"Fake" war hero

[EJK]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/9768473/Idiot-builder-made-fake-war-hero-claim


He bought medals off Trade Me, pinned them to his chest - and made up elaborate tales about life as an SAS soldier.

He said the military had rung him up and called him an idiot. He agreed

Swoop will love him!

[Indiana_Jones]

"Militch told the school he was a sniper deployed overseas and at one point had Saddam Hussein in his sights."

You'd think alarm bells would be ringing at this point lol

-Indy

[Swoop]

I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...:rolleyes:

[EJK]

I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...:rolleyes:

But can we be sure he is an actual carpenter? :scratch:

[BuzzardNZ]

I wonder what he's like as a carpenter...:rolleyes:

Pretty good with a nail gun I suspect ( or maybe not )

[SMOKEU]

What a mad tripper to do shit like that.

[The Reibz]

What a fucken cabbage cunt

[awa355]

Well, I suppose he lived his dream:crazy: Fairly dumb to think he could get away with that crap in a country like NZ.

[oldrider]

Guess we can all have dreams but hey, they can turn into nightmare's if fantasy catches up with reality! ... Be careful out there! :Oops:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Guess we can all have dreams but hey, they can turn into nightmare's if fantasy catches up with reality! ... Be careful out there! :Oops:

Lol. There's a certain person that frequents this site that should pay attention to that.

[bogan]

Bet he was using his war hero stories to do a bit of cheating on the wifey. I mean it's just too much effort to got for impressing mates and some random kids.

[EJK]

Bet he was using his war hero stories to do a bit of cheating on the wifey. I mean it's just too much effort to got for impressing mates and some random kids.

Like, "Gurl, wanna see my high-calibre rifle?"

[bogan]

Like, "Gurl, wanna see my high-calibre rifle?"

and like, "Gurl, I be happy to pop a shot into your face any time"

[EJK]

"Aye gurl, there's a big explosion down south."

[bogan]

"Hey gurl, I spent 7 hours face down in Afghani shrubbery, but I'd spend even longer in yours"

[EJK]

Aye gurl, wanna ride on my UH-60 Blackc**k.

[bogan]

Aye Gurl, wanna bounce around a little on my hummer?

[Ulsterkiwi]

is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work? :lol:

[Big Dave]

There were 26 of us 'uddled in box int' middle of t'motorway.

[EJK]

is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work? :lol:

Well, are you going to give us a lesson or what?

"Aye gurl, you must be the bomb cause you blew me away."



OK, maybe that'll never work...

[Big Dave]

:bleh:

http://www.davidcohen.co/medal.jpg

[bogan]

is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work? :lol:

Tip of the iceberg mate...


"Aye gurl, you must be the bomb cause you blew me away."

Aye gurl, you're an IE-double-D, and I'll make you explode under me

[EJK]

We are going rhymes now huh?

Aye gurl, roses are red, violets are blue, my pants' under fire, pew-pew pew-pew.

[turtleman]

We are going rhymes now huh?

Aye gurl, roses are red, violets are blue, my pants' under fire, pew-pew pew-pew.

You pewed your pants ??? :blink:

[bogan]

We're going with whatever we can think of EJK, but why is nobody else getting in on this?

Aye gurl, these medals are a fake as your tits, so lets <s>rub them together</s> go back to my place and throw em all down on the counter

[Crasherfromwayback]

How'd ya like to be stabbed with me beef bayonet.

[Ulsterkiwi]

How'd ya like to be stabbed with me beef bayonet.

surely that one would work?

[EJK]

Aye gurl, I can shoot two Tangos with one shot and by Tangos I don't mean "targets".

[Swoop]

:bleh:
OK Dave, I'll bite.

Tell us all what you did to get that.

[EJK]

OK Dave, I'll bite.

Tell us all what you did to get that.

He's a graphics designer. Ofcourse he photoshopped it :rolleyes:

[Grubber]

There were 26 of us 'uddled in box int' middle of t'motorway.

Shit now that was awesome wasn't it.

ALBATROSS....ALBATROSS...WHO WANTS SOME TASTY ALBATROSS!:killingme

[TheDemonLord]

Shit now that was awesome wasn't it.

ALBATROSS....ALBATROSS...WHO WANTS SOME TASTY ALBATROSS!:killingme

What flavour is it?

[Big Dave]

OK Dave, I'll bite.

Tell us all what you did to get that.

Doh. Already flogged the yarn to death on here. That was meant to be the gag.

'Attempted Rescue of a Man from the Sea'.

[Big Dave]

He's a graphics designer. Ofcourse he photoshopped it :rolleyes:

If that were the case it would be a VC :-P

[HenryDorsetCase]

What flavour is it?

Seabird flavour!

[Crasherfromwayback]

There's no *f* in Albatross.

[nodrog]

:bleh:

http://www.davidcohen.co/medal.jpg

Yeah, I've been to the local trophy shop too.

[bogan]

Yeah, I've been to the local trophy shop too.

Aye gurl, think these medals are fine, wait until I show you my trophy...

[Big Dave]

Yeah, I've been to the local trophy shop too.

Sucked in. You used to get 'em from the Mirror Maze at the Easter Show.

[nodrog]

Sucked in. You used to get 'em from the Mirror Maze at the Easter Show.

That dude in there scared the shit out of me.

[The Reibz]

This cunt isn't the only one either. This site here is douche bag central...

http://www.anzmi.net/

[oldrider]

This cunt isn't the only one either. This site here is douche bag central...

http://www.anzmi.net/

Only worry with this sort of shit is that the cure can become worse than the original complaint ... there are many shades of cranky out there thats for sure! :wacko:

[Dave h]

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/feb/26/pendleton-valentine-wwii-marine-retirement/

Now that's what's it's all about :cool:

[Yamahardman]

These fraudsters are disgusting.
My Grandad did some time in the army in the 50's and was a staff sergeant at Ngaruawahia camp.
He told me there was an airbase down the road, that would do flyovers over the camp to train the pilots on attacking a camp, and the camp would train AA systems on them.
Told me one flew too low, and went to bank around, and clipped the wing and crashed. He reckoned at took a day or so to collect all the bits.

[Dean]

Bahahahaha crackup :killingme

Too many beersies at the local RSA NEKMINNIT war veteran :killingme hahahahahaha