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Akzle
11th March 2014, 18:12
Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.

Film photography.

How to use a corkscrew.



...Go

skippa1
11th March 2014, 18:25
Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.

Film photography.

How to use a corkscrew.



...Go
How to record your favorite songs from the radio onto a cassette

how to put on a record of their favorite band

Mike.Gayner
11th March 2014, 18:27
What a world without Akzle could be like.

Akzle
11th March 2014, 18:31
What a world without Akzle could be like.

that is not a bad thing!

Flattered though, at the implication that i alter the world.

I hope our paths cross many times!

Akzle
11th March 2014, 18:32
how to put on a record of their favorite band

i keep my decks dusted man!

And im not sorry katy perry isnt stamped into vinyl!

carbonhed
11th March 2014, 18:41
Little Akzle's? I need a lie down :facepalm:

nodrog
11th March 2014, 18:41
How to Jump over somebodies head playing bull rush, wearing stubbies and a tree t shirt, throwing double happys at them, while smoking a spaceman cigarette.

nodrog
11th March 2014, 18:42
What a whack around the head with a wooden spoon feels like.

98tls
11th March 2014, 18:42
Little Akzle's? I need a lie down :facepalm:

Imagine tandems....

98tls
11th March 2014, 18:53
Crusin in something that doesnt sound like it just shat itself every time a gears changed/The correct way to wear a baseball cap/the joy of wearing jeans that dont negate leg movement at every step cause the waist is round ya kness/life without a fucking cell phone/meeting a chick that hasnt givin a blowjob to every other 3rd former.

unstuck
11th March 2014, 19:07
How it feels to hold cash money. :bleh:@Mashy

mashman
11th March 2014, 19:22
How it feels to hold cash money. :bleh:@Mashy

:woohoo:

I'm sad that they won't learn that leaving your door open doesn't mean you're gonna get robbed.

Scuba_Steve
11th March 2014, 19:43
Bulletin Boards & the sound of the dialup modem :lol:

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 19:51
Not that I plan on ever having little SMOKEU's running around, but it's sad that kids in white countries won't know what it's like to live in a society where homosexuality and other such immoral behaviours are not encouraged and normalized.

rustyrobot
11th March 2014, 20:01
Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots such as yourself. Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .

Akzle
11th March 2014, 20:09
Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots

i would like my kids to live in that country too :D


Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .

you really are confused arent you dear.


Take what i say word for word.

Then multiply it by 'nothing is srs',
add 5/4ths lulz and
divide by homebrew and a doobie.
I think youll find it equals 'the blinders are only formed in YOUR mind'

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 20:10
Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots such as yourself. Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .

If that's aimed at me then I suggest you think about the context of my statements more closely, rather than making assumptions based on your own prejudices.

scumdog
11th March 2014, 20:17
Change a set of points

Make a 'tank' from a cotton reel.

haydes55
11th March 2014, 20:20
I fear children will grow up not knowing the power of Chuck Norris.... That's just dangerous.

rustyrobot
11th March 2014, 20:31
Take what i say word for word.

Then multiply it by 'nothing is srs',
add 5/4ths lulz and
divide by homebrew and a doobie.
I think youll find it equals 'the blinders are only formed in YOUR mind'

Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

Akzle
11th March 2014, 20:33
Change a set of points

Make a 'tank' from a cotton reel.
fuck points.
i know what a cotton reel is, a wooden one even. But a tank?
*pince nez glasses and doich accent*
ssso. Tel mee abaut yuuur childhuud

I fear children will grow up not knowing the power of Chuck Norris.... That's just dangerous.

i roundhouse kick mine twice a day whether they need it or not.

Lest we forget.

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 20:35
I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

That's pretty harsh. I have too much respect for the dead to do shit like that.

rustyrobot
11th March 2014, 20:40
That's pretty harsh. I have too much respect for the dead to do shit like that.

Then I unreservedly apologise for alleging any connection between you and the National Front, and the National Front and the desecration of graves.

Akzle
11th March 2014, 20:42
Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

mweeeehahahaha. I was right that you are wrong. Maybe you should be more selective about what lines you snort.
(theres 3 puns in there for you)

No. Ive never gone out of my way to get more attention.
Did fuken hate school and maybe for that reason (stand up and tell the class...)
now, as then, my first aim is for tptb to leave me the fuck alone.
But now i have a soap box and a 30% receptive audience.

top of the class? No. There was/is heaps people classier than me.
Honoured, though, by you assuming i could /have be /en.

rustyrobot
11th March 2014, 20:44
I'm sad that my children will not learn.... wait - couldn't I just teach them anything I wanted them to learn?

I think my kids have it fucking great in this country, time, and age. When I look around at the lot of most others, or dial the clock back 50 or 100 years.... they are well placed for some good times. Roll on... tha future... and someone send Karl Burnett to Mars already.

nerrrd
11th March 2014, 20:47
I'm sad that kids will grow up never knowing that models, puppetry and a bit of ingenuity can make an awesome hour long TV show.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwd08p_thunderbirds-credits_shortfilms

Please, please don't let them ever remake it with CGI.

Akzle
11th March 2014, 20:48
Mitchell - I get it. You're the kid who could have been top of the class but found they got more attention making fart noises and drawing dick pictures.

I know you wouldn't go desecrating graves with Smokey and his buddies. And when you write 'jews', I'll read 'windmills'.

and as a matter of interest, why would mitchell be bitter about staci and chris?

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 20:48
Then I unreservedly apologise for alleging any connection between you and the National Front, and the National Front and the desecration of graves.

Without going into too much detail about what I do or don't know, I'm pretty sure that the NF won't be into shit like tagging graves.

rustyrobot
11th March 2014, 20:57
and as a matter of interest, why would mitchell be bitter about staci and chris?

Well you know - that Mitchell so aloof and above it all. Toying with Staci like she was no thing. Taking Chris for granted. He just didn't see what was going on when he wasn't there. The tentative glances, the furtive touches. He put on a brave face - he was distant to keep himself safe - always afraid he wanted more.

WINDMILLS!

BoristheBiter
11th March 2014, 21:03
Talking face to face.
Playing outdoors.
Hard work,
working for things.

Akzle
11th March 2014, 21:08
Well you know - that Mitchell so aloof and above it all. Toying with Staci like she was no thing. Taking Chris for granted. He just didn't see what was going on when he wasn't there. The tentative glances, the furtive touches. He put on a brave face - he was distant to keep himself safe - always afraid he wanted more.

WINDMILLS!

you've lost me. Youre obviously closer to the situation than me, or its an incredible coincidence of names and completely unrelated...
Still curious for that beer with you though..

Ps. Thats a lot of extrapolation from 4 lines, its a wonder you dont 'get' more of what i type.

pete376403
11th March 2014, 21:40
Building a trolley using pram wheels, some wood and a box. Finding out how fast it can go down a hill. Finding out that no brakes is not always a good idea. Learning that experience can hurt.

Berries
11th March 2014, 21:50
you've lost me. Youre obviously closer to the situation than me, or its an incredible coincidence of names and completely unrelated...
Sounds like fucking Shortland Street if you ask me.


Jimmy Saville is the answer.

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 22:12
To respect authority.
To accept the consequences of their actions.
Good morals and ethics.
To not be a brainwashed sheep that believes all government propaganda without question.

SMOKEU
11th March 2014, 22:25
PS. It's also bad that the young won't know the benefits of apartheid, as clearly demonstrated on this website. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Apartheid)

Yamahardman
11th March 2014, 23:23
PS. It's also bad that the young won't know the benefits of apartheid, as clearly demonstrated on this website. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Apartheid)

Haha! Prawns.

I'm worried that the next generation wont learn how to drive a manual vehicle.
Car markets are flooded with automagics, even utes are coming out with them.

MIXONE
12th March 2014, 01:02
Never mind the children I bet half the riders on kb wouldn't know how to kick start a bike.

cc rider
12th March 2014, 02:42
Little Akzle's?Akzle biters :eek:

cc rider
12th March 2014, 02:46
Never mind the children I bet half the riders on kb wouldn't know how to kick start a bike.Oh hell yeah.
The joy of compression kickback. Shot over the handlebars a couple times :mad:

unstuck
12th March 2014, 05:13
Ah well. Guess that balances out how genuinely sad I am that my kids can't grow up in a country free of small-minded hate -mongering racist bigots such as yourself. Confusing too because you read like a decent bloke otherwise .http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g322/Sugarsandrainbows/GIFs/Hatersgonnahate.gif

Akzle
12th March 2014, 06:00
[IMG]

who you calling disreputable? Or hatred?

Grubber
12th March 2014, 06:30
Not that I plan on ever having little SMOKEU's running around, but it's sad that kids in white countries won't know what it's like to live in a society where homosexuality and other such immoral behaviours are not encouraged and normalized.

Thank God for that aye.
Thank God your not having kids is what i was thinkin!

Akzle
12th March 2014, 07:15
Thank God for that aye.
Thank God your not having kids is what i was thinkin!

see, i would have thought that about you, grubby, but that you already have. And i trust theyve muddled their way past your narrow minded teachings.
But, who am i to judge?

Anything constructive?

BigAl
12th March 2014, 07:20
Climbing 'big as' mf trees
Walking to school
Going to school
War games using guns made out of bits of wood
Chucking lumps of clay at each from home made trenches

BOGAR
12th March 2014, 07:25
I remember building the tank out of an old wooden cotton reel, well my granddad built it as he used the sharp knife to cut the notches. Hours of fun. That and little boats to race down the stream.

Scuba_Steve
12th March 2014, 07:31
From what I'm hearing through others with kids at school, they're gonna miss out on pen & paper, cursive & to Hitchers horror, grammar.

Grubber
12th March 2014, 08:27
see, i would have thought that about you, grubby, but that you already have. And i trust theyve muddled their way past your narrow minded teachings.
But, who am i to judge?

Anything constructive?

Well done....you are no one to judge!
Narrow minded???? You think you know me, but you don't know jack shit!
At least my kids aren't racist bigots, if you think that's narrow minded you're fucked in the head as i always thought you were!

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 08:35
From what I'm hearing through others with kids at school, they're gonna miss out on pen & paper, cursive & to Hitchers horror, grammar.

Hmmm, I went through the New Zealand primary school system in the 1980s and High School in the 1990s. I wasn't the most attentive student but I don't think we ever got past Verb, Noun, Adjective. It wasn't until I tried to learn other languages and teach English that I realised how little I knew about English grammar, and I went to a grammar school too ironically.

I wonder when that did stop being taught? Perhaps in the late 70s?

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 08:37
Well done....you are no one to judge!
Narrow minded???? You think you know me, but you don't know jack shit!
At least my kids aren't racist bigots, if you think that's narrow minded you're fucked in the head as i always thought you were!

You really should teach your kids the facts of life. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Nigger)

Rhubarb
12th March 2014, 08:41
How to spell

LOL, Soz, LMFAO, ......... WTF !!!


Other than that, I think my children are growing up in a fast changing and quite exciting world.
As a parent I can't complain if my child is sitting inside playing Xbox - who bought them the Xbox? I did. My Xbox, my rules.

Don't complain because your kid just plays on his iPod all day. Get your own lazy arse up and do stuff with them.
Give them some memories of their own. They won't realise it at the time but they will later in life.

I remember scratchy records and bull rush but today's youth will have their own nostalgic memories of their time growing up.

I'm excited about what they have in their future, not what they may have missed out on in my past.

(I hope I haven't made any spelling mistakes, otherwise it would make my first sentence a little embarrassing)

Scuba_Steve
12th March 2014, 08:52
Hmmm, I went through the New Zealand primary school system in the 1980s and High School in the 1990s. I wasn't the most attentive student but I don't think we ever got past Verb, Noun, Adjective. It wasn't until I tried to learn other languages and teach English that I realised how little I knew about English grammar, and I went to a grammar school too ironically.

I wonder when that did stop being taught? Perhaps in the late 70s?

Then I would have to guess it started dropping out in the 80's, maybee early? as I must be of similar age to you but I got taught all that stuff; whether or not I utilise what I was taught is another thing, but at-leat I was taught it.

Grubber
12th March 2014, 08:55
You really should teach your kids the facts of life. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Nigger)

If that's your facts, then they won't be getting taught any of it.
What a fuckin retard!

This thread started of as something reasonably entertaining until you and Axle grease turned up! Shame really!

Katman
12th March 2014, 08:59
how to put on a record of their favorite band

I believe vinyl may be making something of a comeback.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 09:01
If that's your facts, then they won't be getting taught any of it.
What a fuckin retard!

This thread started of as something reasonably entertaining until you and Axle grease turned up! Shame really!

What is reasonably entertaining is your reaction to a poorly disguised troll.

PS. Everything found on ED is true. (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Fact)

Katman
12th March 2014, 09:07
This thread started of as something reasonably entertaining until you and Axle grease turned up! Shame really!

That's really quite funny considering Akzle started the thread.

Grubber
12th March 2014, 09:52
That's really quite funny considering Akzle started the thread.

Yea fuckin hilarious!

HenryDorsetCase
12th March 2014, 10:07
i keep my decks dusted man!

And im not sorry katy perry isnt stamped into vinyl!

you can get KP on vinyl

http://www.discogs.com/Katy-Perry-Teenage-Dream/release/2448178

HenryDorsetCase
12th March 2014, 10:12
Building a trolley using pram wheels, some wood and a box. Finding out how fast it can go down a hill. Finding out that no brakes is not always a good idea. Learning that experience can hurt.

cutting bits of car tyre up and taping to your shoes to use as brakes. Bonus getting mad tyre squeal and the smell of burning rubber.... Parklands Drive..... yee ha. there were fuckall houses up there then.

Flip
12th March 2014, 10:27
Thunderbirds on the only TV channel.

Hearing Grandads stories about how many Nazis he "reeducated" during the war.

Driving a tractor.

Hunting birds with a old BSA slug gun.

Spending all day at the local swimming hole and walking home after dark.

Going hunting with the older cousins for the first time.

Getting your first Rabbit, Pig and Deer.

Learning to ride an old BSA Bantum around the farm.

Pulling apart old farm junk in the back of the shed and sometimes just sometimes getting some thing going.

Sticking an old mower motor on a push cart and finding out that 30mph is a bad idea without brakes.

Being shown by Dad how to use a lathe and how to weld.

Being shown by by Grandad how to use a ham radio.

Being left alone but having parents who took an interest in what I did.

Analogue TV, analogue phones, analogue music.

Being able to fix a car-tv-music player with basic hand tools.

Not throwing away devices because they were broken, not being supported or last years model.

SVboy
12th March 2014, 10:29
[QUOTE=Akzle;1130691730]Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.

Having a positive "male" role model as a consistant father figure in their lives?

EJK
12th March 2014, 10:46
See a shitty ol classic graphics from Playstation 1.

Akzle
12th March 2014, 10:46
That's really quite funny considering Akzle started the thread.
i believe the word you want is "irony"
fuck i win at this shit.

You think you know me, but you don't know jack shit!

At least my kids aren't racist bigots,

you're fucked in the head as i always thought you were!
1)ive never claimed to know you. Most of my judgement of you stems from what i believe to be earnest kb posts.
If youre actually a troll king, i suggest youre slipping.

2. Noither am i, nor my kids.

3. And that is your judgement based on....

Dont bother grubby. This is probably all over your head.

Akzle
12th March 2014, 10:48
See a shitty ol classic graphics from Playstation 1.

game controllers with 2 buttons and a pad !!.

SVboy
12th March 2014, 11:04
[QUOTE=Akzle;1130691730]Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.



How to get a job?

How to avoid the benefit/poverty trap?

How to ride a motorcycle?

How to make a positive contribution to society?

Axle, sometimes you make this too easy! But thanks!

Swoop
12th March 2014, 11:25
game controllers with 2 buttons and a pad !!.

Game controllers with one button and a joystick. Atari FTW!


Also, 2 smokers.

unstuck
12th March 2014, 11:42
The original space invaders and defender.:weep:
The amount of milk money I nicked to play those for hours was huge, fucken tokens stuffed that up.:motu:

Scuba_Steve
12th March 2014, 11:44
See a shitty ol classic graphics from Playstation 1.

I don't know, Minecraft is fairly new...



Also, 2 smokers.

Good one, also sad one... Luckily I'm 1 of these rebel bastards that still owns one & also a cage with carbs & real operator control; none of this fly-by-wire, ECU BS!

iranana
12th March 2014, 11:53
amiga/snes games
2 strokes
illegally smoking weed

Rhubarb
12th March 2014, 12:11
[QUOTE=Akzle;1130691730]Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.



How to get a job? Good parenting

How to avoid the benefit/poverty trap? Good parenting

How to ride a motorcycle?

How to make a positive contribution to society? Good parenting


Axle, sometimes you make this too easy! But thanks!

While not wishing to cast incorrect aspersions on your upbringing, or ability to do the upbringing, but are these not values and skills a parent should impart on their offspring?
Therefore the decade or century in which the children are born should not matter in these situations.

Having said that, I don't envy the time, in about 10 years, when my children start looking for jobs let alone a career. But I'll do all I can to help them.

mashman
12th March 2014, 12:19
The original space invaders and defender.:weep:
The amount of milk money I nicked to play those for hours was huge, fucken tokens stuffed that up.:motu:

Galaxians? Used to be mesmerised with the boys playing spacies and defender at the arcade (you can still get them on real machines too).
Aye, we borrowed our money from the local telephone boxes. Something I hope ma girlzzz doesn't get into.

Akzle
12th March 2014, 13:12
Galaxians? Used to be mesmerised with the boys playing spacies and defender at the arcade (you can still get them on real machines too).
Aye, we borrowed our money from the local telephone boxes. Something I hope ma girlzzz doesn't get into.

milkshake bars and bryll creme, and an uncle with a brown ute.

ElCoyote
12th March 2014, 14:13
Change a set of points

Make a 'tank' from a cotton reel.

Now you're showing you age Tom

Grubber
12th March 2014, 14:51
i believe the word you want is "irony"
fuck i win at this shit.

1)ive never claimed to know you. Most of my judgement of you stems from what i believe to be earnest kb posts.
If youre actually a troll king, i suggest youre slipping.

2. Noither am i, nor my kids.

3. And that is your judgement based on....

Dont bother grubby. This is probably all over your head.

It seems to be that you are unable to read between the lines.

Racist bigot would be aimed at the obvious SMOKEU.

Ya know your problem was you started out great with this thread and then you seem to get on SMOKEU's ship and it all went South after that.

Over my head???? You wouldn't get over my bar stool fella let alone over my head.

Swoop
12th March 2014, 15:47
"Tapping" telephone boxes to make a call...

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 15:49
It seems to be that you are unable to read between the lines.

Racist bigot would be aimed at the obvious SMOKEU.

Ya know your problem was you started out great with this thread and then you seem to get on SMOKEU's ship and it all went South after that.

Over my head???? You wouldn't get over my bar stool fella let alone over my head.

Thanks for all the compliments. We should meet up to smoke some nice buds at your place. My shout. You can cook the dinner.

FJRider
12th March 2014, 15:49
Oh hell yeah.
The joy of compression kickback. Shot over the handlebars a couple times :mad:

Only a "couple" of times .. ??? ;)


happy landings ... most of the time though ... (I hope)

Yamahardman
12th March 2014, 15:51
Never mind the children I bet half the riders on kb wouldn't know how to kick start a bike.

