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rastuscat
19th March 2014, 09:43
........is proven once again.

A cyclist in Christchurch, failing to acknowledge that red flashing lights and barriers at a rail crossing might mean something, rode his bike into the path of a train on Tuesday afternoon.

Tazz
19th March 2014, 09:45
He survived though didn't he?

HenryDorsetCase
19th March 2014, 09:59
clearly a lack of hi-viz was the issue.

It confers superpowers you know.

SMOKEU
19th March 2014, 10:03
He's in intensive care at the moment at Christchurch hospital. The son of a doctor.

george formby
19th March 2014, 10:08
Bad week for pushie peddlers.:shit:

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/22034192/train-horror-in-france-as-splattered-body-carried-40km/

Magnum Noel
19th March 2014, 19:28
........is proven once again.

A cyclist in Christchurch, failing to acknowledge that red flashing lights and barriers at a rail crossing might mean something, rode his bike into the path of a train on Tuesday afternoon.

If people can't see TRAINSwith bells and whistles how can we expect them to spot a motorcycle?

schrodingers cat
19th March 2014, 19:56
This would be a better story if he was riding three abreast with two friends and ranting about his rights as a road user too...

nodrog
19th March 2014, 19:58
I bet he was chuffed to bits.

Big Dog
19th March 2014, 20:03
I bet he was chuffed to bits.

+1


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pritch
19th March 2014, 20:03
If people can't see TRAINSwith bells and whistles how can we expect them to spot a motorcycle?

The cyclist couldn't possibly be expected to see the train, it wasn't wearing hi viz.

Scuba_Steve
19th March 2014, 20:21
Sorta a shame he didn't die, we could have taken bets on the Coroners "awesome" suggestions
Hi-Vis for trains
Ban trains
Hi-Vis for cyclists

Berries
19th March 2014, 22:32
Sorta a shame he didn't die, we could have taken bets on the Coroners "awesome" suggestions
Hi-Vis for trains
Ban trains
Hi-Vis for cyclists
Maybe just barriers you cannot ride around would do the trick?

Big Dog
19th March 2014, 23:02
Here is a revolutionary idea. Snipers. If you shoot anyone who ignores the giant red lights and the loud bells. If you shoot them dead they can't get killed by the train. Instant improvement in stats.


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Kendoll
28th March 2014, 09:18
This would be a better story if he was riding three abreast with two friends and ranting about his rights as a road user too...

This. :killingme I bet his lyrca offered great protection against all that gravel rash, too... :sick:

rastuscat
28th March 2014, 09:46
Update.

I got sprung by a KB member yesterday morning. I took one of the Neighborhood Policing Team bicycles out on a morning peak patrol. In fact, I've done it a few times in the last fortnight. When my guys are using the patrol bikes, I usually use a car, but I've taken the cycle out a few times now and I'm enjoying it.

I can approach drivers in the midst of cellphone conversations, ride up to folk not wearing seatbelts, and bust cyclists who blow traffic lights.

I was watching one such intersection when a van pulled over nearby and the driver called out to me "Is that you Rastus?"

SPRUNG !!!

Hobbyhorse
28th March 2014, 11:23
We will not tell anyone .... just keep up the good work.

Akzle
28th March 2014, 17:20
i think the country would be better if he was killed.

Hope the train drivers not feeling too bad about it.

Oakie
1st April 2014, 18:35
Update.

I got sprung by a KB member yesterday morning. I took one of the Neighborhood Policing Team bicycles out on a morning peak patrol. In fact, I've done it a few times in the last fortnight. When my guys are using the patrol bikes, I usually use a car, but I've taken the cycle out a few times now and I'm enjoying it.

I can approach drivers in the midst of cellphone conversations, ride up to folk not wearing seatbelts, and bust cyclists who blow traffic lights.

I was watching one such intersection when a van pulled over nearby and the driver called out to me "Is that you Rastus?"

SPRUNG !!!

Can't wait until someone does a runner. I'd pay good money to see that Police pursuit!

ellipsis
1st April 2014, 18:56
...around Chch at the moment, I'd put my money on RC on a peddly to get somewhere quicker than a car could...

Oakie
1st April 2014, 19:12
...around Chch at the moment, I'd put my money on RC on a peddly to get somewhere quicker than a car could...

By the number of treddlypods that pass me on a daily basis you're probably right.

DMNTD
1st April 2014, 19:22
Update.

I got sprung by a KB member yesterday morning. I took one of the Neighborhood Policing Team bicycles out on a morning peak patrol. In fact, I've done it a few times in the last fortnight. When my guys are using the patrol bikes, I usually use a car, but I've taken the cycle out a few times now and I'm enjoying it.

I can approach drivers in the midst of cellphone conversations, ride up to folk not wearing seatbelts, and bust cyclists who blow traffic lights.

I was watching one such intersection when a van pulled over nearby and the driver called out to me "Is that you Rastus?"

SPRUNG !!!

Ahhh...was that you dishing out the verbal justice to a couple of cyclists not using their marbles (courier cyclist,no helmet) on St Asaph St (corner of Durham) the other day?

James Deuce
1st April 2014, 19:33
"In other news, Darwin's evolution theory"
Is utterly misrepresented as something to do with an individual failing to survive a situation of their own creation.

rastuscat
3rd April 2014, 14:14
Ahhh...was that you dishing out the verbal justice to a couple of cyclists not using their marbles (courier cyclist,no helmet) on St Asaph St (corner of Durham) the other day?

'Twas I sir.

DMNTD
3rd April 2014, 20:29
'Twas I sir.

I'll say 'ello next time. I work on that corner but not in a Manchester St sort of a way

Laava
4th April 2014, 06:23
I'll say giddy next time. I work on that corner but not in a Manchester St sort of a way

What evs. How much do you charge big boy?

nodrog
5th April 2014, 11:26
What evs. How much do you charge big boy?

he charges by the kilo.

Berries
5th April 2014, 15:28
he charges by the kilo.
I heard it was by the pint.

Wingnut
5th April 2014, 18:51
and bust cyclists who blow traffic lights.


Do you have a wee siren on ya treadly? Or do ya just do the weeeeeeeoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeooooooooo sound ya self... Anyway, I hope they are issuing you boys with some nice lycra. Cant have you getting all chaffed up. :lol:

Gremlin
5th April 2014, 19:21
Do you have a wee siren on ya treadly? Or do ya just do the weeeeeeeoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeooooooooo sound ya self... Anyway, I hope they are issuing you boys with some nice lycra. Cant have you getting all chaffed up. :lol:
You're a bad man :killingme

Berries
6th April 2014, 22:46
Cant have you getting all chaffed up. :lol:
That must really hurt.







Like chafing but worse.

Banditbandit
8th April 2014, 09:14
"In other news, Darwin's evolution theory"
Is utterly misrepresented as something to do with an individual failing to survive a situation of their own creation.

Crap - it's about the level of intelligence necessary for survival - and people who do not have it removing their genes from the gene pool - thus strengthening the human race ...