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mashman
13th March 2014, 07:38
The fist woman astronaut on the moon discovers there's a problem.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.

Houston: Please repeat.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.

Houston: Can you state the nature of the problem.

Astronaut: Well, it's tricky to explain.

Houston: Ok, can you try to explain it please.

Astronaut: It's ok, don't worry about it.

Houston: We're pretty concerned down here, please explain what the problem is.

Astronaut (highly annoyed): There's a problem ok. You're telling me you don't know what the problem is when you should damn well know what the problem is without me having to tell you.

Akzle
13th March 2014, 19:04
ha, ha, haha.

Women are property.
Theres a damn good reason men dont let them in space. They fuck up enough shit on this planet as is....

Swoop
13th March 2014, 19:24
The moon is really dusty and she didn't take enough vacuum cleaner bags up with her.

HenryDorsetCase
13th March 2014, 19:41
You boys are naughty. I am so telling your Mums.