Haha all 4 of my bikes are kickstart only.
For the gb, its all about going right down, and back up, then halfway down, and back up, then stomping on the bugger.
As for the 2 strokes, just one stomp.

Perfect choke and the subtle flick of the right wrist ices the cake. lol

speights_bud
12th March 2014, 16:03
i keep my decks dusted man!

And im not sorry katy perry isnt stamped into vinyl!
Oh Dear....
http://www.mikethefanboy.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/DSC02520.jpg?timestamp=1394596919

Grubber
12th March 2014, 16:10
Thanks for all the compliments. We should meet up to smoke some nice buds at your place. My shout. You can cook the dinner.

Ho Hum....can't be bothered!

FJRider
12th March 2014, 16:18
Well done....you are no one to judge!
Narrow minded???? You think you know me, but you don't know jack shit!
At least my kids aren't racist bigots, if you think that's narrow minded you're fucked in the head as i always thought you were!

THAT doesn't seem to slow you any ...

If you take everything said to you on KB ... as personal ... against you .... perhaps it's you that's fucked in the head.

Everybody on KB has their own image they choose to portray as being "them" ... reality (if you can understand THAT concept) is usually different to those that actually know them.

Half of what is posted on KB is bullshit. 90% of the rest is suspect too. Finding gold in any of the posts ... means it's your lucky day.

Such personal abuse makes you a bigger asshole than Azole is ... and bigger than he ever could be.

Yamahardman
12th March 2014, 16:20
Ho Hum....can't be bothered!

smokeu is just South African, is all.
People tend to get a little racist there.
Especially when the blacks kidnap someone you know, repetitively gang rape them, and then, to top it off, cut her feet off.
Not to mention all the car jacking, coincidentally done by black fellows.

It would taint your view of the darker folk a bit.

FJRider
12th March 2014, 16:27
I believe vinyl may be making something of a comeback.

I believe in the Easter Bunnie .... :rockon:

Chocolate ... :drool:

Akzle
12th March 2014, 16:29
Such personal abuse makes you a bigger asshole than Azole is ... and bigger than he ever could be.

no. Theres nothing he's bigger or better than me at.

He cant even be bothered cooking dinner!
Fuck, bring me skunky buds and ill lay da lekker braai!

Anyway. Off topic.
Topic, tits, or stfu. Allaya jews.

Akzle
12th March 2014, 16:35
Someone find me an 'i dont want to live on this planet anymore' meme:


you can get KP on vinyl

http://www.discogs.com/Katy-Perry-Teenage-Dream/release/2448178

know what else? My little pony hentai. Seriously. There is no hope for the next generation.

HenryDorsetCase
12th March 2014, 16:40
Oh Dear....


Oh cool.... bet you had to line up for a long time after the show to get that signed.

Wanna sell it?

oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 16:46
Bible in Schools.

The tenderness of alone time with a Catholic Priest:love:

HenryDorsetCase
12th March 2014, 16:47
I believe in the Easter Bunnie .... :rockon:

Chocolate ... :drool:

Vinyl is making a fairly large comeback. I have seen stats on it somewhere (not on this Wikipedia link) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_revival

The interesting thing is that digital downloads are by far the greatest number wise and CD's are dropping.

I am all about the physical media personally. And savvy artists produce vinyl and sicko punters like me spend a fortune on it. But we normally get a "Free" digital download with it as well.

Vinyl is a lot of fun, and you get the ritual and get to spend a lot of money on cool looking pieces of kit and all that, but you cannot compare the convenience of digital. I've finaly bitten the bullet and I am going to transfer all my CD's to digital form. Unfortunately that is quite a task.

But big hard drives are cheap so even using FLAC I will be able to get them all on there. and then some.

FJRider
12th March 2014, 16:54
Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn ...

...Go

(1) The joy of writing a letter in your own handwriting ...

(2) The joy of seeing the Postie putting a letter into their mailbox ... and knowing who it is from ... by the hand writing ...

(3) Feeling admiration for the person/team for beating you in your chosen sport(s) ... and shaking their hand(s) for doing so ... and meaning it.

(4) Knowing winning isn't everything ... and you can't win ALL the time. But it (as sure as shit smells) sure feels better than losing ...

(5) Whatever you get wrong ... there will (usually) be time tomorrow to fix it ... and/or try to to get it right.

(6) Friends are about why you like them ... not on how many "Likes" they have. Not liking everything about them ... but respect why they are ... and still be a friend.

oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 16:55
Topic, tits...

Okidoki

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/7d/3b/617d3b318c790016c02ffec6881c264c.jpg

Akzle
12th March 2014, 16:56
Vinyl is making a fairly large comeback. I have seen stats on it somewhere (not on this Wikipedia link) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinyl_revival

The interesting thing is that digital downloads are by far the greatest number wise and CD's are dropping.

I am all about the physical media personally. And savvy artists produce vinyl and sicko punters like me spend a fortune on it. But we normally get a "Free" digital download with it as well.

Vinyl is a lot of fun, and you get the ritual and get to spend a lot of money on cool looking pieces of kit and all that, but you cannot compare the convenience of digital. I've finaly bitten the bullet and I am going to transfer all my CD's to digital form. Unfortunately that is quite a task.

But big hard drives are cheap so even using FLAC I will be able to get them all on there. and then some.
off topic. If you play off pc flac is fine, if you travel with it you want ogg, compressed flac.
You should be able to pick up a discman cheap as Shit, get an old one with analog amp, shit will drive any headphones you dare to buy.
Sony for discman, philips go gear for ogg.

FJRider
12th March 2014, 17:03
no. Theres nothing he's bigger or better than me at.

You're just a learner asshole ... another 8000 or so posts and you might come close .. :msn-wink:


He cant even be bothered cooking dinner!
Fuck, bring me skunky buds and ill lay da lekker braai!

Cooking dinner is one thing ... does he swallow ... ??? :devil2:


Anyway. Off topic.
Topic, tits, or stfu. Allaya jews.

Pic's or it didn't happen ...

And the whole fucking site is seldom "On Topic" ... More pic's needed ... :devil2:

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 17:07
smokeu is just South African, is all.
People tend to get a little racist there.
Especially when the blacks kidnap someone you know, repetitively gang rape them, and then, to top it off, cut her feet off.
Not to mention all the car jacking, coincidentally done by black fellows.

It would taint your view of the darker folk a bit.

