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bogan
4th March 2014, 14:39
http://www.kangoo-jumps.com/

All fucking bouncy and easy on the knee joints.
Akzle
4th March 2014, 15:34
those things are actually fucking awesome. Not too kind on knees and makes it hard to kick people. But still awesome. They were about 4000$ a pair last time i looked.
Also some jarjar binks ones with recurve thing up behind your knee and shit. Backflips for days.
SMOKEU
4th March 2014, 15:59
They were about 4000$ a pair last time i looked.


$299 buy now. (http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/running-track-field/footwear/auction-700786823.htm)
bogan
4th March 2014, 16:13
Yeh that was the guy I bought mine off.

Good for fatties (http://www.generationkj.com/) too.
HenryDorsetCase
4th March 2014, 16:36
Where is the video of Katy Perry wearing them and jumping up and down?
bogan
2nd April 2014, 17:47
Few weeks in, damn good cardio workout. And my mate who looks a bit like katy had a go, no vid sorry HDC, but she proved it would certainly be one to watch :innocent:
schrodingers cat
2nd April 2014, 19:34
I guess having only 9 examples of 'uses' on the web page lends a certain symmetry but I do think it criminal that they omitted use #10 - making you look like a dick.
Mom
2nd April 2014, 19:41
Take over managing a motel, best weight loss program I have ever been on. Them shoes would be the shizz when I service the mini bars :yes:
bogan
2nd April 2014, 21:03
I guess having only 9 examples of 'uses' on the web page lends a certain symmetry but I do think it criminal that they omitted use #10 - making you look like a dick.

I can live with that, rather look like a dick an hour every few days than look like a fat cunt 24/7, also, the scenery along the running trails has improved significantly since uni went back.


Take over managing a motel, best weight loss program I have ever been on. Them shoes would be the shizz when I service the mini bars :yes:

Yeh my job is fairly sedentary, makes it more important to get out and about every so often. Do they put the mini-bars up high in your motel? :innocent:
Mom
3rd April 2014, 07:00
Yeh my job is fairly sedentary, makes it more important to get out and about every so often. Do they put the mini-bars up high in your motel? :innocent:

The complex is 3 stories tall, each room has a balcony, I can see possibilities here :lol: