Texting drivers on the motorway - rush hour WTF

[ricardohardo]

@ 80 kph...How f#$ken retarded can you get...fear getting sideswiped by texting drivers as they vear over to my lane...is shattering their drivers side window with a piece a pipe taking it to far ?

[SMOKEU]

Pull up next to them and throw ninja rocks to break their windows. That should attract their attention.

[Thaeos]

Nah, just do the same:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxZxjgKcsPE

[Milts]

Always felt the best solution would be to sit just to the front & right of the car (so near the driver but not about to be sideswiped) and hold the horn on, preferably with a stebel. Have yet to buy a stebel and so have yet to try it.

[mrchips]

Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning. :nono:

[Akzle]

i text all the time. At any speed. And i change lanes without indicating,
but i still pay attention to driving. I actively set out to not fuck anyone elses day up.
Your society can thank me later. Maybe it will catch on.

[Swoop]

Thank goodness he wasn't speeding! :Police: would have been on him in an instant if he was.

Dangerous driving. We certainly don't want to inconvenience the authorities' time with trivialities like that... [/sarcasm mode]

[pzkpfw]

Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning. :nono:

Keep your eyes on the road!

[caseye]

@ 80 kph...How f#$ken retarded can you get...fear getting sideswiped by texting drivers as they vear over to my lane...is shattering their drivers side window with a piece a pipe taking it to far ?

Who's the retard again?
Just go round em and carry on, no sense in being a DEAD disgruntled rider.

[ellipsis]

...what the fuck are you thinking about...how far up the arse of the car in front of you are you, when you have time to look around and spy on other fuckwits...do you watch a lot of sitcoms on your downtime...riding a bike is a personal and very serious bit of shit you do in your life...concentrate on your skills...and shit...

[rustic101]

Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning. :nono:


I wasn't reading the paper,
I was just looking at the pictures :laugh:

[Geeen]

Saw a guy reading the newspaper this on the way to work on the Welly motorway this morning. :nono:

I've seen the same in Dorkland, some of the stories I've heard from truckies I know don't bear repeating.. And a steel pipe through the window will most likely get you runover

[SPman]

They had 2 plain clothes bike cops in Perth last month with helmet cams looking for this sort of stuff - issued over 600 tickets and filmed some right drongoes! Best part, if you were wearing a helmet cam on the bike, suddenly the traffic started to behave a lot better once the word got out.........

[schrodingers cat]

Internet books.
Te awesome!
Improve the mind on your daily commute.

I suggest the OP read a book on chilling the fuck out - and shit

[ricardohardo]

They had 2 plain clothes bike cops in Perth last month with helmet cams looking for this sort of stuff - issued over 600 tickets and filmed some right drongoes! Best part, if you were wearing a helmet cam on the bike, suddenly the traffic started to behave a lot better once the word got out.........

Do the cops do this on the m/ways in NZ ? They should....

You be splitting the lane and you wonder why the tard is starting to drift over the white line, that gap gets small quick...not hard to glance down and see the clown texting away on Kiwibiker , commute on the m/way most days....see it every day....packing the pipe tomorrow mo fos


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[ricardohardo]

Internet books.
Te awesome!
Improve the mind on your daily commute.

I suggest the OP read a book on chilling the fuck out - and shit

smoke dope and vote green ?


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[ellipsis]

rickardohardo and cassina...a match made in heaven, but proudly brought to you by ...

[Madness]

rickardohardo and cassina...a match made in heaven, but proudly brought to you by ...


http://pubpages.unh.edu/~mef75/project/iamscat.jpg

[Akzle]

rickardohardo and cassina...a match made in heaven, but proudly brought to you by ...
im torn between:
http://nearestdukaan.com/images/dukaan_upload/products/4bc042e86708067271aa865c11830265.jpg
and
http://www.unilever.com.au/Images/vaseline-450x450_tcm72-298021.jpg...


smoke dope and vote green ?


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i dont vote, sukka fool.

[BuzzardNZ]

Once saw a dude shaving ( electric ) looking into his rear view mirror while driving, he was all over the place in his big arsed Dodge Ram, stupid American arsehole.

[ricardohardo]

Akzle & madness : are you discussing what to bring for your next slumber party ?


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[Akzle]

Akzle & madness : are you discussing what to bring for your next slumber party ?


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thats funny. Cos you ride a honda. And men.

[Madness]

Akzle & madness : are you discussing what to bring for your next slumber party ?


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No discussion required. The standing arrangement we have is that Akzle brings the dead hookers & I bring the Cocaine.

When are you & Cassina hooking up for your next Lemon-Party?

[The Reibz]

Biggest distraction are fit chicks running down the footpath. Finding it very hard to keep my eyes on the road since moving to the shore

[SMOKEU]

Biggest distraction are fit chicks running down the footpath. Finding it very hard to keep my eyes on the road since moving to the shore

Especially when they've got big tits bouncing up and down in those tight tops they wear when out jogging. Giggity giggity goo!

[TheDemonLord]

its all about the Joggers in Yoga Pants:

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=yoga+pants&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=cS7&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sRgNU6XSPIbkoATeqYD4CA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=987

[ricardohardo]

akzle don't be jealous now ;) it's mainstream, except in Uganda ... where they ride rusty Yamaha's to

[ricardohardo]

Biggest distraction are fit chicks running down the footpath. Finding it very hard to keep my eyes on the road since moving to the shore

Thought that read 'fat' chicks for a minute...phew

[Stirts]

its all about the Joggers in Yoga Pants:

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=yoga+pants&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=cS7&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sRgNU6XSPIbkoATeqYD4CA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=987

Yes but they should really come with restrictions for some - camel toe that looks like a queen size matress folded in half is just not fit for public consumption :puke:

[TheDemonLord]

Yes but they should really come with restrictions for some - camel toe that looks like a queen size matress folded in half is just not fit for public consumption :puke:

You win some, You loose some

[Gremlin]

Biggest distraction are fit chicks running down the footpath. Finding it very hard to keep my eyes on the road since moving to the shore
Mission Bay and the waterfront is a big danger for that. Worse is when there is a cycle race or similar going on, and I'm trying to keep my mind on the job (coz there is a shitload going on) but the eyes really don't want to :drool: