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PrincessBandit
7th March 2014, 14:26
Ignore list
Two words:
Use it.
Banditbandit
7th March 2014, 14:32
OK. Will do.
Who am I ignoring ???
Oakie
7th March 2014, 14:45
You can ignore me. I sold my Bandit and am now unworthy of your company.
Katman
7th March 2014, 14:49
Woohoo, number one again.
And I don't even remember trying to piss anyone off recently.
PrincessBandit
7th March 2014, 14:59
Woohoo, number one again.
And I don't even remember trying to piss anyone off recently.
But there are so many worthy contenders for the top spot. You have done well to hold on to it! Especially if you haven't even been trying.
Akzle
7th March 2014, 14:59
Woohoo, number one again.
And I don't even remember trying to piss anyone off recently.
i can only aspire to your greatness.
What fuken gets me, is that some people (well, kbers, if not actual people) have taken me off?!
Katman
7th March 2014, 15:03
You have done well to hold on to it! Especially if you haven't even been trying.
You just can't keep a good man down.
Oakie
7th March 2014, 15:04
You just can't keep a good man down.
As the cannibal once said after he vomited ...
AllanB
7th March 2014, 19:36
Where would one check to see if he was being ignored?
Can you ignore yourself? Some of my posts are pretty random.......:crazy:
Katman
7th March 2014, 20:01
Where would one check to see if he was being ignored?
Can you ignore yourself? Some of my posts are pretty random.......:crazy:
Don't worry, you're not on the list.
Berries
7th March 2014, 22:59
Ignore list
Two words:
Use it.
You're getting close.
ellipsis
7th March 2014, 23:10
...what is it that triggers the response...the ultimate e-paranoia...how do I know if I'm being ignored?...oh no, these 001 1110 101010 001's are not listening to me...the fucking cunts...how dare you ignore me...everything I say is true...surely you believe me...this is the internet...god damn you...dont you dare fucking ignore me you, you...you e bastards...
PrincessBandit
8th March 2014, 16:38
You can ignore me. I sold my Bandit and am now unworthy of your company.
:shit: Never! I must admit I have considered making exactly the same shift in bikes due simply to the high cost of the over 600cc class, but haven't quite managed to part with el bandito just yet...
PrincessBandit
8th March 2014, 16:43
i can only aspire to your greatness.
What fuken gets me, is that some people (well, kbers, if not actual people) have taken me off?!
You rank at number 3 behind KM and the one-and-only- skidmark. You can check your ranking in site stuff (top of page) then select forum stats and change from pos rep to top ignored :yes:
bogan
8th March 2014, 16:55
How to I tell if anyone is ignoring me? I mean I just want to know if in this e-peening contest, I rate as a winky or a va-jay-jay...
FJRider
8th March 2014, 17:11
i can only aspire to your greatness.
What fuken gets me, is that some people (well, kbers, if not actual people) have taken me off?!
I'm only 14th on the list ... must try harder ... <_<
A total of 8 members not enjoying the wisdom of my words ... :confused:
Berries
9th March 2014, 08:13
A total of 8 members not enjoying the wisdom of my words ... :confused:
Oh, it is more than that.
jasonu
9th March 2014, 14:14
Woohoo, number one again.
And I don't even remember trying to piss anyone off recently.
That doesn't make you any less of a dick though.:motu:
Banditbandit
10th March 2014, 08:28
You can ignore me. I sold my Bandit and am now unworthy of your company.
Naaa ... you still ride don't cha ??? Choice of bike is your perogative
PrincessBandit
16th March 2014, 19:02
Don't forget those two words folks, it will save you a lot of frustration
mashman
16th March 2014, 19:08
Don't forget those two words folks, it will save you a lot of frustration
So does a good wank... and I only have to close my eyes for that. That and it's a much more gratifying and repeatable experience whereas you can only ignore someone once :D
PrincessBandit
17th March 2014, 08:24
So does a good wank... and I only have to close my eyes for that. That and it's a much more gratifying and repeatable experience whereas you can only ignore someone once :D
Lol. While I have called the occasional person a wanker, I've never thought of saying "oh, go have a wank". I guess I'm just too poite...:blink:
mashman
17th March 2014, 09:59
Lol. While I have called the occasional person a wanker, I've never thought of saying "oh, go have a wank". I guess I'm just too poite...:blink:
Hey, if you were going to be impolite you'd say here's $20 bucks, go get a handy. Go have a wank is merely a constructive suggestion and an encouragement for the release of their angst... and cheaper.
Akzle
17th March 2014, 10:38
Hey, if you were going to be impolite you'd say here's $20 bucks, go get a handy. Go have a wank is merely a constructive suggestion and an encouragement for the release of their angst... and cheaper.
or she could save herself the twenty and just give y'a handy.
Thats not only polite, but considerate.
mashman
17th March 2014, 12:27
or she could save herself the twenty and just give y'a handy.
Thats not only polite, but considerate.
You raise a fine point and deserve a hand for such a suggestion. Take 5 bro.
T.W.R
17th March 2014, 23:40
You raise a fine point and deserve a hand for such a suggestion. Take 5 bro.
Five is a bit optimistic....two fingers & the thumb would probably have it in a full choke hold ;)
PrincessBandit
24th July 2014, 17:54
Seems to be time to resurrect this thread again.
Seriously folks, "use the button, use the button, use the button". We do actually keep eyes on what gets posted where and by whom; the best remedy if you don't want to read bovine feces from ejaculation appendages then USE THE FREAKIN' IGNORE FUNCTION.
Akzle
24th July 2014, 18:51
dem gews butthurt'n agen?
god you'd think they'd learn.
Madness
24th July 2014, 19:08
We do actually keep eyes on what gets posted where and by whom
So you Mods are actually reading all 11.67-and-three-quarter posts per daily average then?
Berries
24th July 2014, 19:08
What did she say?
bogan
24th July 2014, 19:12
What did she say?
Something about nobody using her button; must be having man troubles...
PrincessBandit
24th July 2014, 21:52
Something about nobody using her button; must be having man troubles...
Sigh. If only anything about me was button sized...
FJRider
27th August 2014, 21:45
Ignore list
Two words:
Use it.
Tried it ... didn't work.
FJRider
27th August 2014, 21:56
Sigh. If only anything about me was button sized...
Your belly button ... ?? ;)
avgas
28th August 2014, 04:56
:banana:
Dancing Banana
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mashman
28th August 2014, 07:42
Chocolate starfish.
Big Dog
28th August 2014, 12:13
Lol. While I have called the occasional person a wanker, I've never thought of saying "oh, go have a wank". I guess I'm just too poite...:blink:
To simplify down to two words. "Fuck yourself."
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
buggerit
31st August 2014, 12:02
What did she say?
"the button, the button, touch the button!":whistle:
caspernz
6th September 2014, 21:12
The words DON'T and STOP uttered with passion and a brief pause always make me wonder whether I'm about to get arrested...again :cool:
Madness
7th September 2014, 14:23
Restraining Order?
Not surprised.
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