumps are "missing in action" IYKWIM. PROOF...cricket is in fact gay!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2812907/enhance-o.gif

I think the technical term is pointy stick. But yeh, sounds a bit homo.

mashman
18th February 2014, 16:06
I see your "most positive thing" and raise you ...

NAKED CRICKET

That where the term Sticky Wicket came from?

oldrider
18th February 2014, 18:16
Seriously though for a moment ... that man (Brendon McCullum) deserve a DB! :niceone: