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Devil
14th March 2014, 12:09
So I've just realised that tomorrow will be my 10 year anniversary on KB. Time flies huh!

KB is a rather different place these days. Plenty of ups and downs along the way and plenty of friends collected and fuckwits identified (hrm, seem to be an awful lot of those now compared to back then!). Comedy still present in the form of newbies telling other people how they should ride when they haven't figured it out themselves first...

I'm going to celebrate it by not going on a group ride, or having anything to do with you dorks. :innocent:

Hoping there's still a few of the good old c*nts lurking out there!

MSTRS
14th March 2014, 12:11
*reminiscing blah blah bullshit*

Hoping there's still a few of the good old c*nts lurking out there!

Nah. We all fucked off when you arrived. :bleh:

Quasievil
14th March 2014, 12:25
^^^^ Plenty of old Crew turned into Fuckwits as well

Devil
14th March 2014, 12:30
Some were just like that from the start! AND PROUD OF IT!

MSTRS
14th March 2014, 12:48
Some were just like that from the start! AND PROUD OF IT!

Some just hid it well. Like something to be ashamed and embarrassed about. As well they should.

Pumba
14th March 2014, 12:49
You old cunt. MAde me go check but I have still got another year to go before I reach such a, eh , well, milestone?

Still got an average of over a post a day. Must have talked some shit at some stage.

Hinny
14th March 2014, 13:02
Must have talked some shit at some stage.

Errmmmm - yup!

swbarnett
14th March 2014, 13:06
Still got an average of over a post a day. Must have talked some shit at some stage.
Who hasn't?

pritch
14th March 2014, 13:21
MAde me go check

Me too. Not for a while yet though, January.

Have read an awful lot of rubbish hereabout over that time, but have seen some really good stuff as well and have enjoyed meeting those of you when that happened.

Devil, break out a bottle of the good stuff tomorrow. (Any excuse?) :whistle: Oh, and many happy returns.

James Deuce
14th March 2014, 13:33
Good to see the junior members celebrating. Who is Spankme?

Pumba
14th March 2014, 13:50
..... Who is Spankme?

None other than His Divine Shadow.

James Deuce
14th March 2014, 13:55
I see we STILL haven't mastered sarcasm.

Edbear
14th March 2014, 14:51
I'm still a newbie, I guess. I've got about 18mths to go.

The place has certainly changed and not always for the better, but as with many, I have made some good friends and enjoyed stirring the pot from time to time.

It's encouraging to see new members joining though, and I can see the site continuing on.

Drew
14th March 2014, 15:45
You old cunt. MAde me go check but I have still got another year to go before I reach such a, eh , well, milestone?

Still got an average of over a post a day. Must have talked some shit at some stage.Had to look at mine too, couple weeks I've been here ten years.


Good to see the junior members celebrating. Who is Spankme?Yep, that four months makes you positively over the hill man.

Sure has changed. Was a very short time after I joined that members started taking themselves seriously...CUNTS.

merv
14th March 2014, 16:05
Don't worry Drew, I've never taken you seriously, and I'm a right old one, been on here ... well forever - 7 months longer than James Deuce.

SMOKEU
14th March 2014, 16:28
We should have a big KB pissup/smokeup/snortup to celebrate.

MadDuck
14th March 2014, 17:55
So I've just realised that tomorrow will be my 10 year anniversary on KB. Time flies huh!

KB is a rather different place these days. Plenty of ups and downs along the way and plenty of friends collected and fuckwits identified (hrm, seem to be an awful lot of those now compared to back then!). Comedy still present in the form of newbies telling other people how they should ride when they haven't figured it out themselves first...

I'm going to celebrate it by not going on a group ride, or having anything to do with you dorks. :innocent:

Hoping there's still a few of the good old c*nts lurking out there!

Bloody Newbie! :laugh:

Drew
14th March 2014, 18:12
We should have a big KB pissup/smokeup/snortup to celebrate.There have been a few, both that I went to were pretty boring.

No one brought any speed/coke/acid to the ones I went to though, that'd spice things up.:eek:

Drew
14th March 2014, 18:12
Don't worry Drew, I've never taken you seriously, and I'm a right old one, been on here ... well forever - 7 months longer than James Deuce.Bulshit, I bet you've taken something I said seriously!

Mom
14th March 2014, 18:42
I'm such a noob i cant work out how many posts I have made, when I joined, or anything else.

I do know it has been ages since I have seen you.

10 years! That is yesterday!

SPman
14th March 2014, 19:08
...........................


sigh........




................................:brick:

Gremlin
15th March 2014, 00:19
You're an old bastard Devil.

End of March next year is 10 for me...

I find it interesting looking back at who you knew then, and who you're still in contact with now...

My first group ride was down SH22, Death, Motoracer (on speedys TLR), affman et al...

gunnyrob
15th March 2014, 07:06
Thanks again for loaning the GSA for fault diagnosis when I had my ford of doom mishap - I think Max would still Be in the workshop otherwise!!!!

avgas
15th March 2014, 07:39
Hotel Fucking California. Unless you want people to paint your roof.

oldrider
15th March 2014, 13:53
9 years ... couldn't understand a word the young ones typed at first and wondered what the hell it was all about? :confused:

I have quit bikes now but just cling on here to try and stay alive and in touch with ........................................... the real world!!! :wari:

Thought you might enjoy that concept! :lol:

SMOKEU
15th March 2014, 14:16
9 years ... couldn't understand a word the young ones typed at first and wondered what the hell it was all about? :confused:

I have quit bikes now but just cling on here to try and stay alive and in touch with ........................................... the real world!!! :wari:

Thought you might enjoy that concept! :lol:

How come you don't ride any more?

scumdog
15th March 2014, 16:01
Near enough 11 years so far.

And sadly the shit I see posted on KB is more juvenile/pathetic/crappier/retarded now than it was back then...<_<

Drew
15th March 2014, 16:21
Near enough 11 years so far.

And sadly the shit I see posted on KB is more juvenile/pathetic/crappier/retarded now than it was back then...<_<Only because you know that most of it, is said in earnest.

Back in the day, the same shit was said. It was just accepted that people were taking the piss.

oldrider
15th March 2014, 17:20
How come you don't ride any more?

Symptoms of AGE and declining disposable income levels coupled with exorbitant unessary ACC claims against motorcyclists! (code named Nick Smith)

AGE meant we (my wife and I) planned our rides between toilet stops ... when we began not making it between the toilet stops, it was time to quit! :facepalm: . :ride: . :crybaby:

merv
15th March 2014, 17:42
... when we began not making it between the toilet stops, it was time to quit! :facepalm: . :ride: . :crybaby:

Crikey :Oops:

SMOKEU
15th March 2014, 17:45
Symptoms of AGE and declining disposable income levels coupled with exorbitant unessary ACC claims against motorcyclists! (code named Nick Smith)

AGE meant we (my wife and I) planned our rides between toilet stops ... when we began not making it between the toilet stops, it was time to quit! :facepalm: . :ride: . :crybaby:

That's a shame. :(

James Deuce
15th March 2014, 17:59
That's a shame. :(

He a. Got out alive and b. knows there more to life than bikes.

JimO
15th March 2014, 20:23
bring back the dover

Mental Trousers
15th March 2014, 21:09
10 years?? Get a life!!

yungatart
16th March 2014, 10:34
Only 9 years for me, obviously I am still wet behind the ears.
Made some friends, met some arseholes.
I'm a bit of a fraud still logging on tho, because I no longer have a bike and am bout to head northwest to the big island, to boot.

Happy 10 th birthday Devil!

MisterD
16th March 2014, 10:48
I have quit bikes now

Ah, well there's usually some sort of counterbalance somewhere...9 years and I've nearly bought my first motorbike :crazy:

DEATH_INC.
16th March 2014, 10:59
10 years eh...seems like yesterday.
Sorry, but this place sucks now compared to back then.

FROSTY
16th March 2014, 12:36
back then wasn't the membership counted in hundreds not thousands?

James Deuce
16th March 2014, 13:05
Had to look at mine too, couple weeks I've been here ten years.

Yep, that four months makes you positively over the hill man.


What was that phrase? Oh yes. Go fuck yourself.

oldrider
16th March 2014, 13:33
Ah, well there's usually some sort of counterbalance somewhere...9 years and I've nearly bought my first motorbike :crazy:

Darwin would be proud .... perfect example of evolution! :niceone:

MisterD
16th March 2014, 13:34
What was that phrase? Oh yes. Go fuck yourself.

I realise that correlation and causation are not the same, but did the rot set in when Jim2 changed his name?

Blackbird
16th March 2014, 13:44
Joined 22 October 2002 after receiving an invitation from SpankMe. Think I was no. 17 or summat like that. Don't post a lot these days as posts seem to degenerate into a pointless shit-fight much quicker than they used to. Maybe it's just the view of an old fart. No need to answer that :yes:

JimO
16th March 2014, 14:42
I realise that correlation and causation are not the same, but did the rot set in when Jim2 changed his name?
yea that jim2, he was a real c unit

Edbear
16th March 2014, 14:59
Only 9 years for me, obviously I am still wet behind the ears.
Made some friends, met some arseholes.
I'm a bit of a fraud still logging on tho, because I no longer have a bike and am bout to head northwest to the big island, to boot.

Happy 10 th birthday Devil!

That's the thing about KB. While I still have dreams of getting another bike, once a biker, always a biker regardless and even those who have "left" KB still pop in from time to time.


Joined 22 October 2002 after receiving an invitation from SpankMe. Think I was no. 17 or summat like that. Don't post a lot these days as posts seem to degenerate into a pointless shit-fight much quicker than they used to. Maybe it's just the view of an old fart. No need to answer that :yes:

I do think KB will continue though, and hopefully the newbies coming on will turn out to be more realistic and better behaved.

scumdog
16th March 2014, 15:44
Joined 22 October 2002 after receiving an invitation from SpankMe. Think I was no. 17 or summat like that. Don't post a lot these days as posts seem to degenerate into a pointless shit-fight much quicker than they used to. Maybe it's just the view of an old fart. No need to answer that :yes:

Yep, it WAS rather more exciting back then, not so much ho-hum, seen that,:yawn:kinda stuff back then

Blackbird
16th March 2014, 16:03
Yep, it WAS rather more exciting back then, not so much ho-hum, seen that,:yawn:kinda stuff back then

Both of us Old Farts then Tom :innocent: Still remember the wonderful thread about you chasing the would-be car theif with your alternate truncheon flapping in the breeze :laugh::laugh:

oldrider
16th March 2014, 16:24
I realise that correlation and causation are not the same, but did the rot set in when Jim2 changed his name?

Didn't really change his name, just the way he expresses and writes it! ... Remember the adage: A Jim2 by any other name is but a James Deuce! :shifty:

scumdog
16th March 2014, 16:40
Both of us Old Farts then Tom :innocent: Still remember the wonderful thread about you chasing the would-be car theif with your alternate truncheon flapping in the breeze :laugh::laugh:

Yep, these johnny-come-lately try-hard light-weights need to up the ante eh!:D

Kickaha
16th March 2014, 17:14
Yep, these johnny-come-lately try-hard light-weights need to up the ante eh!:D

Listen to all the old cunts reminiscing about the "good old days" who the fuck let them out of the old age home

merv
16th March 2014, 19:52
Says the bloke that's been here since November 2003 himself lol :laugh:, but hey the fun of this place is the characters we've met eh!

MadDuck
16th March 2014, 20:10
Says the bloke that's been here since November 2003 himself lol :laugh:, but hey the fun of this place is the characters we've met eh!