Finally, someone who understands!

nodrog
12th March 2014, 17:07
I believe vinyl may be making something of a comeback.

http://truteknologyfiles.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bondage-labbit-3.jpg

FJRider
12th March 2014, 17:09
But big hard drives are cheap ....


You seen the price of Chocolate lately ... ??? :beer:

FJRider
12th March 2014, 17:35
Bible in Schools.

BULLSHIT ... Bring your own prayer mat .. and you can pray to whoever you like ..


The tenderness of alone time with a Catholic Priest:love:

Get it where you can .... life is short ... ;)

oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 17:52
BULLSHIT ... Bring your own prayer mat .. and you can pray to whoever you like ..
allahu akbar for life homie


Get it where you can .... life is short ... ;)

When are you free? ;) :drool:

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 17:55
smokeu is just South African, is all.
People tend to get a little racist there.
Especially when the blacks kidnap someone you know, repetitively gang rape them, and then, to top it off, cut her feet off.
Not to mention all the car jacking, coincidentally done by black fellows.

It would taint your view of the darker folk a bit.

That's some pretty weak-arsed justification. I've met plenty of white South Africans who aren't white supremacists. I think most people are smart enough to understand that there are people who are sick/assholes/sadistic whatever their race or colour, and who aren't stupid enough to write off an entire colour/race of people because of the actions of a few sickos.

Either that or we can just consider all white people to be lesser beings because of people like John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Minnie Dean, any of the hundreds of white male priests who are child abusers etc etc.

But no - that would be ridiculous wouldn't it.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 18:03
allahu akbar for life homie


Snackbar! Turn the sound up.

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oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 18:06
That's some pretty weak-arsed justification. I've met plenty of white South Africans who aren't white supremacists. I think most people are smart enough to understand that there are people who are sick/assholes/sadistic whatever their race or colour, and who aren't stupid enough to write off an entire colour/race of people because of the actions of a few sickos.

Either that or we can just consider all white people to be lesser beings because of people like John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Minnie Dean, any of the hundreds of white male priests who are child abusers etc etc.

But no - that would be ridiculous wouldn't it.

Well..... Yeah.... They're white....:scratch:

FJRider
12th March 2014, 18:18
When are you free? ;) :drool:

Free ... :killingme


reality is seldom free ..

Yamahardman
12th March 2014, 18:36
That's some pretty weak-arsed justification. I've met plenty of white South Africans who aren't white supremacists. I think most people are smart enough to understand that there are people who are sick/assholes/sadistic whatever their race or colour, and who aren't stupid enough to write off an entire colour/race of people because of the actions of a few sickos.

Either that or we can just consider all white people to be lesser beings because of people like John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Minnie Dean, any of the hundreds of white male priests who are child abusers etc etc.

But no - that would be ridiculous wouldn't it.

All of the white South Africans I know, aren't the type who'd go and lynch random blacks, or do typical other white supremacist shit, but they however do hold alot of distrust towards them, and some of them absolutely hate them, for example- my friend who doesn't have feet now.

It all boils down to life experiences.
Electrocute yourself on a seemingly disconnected wire, and you'll be very distrustful and wary of all wires.
Black guy carjacks you in traffic, or cuts your feet off, you'll be very distrustful and wary of all blacks.

Distrust of certain objects and beings are a learned thing, stemming from our evolution.

mashman
12th March 2014, 18:37
Someone find me an 'i dont want to live on this planet anymore' meme:

Anytime you want it then it's there
All you gotta do is stop it
On the corner and ask
Say hey you don't live today
Stop the world
Stop the world
I'm getting off
I'm getting off
Can't get enough
I'm getting off

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 18:46
All of the white South Africans I know, aren't the type who'd go and lynch random blacks, or do typical other white supremacist shit, but they however do hold alot of distrust towards them, and some of them absolutely hate them, for example- my friend who doesn't have feet now.

It all boils down to life experiences.
Electrocute yourself on a seemingly disconnected wire, and you'll be very distrustful and wary of all wires.
Black guy carjacks you in traffic, or cuts your feet off, you'll be very distrustful and wary of all blacks.

Distrust of certain objects and beings are a learned thing, stemming from our evolution.

Nah, I don't buy it. Otherwise no one would ever drink again after having a hang over. There wouldn't be recidivist drunk drivers. Prison would be an effective deterrent, etc.

I'm not going to say anything bad about some poor sod who has lost his feet, but for anything less than the extreme examples you'd have to be a little slow in the head to think that claiming a whole race are bad because of the actions of a few is fair, or justifiable, or sensible. Especially when someone could show you an equal number of atrocities committed by people of your own kind.

You know, it used to be thought that racist people had a lower IQ, which was backed up by the result of studies. Then they found that the studies were skewed because people who were racist and smart just kept it to themselves. Either way, those who are verbally out and out racist.... well, connect the dots.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 18:55
Nah, I don't buy it. Otherwise no one would ever drink again after having a hang over. There wouldn't be recidivist drunk drivers. Prison would be an effective deterrent, etc.

I'm not going to say anything bad about some poor sod who has lost his feet, but for anything less than the extreme examples you'd have to be a little slow in the head to think that claiming a whole race are bad because of the actions of a few is fair, or justifiable, or sensible. Especially when someone could show you an equal number of atrocities committed by people of your own kind.

You know, it used to be thought that racist people had a lower IQ, which was backed up by the result of studies. Then they found that the studies were skewed because people who were racist and smart just kept it to themselves. Either way, those who are verbally out and out racist.... well, connect the dots.

You haven't been to Africa, have you?

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 19:07
You haven't been to Africa, have you?

I haven't. I did watch all 3 Madagascar movies though - and haven't felt moved to join the KKK yet.

Akzle
12th March 2014, 19:09
Nah, I don't buy it. Otherwise no one would ever drink again after having a hang over. There wouldn't be recidivist drunk drivers. Prison would be an effective deterrent, etc.
...blah...
those who are verbally out and out racist.... well, connect the dots.

i think we can all take comfort and knowledge from Reverend Snoop Dizzle:

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon

And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams? Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat

That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Bo$$ Dogg,

see I specialize in making all the girls get naked So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle,
turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes I hang out tough,

Must I remind you
I'm only here to twist you

Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue

Scuba_Steve
12th March 2014, 19:16
All of the white South Africans I know, aren't the type who'd go and lynch random blacks, or do typical other white supremacist shit, but they however do hold alot of distrust towards them, and some of them absolutely hate them, for example- my friend who doesn't have feet now.

It all boils down to life experiences.
Electrocute yourself on a seemingly disconnected wire, and you'll be very distrustful and wary of all wires.
Black guy carjacks you in traffic, or cuts your feet off, you'll be very distrustful and wary of all blacks.

Distrust of certain objects and beings are a learned thing, stemming from our evolution.

yep the South Africans I know are much the same, you hear constantly words like "Kaffir", "flat nose", "darkie" & alot of talk that over here would be considered "racist" but to them it's just "normal" so of-course there's some brilliant stuff said at some brilliant times just because thats how they talk...

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 19:27
I haven't. I did watch all 3 Madagascar movies though - and haven't felt moved to join the KKK yet.

When you were a little kid, did you go to sleep at night to the sound of gun shots ringing out through the hood? I will never forget those sounds.

Have you ever lived in a country where it's too dangerous to drive on rural roads at night for fear of being hijacked and killed?

It's very easy for you to make assumptions living in a rather civilized country like NZ. But you haven't lived life in my shoes, and experienced what real poverty is like. Life over there is almost nothing like anything you've ever experienced before.

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 19:32
When you were a little kid, did you go to sleep at night to the sound of gun shots ringing out through the hood? I will never forget those sounds.

Have you ever lived in a country where it's too dangerous to drive on rural roads at night for fear of being hijacked and killed?

It's very easy for you to make assumptions living in a rather civilized country like NZ. But you haven't lived life in my shoes, and experienced what real poverty is like. Life over there is almost nothing like anything you've ever experienced before.

Yep, you are right. Didn't grow up around gunshots or have to be worried about getting car-jacked. That poverty without hope must be a fucking horrible state to be in. Don't see how you extrapolate from that to - all jews, arabs, and blacks are bad people and all whites are good.

jonbuoy
12th March 2014, 19:32
I haven't. I did watch all 3 Madagascar movies though - and haven't felt moved to join the KKK yet.


Then you really canīt judge South Africans on their attitude. I never thought I was "racist" or is that judgemental? Until I tried working in Nigeria. Black, White or Yellow when a high percentage of any population behave in a certain way you canīt help judging them and being cautious/hostile towards them.

mashman
12th March 2014, 19:34
When you were a little kid, did you go to sleep at night to the sound of gun shots ringing out through the hood? I will never forget those sounds.

Have you ever lived in a country where it's too dangerous to drive on rural roads at night for fear of being hijacked and killed?

It's very easy for you to make assumptions living in a rather civilized country like NZ. But you haven't lived life in my shoes, and experienced what real poverty is like. Life over there is almost nothing like anything you've ever experienced before.

There's no such thing as poverty as there is no measure for poverty. Your entire homeland is full of lazy bastards as there are jobs out there to be had. :killingme@nz being rather civilised. Neanderthals were more civilised than yer average kiwi/safa/roast beef/frog/chink/paki/indian/yank/white mother fucker... although more upwardly mobile civilised white christian people in your country would turn that around in a heartbeat... aaaaaaaaand scene.

rustyrobot
12th March 2014, 19:41
Then you really canīt judge South Africans on their attitude. I never thought I was "racist" or is that judgemental? Until I tried working in Nigeria. Black, White or Yellow when a high percentage of any population behave in a certain way you canīt help judging them and being cautious/hostile towards them.

Higher percentage of poor people = higher percentage of certain sorts of crime. Just don't see how colour features in it. I've lived in Chicago, London, Thailand briefly. What is see is white collar folks do white collar crime, poor folks do more violent crime.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 19:42
Yep, you are right. Didn't grow up around gunshots or have to be worried about getting car-jacked. That poverty without hope must be a fucking horrible state to be in. Don't see how you extrapolate from that to - all jews, arabs, and blacks are bad people and all whites are good.

Not all jews (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Jew), sand niggers (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Arab) and niggers (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Nigger) are bad. Not all whites/crackers/honkeys (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/White_devil) are good. But making generalizations is what we humans do subconsciously. It's how our brain works.

Now I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but whites are in a way the most "civilized" race that tend to do human rights abuse to a lesser extent than say, blacks. For example, in many African (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Africa) and Middle Eastern (https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Middle_east) countries, homosexuals are often thrown in jail or killed for being gay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_by_country_or_territory#Northern_Afric a).

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 19:46
Then you really canīt judge South Africans on their attitude. I never thought I was "racist" or is that judgemental? Until I tried working in Nigeria. Black, White or Yellow when a high percentage of any population behave in a certain way you canīt help judging them and being cautious/hostile towards them.

I agree.


There's no such thing as poverty as there is no measure for poverty. Your entire homeland is full of lazy bastards as there are jobs out there to be had. :killingme@nz being rather civilised. Neanderthals were more civilised than yer average kiwi/safa/roast beef/frog/chink/paki/indian/yank/white mother fucker... although more upwardly mobile civilised white christian people in your country would turn that around in a heartbeat... aaaaaaaaand scene.

When people can't afford the necessities of life such as food, adequate clothing and housing, then I guess that is poverty.

NZ is a lot more civilized than most countries, such as Somalia where al Shabaab will kill you for having secks to anyone you're not married to (https://www.google.com/search?q=al+shabaab+adultery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&client=iceweasel-a&channel=fflb).

jonbuoy
12th March 2014, 19:58
Higher percentage of poor people = higher percentage of certain sorts of crime. Just don't see how colour features in it. I've lived in Chicago, London, Thailand briefly. What is see is white collar folks do white collar crime, poor folks do more violent crime.

I would have viewed the locals with the same distrust no matter what the colour of their skin- after working with South Americans I donīt trust them much either - they are pale skinned in comparison. Just as most people living outside of Auckland label Aucklanders "jaffers" and associate them with certain traits. Stealing and crime is one thing - the sheer brutality of a lot of the Africans (even towards each other) is shocking.

scumdog
12th March 2014, 20:05
When you were a little kid, did you go to sleep at night to the sound of gun shots ringing out through the hood? I will never forget those sounds.

Have you ever lived in a country where it's too dangerous to drive on rural roads at night for fear of being hijacked and killed?

It's very easy for you to make assumptions living in a rather civilized country like NZ. But you haven't lived life in my shoes, and experienced what real poverty is like. Life over there is almost nothing like anything you've ever experienced before.

But..but..but you ain't there NOW, are you?

FJRider
12th March 2014, 20:12
I agree.



When people can't afford the necessities of life such as food, adequate clothing and housing, then I guess that is poverty.

NZ is a lot more civilized than most countries, such as Somalia where al Shabaab will kill you for having secks to anyone you're not married to (https://www.google.com/search?q=al+shabaab+adultery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&client=iceweasel-a&channel=fflb).

It's a matter of perspective .... More countries ban the eating of food with the left hand .. than those that allow it ... ;)

Civilized ... not even close. Shit ... we let Women DRIVE cars even .... how stupid is that ... ??? :pinch:

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 20:14
But..but..but you ain't there NOW, are you?

Not any more.


It's a matter of perspective .... More countries ban the eating of food with the left hand .. than those that allow it ... ;)

Civilized ... not even close. Shit ... we let Women DRIVE cars even .... how stupid is that ... ??? :pinch:

Good points.

FJRider
12th March 2014, 20:14
But..but..but you ain't there NOW, are you?

Don't ruin a good story T ... :lol:

mashman
12th March 2014, 20:37
When people can't afford the necessities of life such as food, adequate clothing and housing, then I guess that is poverty.

NZ is a lot more civilized than most countries, such as Somalia where al Shabaab will kill you for having secks to anyone you're not married to (https://www.google.com/search?q=al+shabaab+adultery&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&client=iceweasel-a&channel=fflb).

Then they should get a job, work hard and they'll be able to buy that which they need. If they're unhappy with how much they're valued by their employer, then they should find a "better" job. If they're not pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps, then they're just not trying and should move to a country that will give them things for free.

Bullshit propaganda. We are different. Some people have what we would call extreme laws, but that's our problem, not theirs.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 20:39
Then they should get a job, work hard and they'll be able to buy that which they need. If they're unhappy with how much they're valued by their employer, then they should find a "better" job. If they're not pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps, then they're just not trying and should move to a country that will give them things for free.

Bullshit propaganda. We are different. Some people have what we would call extreme laws, but that's our problem, not theirs.

And how exactly are people meant to break out of that poverty cycle living in a third world country with very few opportunities for anyone without a significant amount of money?

mashman
12th March 2014, 20:44
And how exactly are people meant to break out of that poverty cycle living in a third world country with very few opportunities for anyone without a significant amount of money?

Take on some debt and go to uni i.e. get an education. Find a better job. Move to where the work is. etc...

mashman
12th March 2014, 20:45
Actually, I'm sad that my kids won't learn anything other than BAU.

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 20:58
Take on some debt and go to uni i.e. get an education. Find a better job. Move to where the work is. etc...

You make it sound so simple. If only that were the reality.

skippa1
12th March 2014, 21:06
What was this thread about?

oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 21:07
What was this thread about?

Tits.... Put up or shut up...

SMOKEU
12th March 2014, 21:14
What was this thread about?


Tits.... Put up or shut up...

Yes. THESE LINKS ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OR IF YOU'RE A COMPLETE PUSSY.

http://ratemytits.co.za/latest

http://boo.by/

mashman
12th March 2014, 21:17
You make it sound so simple. If only that were the reality.

It's merely a matter of will.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/dawson-queen-night.jpg

oneblackflag
12th March 2014, 21:18
Yes. THESE LINKS ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OR IF YOU'RE A COMPLETE PUSSY.

http://ratemytits.co.za/latest


Some make me happy :drool: others not so much :sick:

tbs
12th March 2014, 22:54
If a dominant culture shits all over another culture for long enough you can expect a certain amount of violent backlash. If you marginalize another culture and treat them as subhuman for long enough then don't act surprised when they start to act that way.
Racism is just another way to justify doing something nasty to someone else, even if that nastiness is simply withholding empathy.
Niggers and Honkeys, Hatfields and McCoys, us and them..... It's all the same bullshit.

Try walking a mile in the other guy's shoes instead of making sure he can't afford shoes and then criticizing him for being a lazy untrustworthy bastard.

And go and read some history books.



Tangy fruits. My kids are going miss out on Tangyfruits.

Akzle
13th March 2014, 06:48
wun dolla georgie pie!

Not having mcdonalds on every fucking corner.

mashman
13th March 2014, 07:23
Try walking a mile in the other guy's shoes instead of making sure he can't afford shoes and then criticizing him for being a lazy untrustworthy bastard.

That would require empathy and if you open that can o worms the economy would collapse in one giant hug.



They won't learn how funny biting into 2 Highland chews then holding your jaw shut for a minute before trying to open it can be.

Banditbandit
13th March 2014, 12:44
Things Im Sad My Children Will Not Learn. And Shit.

Film photography.

How to use a corkscrew.



...Go

How to use a manual advance/retard lever on the handlebars ..

BOGAR
13th March 2014, 13:21
Anyone remember when shops were shut on the weekends?????
Now days if they are shut for half a day it's like the worlds going to end. :yes:

Akzle
13th March 2014, 15:00
How to use a manual advance/retard lever on the handlebars ..

ae marika you must be fucken old. Was that even a thing??

blue rider
13th March 2014, 16:52
sad that they will never watch a movie on TV without adverts interupting it.
sad that they will never be allowed to be alone and unsupervised.
sad that the food they eat will be some artificial crap full of artificial crap
blahblahblahblah

Yamahardman
13th March 2014, 17:05
How to use a manual advance/retard lever on the handlebars ..

Thats some real old people shit! haha.
My 80 year old grandad tells me stories of when his model a ford had a advance/retard lever, haha.

None of my bikes have them, and they're twice my age!

Akzle
13th March 2014, 17:47
sad that they will never watch a movie on TV without adverts interupting it.
sad that they will never be allowed to be alone and unsupervised.
sad that the food they eat will be some artificial crap full of artificial crap
blahblahblahblah

tv is shit. And the rest of that is hardly beyond your control...

Akzle
17th March 2014, 05:11
skyrockets, bottle bombs and judy bailey.

slofox
17th March 2014, 07:15
The fact that my children and grandchildren will not experience a New Zealand where quality is more important than price.

Banditbandit
17th March 2014, 08:12
ae marika you must be fucken old. Was that even a thing??

Yeah it was - I've owned more than one bike with manual advance/retard ... put it half advanced to kick start - then full advance when ready to ride .. and a small lever to open a valve so you can kick over the engine to the starting point ..

Akzle
19th March 2014, 17:38
ash trays in the rear doors of cars.

scumdog
19th March 2014, 19:25
ash trays in the rear doors of cars.

Opening 1/4 windows in said rear doors.

In fact ANY opening 1/4 winows on a car..

mashman
19th March 2014, 19:28
The utter terror of riding in a car without seat belts, ABS and power steering.

SMOKEU
19th March 2014, 19:40
Anyone remember when shops were shut on the weekends?????
Now days if they are shut for half a day it's like the worlds going to end. :yes:

It was still like that in many parts of South Africa last time I was there about 6 years ago.