Some we would like to forget :shutup:

merv
16th March 2014, 20:25
Some we would like to forget :shutup:

I must have had it easy then I can't say anyone on here has annoyed me enough for me to think that, but for sure some bring more of a smile to my face than others. Some you can laugh with and others you can laugh about I guess is the way to see it.

Devil
16th March 2014, 20:31
...........................


sigh........




................................:brick:

Evening, John! Hope it's not too warm for you over there!

Wonder where that MackTheKnife fella got to. He was a good c*nt. Probably still exploring the States.

DMNTD
16th March 2014, 20:37
Evening, John! Hope it's not too warm for you over there!

Wonder where that MackTheKnife fella got to. He was a good c*nt. Probably still exploring the States.

Last I heard he was married and living in Vegas

oldrider
16th March 2014, 21:25
Last I heard he was married and living in Vegas

+ Plus 1 to that! :love:

SPman
16th March 2014, 21:41
Joined 22 October 2002 after receiving an invitation from SpankMe. Think I was no. 17 or summat like that. Don't post a lot these days as posts seem to degenerate into a pointless shit-fight much quicker than they used to. Maybe it's just the view of an old fart. No need to answer that :yes: You beat me by a couple of hours. Mine was through a US website - I think Wari put a general post up so I dived across and signed on. Been boring the residents ever since! Anyone seen Ashley lately?


Hope it's not too warm for you over there! Only in mid summer......Dec to April! Must almost be time to come home again...although with WOF's and the cost of rego.......

Reckless
16th March 2014, 22:04
9 years for me............ seem to be a lot in that bracket! Damn doesn't time fly:yes:

Only really do MotoGP thread now enjoy the updates and banter of like minded people in there.
Had a wander into KB land a few days ago its a great pity the rest of the place is no longer the same as the above thread (it used to be).
Two threads, two shit fights :facepalm: Can't be bothered with the KB crap.

I agree with the consensus here the place isn't the same :bash:

Big Dave
16th March 2014, 23:41
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bungbung
17th March 2014, 12:38
June 2003, crikey!

Quasievil
17th March 2014, 14:10
May 2013 for me, and I have the oldest Avatar of any active member here, it has never been changed..................wanna Argue ???

DMNTD
17th March 2014, 14:12
May 2013 for me..................wanna Argue ???

Yerp...it was 2003 :sunny:

bluninja
17th March 2014, 14:36
You beat me by a couple of hours. Mine was through a US website - I think Wari put a general post up so I dived across and signed on. Been boring the residents ever since! Anyone seen Ashley lately?


I heard he drives a car now. Who would have thunk it back then.

SPman
17th March 2014, 16:26
I heard he drives a car now. Who would have thunk it back then.

Oh how the mighty have fallen......:thud:

Big Dog
17th March 2014, 17:56
Been over 10 years hère. Only 300 ish members when I started lurking. Been a little absent of late so I think you may still have seniority lol.


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Hoon
17th March 2014, 21:37
Late 2002, Parked my bike on Queen St one lunch break, came back and found a kiwibiker business card on the seat. Got back to work and joined up!

Motu
17th March 2014, 21:53
I heard he drives a car now. Who would have thunk it back then.

Never owned a car and never will ?

Big Dog
17th March 2014, 23:13
Never owned a car and never will ?

Never say never, karma has a habit of considering never as a challenge.


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ducatilover
17th March 2014, 23:31
I thought this would be turned in to another drug and anti-government thread by now.

I come here for the coffee

bluninja
18th March 2014, 08:53
Been over 10 years hère. Only 300 ish members when I started lurking. Been a little absent of late so I think you may still have seniority lol.


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So when you having another party at your place? It's been about 10 years since the last one I was invited to......and I thought I was well behaved :baby:

unstuck
18th March 2014, 09:07
I thought this would be turned in to another drug and anti-government thread by now.

I come here for the coffee


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Big Dog
18th March 2014, 09:31
So when you having another party at your place? It's been about 10 years since the last one I was invited to......and I thought I was well behaved :baby:

You're welcome any time. Give me a day and we'll spark the barbie up. :)


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