Big Dog
19th March 2014, 19:55
Home ownership.


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Akzle
20th March 2014, 06:45
back when the sun wasnt dangerous and you could spend all holidaze with no sunscreen and not get cancer.

SMOKEU
20th March 2014, 07:25
Back in the days when the skids would go off really well, with big queues of Skylines, Cefiros and Laurels all waiting to have a go on the "skid pad", like Pound and Ryans Rd intersection.

The big cruises around the 4 aves in Christchurch.

Akzle
20th March 2014, 07:27
Back in the days when the skids would go off really well, with big queues of Skylines, Cefiros and Laurels all waiting to have a go on the "skid pad", like Pound and Ryans Rd intersection.

The big cruises around the 4 aves in Christchurch.

youre probably right. I too, hope you never breed.

SMOKEU
20th March 2014, 07:39
youre probably right. I too, hope you never breed.

The world really could do with some little SMOKEU's.

However, I don't plan on breeding, because I don't like kids and don't want that sort of responsibility.

T.W.R
20th March 2014, 09:37
Back in the days when the skids would go off really well, with big queues of Skylines, Cefiros and Laurels all waiting to have a go on the "skid pad", like Pound and Ryans Rd intersection.

The big cruises around the 4 aves in Christchurch.


:killingme you're eyes would have fallen out when V8s ruled the roost & rotarys were the exotica and Carlyle St came alive :banana:

mashman
20th March 2014, 09:44
However, I don't plan on breeding, because I don't like kids and don't want that sort of responsibility.

A political career beckons.

unstuck
20th March 2014, 09:54
The world really could do with some little SMOKEU's.

However, I don't plan on breeding, because I don't like kids and don't want that sort of responsibility.

I knew it, your a pillow biter.:msn-wink:

SMOKEU
20th March 2014, 12:00
:killingme you're eyes would have fallen out when V8s ruled the roost & rotarys were the exotica and Carlyle St came alive :banana:

That would have been so awesome!


A political career beckons.

Let the Fourth Reich begin!


I knew it, your a pillow biter.:msn-wink:

If that's your way of propositioning me for buttsecks, then sorry to disappoint, but I'm not into that kind of thing.

unstuck
20th March 2014, 12:16
That would have been so awesome!



Let the Fourth Reich begin!



If that's your way of propositioning me for buttsecks, then sorry to disappoint, but I'm not into that kind of thing.

Damn, sure had my hopes up.:yeah:

SMOKEU
20th March 2014, 12:46
Damn, sure had my hopes up.:yeah:

I'm sure you'll find the right guy one day. ;)

rustyrobot
20th March 2014, 15:19
I'm sure you'll find the right guy one day. ;)

Are you winking at him? How salacious!

rustyrobot
20th March 2014, 15:20
Like a modern day Romeo and Julian - the punk and the white supremacist. Forbidden love and all that.

SMOKEU
20th March 2014, 15:36
Are you winking at him? How salacious!


Like a modern day Romeo and Julian - the punk and the white supremacist. Forbidden love and all that.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

T.W.R
20th March 2014, 15:54
That would have been so awesome!

Was :yes:


Damn, sure had my hopes up.:yeah:

You got smoked :shutup:



Back on subject:

Being able to tap-out a free phone call on the old phones in public phone boxes.
Having fresh warm bread delivered to the gate each morning
Milk tokens
When the news on TV was only a 10min broadcast each evening

unstuck
20th March 2014, 17:01
Back on subject:

Being able to tap-out a free phone call on the old phones in public phone boxes.
Having fresh warm bread delivered to the gate each morning
Milk tokens
When the news on TV was only a 10min broadcast each evening

Now theres some great memories.:D

mashman
20th March 2014, 17:28
Having to manually tune the TV/Radio.

JATZ
20th March 2014, 17:36
Having to manually tune the TV/Radio.
Having to get up from the chair to change chanel :D

Akzle
20th March 2014, 17:36
Having to manually tune the TV/Radio.

get an analogue world band nigga. Tune the fuck out of that shit. (i enjoy pulling signal from seemingly 'static')

mashman
20th March 2014, 17:46
Having to get up from the chair to change chanel :D

:rofl: that's progress for ya.


get an analogue world band nigga. Tune the fuck out of that shit. (i enjoy pulling signal from seemingly 'static')

I just use a tin foil hat and the internetz... you're so 60's... yet you're probably the pioneer of the future :laugh:

Akzle
20th March 2014, 17:59
:rofl: that's progress for ya.



I just use a tin foil hat and the internetz... you're so 60's... yet you're probably the pioneer of the future :laugh:

jahatmi burundi india am (somewhere between 15 and 16 mhz) is going off tonight!

mashman
20th March 2014, 18:23
jahatmi burundi india am (somewhere between 15 and 16 mhz) is going off tonight!

Which is? I assume not radio's version of smellavision.

Akzle
20th March 2014, 18:31
Which is? I assume not radio's version of smellavision.

a lot of sitar, presumably mustachiod indian teenagers (both sexes) and a nintendo drum machine we sent them in '89...

rustyrobot
20th March 2014, 19:00
jahatmi burundi india am (somewhere between 15 and 16 mhz) is going off tonight!

I just googled jahatmi burundi india am (https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=jahatmi+burundi+india+am) to see if I could listen online and the only thing that came up was your post. damn - google spiders are getting fast.

mashman
20th March 2014, 19:03
a lot of sitar, presumably mustachiod indian teenagers (both sexes) and a nintendo drum machine we sent them in '89...

Fuckin A... used to love a little Ravi back in the day. His daughter is damned pleasing on the eye too and has plucking nimble fingers.

Akzle
20th March 2014, 19:19
I just googled jahatmi burundi india am (https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=jahatmi+burundi+india+am) to see if I could listen online and the only thing that came up was your post. damn - google spiders are getting fast.

jews are interested in me. What can i say.
(so are you, which is a bit weird. We really should sit down to a doob to get that shit out of your system. Like a dog with a stick, thats fallen off the wrong tree.)

Banditbandit
21st March 2014, 15:52
. damn - google spiders are getting fast.

It's the up-graded liquid-cooled Suzuki GSXRR version ..

Akzle
11th July 2014, 16:09
tobacconists.

Why the fuck should i have to pay 8 buck for a fuken monte christo skinny panatella fuken things from the bottleo when i should be able to get a churchill for not much more

buggerit
11th July 2014, 18:05
I believe vinyl may be making something of a comeback.

nah, too sweaty